Anti Marriage Evasion Guide [Interstellar]

After being "tortured" for too long, a conditioned reflex will probably be formed, and Lin Ye subconsciously stood at attention: "Hello, Instructor Hall!"

Although Gu Chengyan swore that he had negotiated "friendly" with the instructor, and gave Lin Ye a holiday extrajudicially, but when they actually met, Dunbar Hall's expression was at least a thousand miles away from "friendly", and he was used to it. Lin Ye was very worried that he would turn into "Huo Jingtao" on the spot and use the magical skill of "Lion Roar" to raze the town of Lingdong to the ground.

It is natural to encounter leaders with a guilty conscience during confinement and escape, but Lin Ye soon discovered that Dunbar Hall's bad mood may have nothing to do with him-the owner of the "question" just now showed his head from behind Dunbar Hall, I met Lin Ye and Gu Chengyan face to face, and it was Zheng Miao who I hadn't seen for a long time.

Zheng Miao's expression froze when he saw Lin Ye and Gu Chengyan's handshake, and quickly changed into a mean joke: "I thought it was some big star, you are popular now, and you are also a star. I will enter I’ve been walking through the town for so long, and no one recognizes me!”

Zheng Miao said in a strange voice, "Do you know why? I haven't received a show for several months, and all the parts that were supposed to be broadcast have been cut off!" At this point, he seemed to lose control of his emotions, and rushed towards the forest , Gu Chengyan stepped in front of Lin Ye and frowned: "Zheng Miao, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Ye noticed that Gu Chengyan asked "what's the matter" instead of "what are you doing", and Gu Chengyan was keenly aware that something was wrong.His voice wasn't high-pitched, but Zheng Miao seemed to be scalded, and suddenly let out an "oh", piercing the cold air of Lingdong Town with a sharp voice: "You protect him like this?"

Dunbar Hall rested his forehead in displeasure, as if he really wanted to pretend that he didn't know this hysterical former star, and at the same time looked nervously at the door. Fortunately, none of his recruits have been attracted by the voice so far.

Gu Chengyan frowned into a Sichuan shape, and raised his voice: "Don't take him away yet." The words were directed at Dunbar Hall.

A word awakened the dreamer, and Dunbar Hall hurriedly stepped forward.

Zheng Miao in Gu Chengyan's impression is always decent. He pays great attention to his image, and always feels suspiciously that there are paparazzi lurking around him. Most of his crying is purposeful pear blossoms with rain. Even if he is very depressed, he is rarely like this hysteria.

Zheng Miao's spirit was obviously not stable, Gu Chengyan subconsciously protected Lin Ye, for fear that the crazy Zheng Miao would do something to hurt him.

So Lin Ye, who just beat two big guys with his bare hands three days ago, and the captain of the "Anti-Theft Commando" Mr. "Ruan Mian", was carefully protected like this A thin and outdated star, he is a vicious and dangerous element.

The "dangerous element" Zheng Miao was obviously stimulated by Gu Chengyan's actions, and cursed indiscriminately, but his kicking feet did not touch Gu Chengyan or Lin Ye's clothes at all—he had already been captured by Dunbar Hall. He hugged his waist like subduing a terrorist, his feet were off the ground, and because he couldn't kick the target mission, he started to shout crazily.

Dunbar Hall, who was closest to Zheng Miao, was obviously the first victim. He couldn't bear to let go of him, and slapped Zheng Miao: "Have you had enough trouble?"

This slap bought a short period of peace. Zheng Miao covered his swollen face and sobbed without warning. Dunbar Hall himself was stunned. He was used to beating recruits, and he forgot to control his emotions. Strength, this slap is tantamount to temporary disfigurement for the weak Zheng Miao.

It seemed that every time Lin Ye met Zheng Miao, the other party ended in embarrassment, so he didn't have much discomfort with the swollen and red half face of this idol boy. He was mainly treated by Zheng Miao by Dunbar Hall attitude stopped.

