Anti Marriage Evasion Guide [Interstellar]

Lin Ye slept very contentedly. When he opened his eyes, he could already see the bright sunlight coming in through the gaps in the thick curtains. The first thing Lin Ye did when he woke up was habitually groping for his terminal. Gu Chengyan behind him hadn't woken up yet. Feeling that the person in his arms seemed to break free, he hugged him again dissatisfied.

Gu Chengyan had a lot of strength in his sleep, and this hug directly awakened Lin Ye's senses that had temporarily faded after a good night's sleep. The feeling of backache and backache suddenly returned, especially the discomfort somewhere behind his back, which made Lin Ye suddenly recall yesterday. Night unrestrained details.

Thinking of this, Lin Ye's hair was blown out, he was emboldened and struggled even harder, Gu Chengyan also subconsciously exerted force on his hands, and even dazedly moved forward, trying to tightly hug the person in his arms.During the struggle, Lin Ye suddenly stopped his movements, his whole body froze, and he clearly felt that something stuck behind his buttocks.

very energetic.

Lin Ye's face became even darker. Last night, he had already tossed beyond words, so he couldn't help cursing in a low voice: "Teddy is fine." Then he stopped caring about the feelings of the people behind him, a clever unloading, and a carp to straighten up. Get rid of Gu Chengyan completely.The person Gu Chengyan hugged well suddenly disappeared, and finally opened his eyes: "Xiaoye, are you awake?"

Lin Ye responded angrily, and Gu Chengyan immediately felt guilty: "Is it still hurting there?" Lin Ye didn't want to answer this question very much, but the hidden pain behind him was nothing to him, so he said honestly: "It doesn't hurt anymore." Gu Chengyan "Well" said: "Is that still uncomfortable?"

What exactly is the difference between these two questions?However, Lin Ye subconsciously followed Gu Chengyan's words and felt a little uncomfortable.Lin Ye turned over the pillow to find the terminal, and said, "It's uncomfortable."

Gu Chengyan: "Isn't it painless?"

Lin Ye: ...

Lin Ye: "It doesn't hurt anymore, but there is a foreign body sensation."

Last night, Gu Chengyan was actually very careful. Even though he was tossing from the evening until dawn, under the high-intensity "work", Lin Ye was still not injured.

Lin Ye stopped Gu Chengyan's question first: "Don't ask me what foreign body sensation is. If you want to know, I will show you to experience it next time." Gu Chengyan immediately shut up, and helped turn the pillow with insight: "Let me help you try to find."

Last night, Lin Ye thought that thing was in the way, so Lin Ye took it off his hand and threw it aside. It turned out that it fell into the crack of the bed. Gu Chengyan handed it to Lin Ye flatteringly: "What do you want for breakfast, I will make it for you myself."

Lin Ye immediately stopped him: "Don't do it!" Then he said weakly: "Let Ju Que cook some porridge." Gu Chengyan ordered him to forbid, and quickly sent Ju Que to the kitchen to make breakfast, and he was tired of being around Lin Ye and couldn't bear to leave.

There were more than a dozen messages and missed calls in the terminal. Lin Ye clicked on a video message first, and Zhong Haoran's dark, big face was clearly visible on the translucent screen that popped up in the terminal.

"Ono! Why didn't you answer the phone? Have you received the notification? The recording of "The Strongest Decoding of Neton" has finally started hahahahahahaha, guess who is the guest of this episode? You can't guess it, it's Jasmine Hetherine !"

At the bottom of the screen, another small screen was squeezed out, in which was Tu Feibai, a rich second generation dressed like a dog, and the gold watch on his wrist almost blinded Lin Ye: "Jasmine Hatherine is the goddess of the big black bear , tsk tsk."

This is actually a live video that was not received in time. The delay reading function was turned on, and it was retained by the terminal. "Big Black Bear" is Zhong Haoran's nickname, and it has accompanied him almost throughout his student days. He was familiar with Zhong Haoran in the Central Federal Military Academy. Only talented people would call it that, and Tu Feibai is also a top student at the Central Federation Military Academy.

