[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

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When children are very young, they have basic preferences, such as which clothes they like more and other clothes they don't like.Even if their own collocation is very refined, different from ordinary people, it is like having to wear five colors on the body!

As we grow older, we may lose this childlike wonder at the world.Helpless adults will say that this is called "thinking out is thinking out".

At first, Damian always thought that when his precious sister said that she wanted to marry Brother Xiao Qiao, that was the way of "thinking about it and thinking about it".

He didn't know what happened when he was in a coma. When he opened his eyes, his sister suddenly said that he wanted to marry a kid from Krypton. Even though the kid was his friend, Damian still wondered if he was the way to wake up. wrong.

He must still be in a coma, and this is his worst nightmare; or else, he's stuck in some sinister version of a parallel world.

Dick comforts the teenager who almost broke up with his best friend. Children want to experience the world of adults. For example, children will say that they want to marry another child. Of course they don’t understand marriage at this time; many children also say that they want to marry their older brothers and sisters. , This is just because of pure liking and wanting to be with each other.In their limited understanding, if they get married, they can be together forever.

You see, after being carried and flew by Uncle Clark, didn't Helena immediately change her mind and say she wanted to marry Superman?

Because Uncle Clark flies more steadily and higher.

Regarding this terrifying idea, Damian of course tried to stop it immediately at first.

Damian: "No, you can't marry Superman."

Helena: "Why?"

"Because Uncle Superman already has a wife."

The little girl thought for a while, "Then I'd better marry brother Xiao Qiao."

"No way!"

Helena blinked innocently, "Why? Brother Xiao Qiao also has a wife?"

Damian: "..." I can't say that your brother is not allowed!

"You're too young." Worrying elder brother gave an age reason that is useful for ten thousand years.

"Okay," the little girl accepted this reason, and put the flowers picked from the small garden of the manor as bouquets into the vase, "Then when I grow up, I will marry Brother Xiao Qiao. "

Damian sighed, and Dick patted him on the shoulder, saying don't worry, she'll forget about it after a few days.

Who knows, she has been talking about it until... 12, 13 years old?

When the little girl finally stopped mentioning this matter, Damian let out a long sigh of relief.

But Damian Wayne, a straight steel man who is obsessed with fighting and training, doesn't know that this is actually the age when little girls and boys start to hate each other on the surface.But in fact, the age at which you will hide your heartbeat in the bottom of your heart...

At this time, the little girl finally stopped talking.It's actually not a good thing...

But Damian, who had no childhood, didn't know the twists and turns of these girls' minds, he thought he finally won!

Not to mention Damian, the person involved, Jonathan Kent, also breathed a sigh of relief...

As for the nagging about Nana these years, what does Xiao Qiao think...

What can he think? !

That is a child who is only four or five years old!If he has any ideas, he should be arrested! ! !

It's just that he has a new trouble now - when the little girl saw him, not only was she not friendly, but she stopped talking!Don't even smile at him!

run everytime i see him...

Damian, of course, stood by and watched, happy to see the results, and watching the show.

At that time, Joe was 23 years old, old enough to go to a nightclub to buy wine and drink.

But never once was the bartender suspicious of his age and asked him to prove his driver's license... saying that he looked like he was 16 or 7 years old.

"Go away, brat!"

Of course, even if he took out his driver's license, his driver's license would still be suspected to be fake - Kryptonian genes look younger under the yellow sun.

Damian, who seems very precocious, doesn't have this problem when he is 18 years old.

After all, the muscular man who is 1.9 meters tall and frowning with displeasure has become a daily expression, is not at all like a stunned young boy who has just grown up.

In terms of age, it is more anxious to grow up.

More than once, he was regarded as Xiaona's father by people who don't read much news and gossip, so they don't know that he is the next generation of Wayne...

Just like the old lady passing by him, when she sees Helena holding his hand, she will turn her head and praise him, "Your daughter is so beautiful!"

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Because of Batman and Superman's life-and-death friendship for many years, the Wayne and Kent families have always been very close, such as Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.

