Anti Marriage Evasion Guide [Interstellar]

The house was in a mess, and Lin Ye couldn't help becoming alert: "Is this a burglar?" Gu Chengyan shook his head: "The anti-theft system at home has not been activated, and I have not received any abnormal signals." Lin Ye remembered that the anti-theft system at home had actually been linked to Gu Chengyan's terminal. Binding, could it be that he met a thief with better means?

Although they knew it was impossible, the two of them subconsciously cheered up, but the Kui Mulang on Lin Ye's wrist turned into a Erha form, and rushed into the house shaking his ears. Before it could be stopped, it rushed into the kitchen excitedly.

Lin Ye had to keep up. The kitchen was semi-open and connected to the living room, which was the hardest-hit area. After a while, Kui Mulang rushed out with his ears shaking, holding the round body of the five-dimensional alloy. A ball of hair.

Lin Ye: ...

Gu Chengyan: ...

Seeing that the two irresponsible owners were finally willing to go home, the little gerbil immediately complained loudly. Lin Ye took the gerbil and asked Gu Chengyan: "Why didn't you leave it in the pet store when you left home?" of?"

Gu Chengyan was very honest: "Forget it." At that time, Gu Chengyan was thinking about chasing Lin Ye, and he was so anxious that his mind couldn't take anything else. If he could remember to lock the door, he was already very caring.

When the gerbil heard this, he was more justly wronged, his round mung bean eyes almost overflowed with tears, full of silent complaints, it was really sad for those who heard it and tears for those who saw it.

Lin Ye felt a little distressed looking at it. Ever since this little thing was given to him by the Mecha League Competition Committee, Lin Ye really kept it as a pet, and rubbed it in his hands all day long. In fact, he was very emotional. , Seeing the little gerbil was forgotten at home, I feel a little distressed.

But Lin Ye pinched the gerbil's big face, and tilted its weight, but he quickly relaxed and gave a pertinent evaluation: "It's fat." Seeing this, Gu Chengyan also felt relieved, feeling self-blame Slightly reduced, and the next second he got into the kitchen, the remaining self-blame disappeared, and while counting, he thought: "The millet was scattered all over the floor, and the snacks in the incubator were gnawed, and it also took the bag of cashew nuts. Bite a hole... wait, how did that bastard open the jar of pili nuts?"

After some inventory, the little gerbil quickly became "that beast" from a pitiful abandoned cute pet, and Gu Chengyan's anger gradually accumulated. Became the fish in the pond, "You were the last one to go out." Then he stuffed the culprit into Gu Chengyan's arms: "It's your rat, it has nothing to do with me, cleaning or something, don't call me!"

Lin Ye turned around and slipped away, grabbing Erha's ear and disappearing together.Leaving Gu Chengyan standing there dumbfounded, the anger caused by the mess at home disappeared completely.

"You're smiling a bit crookedly, sir." Ju Que was worthy of being an S-class mech with extreme human-like functions, and he even made complaints politely.

Gu Chengyan put away his "greasy" smile, changed to a more sincere one, and looked at Ju Que.

Juque: Why do you feel a little cold?

Gu Chengyan first stuffed the troublesome gerbil into its cage, added half a bag of rat food all at once, and added two combination locks to the cage. The gerbil obediently watched the master "violent" him but did not dare to say anything, and Desperately shrunk to the corner of the cage, trying to make my body, which has gained a lot of weight in the past few days, look less fat, trying to regain a little sympathy, but unfortunately the effect was minimal.

After Gu Chengyan locked the gerbil, he turned on the cleaning robot, and at the same time gave Ju Que twelve orders in one breath. Determined to renovate his home, Gu Chengyan, together with his S-class mech Ju Que, It's a carpet search.

It took less than half an hour for the cleaning robot to roughly clean up the house, but until lunch time, Gu Chengyan was still fighting in the kitchen, and Lin Ye's stomach was growling with hunger, which showed that Gu Chengyan and Juque were working in full swing. I also felt a little unbearable, and finally tried to say a polite sentence: "Do you need help?"

What answered him was a brand new white dishcloth. Gu Chengyan was delighted and said in his heart: Sure enough, Lin Ye took the initiative to help out. "Pursuing Encyclopedia" is right. How could he not participate in this kind of activity that is good for enhancing relationships?

So on the first day back home, Gu Chengyan and Lin Ye, the couple who had just gone through a life-and-death battle and confessed their love to each other, the first thing they did when they got home was a vigorous...cleaning.

In fact, when Gu Chengyan was critically wiping a non-existing "mud spot" on a piece of glass that Lin Ye saw as shining, Lin Ye already regretted it.