Zhong Haoran had no objection to him calling himself a "big black bear", but instead focused on the "tsk tsk" after Jasmine Hetherine, and immediately turned into a fanboy: "What's your tone?" Tu Feibai calmed down and said: " Don't you know the dark history of her being kept?"

"You're the only one who has been adopted! You fools!"

Tu Feibai's tone was still so calm that it was no big deal to watch the excitement: "Tsk tsk, you idiots."

After listening to the two quarreling for 2 minutes, Lin Ye skipped the recording with excitement. He didn't even know who Jasmine Hetherine was.

Gu Chengyan’s terminal also received a few emails. In addition to his own work, there was also an email from Gu Chengyan’s colleague Xu Mu, who kindly copied him an invitation letter for Lin Ye and others to record the program—the recording program was not a secret.

It turns out that according to the practice of the Mecha League, the winners will participate in one of the sponsors' programs "Naton's Strongest Decoding". As soon as the league received commercial sponsorship, it transformed itself and gradually became one of the major competitions celebrated by the Federation.

However, commercialization also has advantages and disadvantages. Although the pressure of public opinion has been resolved, the competition will be more exciting and the venues will be more diversified after sufficient funds, and even increase the legitimate income of the military, but it has to give back to advertisers and make some modest concessions.

It is the most important feedback activity for the winners of the league to participate in the program. The winners who fought bloody and finally won the victory are at the time when the economic value of fans is the highest.

Lin Ye was not as excited about participating in the show as Zhong Haoran and others were. Lin Ye moved his butt up, revealing his clean upper body, and asked in confusion: "Aren't we going to go on a mission? Is such a high exposure rate really good?" Gu Chengyan Sit next to Lin Ye, ate a mouthful of tofu calmly, and explained solemnly: "This is a tradition. If it is suddenly broken this year, people will be suspicious, not to mention the league's all-star live broadcast, who doesn't know you?"

"Performing secret missions requires absolute secrecy, but if you do the opposite, the other party may not even be able to guess the cards."

Lin Ye nodded, and after a while, he sighed old-fashionedly: "It's filming commercials and participating in entertainment programs again. Is this going to be a debut?"

Gu Chengyan couldn't help laughing: "Do you know that many people participate in the Mecha League just to be popular?" Lin Ye was taken aback: "Really debut?" Gu Chengyan hurriedly said: "Don't worry, General Duncan will not allow it. Every year, the regular follow-up program of the Mecha League is also the last one, and the players who can persist till the end are those with real skills, but no one is really popular for more than three months."

"Of course it depends on the face." Gu Chengyan added rationally.

Lin Ye pretended to be melancholy: "Is it possible that someone as handsome as me will become popular?"

Gu Chengyan said seriously: "It's very possible."

Lin Ye finally couldn't help laughing out loud, and Gu Chengyan also smirked, the two of you talked to each other more and more unnutritious, more and more childish, but they enjoyed it very much, lying under the blanket with their buttocks bare Ken got up and said some silly words, but it had nothing to do with sex. Lin Ye suddenly felt an unprecedented sense of happiness.

Gu Chengyan was still giggling, when Lin Ye suddenly kissed him on the cheek: "Gu Chengyan, I really like you." Gu Chengyan was stunned by the kiss for a moment, then laughed even more stupidly, and rushed forward to kiss back, but was caught Lin Ye put his finger on his forehead: "Don't move!"

Gu Chengyan was a little puzzled, Lin Ye pointed to Gu Chengyan's not-so-little Xiaoyan, who was also naked, "You are a dangerous person now, I can only kiss you, you can't kiss me!"

Gu Chengyan sat back obediently, but Lin Ye couldn't help but glance under him from the corner of his eye, no wonder it hurt so much last night.Lin Ye still didn't give up: "Will you change me next time?" Gu Chengyan didn't even think about it: "Okay!"