Thirteen-year-old Helena, from a little girl who used to chase her two older brothers in the fields of Kansas, has become a girl who sits quietly in the living room of the Kent family, and even helps Aunt Louis make dinner.

When only Joe and Helena were left on Grandma Martha's flower garden sofa, the atmosphere suddenly became very awkward...

Joe: "Uh...how was dinner?"

Nana: "Very good."

Joe: "... How many grades have you been in, and is your study going well?"

When he asked this question, Joe almost bit his tongue. Why does he sound like the kind of relative who has nothing to say?

What Joe didn't know was that after this Christmas, he seldom saw Helena—the little girl was sent to study in Europe by Mr. Wayne.

"I'm going to do a PhD in biology," Helena said softly.

Uh, wait a minute, doctor...how old is she?

13...?

Wow...genius.

Why did Damian keep saying that he was a little disappointed in her every day? !

Simple straight man Joe doesn't know that there is something in this world that can be called "showing off/complaining",

For example, "Hey, I'm so distressed, I can't get fat no matter what."

Another example is "Hey, my child makes me so worried, she always studies every day and doesn't know how to play."

For Damian, it is "My sister? It's just so-so, that is, she's just studying for a Ph.D. at the age of 13."

Your brother deserves a beating!

But considering Damian, who has a doctorate in economics at the age of 9... this kind of "disappointment" seems to be suddenly understandable?

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Afterwards, Jonathan could only occasionally capture the status quo of the extremely busy Helena through Damian's few words.

He knew that she had started to join the cutting-edge genetic research group; he knew that she had gone to Northern Europe; he knew that she was invited to study mysterious projects in Wakanda.

For the closed and mysterious Wakanda, such an invitation may only come once every five years.

Oh, by the way, Jonathan saw the scandal between Helena and the son of the current King T'Challa on a gossip website...

Helena was 17 years old that year.

Not to mention Jonathan, even Damian saw it on the news feed!

This went straight to the breaking news on the homepage, and of course it was accompanied by a candid photo of the paparazzi.As a stone hammer, in the photo, on the cold streets of London in winter, a bookish girl with black curly long hair is holding hands with a... "guy", talking and laughing.

Young handsome men and beautiful women don’t need to retouch their photos, and they can be used as a window advertisement for the new season of Burberry trench coats.

European and American networks exploded directly.

No one dared to eat this pair of cp before.

Thinking about it later, both of them can be regarded as scientists, and they are both descendants of Chaoying, so they are considered well-matched?

News from all over the world began to compare who is richer, the Wayne family or the Wakanda royal family.

Others say that Helena Wayne is actually Batman's blood, not related to Wayne, and the girl's name may not be on the will.

Someone else said that what was said above was wrong. Aren’t Batman and Bruce Wayne a couple? The daughter was raised by her, so how could there be no name in the will.

None of this is the focus of new Batman Damian Wayne, who is on a mission in the universe.

"Isn't she in Wakanda?!"

Outside the spaceship, Joe, who can fly around the universe by himself, smiled helplessly, "Of course she can go to London if she wants to. She has a private jet..." You bought it for her and modified it.

Prince Wakanda must also have a plane, probably...

According to the background on the news, the prince, like King T'Challa, chose to study at Oxford University, so...is it normal for the two to appear in London on a date?

Helena is a fine, young, pretty girl, and certainly would attract a young man like a Wakanda prince, Joe said to himself.

He didn't immediately notice that the spaceship beside him was crooked, "Damian, please concentrate on watching the flight path. Flying a spaceship doesn't mean you can drive randomly."

A good friend's sullen voice came from the communicator, "Call me Batman!"

"All right……"

Then, the spaceship not only tilted, but almost stopped, and the sound of adjusting parameters came from the communicator at the same time.

Joe: "Where are you going?"

Damian: "To London!"

"Earth, London?"

you sure?No more missions?

Damian ignored Joe's question.

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In the end, it was the adults of the two who came forward and successfully prevented a big battle between the next generation of Black Panther and the next generation of Batman-the Avengers and the Justice League were almost involved.