Their relationship seemed to be complicated, Lin Ye didn't dare to think deeply, the two thoughts in his mind were like mutually exclusive N-level magnets, they refused to connect with each other, and they straightened out into an obvious answer.

Zheng Miao was like a wall clock that had stopped due to a breakdown. After a brief sob, it started ticking again. He subconsciously made a pitiful look, with a tear streaming from the corner of his eye, as if he had regained his short-term clarity: "I It's only you now, don't leave me."

Dunbar Hall sighed, looking at Zheng Miao not like looking at a person, but like looking at a dog skin plaster, he said as if his patience was exhausted: "I have told you very clearly, this is the last time we Meet."

Dunbar Hall's words were ruthless and unrefutable, and this sentence became the last straw that crushed Zheng Miao.He started yelling without warning.

The vocal cords that were carefully maintained for singing in the past are like dilapidated bellows. The vulgar curses are mixed with all kinds of genital nouns, which are perfectly combined. They are hoarse and crazy. They are not like a star who has passed away, but rather like a senior vagabond who is "comfortable with cursing" Chinese.

Gu Chengyan pulled Lin Ye back a step, and Dunbar Hall carried Zheng Miao out like a chick with a gloomy expression. He was nowhere to be seen, and he could still be heard cursing that he was so dirty that it affected the appearance of the city.

The owner of the Flaming Spicy Fruit Shop let out a long sigh of relief: "You two customers, didn't you scare you?"

He lowered his voice: "There seems to be something wrong with that man. I've been arguing with that instructor for a long time at my place today." Lin Ye also realized that something was wrong. It seemed that Zheng Miao was not only hostile to him, but also in a mental state. , like...

"Madman!" The store owner translated Lin Ye's doubts into words, and highly summarized Zheng Miao's mental state, "That instructor is a frequent visitor to our place. , He also helped us. It’s true that he has such a boyfriend.”

He let out a long sigh: "What a crime!"

Boy friend?

The unconnected string in Lin Ye's head "snapped" and he connected it perfectly, and looked at Gu Chengyan: "Instructor Hall is the one..."

Lin Ye held back for a long time but didn't think of a more euphemistic way of saying "give you a cuckold". With his mouth open, Gu Chengyan closed Lin Ye's jaw manually as if he was afraid of the cold wind pouring into his stomach, and admitted: " yes."

At the same time, he dragged Lin Ye into the shop, and the shop owner followed him enthusiastically: "Yes, yes, sit inside." The fire in the indoor fireplace was beeping, and in cooperation with the automatic temperature adjustment system, the small The shop is warm and spring-like, and the modern and primitive collide with each other without any sense of disobedience.

The flaming spicy fruit that Lin Ye ate had already been fully digested at this time, and the familiar cold hit again. The two of them entered the room wrapped in the cold air, and both felt a comfortable warmth.

They sat on the clean bar and ordered a bottle of 00000 beer. There are many small shops like this in the perennially cold Lingdong town, and spicy fruit and beer are standard.

The boss served two glasses of beer with creamy white foam and a plate of snacks dotted with spicy fruits as compensation. Lin Ye suddenly asked, "Instructor Hall is Zheng Miao's boyfriend? Is there any misunderstanding?"

Because the boss was still there, Lin Ye asked tactfully. He didn't believe that a tough guy like Instructor Hall would rush to be a "little three" for others. Although personal morality and work should be separated, Lin Ye couldn't accept it in his heart. My instructor is a "little three".

Before Gu Chengyan could open his mouth, the shop owner approached him intentionally, and said mysteriously, "They've been digging through old accounts all morning, and I heard something inside."

"That 'madman' seems to be a little celebrity, but I don't know him. Our place is too sensitive here, and there is a military camp over there, so we can only receive a few programs. StarInternet is also restricted. It's far away. At the beginning, it was the little star. Xingxing lied to Officer Hall and stepped on two boats, tsk tsk, now he is not wanted on the other side, he is not doing well, so he came back to look for him, instructor Hall is not stupid, of course he is not willing."