The cleaning lasted a whole day. After Lin Ye was rushed to take a bath by Gu Chengyan, he lay down on the big bed in the master bedroom. He felt that he was tired like a dog, but he glanced at him and rubbed his hands secretly, trying to unlock the gerbil cage. Kui Mulang felt that he was really worrying too much. How could a dog be as tired as him?

I have to say that Gu Chengyan is very far-sighted. He used to sleep in the master bedroom by himself, but the bed is big enough for the two of them to roll around on it. Before exercising, he was accused back by Lin Ye's aggrieved eyes that were more realistic than gerbils.

"Gu Chengyan, this is the last time I will clean up with you." Lin Ye said weakly.

Gu Chengyan belatedly realized that today's workload might be a bit heavy: "How about I give you a shoulder squeeze?"

Lin Ye was lying on the bed, enjoying Gu Chengyan's service confidently, while playing with his own terminal. After quitting the military weapons forum, he habitually glanced at the largest self-media news network. In an instant, the terminal was snatched away by Gu Chengyan.

Lin Ye:?

Gu Chengyan looked upright: "Massage is a good massage, always surfing the Internet is not good for eyes." Lin Ye laughed: "I saw it, they said I was handsome." Gu Chengyan: "..."

Lin Ye maintained the posture lying on the bed and giggled.

Gu Chengyan was so angry that he suddenly slapped Lin Ye's buttocks. It was not too heavy, but it was very loud. Lin Ye stood up and made a fuss with Gu Chengyan. The wolf was terrified when he saw it, and he was afraid that the two of them would go off and be forced to sleep again.

However, seeing that the two of them didn't seem to have any intention of doing anything, instead they looked like two kindergarten children, Kui Mulang despised him even more: Who would believe it, a calm, self-reliant and proud "First Mecha Master of the Federation", a combat-strength The mecha league champions with amazing shots and fierce moves are so childish when they get together, they even enjoy it very much, and have no intention of ending it.

When Lin Ye's terminal rang, there were still tears in the corners of his eyes from being tickled and laughed by Gu Chengyan. Lin Ye coughed lightly, temporarily ending the fight, and opened the terminal. One was a voice message from General Duncan, and the other was an email from the military department. It turned out to be an official letter.

"It's so late, the general isn't in a hurry, right?" Lin Ye muttered, his expression becoming serious.Gu Chengyan leaned his head over: "The letter was sent two hours ago."

General Duncan: "There is an additional task, and the details have been sent to your mailbox. Thank you very much."

Lin Ye clicked on the mailbox, and there were only two unread emails. One was an advertising mailbox, which filtered out "99" emails, and the other was an official letter from the military department.

"Reserve Lin Ye of the Ninth Anti-Interstellar Pirate Brigade of the Border Guards:

Since your outstanding performance in the Mecha League has demonstrated the courage and charm that a soldier should have, the military department has decided that you will participate in the shooting of this year's recruitment advertisement, please cooperate.

Please see the attachment for details.

Military Propaganda Department"

Lin Ye was puzzled: "...is there such a task?"

Gu Chengyan nodded sadly: "The official letter has been sent. Recently, the recruitment rate of young people aged 24 to 28 has not been high, which may be related to your recent popularity and the news that you will enter the 'Ninth Team'."

Gu Chengyan sighed: "What about the time?"

Lin Ye began to flip through the attachment: "The day after tomorrow. Just after the Mecha League awards."

Gu Chengyan immediately said: "I will accompany you."

Lin Ye: "Don't you have to go to work?"

Gu Chengyan: "I saved up a lot of holidays and didn't take them off. Vice President Mo gave me a long vacation. It's not a bad day."

"If possible." Gu Chengyan said, "I want to take you on your honeymoon."

Lin Ye: "?"

Gu Chengyan: "After I got married, I didn't even take my wedding leave, so I went back to work. Now that I think about it, I'm sorry for you. If you have enough time before you enter the ninth team, why don't you find a small planet for vacation?"

When it comes to honeymoon, Lin Ye's first reaction is that the coconut grove is clear, the water is clear and the sand is white. The Maldives, which claims to have sunk in a few years but has been operating prosperously, does not know what the small planet Gu Chengyan is referring to is like, so he can't help being curious With some longing, they readily agreed, but neither of them expected that their schedule after returning to Neton would be so full.

The next day was the Mecha League Awards Ceremony and Commendation Ceremony, which was another grand ceremony that was broadcast live simultaneously across the planet. Lin Ye was already used to it. The "Proud Son of Heaven" who has become famous, can't help being a little nervous at this time.

The rich second generation Tu Feibai also had a serious face. Before the opening, he went to the toilet a few times due to nervousness, and Zhong Haoran removed some bandages, and he finally looked less like a mummy. Only Lin Ye could be regarded as truly calm and calm.

