[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

Complicated procedures and bureaucracy are not unique to Earth, they are the same throughout the universe.

"Where are the children?" Clark probed left and right in the video.

Bruce's yawn was interrupted by Clark's expression.Is this guy going to see the baby on the watchtower console in the lobby?

——If a baby crawls around on this console, the watchtower will hit the earth directly.

"Oliver and Hal are playing in the gym with their two kids."

The reporter Kent, who was still wearing a plaid shirt, glasses, and a badge around his neck, looked at Bruce, who answered in the video while pinching his brows.

He is not wearing a uniform at this time, neither the coldness of the Dark Knight, nor the slipperiness of the Gotham playboy, he is completely like an old father who is tired of the baby, with the child's saliva and milk stains on his shoulders.

I don't know if Batman will still look like this when the watchtower quarantine is over and the league's regular meeting is held in more than 40 hours.

Will scare some alliance members?

Thinking of this scene, Clark wanted to snigger, but he tried his best to control his expression, keeping his consistent seriousness and gentleness.

It's a good thing that Batman has warmed up because he has a baby, right?

At this time, it seems to be to prove that "the children are fine" and to prevent Clark from continuing to ask, which caused him to have to answer. Bruce clicked on the screen at hand to monitor the real-time monitoring that Clark pushed over.

Bruce hasn't slept much for 30 hours. He now cherishes and appreciates the two artificial intelligence nannies at home, and despises the idea that he once thought they were useless-it's not a big deal to put him to sleep. It turned out that the two nannies had been taking care of the night so that the whole family could sleep through the night.

——If the two nannies were real, he would definitely give them a raise!

The video pushed by Bruce opened a small window on the alliance communicator in Clark's hand, and Clark clicked to enlarge the window.

The scene in front of him made Clark help the glasses that were only used as props...

And issued two soul questioning

Q1: The child in the mouth of the old father is very good... how good is it?

Q2: Bruce and Oliver's cleanliness seem to be cured?

The video shows the real-time scene in the Watchtower Gym. The two babies are neither wearing diapers nor small clothes. No matter how much money the CEO has for clothes, he didn’t bring extra clothes or diapers when he went into space, and all the baby clothes that were available were spit up, urinated, and smeared with spinach puree...

The fleshy little arms, legs and chest are all exposed, but they all look very free and happy-so the baby will be more comfortable without clothes?

Little Qiao didn't seem to like wearing clothes back then. Louise would put them on for him, and when he was very unhappy, she would tear them apart...

These casual white T-shirts customized for league members are naturally too big considering the superheroes have bodies that are comparable to bodybuilding champions. If you want to wrap it on a baby's pp, you must at least cut it.

Obviously, Batman, Green Lantern, Green Arrow and Superman have the same views. Not only that, but also deliberately leave four corners on both sides when cutting, so that it is easy to tie and make the pp package more tightly...

Batman will not be embarrassed without milk powder. What is it without diapers and small clothes?

It's just that Clark suspects that this knife work...is not something that scissors can make, but they cut it with bat darts or arrows...

Is it hard to find a scissor on a watchtower...?

The costumes chosen by the two presidents and one pilot are not what shocked Clark the most, but the entertainment they were doing (?)

The older Connor was lying on the sweeping robot, and was being led by the round and flat sweeping robot, circling leisurely on the floor.

Clark has always felt that becoming a Green Lantern requires not only courage but also brains. For example, now, Hal, who directly turns the sweeping robot into a baby toy, is quite imaginative!

But Little Connor didn't seem to be able to share Clark's speechlessness on the other side of the video. Instead, he was very happy, dangling on the robot vacuum, unable to close his mouth.

Oliver on the other side of the gym?

Green Arrow, like Batman, protects the city and the world not by mutated functions, but by equipment technology and his own physical fitness, so he can't slack off in daily exercise.

He was lying flat on the fitness chair. According to his posture, he should be training his chest muscles. However, he was not lifting dumbbells or barbells, but... he was lifting a baby.

——When the arms were retracted to the chest, he still had a golden beard and made an exaggerated grimace with Little Helena.

Baby Helena waved her hands and feet, and the excitement of the natural roller coaster made her extremely happy.

Clark: ...

He somewhat understood that when Xiao Qiao was still young, he took Xiao Qiao to fly, suddenly let go of his hand, let Xiao Qiao land freely, and then flew down to pick him up again... This innocuous little activity between father and son, in Louise It seemed so spooky.