After hearing what the boss said, Lin Ye roughly understood.

On the other side, Zheng Miao was carried to the exit of the town by Dunbar Hall like he was carrying a sack. He activated his mecha and stuffed the person in. Zheng Miao was still struggling, but a mechanical arm suddenly stretched out from the mecha, Zheng Miao forced himself into the medical cabin. While binding his hands and feet, his mouth was also covered with tape. The unspoken swear words were blocked in his throat and turned into humming whimpers.

It’s much better than the permutation and combination of genital nouns. Dunbar Hall heaved a sigh of relief, thankful that his polluted ears finally got a breather, and subconsciously rummaged through the built-in wine cabinet in the cockpit for some stomach-warming stocks. To make up for half of myself who was consumed for no reason during the holiday.

After taking a big mouthful of yellow soup, Dunbar Hall, who was driving the mecha drunk, set the destination location, adjusted his mecha to the automatic driving mode, turned his head and said to the people behind him: "Stop scolding, I will take you to Take the nearest starship."

He paused, "Don't come to me again, I won't pursue the past, but that doesn't mean I can still accept you."

Zheng Miao seemed to have been pressed the pause button, and the whimpering of "buzzing" stopped abruptly.

Dunbar Hall suddenly raised his tone, and the heroic figure of "Huo Jingtao" finally surfaced: "If you dare to mess around again!"

Dunbar Hall looked at Zheng Miao's distraught and asymmetrical face, and suddenly closed his mouth. After all, the threat behind him was not uttered, Dunbar Hall sighed: "I suggest you see a psychiatrist, you are plotting Too much, too sober... Madam Gu doesn't like you, so you should immediately find a spare tire for yourself... Forget it, I don't necessarily listen to you if I persuade you, as long as you remember, this is the last time we meet."

Dunbar Hall took a sip of wine and looked out the window through the glass of the cockpit. The mecha had already left the atmosphere, and the border inspection on Hess was visible to the naked eye. While Dunbar Hall slowed down, his fingers were on the side of the medical cabin. He lingered on the control button for a while, and finally did not press it amidst Zheng Miao's unclear "woo woo" curse.

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"That little star is also quite pitiful. It is said that he lost his job, spent a lot of money, and owed a lot of money, so he deliberately contacted Instructor Hall." The shop owner concluded: "I guess he is not popular, you Guess what? I didn't even recognize him as an actor unless he said it himself."

Lin Ye drank a glass of Luanmai beer and ate the snacks given by the boss. He felt warm all over his body, and raised his chin at Gu Chengyan: "Pay."

If Gu Chengyan was granted an amnesty, he was eager to say goodbye to the gossip boss, and immediately took out a stack of star coins and put them on the table—most shops in Lingdong Town only accept banknotes.

The two packed a bag of flaming spicy fruit and left. Snowflakes were already falling in the town. The cold air was sweet and clean. There were no people on the corridors of the town. Soldiers in the surrounding shops occasionally heard the noise of pushing cups and changing glasses. It's rare to come out for a day of wind, and the "recruiters" all turned into wine barrels and indulged.

The road was soon covered with a layer of white snow, and the forest field hadn't seen snow for a long time, so I couldn't help stepping on it happily.

The two walked in silence for an unknown distance, leaving behind a long string of footprints, Gu Chengyan finally couldn't help but said: "Xiaoye, are you angry?"

Lin Ye was asked inexplicably: "Why are you angry?" Seeing Lin Ye's expression, Gu Chengyan knew that he was worrying too much, wishing to slap his meddlesome mouth, why did he bring it up?

Lin Ye's thick nerves were running fast, and after a little comprehension of Gu Chengyan's entanglement, he couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth, stretched out his hand to pinch the other's cheek, and finally touched the stubble of his hand, "Then he is not doing well now. , are you in the mood?"

Gu Chengyan shook his head in trepidation: "We have no relationship for a long time."

