[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

A small hair tie was buried in the other big hand, twisted between the fingers, and the bow that was exposed from time to time was only the size of his fingernails.

Nick Fury originally thought that being ejected with a blindfold was already the ultimate physical damage that a small hand could inflict on him.

Yet he was too naive.

Afterwards, Xiaotuanzi, who turned into an octopus, became impatient and then dishonest. Xiaorou stepped back, patted and raised his arm with his little claws, and scratched and pulled a few times.

This little devil's claws, which can't even wrap around a finger of his own, still hurts to catch people! ?

The octopus can still swim, just like Xiaotuanzi's current movements - leaning on his arms to straighten his waist, turning his head, struggling left and right, humming and chirping, not knowing what to see or where to go where.

The agent chief realized with distress that his giant palms were in danger of failing to hold the tiny ball, which weighed only a dozen pounds.

—Where else can you go, little guy?can you walkIt looks like you want to fly, right?

He still can't let the little girl fall to the ground. If Wayne's little treasure is in his hands, Zhenglian will almost start a war with Avengers.

He looked up anxiously at the three people who were busy in front of the bat computer, unaware that one eye under his frown was obviously helpless.

(The chief of the earth’s agents is crying helplessly because of a six-month-old baby-is this the incompetence of the Avengers, or the evil of the Zhenglian?)

However, none of the three Gotham people seemed to want to come and help him.At the same time, Fury also saw the real-time images of multiple surveillance cameras being mobilized on the big screen, and the small red dots on the two maps flickered. According to the information just now, this is Wayne's second and third sons. The news means that the search for Stark is about to have a breakthrough.

In order not to delay the work of Big Bat, Little Bat and a Blue Bird, Fury, who was inexplicably reduced to a temporary babysitter, could only embrace the crumbling little dumpling in his arms.Being slapped and gnawed in the face can only be recognized.

——Yes, gnawing on the face, the little girl’s little hands, which had nowhere to rest, came into contact with his big head, and hurriedly greeted him, grabbed his nose and ears, hugged his face, pressed it, and opened He took a small mouthful of blood, licked and bit, and wiped his face with saliva.

What's happening here?How can human cubs be more difficult to defend against physical damage than aliens?

Wayne, are you starving your daughter? !

This is what you single elderly people don’t understand. Babies are like this at this stage. The oral desire period has not yet passed, and the hand-eye coordination ability has already developed, that is, they love to scratch and bite.Wayne, the winner in life with both sons and daughters, finally spared a small amount of energy to glance at Fury, and winked at his son beside him.

The little bat had already put down the work at hand before receiving this wink, ran over and picked up the younger sister in Fury's arms.

Yes, she is not kissing you, you think too much.Damian's expressionless face dispelled the "illusion" of the chief agent.

Under Fury's stare, the little bat took the baby away, while "teaching" the innocent little guy seriously, "Helena, no, his face is dirty and has bacteria."

Fury:? ? ?

When you pulled my blindfold, you didn't come to hug me, but when you kissed me, you suddenly became anxious?

Also, what is dirty face?Fury touched his face subconsciously... He is different from the sloppy Thor, of course he has carefully washed his face and skin care, okay!

Which one is more annoying, the Stark family or the Wayne family, Fury can't compare for a while...

Just as the agent chief was puffing up and his eyes were wide open, the baby on the shoulder of the little bat happened to turn around at this moment, with half of his face stuck to Damian's white T, looking directly at Fury. Stare small.

The next second, the little girl gave him...the most innocent grin.

The smile is so sincere, even the eyes are shining brightly, the small toothless mouth blooms with the most heart-melting arc, and the small fist is raised from the shoulder of Xiao Wayne, pulling out a trace of saliva, which has always been quite popular in Fury's impression. The most dainty little bat doesn't care about that.

When he realized it, Fury was horrified to find that his facial muscles were showing a strange tension... He seemed to be smiling at the baby involuntarily?

Realizing that he had unknowingly smiled into a kind old uncle, in order to keep his appearance as a serious high-level leader who was about the same size, Fury immediately put on a straight face and did not forget to straighten the collar of the cool dark leather trench coat.