When Lin Ye came to the stage, he had already put on a straight military uniform, which was different from the fashion dress he wore at the opening of the Mecha League to create a commercial effect. A kid who never went to military school?

The leader of the Military Propaganda Department, Gardner Nelson, who was watching Lin Ye from the audience, nodded happily. This little leader was so worried about the conscription advertisement that he almost went bald. In recent years, interstellar pirates have become more and more rampant, frequently harassing the border , conflicts continue.

And this kind of small friction, the first to bear the brunt is ordinary soldiers, and the casualty rate sent to the frontline has repeatedly hit new highs. Young people are naturally unwilling to join the army because they are so attractive.

Due to its large population, the Federation does not have a compulsory military service system, but mainly relies on generous treatment and the lobbying of the Military Propaganda Department, so the annual conscription advertisement is a major event for the Military Propaganda Department.

The candidates for the protagonist of the advertisement are mainly divided into two factions. One group thinks that since they are enlisted soldiers, they should find a good-looking endorsement from among the soldiers who are serving. It is superficial, and some young soldiers with outstanding military exploits must be selected.

The other faction believes that there are only a few people with outstanding military exploits, and it is troublesome to choose, and it is better not to scare people with your crooked melons and cracked dates. After all, the stars are reliable.For example, there are a few popular little fresh meats who are popular and handsome, like Quentin Hughes who is acting, Duanmu Qiwen who is singing, and Zheng Miao who is always on the news recently.

After some comparisons, everyone in the Military Propaganda Department felt that Zheng Miao was the most age-appropriate, and his image was not bad. However, someone suggested that Zheng Miao has been in the news recently not because of his popularity, but because he has been involved in scandals.

A group of veteran cadres who don't read entertainment news, learned that Zheng Miao's cousin deliberately framed Lin Ye, one of the winners of this mecha league, under the control of relevant departments.

The punishment result was announced in the past few days. It is estimated that he will go to the interstellar prison for a few years and face a huge fine. Although his cousin Zheng Miao has no evidence to prove that he has been involved, he has a very strong motive for committing the crime and is also the main suspect .

Of course, the Military Propaganda Department would not choose a tainted celebrity to be the endorsement of their conscription advertisement, and immediately decided to pass Zheng Miao, while Gardner Nelson stared at Lin Ye's photo, and suddenly slapped his thigh: Isn't this Is the person we are looking for?

A group of small leaders held a meeting to discuss, and they were all very satisfied. Lin Ye was young, handsome, and even more delicate than Zheng Miao's facial features. The heads of the Military Propaganda Department were very efficient. When boarding the ship, this group of people boarded first and submitted an application to the top military department, as if they were afraid that General Duncan would object.

When General Duncan came back, these people had already cooked the uncooked rice into cooked rice, and even drafted the official letter. At the same time, before General Duncan could speak, they made a gesture of pleading guilty, patted their chests and promised, The shooting process is simple and the time is short, and it will never delay the training of your ninth team.

Although General Duncan was not very satisfied, he would not hit the smiling face with his hand, not to mention that the training time of the ninth team would take a while, at least until Zhong Haoran recovered from his injury, so he reluctantly agreed.

But Gardner Nelson was actually a little worried. Although Lin Ye was brave and good at fighting in the competition, he didn't even pay attention to the black-feathered green-tailed snakes, and the desperate escape among the black-feathered green-tailed snakes Clean and beautiful, but at the party before the Mecha League, that dress looked like a young boy, maybe it was more than enough to go to the entertainment industry, but it really didn't meet the military's aesthetics.

However, seeing Lin Ye's attire now, Gardner Nelson really felt relieved, and couldn't help talking to a colleague who opposed him the most: "What did I say, Lin Ye's temperament, This face is so handsome! Looking at the military uniform again, it looks like it grows on the body."

My colleague subconsciously wanted to refute, but when he looked at Lin Ye on the stage, he was not only a very handsome young man, but also in such a serious occasion, he was not stage frighted, calm and calm as if he had already been used to such a scene, it is really rare, if you refute It's just in the eyes of the throat, and I can't organize the language no matter what.

The "Commendation Conference" part of the Mecha League Awards Ceremony and Commendation Conference is actually mainly for commending that when an accident happened after the finals, they resolutely rushed into the group of black-feathered green-tailed snakes and assisted Lin Ye and Marlowe. Lieutenant Colonel Gu Chengyan, the mecha master who controlled the black-feathered green-tailed snake by two players.

After an awards ceremony and commendation conference, Gu Chengyan couldn't help but chat with acquaintances in the military department, while Lin Ye and others, as recruits and juniors, had to accept the indoctrination of the senior officials of the military department and dealt with a group of chattering old men. People are exhausted.