Lin Ye: "It's too perfunctory."

Gu Chengyan: "Mmm... good!"

Lin Ye: ...

Among the dozen or so unread messages, besides Zhong Haoran and Tu Feibai, there are also text messages from Marlowe, the central idea is also this matter, and then there is a message about the time to participate in the program and a message about where to go. The official notification of the "Ninth Team" reporting.

However, there is no definite date for the registration time of the "Ninth Team".

Gu Chengyan couldn't help sighing: "Sure enough, we can't go to the honeymoon." Lin Ye almost forgot about it, and after Gu Chengyan reminded him, he suddenly remembered that the first thing they did after they came back from Barrow Star was to plan to spend some time on a small planet. However, after returning home, things happened one after another, and there was not a single day of leisure.

Lin Ye wanted to pinch Gu Chengyan's face, but he touched the stubble with his hand, and comforted him: "There will be a chance in the future." Gu Chengyan nodded: "Okay. But you must protect yourself."

Lin Ye knew what Gu Chengyan was worried about, but he still didn't say the truth that "I've never been afraid of dangerous tasks", which sounded more worrying, and just obediently said: "I know." He raised his eyebrows again and smiled handsomely It's also a bit bad: "I won't make you a widow."

I thought that Gu Chengyan would argue with him on the question of "who is the husband", but the other party cooperated very well: "You said it yourself, you can't make me a widow, this is a promise." Lin Ye felt very comfortable listening, although his body was occupied I took advantage of it, but took it back verbally, so I solemnly said: "I promise you, it will come true."

Lin Ye stood up and jumped out of bed: "I'm hungry." Gu Chengyan observed carefully, and found that Lin Ye was staggering a few steps when he just got out of bed, but he quickly adjusted and seemed to have no discomfort, so he was completely relieved and also Then got out of bed.

At that time, Juque had already prepared brunch. The fragrant and soft white porridge must have been simmered slowly. Almost all the rice grains had melted into the rice soup, which was slightly steaming. The ripe avocado was ground into sauce and mixed with fresh Butter lettuce and crimson ear vegetable salad, served with buttered fried eggs, plus two large portions of softly boiled tiger skin dragon meat. I don't know what order Gu Chengyan gave, but Juque made all easy-to-digest dishes.

Gu Chengyan deliberately laid a layer of cushions for Lin Ye on the chair first. Lin Ye was tossed all night, and he naturally accepted the considerate care of the instigator. He sat on it, drank porridge, ate meat, and as for vegetables, he only had avocados. I jumped out of the part, and my attitude towards green leafy vegetables is still respectful and insensitive.

The two sat and ate, Lin Ye suddenly remembered something: "Forget about the little mouse!" He reported the location of the little gerbil hidden, and ordered Gu Chengyan to go down and pick it up, Gu Chengyan's affection for the gerbil was far less than Lin Ye's. It came deeply, and I was a little reluctant immediately: "I haven't finished eating yet, what are you doing bringing it up?"

Lin Ye saw that it didn't work, so he immediately changed his strategy: "Otherwise, we two, rock-paper-scissors, whoever is handsome will go down and get it?" Gu Chengyan was amused by Lin Ye, and he conceded defeat: "Eat your food well."

The little gerbil held it all night and morning, and was finally released. It couldn't help rubbing its fluffy face against the back of Lin Ye's hand, but was blocked by a big nut in Lin Ye's mouth. The paws hurriedly held the nuts, stuffed them into their huge cheeks, and sniffed the nut jars on the table.

Juque served the last dessert, and Lin Ye released Kui Mulang, who had been forced to sleep all night, and the room immediately became noisy. Lin Ye ate a mouthful of soft chiffon cake, and a gust of warm wind blew in outside the restaurant , softening the cool air of the air conditioner, Lin Ye was comfortable. Ge You slumped on the chair, glanced at Gu Chengyan, just happened to collide with the other's eyes, and smiled tacitly at each other: This is home.