I felt that I was doing this series of actions quietly and sneakily. However, when Ferry just removed his hand from the collar of his leather jacket, he found that another son of Wayne - the oldest one - seemed to have caught him The smirk just now was looking at him with a narrow expression on his face.

That expression seemed to say "I understand".

Fury stared back very seriously, and replied with his eyes, "Oh, you don't understand."

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However, the two little red dots on the map—Tim and Jason, who had just been "kicked out" from the fifth-dimensional space—are at an impasse in the port of Gotham.

The two had a disagreement on the first move after returning to the real three-dimensional world-whether to share information with Doctor Strange who knew and had the ability to let them enter the five-dimensional space again; Batman was brought into action as soon as possible, and Tim and Jason had different insistences.

"I'm glad you've grown to respect Bruce's opinion so much now," Tim said solemnly to Jason, "but we need Doctor Strange's professional opinion."

No matter what Tim said afterwards, the first half of the sentence about "respecting Bruce's opinion" made Jason almost vomit.

He's not he's not!

Although the guy in front of him has emphasized more than once that he is still the Tim Jason knew, absorbing the thinking of his adult self on the future timeline, it is just equivalent to having an extra memory.But Jason wasn't too convinced.

To a certain extent, people are also made up of memories, so from this perspective of thinking, has the Tim in front of him changed?

Anyway, the attitude of the other party talking to him now began to have an inexplicable sense of the sincerity of the elders' words... Jason was very annoyed for no reason.

Fortunately, just a few minutes later, Batman, Robin, and Nightwing, who landed and immediately surrounded the two of them, ended the disagreement.

Tsk, move so fast...

Oh, of course, the locator.

After using a question test that only the other party knows the answer, the members of the Bat family confirmed each other's identities.

Fury, who was watching all this: ...

So cautious and fussy.

Afterwards, Ye Yi was the first to step forward and hugged his two younger brothers.

Jason—disgusted, looked up at the sky, and gave Bruce a cold look, hoping that he could come forward and stop Dicky Bird's emotional overflow.The head of the secret service is here too, shame on him.

Tim—closed his eyes, and hugged Dick tightly, as if commemorating and making up for his future self.

"No matter where you've been these three days, welcome back," he patted Jason on the back, the corners of his mouth grinning brighter than baby Helena's, "By the way, the little guy will move his mouth when watching us eat ,Super cute!"

Fury, who was very redundant in this situation, raised an eyebrow.

——So this is the daily communication content of your cool-looking Batmen? !

——It’s really not nutritious!

"Where's Stark?" He forcibly intervened in this bloody brotherly warm scene, asked with a dark face, and directly acquiesced that they had something to do with Iron Man's disappearance.

See, his speculation was indeed correct, and the two young men did not deny it.

Jason glanced at the agent chief, his eyes were indescribable, not to mention a sensitive person like Fury, even an ordinary person who eats melons can see 100% distrust in his eyes.

Regarding the truth of all this, Bruce rarely knows anything now, so whether to let Nick Fury know about the existence of Helena in the future can only be decided by Jason and Tim.

Jason chose to test.

"Haven't you ever gone to Stark Tower?" He asked lightly, "You should know that he has an encrypted training room."

Through this temptation, if he is lucky, he may still know what happened to Doctor Strange in the past few days in reality.

Fury narrowed his eyes with only one side exposed, "The training room has been blocked..."

Facing the questioning eyes of everyone in the Bat family, he had to add: "—by Doctor Strange and Kama Taj."

He thought of the chubby librarian Wang eating an apple in front of the metal door on the top floor of the Stark Tower and the glittering golden circle, and he showed disdain for Fury's questioning calmly.

Kama Taj is also considered to be a force independent of Avengers and Zhenglian. It specializes in magic and is mysterious.

Neither he nor Batman Superman can help.

Nick Fury, one of the leaders of the Avengers Alliance, has hit a wall one after another in the past few days, and it is very sad to think about it.

Jason and Tim were relieved to hear the news, and immediately lost interest in Fury.

