[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

I think I'm pretty amazing.

Apparently Damian didn't get the idea that the old father wanted to spend parent-child time with him.After assuring his son that he was really Bruce Wayne himself while sighing inwardly, and that he was not under any magical mind control, he calmed down his super-active son—at this moment Damian’s hands It has been placed on the short knife on the side of the waist.

If it wasn't for changing into a small suit and not holding a long knife to sneak into the party, Bruce would have no doubt that Damian had already started fighting with him at this time.

Diana watched the interaction between the father and the son in a leisurely manner—she was dragged over by Damian, ready to pull out the shiny mantra lasso for the young boy at any time, satisfying his request to check whether Bruce was himself.

She thinks it's funny...although Bruce certainly doesn't think so.

"You should have said it directly, Bruce, to express your fatherly love and concern, instead of asking about some ordinary parent-child activities that you know Damian is not interested in." Looking at the backs of little Robin and Dick leaving, Diana said softly Bruce said.

Bruce frowned and didn't answer immediately. After a few seconds, he almost said to himself, "... next time."

Diana patted Bruce on the shoulder encouragingly, and she and Natasha made an appointment to go shopping together after leaving Bruce's party.

This made Bruce raise an eyebrow, shopping?You, Wonder Woman, actually know how to go shopping?

Tony on the other side was also surprised, but he yelled out.

"You, Agent Romanov, actually know how to go shopping?!"

As for whether Wonder Woman and Black Widow will go shopping, Damian said that he doesn't care at all, he is worrying now.

Looking at Grayson's expression, he was also very worried, which made Damian regain a little balance in his mind.

"Go and tell him, Grayson." Damian lowered his voice and gritted his teeth. "It's always better to have bad news out of your mouth than out of our mouths."

"Why did you ask me to say it?" Dick flinched in a rare way, "He is hurting you so much right now, you can tell it, little D."

This "love you" made Damian tremble uncontrollably, it was too scary!

Jason and Tim have almost "discussed" on the issue of interests, and the next step is to sign the contract.At this time, I saw the other two "Robins" whispering furtively in the corner of the garden, and from time to time sneaked a glance at Bruce who was talking to Wonder Woman on the other end.

Jason walked over and tapped Damian on the head, "What are you whispering about?"

"Hey! Todd you wanna fight?!"

Dick held Damian down and kindly criticized Jason's "incorrect" way of greeting.

Then he pursed his lips, and under Damian's surprised gaze, he shared the news he got from the clown girl when he was lurking in Arkham... to Tim and Jason.

Not surprisingly, Jason started laughing.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"

And rubbed his hands excitedly, "Where's the old guy? I'll tell him!"

Looking at Nightwing who was completely devoid of tension and inexplicably calm, Damian suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "You did it on purpose, Grayson. You told Todd on purpose, because you know he will rush when he hears it." Go and tell father."

And Drake, who hasn't spoken since the beginning, must have seen Grayson's plan a long time ago!

Dick was a little embarrassed, "cough...it can't be helped, since we don't want to be the one who told Bruce..."

"You misunderstood, I'm not speaking for Todd - I don't care," Damian narrowed his eyes, "You're treacherous, Grayson, I appreciate you."

Jason Todd didn't know he was being tricked by Dick.

And yet Jason Todd doesn't really care...

What an opportunity to laugh at the old man on the spot!How could he miss it? !

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Emmmm......

Bruce folded his arms and said nothing.Staring at Jason's eloquent mouth, it seemed that his mind was wandering.

But Jason saw that when he finished talking about why Catwoman ran away from marriage, the gray suit fabric near the old guy's biceps was scratched and wrinkled.

Red Hood's heart had blossomed with joy.

Jason was of course free to play in the process of narrating, and part of it was processed artistically.

Serena doesn't want to be Wayne's canary, she has grander ambitions~

Catwoman has never been the character of a rich lady, Bruce, your expectations were wrong from the beginning.

On the global list of thieves, the flashy Kaito Kidd surpassed her...

——This is really unbearable.

With a big belly, Catwoman did a few big votes, stole a few big diamonds and world famous paintings, and pushed her ranking up again.

In order to set an example for my own daughter, a woman must rely on herself.

Look, this is what your mother laid down for you!

Jason, why are you so eloquent?

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Tim: ==

Dick: ==

I don't know whether I should feel sorry for the baby, or feel sorry for Bruce—forget it, I should feel sorry for the baby.

Damian pursed his lips and shrugged. It's no surprise that his mother is not around.

Are we starving her or freezing her? ? ?

Helena hasn't been challenged enough to meet Damian's requirements as her own brother!

The more Damian thinks about it, the more disappointed he is—let me say that each of you has the "poor baby syndrome" mentioned in the parenting book!

That is, the plentiful and superfluous pity for babies born inexplicably by adults!