In a blink of an eye, it was time for the show to start filming. This was a talk show, and there was no rehearsal, but everyone was sent a script in advance, which clearly listed the questions the host would ask, and even wrote down the answers.

Lin Ye just needs to recite the answers according to the script. His lines are not many, only a few sentences, but the script has dozens of pages. Lin Ye is too lazy to read them one by one. Put it aside.

Gu Chengyan originally wanted to personally send Lin Ye to the program recording site, and asked for a family seat from the program group through the back door, which was in the first row of the auditorium. Vice President Mo, who was able to take good care of his body and return to work, gradually became unable to maintain his composure when he saw the lively Gu Chengyan in the Mecha League finals.

Until now, he finally couldn't bear it and called him back, and continued to complete the research project that had been put on hold for a long time because of his absence as a key engineer.

Because Lin Ye didn't read the script at all, he was really surprised when he saw Zheng Miao in the background.

This was the fourth time Lin Ye met Zheng Miao, but the first time he spoke to him.Zheng Miao came earlier than Lin Ye, and the base makeup had already been applied on his face. The base makeup was pale, but his eye makeup hadn't been applied yet, which made him look like a malnourished vampire.

The vampire opened his mouth provocatively: "Such a big brand? Even I put on makeup, so you came here in a big way?"

Zheng Miao's voice was not deliberately lowered. There were some noisy voices in the backstage dressing room, but they immediately quieted down. Dozens of pairs of eyes looked over curiously. Even a head poked out from the host's cubicle. Lin Ye could clearly see that direction seemed to have a gleam of light because he had grasped the topic.

Lin Ye is not good at quarreling, so he quickly thought about the feasibility of tricking people out to beat him up, but before his "feasibility study" plan took shape, the other end of the dressing room yelled back for Lin Ye: "You think everyone They're all like you, can't you look on camera without makeup?"

Lin Ye turned around and saw that it was none other than the "Final Trio", Zhong Haoran, Marlowe and Tu Feibai.

Tu Feibai was the one who spoke just now, and Marlowe was more direct: "Why do you look like a ghost?" Zhong Haoran was also clumsy with his tongue, but he proved Marlowe's point with his actions - he followed Marlowe's Commenting, looking at Zheng Miao, he quickly "fucked" and took half a step back.

Zhong Haoran is a real person and doesn't know how to act, so everything happened logically, plus Zheng Miao's makeup today seems to be in a coquettish style, the base makeup is very white, and apart from the white base makeup, concealer, blush, eye makeup The same has not been implemented. With a white face and dark circles under the eyes that have not yet been covered, it is a bit scary to look at the dark side.

Zhong Haoran was as strong as a bear, and his retreat after being frightened seemed a bit exaggerated, which caused a burst of laughter in the dressing room, and Zheng Miao's face turned red and white from the laughter. The tall and burly soldiers of the "Ninth Team" all stared at themselves with unfriendly expressions, and then looked back at the assistants who followed him. In comparison, they were as thin as chickens, so they had to endure Taking this breath, he went back resentfully.

Zheng Miao ran away so happily, Tu Feibai sneered exaggeratedly, the irony was obvious, but Zheng Miao still didn't dare to fart, a few people also felt that bullying such an idiot lacked interest, and quickly changed The topic changed: "Ono, why did you come here!" Zhong Haoran asked loudly.

Since the "first night" that day that he will never forget, Lin Ye has not adjusted his biological clock properly. Although Lin Ye has never succeeded in trying Gu Chengyan's "freshness", he was served comfortably. The two of them tasted the marrow and knew the taste, and they lived absurdly with Gu Chengyan, almost turning day and night upside down.

Thinking of this, Lin Ye couldn't help but yawned: "I just woke up, and the road is still a bit trafficked."

At this time, the little make-up artist who had been standing behind Lin Ye for a long time couldn't help but tentatively said: "The show will start in an hour, Mr. Lin, Mr. Lin, can I do your makeup now?"

