[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Well, we will definitely lose weight.

Under the tacit concealment of Alfred, Clark and Dick, Bruce who returned to the earth did not know the disappearance of his two adopted sons.

Of course, it can also be considered that the 72-hour full-time life of raising a baby has caused Batman to lose his original IQ and alertness, otherwise the three people would not be able to hide it from him.

——The so-called stupid three years after pregnancy actually also applies to men.

Because the root cause of "stupid three years" is fatigue, lack of sleep and worry, if a man has a baby, he must be "stupid" if he is infertile.

After the baby was handed over to the parenting robot and brother Damian, who was very honest and eager in his arms despite his face of reluctance, the old father was forced into the master bedroom of the mansion by the housekeeper, and pulled into a thick blanket Curtains, forced to catch up on sleep.

It was the afternoon at this time, and the younger brother Damian had to take care of the baby, analyze the case data, and take over the affairs of the acting president of the Wayne Group, which Tim had always been in charge of.

As a last resort, I had to take Helena Xiaotuanzi to the Batcave, put her in a baby stroller, and give her a special bat-shaped teether, so that she could talk to the baby while typing on the computer.

Xiaotuanzi came back from the universe, and she has been sleeping well all this time. She just needs to catch up with a short sleep. Afterwards, she took a shower and changed clothes. Now she is wearing one of the small skirts given by Agent Romanov.

Of course, baby girls who are several months old also have short hair, and even some babies with less hair still have a small bald head, so there is a problem of how to decorate the hairstyle and show the gender.

Of course, baby clothing designers will not be troubled by this. Whether it is a matching hat or a headband, they are all places where they can give full play to their fashion creativity.

The little guy is now wearing a pure cotton lotus root pink gauze skirt suit with a simple but design sense of headband, wrapped on the soft and slightly curly black hair on the forehead.

— Not to mention how cute it is.

Dick has long been turned into a muddy mess by being cute, and Damian's resistance is strong, maintaining his dignity as the strongest Robin.

Dick, who was also working overtime in the Batcave, looked at the young boy who was shaking the cart with one hand and flipped through the reports of various subsidiaries with the other, and hesitated to speak for several times.

——Actually, you can hand her over to the super nanny, you see, the two professional nanny are too busy to rust.

Dick is also smart enough to know that if he speaks out the above ideas, he will only get pissed off by Damian.

He also knew that if he offered to help Damian see his sister for a while, he would be ruthlessly rejected.

So he just raised the corners of his mouth and commented simply, "I haven't seen you for three days, I miss you so much as a brother?"

"Shut up, Grayson." Damian choked in a low voice without looking up.

Ever since Damian and Jason quarreled with sarcasm on a daily basis, scaring the little Helena into tears, little Robin has never been as sincere as before in the mansion, not only no longer Raise the volume, not even the angry tone.

So the "shut up" sounded like a spring breeze to Dick.

Babies can feel the emotions of adults and receive double the pressure.

Baby Helena in the stroller was very sensitive, because of the phrase "shut up", she looked up at the two big brothers, which made Damian break into a cold sweat.Fortunately, she was not scared to cry this time, she just blinked her eyes, and after patting the armrest of the cart with her fleshy little paws, she refocused all her attention on the bat teether in her hand, pinching one of the wings side, and stuffed the other wing and the bat's head into his mouth.

——is a "ruthless person".

The baby changes every day, and develops by leaps and bounds inadvertently. For example, this time, after only three days of not seeing each other, baby Helena learned the ability to hug.

When she stretched out her hands to her, she would open her chubby little arms unsteadily, grinning, as if she recognized someone, and had more interactions—this made Damian very useful.

And she, who has always been difficult to coax, now stays with her in the stroller, without hugging or teasing, she looks very satisfied.

Regardless of what Grayson thinks, Damian decides it's just the little sister missing him too.

——Having a future, I will not waste the careful education and guidance of my most powerful Robin.

At this time, Ah Fu brought dinner—a simple sandwich + coffee, which is very suitable for overtime work.

So Damian and Dick ate cucumber sandwiches and frowned at Jason and Tim's movements over the past three days.

however……

Baby Helena is no longer interested in bat chews, and her attention has completely shifted to the two big brothers... the sandwiches in their hands.

She opened her big eyes, tightly locked in the direction of the mouths of her two brothers, her eyes were affectionate and focused.

She just watched quietly, not making a fuss.