Lin Ye sighed: "You always think so much, but it's actually very simple to fall in love with me." He imitated Gu Chengyan's original noun, "During the 'relationship continuation period', you can't cheat, just keep your enthusiasm."

In the cold wind, Lin Ye's words gave Gu Chengyan warmth, but he was not jealous at all, and Gu Chengyan couldn't help feeling a little tangled in his heart: Lin Ye doesn't care so much, does he not care about him?

Gu Chengyan felt that he was too fussy, and it was wrong to be so serious. Could it be that Lin Yehe had a big fight to be happy?

He watched the continuous snowflakes fall on Lin Ye's head and body, and even his long eyelashes were stained with a little hoarfrost, which made the black eyes deeper and brighter. With the delicately marked facial features, he looked like an elf in the snow mountain.

Gu Chengyan looked distracted, and thought that he had never been so concerned about a person in his life, he was poisoned by the "elf". Seeing Lin Ye's heartless appearance, Gu Chengyan was depressed and relieved.

The one who cares more between the two will always work harder. If Gu Chengyan chooses, he hopes that he is the one who loves more. He is reluctant to let Lin Ye worry about it, make Lin Ye jealous, and let Lin Ye be heartless and happy all the time. Go on.

He could use a little more care, at least in terms of feelings, to prevent his Ono from getting hurt.

Lin Ye stepped on the snow: "It's not your fault to see him, I can tell the difference. Who doesn't have an ex-boyfriend, it's so hypocritical, why don't you go to the kindergarten to look for it, and you have to go to the small class. The children in the big class already know who they are."

Gu Chengyan's small entanglements and small feelings were all shocked and disappeared by Lin Ye's unique nonsense, so he rubbed Lin Ye's ears that were red from the cold: "Is it cold?"

Lin Ye concentrated on stepping on the snow: "I liked the sound of stepping on the snow when I was a child, but unfortunately I have never seen such a big snow."

Thinking of Lin Ye's life experience, Gu Chengyan couldn't help but feel distressed again. Lin Ye was raised by his uncle and aunt's house since he was a child, and he heard that he was treated harshly. He probably rarely got the chance to travel. The summer in Neton is very long, and the fleeting winter is always It was destroyed by all kinds of warm currents, and there may not be a single snowfall in four or five years.

Gu Chengyan softened his voice: "Xiao Ye, I like this place, we will stay here tonight, and we will go back tomorrow night after playing."

Lin Ye's eyes lit up, and he was as happy as a child: "Then stay outside for a while, I'll show you something fun." Gu Chengyan grew up in Natun, and he didn't have much experience in playing with snow, so he only thought of one possibility, so he asked : "Snowball fight?"

Lin Ye shook his head, and said maturely, "It's for children."

"Gu Xiaobai" was dragged by Lin Ye to find a small shop. Lin Ye carried a big wooden barrel and ran towards a secluded place like a radar. Gu Chengyan called "slow down", and Lin Ye only left him a back view: "You hurry up!"

One step behind, Gu Chengyan, who was acting as a wallet, had to turn his head and stare at Lin Ye every five seconds, in case he fell in the ice and snow, Lin Ye was panting and sweating in the snow and ice, and stopped. After stepping down, the cold wind hit the body, and finally felt that the strenuous exercise seemed to have consumed seven or eighty eight of the flames.

Lin Ye groped in his pocket, and realized that the spicy fruit should be on Gu Chengyan's body. Then Lin Ye remembered to look for the "family member" who was excited and lost for a while. His luck was not bad. "Say the family member's family is here." After a few steps, he caught up.

Before Lin Ye could react, he was tightly wrapped by a thick fur cloak, and the cloak was attached to a hat. Gu Chengyan put his head on the hat and took out a flame spicy fruit from his pocket. Stuffed it into Lin Ye's mouth.

It was only then that Gu Chengyan discovered that the hat that came with the cloak actually had two rabbit ears.

The hot air of the spicy fruit is warm and harmonious, and it should be combined with the outside of the cloak, completely dispelling the cold air around the "Lin Rabbit".Lin Ye swallowed the spicy fruit and opened his mouth: "Why don't you wear clothes?"