King T'Challa was very sincere and flew to Gotham in person to meet Wayne and Wayne's youngest son.The king said sadly that even he himself only found out about the relationship between the two young people through the media today... If he had known in advance, he would have asked his son to inform the woman's family first.

Young people in Wakanda are not the kind of people who like to have sex, please rest assured Mr. Wayne.

Also, Mr. Wayne, please put down the big knife, we have something to discuss.

Look at this knife, can I make you a vibration gold knife for free?

This can be regarded as... to settle the mother's family for the son?

However, King T'Challa's itinerary did not hide Gotham's pervasive paparazzi. After the paparazzi's artistic processing and embellishment, the people who eat melons have a kind of... Are these two families really going to marry?

How will this affect the vibration gold market?How to Affect Wayne Group's Stock Performance?

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In the 21st century, young people's feelings are like wind and rain, come and go as soon as they say.

But like Wayne for generations, Helena finally chose to return to Gotham and the land she loves after the mysterious project in Wakanda ended.

The relationship between Little Princess Wayne and the real Prince of Wakanda, which ended without a problem, made gossip magazines guess.

It is said that it is because the little prince is too playful and loves to play, so he teases each other when he sees one;

It is said that because Helena Wayne lacked the warmth of her family since she was a child, she was abandoned by her biological father, Batman, and her adoptive father was a scumbag like Baby Bruce. so cannot keep a man;

It is also said that it is because Wakanda does not recognize Helena Wayne, a future queen of white race, even though her last name is Wayne.And precisely because her surname is Wayne, Baby Bruce's reputation...isn't very good. Compared with the Wakanda royal family, she suddenly looks like an American nouveau riche.

The people who eat melons are excited, saying that this is proper racial discrimination and class dross, please give Wakanda an explanation!

King T'Challa said that this day is a big pot, he really doesn't want to carry...

In fact, he likes Helena quite a lot, she is serious and pragmatic, intelligent and quick-witted, and at the same time, has a heart of compassion inherited from Batman.There is really no future queen of Wakanda who is better than her in the world, but the stinky boy in my family can't keep anyone.

King T'Challa is simply suffering.The good daughter-in-law who got it flew away, so wronged that she didn't want to talk.

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The genius girl who returned to Gotham, acted in a low-key manner. She quietly established a cutting-edge medical laboratory and medical center by herself, expanded and reorganized the "shelter", and focused on Chaoying's medical care and nursing.

Seeing Xiaotuanzi, who was once in his arms, began to take charge of his own affairs, and the old father Bruce, who had gradually focused on behind-the-scenes work and leading the defense of the earth and the universe, couldn't help feeling the power of time.

Dick's first thought was to find a busy girl to talk about breaking up with his first love. Although according to the statistics, most people's first love will not end, but this does not mean that the people in it are not painful.

Helena in the Batcave brushed the hair on her cheeks behind her ears, and watched intently the speed at which Flash's cells regenerated on the screen, as if... she didn't really want to talk.

"Come on, tell brother about that kid." Dick persuaded.

Damian, who was repairing the universal belt, snorted, but he pricked up his ears without delay.

"He's fine," the little girl said softly, "It's just that we're not suitable."

It's normal for a young girl to break up after falling in love.Damian didn't take it seriously at all, anyway, he didn't like any "prince" in Wakanda.

As a result, the prince who was not pleasing to the eye found Gotham the next day.

At that time, Helena went to the shelter by plane, but happened to miss her ex-boyfriend who was chasing her.

The ex-boyfriend was all haggard, crying while hugging the current Batman who almost became "big brother" (Kong Kenan's vocabulary).

Joe happened to be there because he was discussing the action decision, and Joe, who witnessed the tragedy, really felt that...Damian didn't get thrown out by this guy, it was definitely for Helena's face—think about it, how much face does it have?

Future Little Black Panther: "We broke up..."

"I know." Damian said indifferently, pulling the opponent's hand off his shoulder.

Damian didn't want to talk to his sister's ex-boyfriend at all, but Joe was the good-tempered one. He poured a glass of whiskey for the young man. Before the glass touched the table, he was snatched away by the future black panther who was deeply in love. Drank it down.