For example, the baby feels sorry for her even when she sleeps by herself, without anyone to accompany her...

Although I think my father is miserable, isn't Serena Kyle's choice normal?It never occurred to my mother to be Mrs. Wayne.

—What my mother wanted was for my father to be part of the great blueprint for the League of Assassins.

(If Kong Kenan were here, he would tell Damian it was called "marriage".)

What is "normal"?

Husband and wife harmony, family happiness, how about the company of parents?

Look at the few people standing here, the father and the four Robins, as a small sample of social surveys, which one of us meets this "normal" happiness standard?

So what if we didn't have a "normal" childhood, we have the ability to make ourselves happy.

"Don't be bound by the so-called normal concept." Damian snorted, "I think I'm pretty amazing."

Incomparably confident, incomparably reasonable...

Everyone's "poor baby syndrome" is cured without treatment.

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Even though getting sleep every day is still a problem, the time passed quickly in the daily routine of changing diapers and breastfeeding, so before everyone could react, it was time for baby Helena to add complementary food.

——This is a doctor's order.

I don't know what other people think, but Ah Fu himself has been looking forward to the stars and the moon for several months.

When Helena was first brought back to Wayne's house, the omnipotent old housekeeper found that he could not be of much help in taking care of the baby.

It seems that in scientific parenting, young people are born to walk faster than him!Can't even catch up!

Moreover, I was always disliked...

"Hey—Ah Fu, those parenting methods of yours were decades ago, and now the latest research has proved..." Barabara, like this, Ah Fu is very sad, and Ah Fu is at a loss.

Five and a half months, the pediatrician said that it can be added,

"It is true that many people add it at six months, and the range is no earlier than four months and no later than eight months. Our baby has met the conditions for addition, can sit up, and weighs more than twice the weight at birth. Adults are interested in eating..."

More than interested?

My clothes are drenched with saliva!

He'd even grab Bruce's cucumber sandwich and try to stuff it in his mouth.

Now that Helena grows up, her attention is getting more and more concentrated, she can play longer and longer, and interacts with adults more, so her dislike for the two robot nannies is even more obvious.

As long as the steel nanny hugs for more than 5 minutes, she will straighten her neck and walk away, and say to any adult around, "Yeah, yeah——"

Curious, as long as he is hugged horizontally, he is not happy. He props up his neck which is getting stronger and stronger, and he must be hugged vertically, and he wants to sit up.

——But of course I can't sit still, the adults have to support her, and even hold her own little feet as a balance support.

Then, she would turn her head wobbly, looking here and there with her eyes wide open.

Perhaps also part of the interest in eating?Your baby now loves to explore everything with his mouth.

Tim calls this the "oral period."

Babies want to stuff their mouths with any toy (even if it's not a toy).

So at a young age, she had already eaten Bruce's cloak, licked Damian's knife handle, and gnawed Jason's red hood, leaving pieces of saliva behind.

My favorite food has changed from hands to little feet.

As long as you lie down and play, you will use a difficult split posture to eat your feet persistently.

The old butler was very pleased with the pediatrician's "instruction" to add complementary food, and it was finally time for him to show off his fists in the kitchen!

However, he then saw what Tim brought home—the organic high-speed iron rice noodles produced by the Wayne Group's aggressive entry into the mother and baby industry, and various complementary food and meal purees that have become the new favorite of the Flash.

— all printed with superheroes.

——It is said that Bruce had a brain pumping and spent money to sponsor the Justice League, but in fact, the Wayne Group made a lot of money because of it...

"You don't need to work hard to make complementary food, Fu, the baby eats very little in one meal, and it is enough to use finished complementary food." Tim thoughtfully reduced the workload for the old housekeeper.

Once again, Ah Fu, holding more than a dozen baby food supplement books, fell into distress and loss.

It’s okay, the supplementary food book said that when it is about 7 or 8 months old, or after teething, when it is necessary to increase the difficulty of chewing, you need to cook for the baby alone...

Today's Ah Fu is also cheering for himself.

The author has something to say:

A small theater with little nutrition_(:з」∠)_

Kong Kenan: There is a saying in China that turns over three times, sits six times and climbs eight times, which means turning over in three months and sitting in six months...

Bruce (asking Ah Fu), serious, "Helena has been three months, why won't she turn over?"

Is my girl okay?Being a parent is so worrying!

Ah Fu (holding the teapot) "Today is the first day of her three months, sir, you can't expect her to turn over all of a sudden, and her development is completely in line with the schedule. She is not a machine."

"She's been three months old, why won't she turn over?"

"Today is her three months and two days, sir, and you asked that question yesterday."

"She's been three months old, why won't she turn over?"

"Today is her three months and three days, sir... shall we have this conversation every day before she turns over?"

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"She's been four months old, why won't she turn over?"

"...I'm going out to get some air, Master Bruce."