It is reasonable to guess that Dr. Strange has led Karma Taj to take full charge of the entrance of this space. Not surprisingly, he is concentrating on research.

"We need to talk, immediately, immediately." Jason turned his head and said seriously and seriously to Batman, and at the same time poked his thumb in the direction of the agent leader, "Of course he must be eliminated first."

Fury:? ? ? Exome?

Batman, who had been listening quietly all this time, didn't know that he had already analyzed dozens and hundreds of possibilities of the truth of the incident in his mind, nodded slightly cautiously.

After being sent off coldly by Batman.

Fury felt a boundless headache—is he becoming more and more useless now? !

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The time advances to a few hours later.

It was a relatively peaceful night. There was no riot in Arkham, the Riddler didn't ask questions, and the Joker didn't play bombs.Therefore, most ordinary Gotham people just stretched their waists, rubbed their eyes, reluctantly got up to wash up when the alarm clock called, and went to work when it was time to go to work, ushering in a day of still being a social animal.

After a good night's sleep, the whole city spreads out in the morning light to its fullest—fresh and jumping, even the steamy gray-yellow old town looks more lively at this time.

The Wayne Mansion, which is shaded by green trees, is no exception. Not only are the colors and birdsong awakened by the sun, but also the bats that have been active all night are dormant.

In the imagination of ordinary Gothamites, Baby Bruci, who is ignorant and has a chaotic private life, may not know which beauty will be staying overnight tonight. Quite envious.

But inside the whole mansion, the real atmosphere at this time is incompatible with this kind of morning vigor and charming fantasy, or even the opposite.

The media darling of Gotham and even the world, Bruce Wayne, is sitting by the newly repaired floor-to-ceiling windows in the study, the flickering morning light through the faintly fluttering blackout curtains casts shadows on his face.

In the dancing of light and shadow, he and the bust of his father Thomas Wayne stared at each other in silence.It seems to have also turned into a statue, talking to his father.

It’s a side of Gotham darling that tabloid reporters have never captured — dignified, brooding, with a furrow between the brows that seems to carry the world’s worries.

This side of Gotham's baby will not only not scare the beauty away, but will make more women (maybe men?) irresistibly affectionate, eager to heal his sorrow.

He leaned on the high sofa armrest on one side, propped his side face for a long, long time; in the other big hand was buried a small hairband, twisted between his fingers, and the bowknot that was exposed from time to time was only his fingernails so big.

Wayne House's butler, Alfred Pennyworth, knew better than anyone that it really wasn't the Brucey babe who had grown older and changed her style to attract ladies.

And that headband was worn by Baby Helena the day before.

In the middle of the night, when his young master fell asleep with the baby in his arms, he wrapped the headband around his fingers casually. At this time, he just put the daughter who fell asleep again into the pink decorated room.

For the old housekeeper, he still vividly remembered the secret meeting involving almost all members a few hours ago.

Last night, after Jason and Tim came back, no one had time to change their uniforms, so they plunged into the Batcave, collecting local materials, sitting or standing, just to reveal a secret.

It was a rare "round table" moment for the family, with an almost rare level of candor — and the conversation revolved around one, or more accurately, two girls.

This made Fu couldn't help thinking, if the boys, including Master Bruce, had such a good habit of being diligent in communicating, there would be fewer misunderstandings in this family.

Cutting through the disguise of Brucey's baby, the real Bruce, that is, his young master, has been a restrained person since the night in Crime Alley when he was eight years old, and he hardly shows his vulnerability on his face.

Seeing his young master from not saying a word, to bowing his head, after grabbing a handful of hair with his hands wearing uniform gloves, he finally covered his face.

Tim added in good time, "You're different people, Bruce, just as you wouldn't confuse that Lord of Justice in his white and black uniform with our Superman."

Bruce just nodded.

The author has something to say:

*Should end Helena's story within the next two chapters.According to the original setting, this five-dimensional vortex is intended to spread to the whole world and cause a big event, but after thinking about it, it would be too embarrassing to write it like this.The sand sculpture temperament of this article has been almost ruined by me, and I can no longer slide to the level of eternal doom, so the plot about Helena is coming to an end.

