[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

We didn't hear anything.

I, Damian Wayne, am 13 years old.

The world fears me because I have seen her real face.

Morning food is cereal, quick and down to earth, as I am.

Son of the devil, poured with blood, I, never ask for much.

——Especially now, life is once again attacking a promising young man like me.

Filling my hunger and filling my stomach are the only guides for my food choices today and in the future.

Warm milk, soothed, I watched the angel on the floor cushion turning over and eating its feet - this is my responsibility after this life, and I embrace mine.

Baby, in this world, from now on, only you and me are left.

This responsibility made me take the burden of life as a man way too early - not surprising, is it?

I've never had a moment in my life as a boy...

——Damian Wayne recorded in Gotham on x month x, x.

Of course, the innocent police officer Grayson didn't know what kind of personal sand sculpture drama was going on in Damian's heart.

He was humming a song leisurely, in a very beautiful mood, and was taking the baby water cup washed by the super nanny into the main hall of the mansion, intending to hand it over to Damian who was crawling on the climbing mat and playing with the baby who had just woken up.

From his perspective, he could only see Damian sitting cross-legged on the climbing mat—assassin sitting posture, nothing wrong with it—lowering his head, staring at the baby who was gnawing on his big toe with indescribable eyes.

Very flexible, is it a good seedling?

Maybe Damian is thinking about the nature of human beings through this behavior of eating feet.

Or are you wondering if you have done similar "stupid" behaviors of eating toes when you were a child?

——Very likely, look carefully at Little Robin's expression, he's quite terrified.

Damian has always shown great patience and love for this half-sister who suddenly appeared. Even knowing that the hopeless future has been corrected, the brother and sister had no choice but to turn against each other. It didn't affect his attitude towards his sister.

He is still a loyal little knight, dedicated to protecting the princess.

——Of course, the scope of business is much wider than that of the knight, after all, he also works part-time to play with him.

This makes Dick feel relieved, but he can't help but wonder if this little boy who has always loved animals is masturbating the baby like a kitten or a dog?

In addition to the "sharp" eyes, Dick just saw Damian seem to be saying something softly.

Dick shook the small bottle in his hand, checked whether there was any remaining water, and asked casually, "Damian, what are you talking to yourself?"

"None of your business, Grayson."

Dick saw Damian yelling at him as usual while putting away a small device without a trace.

"aw~~~~~~ Damian, you are so cute!"

Grayson utters a very disgusting onomatopoeia, the kind of sound that vulgar ordinary people can't help but see when they see cute behavior.

This voice not only made Damian disgusted, but also inexplicably raised his vigilance.

"Is that a voice recorder, Damian? Are you writing a diary like Rorschach again? Or is it voice input?"

The young boy who was found writing a sand sculpture diary covered his embarrassment with an angry face.

But Damian's anger is real!

"Not at all, Grayson! Wait... you evil man! You peeked at my diary!"

"Of course I didn't... I was just testing the newly developed cracking software. I accidentally saw it. Once I realized that it was your diary, I immediately closed it!"

So this guy who has no morals still saw it!

Damian jumped to his feet, clenched his fists at Grayson threateningly, thinking how long had it been since they fought each other for "Brothers and Brothers Christine"?

Maybe it was because she saw the special small water cup for drinking water, or maybe it was attracted by the voices of her two brothers. Baby Helena finally lost interest in her feet for a while. She opened her big round eyes. It was lying down, looking backwards at the two people who were talking.

Then he was not willing to look at the reflection like this, so he pushed his thighs and small arms to the side in one direction, and Gululu turned over and raised his face.

Now the little guy is much more flexible, and the baby’s growth rate is astonishing. Dick almost felt that she had to learn a little skill every day, which was surprising. half / body up.

Maybe she will really get up soon?

A big smile finally appeared on the round and round face, and finally I was able to look up and see my brother who was standing upright!

Of course Dick couldn't stand it, who could stand it?He put down the small water glass, picked up the little guy, rubbed his neck against his forehead, and made a series of stupid expressions that made Damian very disgusted, making the baby giggle.

The little gals who were smitten by Grayson should come and see how stupid their boys are.

Straight men like Damian, of course, don’t know that if the little girls see Grayson’s love for the baby, they will be even more confused.

Too! Yes! Married! Already!

At this time, the baby sitting on Dick's arm turned his head, saw his little brother, and actually stretched out two little paws to him, and his upper body/body leaned forward sharply. Dick quickly used his other hand protect.

This is... the rhythm of hugging my little brother!

"Wadami, look, she recognizes you!"

"cut--"

Of course she recognizes me, and it doesn't matter who worries the most!

Xiaotuanzi grinned and looked towards him with a cute look about to hug him, making Damian, an iceberg whose facial muscles were suspected to have been necrotic, unable to restrain his "old uncle" like Nick Fury from laughing.

But he's still collapsed, and he hasn't stretched out his arms to hug him--of course the strongest Robin and the leader of the Teen Titans can't collapse.

If you can't stand it, you have to.

In Dick's eyes, she was just like a big girl in the Victorian era...reserved.

But the baby didn't know that it was "reserved", and when he failed to hug him, he immediately wrinkled his face and hummed.

Damian couldn't take it anymore.

After handing over the baby to his little brother, Dick finally saw the small glass salad bowl next to the crawling mat, with congealed lumps inside.

This is breakfast cereal, rich in dietary fiber and energy, which can quickly satisfy the function of a breakfast.

It's just that it's a breakfast cereal that hasn't been eaten for a long time.

In Bruder Heiddick, eating like this every day, the social animal working dog can insist on eating breakfast, and it’s cereal instead of fried bacon. It’s already at the forefront of the health care team, okay?

So the grievance on the young boy's face was caused by his unsatisfactory diet?

Ah Fu replaced Barbara who went out on night patrol last night to do contact and scheduling in front of the bat computer. He was very tired, so Dick "forced" the old butler to go to bed, just as the old butler once forced him to rest.

So, you didn't have homemade breakfast for just one day, Damian, your face is dark.

"Won't you even fry a pancake for yourself?" Dick asked teasingly, shaking the breakfast cereal that had become solid.

I want to bring a child!

Damian didn't say that.

"She might be in danger." The little boy narrowed his eyes and said seriously.

"The two nannies in our family are decorations?"

Damian snorted, "You don't understand."

Well, good-natured Dick decided to pretend he didn't know.

"By the way, after receiving the notification, Bruce has successfully walked out of the fifth-dimensional space, and he will be back soon." That's why Dick was in a good mood just now.

Everything seems to have fallen to the ground.Batman always defuses crises.

Damian: "..."

"Got it," Damian blocked Baby Helena's little paw that greeted his nose in time, and let her play with her fingers, "Father, don't be in such a hurry, the baby and I are fine." He said firmly explain.

Dick continued to look at him teasingly.

So Damian actually became a single brother for 20 hours.

Life only dealt with him for 20 hours.

Still under the "assistance" of Super Nanny, Iron Nanny and Ah Fu.

"Yeah." Baby Helena, who was playing with her little brother's fingers, made a sound unconsciously.

"Yeah, papa, baba~"

? ? ? ! ! !

Ye Yi and Robin showed horrified eyes at the same time.

Baby called Daddy for the first time?

Or in Bruce's absence?

Dick: ...

Damian: ...

Dick: We haven't heard anything.

Damian: Agreed.

Nightwing and Robin form the Axis of Evil.