Therefore, when I heard General Duncan's order "Go back to rest and be on standby at any time", I couldn't help cheering in my heart.

After Lin Ye and Gu Chengyan left the award ceremony, they returned to General Gu's non-stop. Since the two moved away, they have to go home almost every week to visit the two elders and have a meal. Recently, due to nervous preparations, The final, plus the fact that the final was held in the distant Barrow Star, after several tosses, the two of them hadn't returned home for almost three weeks, which caused countless calls from Mrs. Gu.

After playing a game of chess with General Gu and Mrs. Gu respectively, and watching two episodes of soap operas about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law fighting, Gu Chengyan was anxious to take Lin Ye home.

"It's hard to go home once, not to mention staying overnight." Mrs. Gu directly lowered her face and complained. Seeing this, Lin Ye subconsciously tried to "coax the mother-in-law's magical skills", but was snatched by Gu Chengyan: "Mom, we are going to shoot tomorrow. Advertisement, it’s more convenient to live there.”

Mrs. Gu's eyes lit up when she heard the words of the advertisement: "The one that is broadcast on TV every day?" General Gu couldn't help but ask: "Your mother watches the replays of Ono's games every day, and even takes her old sisters with her. , endlessly." Mrs. Gu countered: "Don't you show off to your comrades all day long!"

General Gu was not annoyed when his wife told him about his behavior, he still had a smile on his face, and said to Lin Ye: "Remember the path you chose, since you have chosen it, go out in a proper way." General Gu Zheng nodded his head, Gu Chengyan hesitated to speak, but in the end he didn't say anything, he just squeezed Lin Ye's palm secretly, only Madam Gu didn't understand, so: "What way?"

General Gu never expected that his son, whom he cultivated carefully and had high hopes for, would be so rebellious when he grew up. However, bringing back a "daughter-in-law" has the potential to inherit his mantle.

Speaking of "daughter-in-law", General Gu has never treated Lin Ye as a woman. Marriage between men and women in the Federation has been included in the legal category as early as shortly after the uterus liberation movement in 151 of the star calendar.

What's more, Lin Ye is not only not a mother, but also braver than most of the battle-tested fighters. He is also studious, and he is very good at pleasing the old couple. He is simply a revised son sent by heaven.

In fact, the location where the commercial was filmed was about the same distance from Gu Zhai or their small homes. Lin Ye didn't quite understand why Gu Chengyan was in such a hurry to go home, and it was only when he arrived at the door that he suddenly realized.

Lin Ye couldn't help but twitched his forehead: "Are you in a hurry to come back to receive the courier?" Gu Chengyan held several packages in his hands and signaled Lin Ye to open the door.

Lin Ye pressed his fingerprints helplessly, the door opened in response, and Gu Chengyan dragged him back to the bedroom to unpack the package.Lin Ye didn't quite understand why he had to go back to the bedroom because it was just opening a package, but he saw Gu Chengyan unpacking the packages one by one, and took out many bottles and cans, as well as small plastic square bags.

Lin Ye suddenly had a premonition, picked up one and glanced at it: "Teacher Du!"

Gu Chengyan: "What?"

Lin Ye: "It's okay, the dialect of my hometown."

Lin Ye picked up those bottles and jars again, and they were indeed lubricants of various brands and functions. Seeing these, Lin Ye suddenly felt unhappy, and a sour gas surged up: "I didn't expect you to be an old driver. .”

Gu Chengyan: "What?"

Lin Ye: "It's okay, it's also a dialect."

Gu Chengyan: There are so many dialects in your hometown.

Although Lin Ye didn't have a virgin plot, but thinking that Gu Chengyan was probably an old driver, he couldn't help but feel uncomfortable. Seeing that Lin Ye's expression was wrong, Gu Chengyan quickly asked, "Xiao Ye, what's wrong?"

Lin Ye sighed in his heart. There are many things in life between not being aggrieved and being hypocritical. In between, everyone is an adult, and what has happened is normal.If I hadn't been in a special situation and needed to do tasks in the deep mountains and old forests all year round, I wouldn't have been a virgin for two lifetimes.

Thinking of this, he rounded his mouth: "It's nothing, I'm just sleepy." Gu Chengyan was a little disappointed, but he saw that it was past eleven o'clock, and after washing up, it would probably be midnight. There's really nothing you can do tonight.

On the second night after returning home, there was still no substantial progress, and Gu Chengyan felt bitter.

And early the next morning, when the two were woken up by Juque, which had set the alarm clock, they saw the location information sent by the film crew. Lin Ye quickly got up and yawned: "They are too dedicated."

The author has something to say:

People: So, did you and your ex have...

Gu Chengyan: Green before anything else.

Sanxi (pat shoulder).