Helena and Connor are just earth babies!How vulnerable!Old father, calm down!

Therefore, the parenting classification made by the online version of Planet Daily based on the questionnaire is very real:

Mother with baby - exquisite

Grandma and grandma with baby - warm!

Dad takes the baby - just live! !

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Luthor has always been a contradictory body between taking risks and sacrificing his life. He actually stepped into the unknown five-dimensional field himself, only because he was worried that he would lose the opportunity to seize the technology.

Tim looked closer, only to find that the imitation Superman armor on Luther's body was not without helmet protection, but adopted the technology of transparent force field. If the force field becomes stronger—just like the necessary operation before stepping into the wormhole— It would make the bald president's head look like it was locked in a fishbowl.

Luther made a polite "You go first" gesture to Tim, and then snapped his fingers at the two bodyguards, "Remember to take good care of our two guests before I come back."

Before Tim was pushed into the wormhole by Luthor, he saw Macy and Hope from the corner of his eye, pointing at the heads of Agent Romanov and Dr. Strange with the wooden bin...

Dr. Strange saw the meaningful eyes of Mr. Drake Jr., and also analyzed the other party's desire for him to contact Batman. Whether it is the future or the present, this calm young man puts the overall situation first.

After Luther disappeared into the wormhole, he felt the female bodyguard next to Natasha move slightly, and his breathing rate increased.

If he guessed correctly, with Luthor's decisiveness, he still has magical use value, but from Luthor's point of view, Natasha has no need to stay, so pointing at Natasha with the wooden warehouse It was only a matter of time before Messi pulled the trigger.

With Natasha's many years of experience and analytical ability as an agent, it is impossible not to guess this level, so his cooperation must be fast and accurate.Doctor Strange already felt Natasha's breathing slowed down, he turned his head slightly, and the two Avengers members completed the action signal with their eyes.

The next moment, before Natasha and Stephen had time to make a move, a loud siren sounded.

An alarm came from the exclusive office area for the high-level executives of the Stark Tower, and someone violently invaded the area where the encrypted training room was located.

The alarm created an opportunity for Natasha and Doctor Strange. Macy and Hope were surprised for a moment by the unplanned unexpected situation. Take down a bodyguard.

Stephen, who had been unable to let go of his hands and feet because of his worries about the female agent, saw that Natasha was no longer threatened, and the Supreme Mage was more than enough to deal with Hope by himself.

After a second or two, two of Luthor's female bodyguards fell unconscious on the ground, and the intruder seemed to have reached the training room, facing the round metal door stronger than the national bank vault, helpless.

The intruder—Jason Todd—has arrived at Tim's probable location according to the location.

Along the way, he pushed away the security guards, smashed the floor key of Stark's special elevator that did not give him high-level authority, jumped over a dozen stairs with a grappling gun, and blew up the iris recognition door lock. Finally, he arrived at this pure white streamlined corridor , facing a thickened circular gate that looks like a real thing.

From the appearance of this door, one can tell that there is a secret behind it.

——Comparable to the laboratory used by Professor X to wear a "hat" and brain the entire earth.

"Stark, hand over Tim!" There must be some kind of surveillance in this corridor that communicates with it, right?

"I know he's here! Otherwise I'll blow up your building in the next second!"

He just followed Artemis to handle a trivial case, and he didn't return to Gotham for a few days. This time, he didn't even bother to drink a sip of water. In the end, he took his child to the sky and was locked in space , one lost contact?

What are all tm doing?

It's so unreliable!

Dicky Bird cooperated with Superman to manage the Justice League who suddenly lost its headquarters, and even sent a notice to Nick Fury, saying that because the filtering system entering the earth was urgently blocked, your Avengers people are also out of town just like ours. Don't come back for the time being, wait for the next notice.

There is Captain Marvel who cannot return to the earth:? ? ?

No way, complicated procedures and bureaucracy are not specialties of the earth, and the whole universe is the same.

The author has something to say:

*The jj mobile terminal has been smoked in the past two days, and the catalog cannot be updated. It seems that I can only scroll down from the previous chapter.

*It will be changed to 6:6 am from tomorrow. If there is no [-]:[-] am, the day will be gone. It will also save readers from waiting. I will be really busy in the future. I am very sorry, thank you for your support