Afterwards, the parents took care of their children while preparing for the old cloth beating, which also provided a platform and reason for Zhenglian Fulian's cooperative actions.

The original intention of writing this article is really just thinking about brain-raising sand sculptures, but within a few chapters, I began to think about the so-called growing pains and intergenerational communication. At the same time, there are conflicts between the psychology of being a child and the expectations of the parents, and discipline, and the resulting The resulting unsolvable dilemma...

How can we not have childhood shadows?

And, what kind of parents are perfect and full marks?Or is there no such thing as a perfect parent?

My parents control me too much, and my relatives can't stand it.I went to university, worked, and later took the postgraduate entrance examination. I didn’t like to go home during the holidays.

However, there is a boy I know in the game group (a child with a good family background). He once complained bitterly in his circle of friends that his parents did not "control" him very much and were too "free-range". He felt that he needed to be "guided" .

He wrote very well, and I actually understood him.But at the same time, I am also contradictory, whether to care or not?The degree of "education" may be really difficult to grasp.

Then there is the plot of "Helena", thinking that perhaps such an unforgettable lesson from the past and the future will make the master reflect on his relationship with his son and daughter more empathetically?

Then it ruined the sand sculpture temperament of this article...

When I read articles by myself, sometimes I really just want to see sand sculptures, but when I write articles by myself, I can't help but want to think about life, secretly want to cook a bowl of rotten chicken soup...

I always feel that I have been poisoned too much by high school essays hhhh, I always want to elevate something, refine a hellish central idea, hey...

In the same way, I can't see a little bit of abuse when I read the text, but when I write the text... I always feel that if there is no abuse in the middle, there will be something less...

The last character line about "Helena":

Helena has not disappeared. In the future, there will be a side story about her entering the main world in the side story at the end of the article. It is not long, about [-] words. Let’s spoil it first. Readers, please take a look at the basic settings first. purchase:

After entering the main world, in order to get along peacefully with the superheroes of this world (mainly the master), Helena began to act calmly and restrained because of these messy things.In addition to still fighting crime at night, her public identity is a lawyer during the day, the State Attorney type, responsible for prosecuting criminals and proving the guilt of the defendant in front of a jury, in order to realize that the criminals in her hands did not use the US judicial system to escape. guilty.

One-stop service of arrest + conviction... (?)

(Talk to commemorate "Chicago Legal" which was cut for one season)

She has no contact with the master of the main world at all, stays away from their lives as much as possible, and does not think that she is his daughter (not originally), and the master of this world also respects her choice and concentrates on raising her little princess.

On the emotional line, Helena abducted little Tim. It can be regarded as a physical sibling relationship. The two are four years apart, but Little Tim still retains the memory of a large size, so psychologically it is not a sibling relationship... ...(so twisted...)

Master World's attitude towards this: ... I don't know anything, as long as you are happy.

The real protagonist—Little Nana—plans to make her a doctor in the future, not only to commemorate the old man, but also to take over the role of Dr. Tompkins, and even become the doctor of the entire Zhenglian Avengers. British medical experts"?

The main text of this article is still raising children with sand sculptures. It is impossible and will not be written all the way to adulthood. I haven’t figured out how old I will be when I write it in detail. These contents about future career after adulthood will be arranged in the extra section at the end of the article.

cp... I really don't know, I feel that anyone who writes will be beaten by Mr. Mi.

Moreover, the current official characters are all far behind Little Nana in age. Xiao Qiao may indeed age slowly according to Kryptonian genes, but... I always feel that if the real CP Xiao Qiao, Mi will be the first to give it to her. Joe feeds kryptonite.

Shazam boy?Changing to Shazam will also stagnate Belgium, and eventually they will grow slowly, and the age difference may become smaller and smaller?

The author of spam should think again.

Wow, think about it, there are at least three big episodes lined up so far.

1. Da Nana Career + and Tim cp

2. Little Nana is an adult, medical research, and her old brother Mi always dislike each other in daily life

3. Intuit bucket gives birth to dragon and phoenix twins...

As soon as the card is pressed, the inspiration for the extra episode is rolling in... _(:з」∠)_