The little makeup artist probably called everyone a teacher out of professional habits. Lin Ye showed him a mouthful of white teeth: "I'm a man, so I won't change." Dressed up as a "sissy", she is not exempt from vulgarity. She is full of admiration and appreciation for the masculine "final trio".

At this time, Lin Ye smiled so much that he almost fainted. He said hello in a daze, but he didn't walk away.

Lin Ye and the "final trio" haven't seen each other for a few days. Compared with those who shoot commercials and record programs, Lin Ye and their common language can go around the world three times. Just watching Zhong Haoran and Tu Feibai bickering Quite a lot of fun.

However, today's Zhong Haoran is rare and reserved, even his voice is lower than usual, Tu Feibai squeezed his eyes at Lin Ye, and pouted his mouth in a certain direction, only to see a dignified and beautiful woman with quite aura, Dai Wearing sunglasses and red lips, surrounded by assistants, he put on warm clothes for air-conditioned rooms, took off the sunglasses, and touched up makeup in one go, as if he just came in not long ago.

And Zheng Miao, who was 800 meters away from her make-up cubicle, came over in a fart, far from the coldness towards Lin Ye, and almost didn't shake off the powder on his face with enthusiasm, but the woman just nodded to him lightly. nod.

Lin Ye turned his gaze back inexplicably, his doubts were palpable, and Tu Feibai's shallow knowledge of Lin Ye was also palpable: "You don't even know Jasmine Hetherine?"

Lin Ye thought for a while, and suddenly realized, isn't Jasmine Hetherine Zhong Haoran's goddess?

Lin Ye had a close relationship, and finally exchanged a clear expression with Tu Feibai. No wonder Zhong Haoran suddenly became a gentleman. Zhong Haoran was about to fight Tu Feibai again, but Marlow, who had been left out all the time, said: " Ono, how did the recruitment advertisement of the Military Propaganda Department go?"

This topic successfully stopped the war between Zhong Haoran and Tu Feibai, both of them were curiously waiting for Lin Ye's answer, Lin Ye said honestly: "It's nothing interesting, just three shots, and we finished shooting in one morning." He thought for a while and then Added: "Counting it all together, it seems like we'll be filming tomorrow."

Several people immediately expressed that they were going to the set to join in the fun, but Lin Ye didn't take it seriously, but Tu Feibai pointedly said: "It is said that Zheng Miao was invited to shoot that commercial." Zhong Haoran: "Really?"

Tu Feibai: "The pre-stage publicity was sent out, but Huguang Media had to take emergency measures and withdraw the draft overnight. However, some netizens have already taken screenshots, and they were slapped in the face, tsk tsk."

Lin Ye: "...Why do you know so much about the entertainment industry?" Lin Ye remembered that the black material that Jasmine Hatherine was taken care of in the early days was also exposed to Zhong Haoran by Tu Feibai.

Tu Feibai smiled deeply: "The circle is that big, there is no wall that is not ventilated."

Marlowe added lightly, hitting the soul directly: "Because he is a rich second generation."

Tu Feibai cleared his throat: "Okay, no kidding, I'm reminding you, the live broadcast will start in a while, you have to be careful about that surname Zheng, who has a new and old hatred, he may be holding back the fire."

Lin Ye hadn't had time to figure out whether he and Zheng Miao had so much enmity, when he saw a small audience running over: "Teachers, the broadcast is about to start, please go to the waiting room."

Several people responded, and followed the small field affairs to go out. At this time, the little makeup artist who had been waiting by Lin Ye's side and almost lost his presence dared to say: "Mr. Lin, our teacher ordered, at least call you A little loose powder!" As he spoke, he lifted up the small powder puff and waved it towards the forest field, his movements were steady and ruthless, full of professionalism.

Lin Ye sneezed, rubbed his face, and looked at the little make-up artist, who had already run away shyly, and made a cheering gesture to Lin Ye, Lin Ye was speechless for a while, but still followed a few people to the entrance of the stage.