Not only is the saliva drooling down, but the fleshy little cheeks are also bulging, as if... simulating chewing?

chew air? !

She also sucked her lower lip, and paired with her little feet that curled up helplessly from time to time, she was so pitiful.

Out of thin air, Damian and Dick, who were gnawing on the sandwich, felt full of guilt.

The cucumber sandwich in my hand suddenly lost its flavor...

Don't look at Xiaoguaiguai, you can't eat it... If you can eat it, I will give it to you!

Under the baby's "affectionate" gaze, Damian and Dick put down the sandwich in tacit understanding even though they were not full at all.

They looked at each other helplessly and bitterly.

Damian & Dick: Well, we're definitely going to be skinny.

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On the other hand, Jason still doesn't know that he will no longer be able to eat hamburgers in the mansion for a long time in the future, let alone eat loud food like French fries...

How to deal with the girl who is walking step by step in front of him, Jason must admit that it is very complicated.

If we say that "experience" can shape a person and form the fetters and links between people.So, strictly speaking, the relationship between Jason and "Helena" in this space is actually just strangers.

She is not the baby he loves, and the "Jason" in the future timeline has nothing to do with him.

But he found that he couldn't fully see her as an opponent to be defeated.

Jason clenched his fist and told himself that he didn't need to pay for things he didn't do or mistakes he didn't make.

What Helena did, Jason actually understood from the bottom of his heart, it was a kind of unwillingness and instinctive self-preservation.

Even in the early days, Jason even agreed with Tim's account of the hegemony of Gotham's underground world.

Once upon a time, this was his dream, including the execution of the clown.He almost did it himself after his resurrection.

He had always sneered at Bruce's "don't kill" principle, but now, he was surprised to find that he actually wanted to use similar logic to persuade the rebellious girl in front of him—this made him a little disgusted with himself, and a little sick to his stomach.

——Cleaning up the dregs like penguins and clowns is of course admirable and decisive, and it is a rare feat, but this role should not be played by you, little princess.

——You shouldn't leave the multiverse alive, Helena, you made your brother Jason have to stand with the old man.

Not only did the street in front collapse and shatter, Jason found that Tim beside him was "disappeared". He could only temporarily understand optimistically that he was still in this space, not far from him, and it was just an illusion created by Helena. "Hidden" up.

The good news is that Jason's own "physical" state stabilized at this point - he became his teenage self.

Almost at the same time as this discovery caught his attention, something suddenly trickled down from his forehead.Jason reached out and wiped it casually, it was blood.At the same time, severe pain suddenly hit his body overwhelmingly.

——Oh, come again?

If Jason guessed correctly, this is when he was beaten to death by the clown.

It wasn't new, and he didn't need to mess around with the rebellious girl. He knew very well that this was the most powerless and desperate moment in his already gloomy life.

Yes, he didn't want to continue calling the dark girl in front of him "Helena". Even if he knew that she and the baby were two different individuals, he didn't want to call her by the same name.

Jason wiped the warm blood that covered his eyes, and suppressed the sudden surge of fear that belonged to that year.

He has been resurrected and he is now Red Hood...

Did Tim say that everything is simulated here?

But the pain was so real.

It's just, little girl, if you want to use this scene to manipulate me, however, what is there to regret and start over at this point in life?

The rebellious girl in simple black clothes and trousers stood a few steps away from Jason in the ensuing dark background.

"Nice to meet you, Jason," she said calmly, "Brother."

Jason didn't answer, he tried hard to avoid overlapping the black long-haired girl in front of him with the cute baby in his memory.

The two didn't talk for a while, they just looked at each other silently, as if they were weighing the cards in each other's hands.

Jason was clutching the broken rib of "Fantasy" - the place where the clown first broke it with a crowbar.

"Is this the real you, or is it an illusion?" Jason thought for a while before breaking the silence.

The rebellious girl only appeared after Tim completed the narration... Then, is this sequence of time also a kind of causal relationship?

In other words, he was able to "fantasize" such an image in the fifth dimension because he "knew" the existence of Helena?

So, to extend it again, is he "fantasizing" that Helena is creating such an "illusion" for him to be abused by the clown?

- Then his imagination is really rich...

If I hint to myself like this... the pain seems to be a little lighter?

"Is there a difference?" the girl asked calmly.

Jason thought he must be crazy - if this was all figment of his imagination - that he was trying to convince himself of his hallucinations.

That is to say, he is convincing himself?