Gu Chengyan took out another ordinary-style hat and put it on his head: "This is enough, his family doesn't have my size." The truth is that Lin Ye's ancestor disappeared as soon as he opened his legs. Gu Chengyan was worried that he was carrying a big bucket Running out of danger, he only had time to hastily grab a suit of clothes and drop a few big bills.

For the first time, Lin Ye let go of the fact that he was shorter than Gu Chengyan. He smirked a few times, and hugged Gu Chengyan: "It's okay, you can share with me." The warm body posted up unexpectedly, "Is it warmer? ?”

Gu Chengyan nodded, thinking that Lingdong Town is really a well-deserved tourist destination, who said that only the beach with clear water, sand, white coconut trees and shadows is suitable for vacation?

However, the hug was short-lived, Lin Ye suddenly let go of Gu Chengyan: "I almost forgot!"

Lin Ye carefully opened the lid of the bucket that was left on the ground, and heaved a sigh of relief: "It's okay." Then he opened the lid completely, picked up the bucket, and poured it out on the ground.

White "water mist" splashed in the air and merged with the falling snow. After the "water mist" dispersed, a long strip of ice had formed on the ground.

"Look at it." Lin Ye took the lead, stepping on the ice with his left foot, pushing his right foot slightly, and his posture was chic and elegant. However, in the next second, he fell down and squatted.

Gu Chengyan: ...

Lin Ye: ...

Kui Mulang on Lin Ye's wrist let out a piercing laugh, and was put into sleep mode by Lin Ye's slap.

Lin Ye was not discouraged, and after repeated defeats, he finally polished the surface of the ice as smooth as a mirror. Lin Ye said with satisfaction: "It's done."

Then a run-up, two feet firmly on the ice, slipped out, the white cloak naturally fluttered in the wind, and the two rabbit ears on the hat fluttered in the wind.

After falling so many times and finally succeeding, Lin Ye couldn't help but be proud: "Are you amazing?" It was the first time Gu Chengyan saw Lin Ye's childish appearance, and he felt it was fresh and interesting, and he didn't hear a word from Lin Ye Qing, he walked straight up to the person, stretched out his hand and patted Lin Ye's head.

Gu Chengyan: What should I do if I suddenly want to eat rabbit meat?

Lin Ye: ...Why do you feel that Gu Chengyan treats me like the stupid mouse at home?

Lin Ye coughed lightly: "Try it."

Only then did Gu Chengyan come to his senses, following Lin Ye's appearance, he slid along with him. The feeling of skating was amazing, and it was quite different from the experience of galloping on artificial ice with skates on. There was only one direction, relying on inertia to go straight Rushing over, bringing a bit of biting cold wind, this is the memory of Lin Ye when he was a child.

Gu Chengyan never thought that he would accompany Lin Ye to play such a childish and boring game, until the spicy fruit and the fur cape could no longer resist the long-term cold, and the two returned to the center of the town trembling.

When they got out of the forest, Lin Ye couldn't help but wrap his cloak around the two of them at the same time. Gu Chengyan and Lin Ye's smirk like conjoined twins still hasn't stopped. The small town has already been lit with warm lights, and the little snow that has been drifting for a whole day hasn't stopped. posture.

Gu Chengyan laughed enough, and let out a long sigh of relief: "Xiao Ye, I feel like I'm dreaming." Lin Ye gasped "hissing": "What's wrong?" Gu Chengyan: "You've been away for so long, I seem to be away again I have never laughed so heartily before. Once you left, I lost a lot of life experience."

Lin Ye smirked again, and with his frozen mouth, he dropped a cold kiss on Gu Chengyan's neck: "There are other experiences, let's make up together tonight."

Gu Chengyan's heart felt hot, and he lowered his head, just in time to see Lin Ye's sly black eyes: "However, we must first find a place to warm up and sacrifice to the Wu Zang Temple."