"I don't understand!" Little Black Panther covered his face, "Do you know how far-fetched and childish her reason for leaving me is?"

Damian was about to see off the guests, but Joe held back the scene.

"Just because... just because Helena can't accept the practice of settling in Wakanda when she becomes queen in the future... why, why can't she make some concessions for our relationship? I mean, we all have the world The fastest plane, coming back to visit family members, is the easiest thing!"

In fact, Damian has always wanted to know, if Batman and Black Panther fight, who would win? After listening to the speech of his baby sister's ex-boyfriend "touching IQ", he decided to try it out today!

But he was robbed by Joe...

Little Superman's face that is always sunny, it is really rare that there is something that cannot be concealed... "dislike"?

This is the look in the eyes of a scumbag!

"I think it's your attitude that made Helena decide to leave you completely." In the blue eyes of the sky, now cold, Jonathan Kent crossed his arms, and suddenly felt the oppression of Superman himself.

"Your biggest problem is not that your queen must stay in Wakanda...but that you don't care about her sacrifices or sacrifices."

"You can't see that she has to leave the friends she grew up with and her own city." Jonathan frowned and shook his head, as if he was extremely disappointed with the black panther boy in front of him.

"Her world and ideals, her abilities and visions are all far beyond the limits of a so-called queen status... You haven't seen this either."

Damian, who has been inexplicably reduced from the protagonist to the audience, is not surprised that Joe suddenly snatched his old brother's lines, but... Joe not only accurately expressed Damian's thoughts, but also expressed his thoughts better than Damian's. Much better to speak for myself!

Well, Damian has always felt that a direct fight would be the best way to express his anger.

The Wakanda prince who was "awakened" was stunned, touched his nose, and suddenly realized...he was really not welcome in Gotham.

"To be honest," Damian said quietly, looking at the lonely back of the little black panther when he left, "I haven't remembered his name until now."

Joe shrugged. "Me neither."

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For a medical topic, the original intention of research is to bring benefits to all mankind; more importantly, to bring profits to pharmaceutical manufacturers.Under the guidance of this spirit, it can be said that the super-English medicine, especially the special medical direction of superpowers... has no economic research value.

Because the body structure of superpowers is unique, a breakthrough in a project can often only be used on the superpower alone, and cannot be promoted or brought profits. Therefore, there is no long-term sponsorship from the sponsor.

Similarly, researchers cannot publish papers and cannot participate in any awards because they are of no value.

Moreover, wise scholars know how difficult it is to conduct medical research on the bodies of espers—without a test product, you often only have one chance to succeed; one failure is enough to destroy your reputation.

Therefore, despite her knowledge in the industry, Helena Wayne's name has never appeared in The Lancet.

Of course, only one Wayne has the capital support to endure loneliness to study.

Working hard in the laboratory and operating room every day made Helena not only the only member of the Bat family who is helpless, but also... her waist and cervical spine are not very good.

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In the laboratory of the Fortress of Solitude, Helena rubbed her eyes and turned off the Kryptonian text page that she had read over and over again.

"I never thought that one day I would lose him."

In the empty room, in the center of the white ceiling and floor, is a tall treatment cabin.

It seems that she is talking to herself, but in fact, the other end of the communicator in her ear is Damian who is still maintaining law and order in Gotham.

"Don't be silly," came the brother's hoarse but steady voice, inexplicably reassuring her, "Didn't you already find a way? You can always find a way."

"He'll always be there," Helena sighed softly. "He's Superman."

He is the most beautiful person in the world, as beautiful as the sun.

Helena felt that her waist was definitely going to be crippled this time.

Xiao Qiao, who opened his eyes amidst the sparkling light, was no longer surprised. He knew that he must be in the Kryptonian treatment cabin in the fortress again.

Joe, who is very familiar with buttons and voice operating systems, opened the door smoothly after a smooth operation—he is an old wounded man.

Not far away, without any surprise, he saw Helena sleeping on her stomach.

Cover her with something?

Joe shook his head helplessly to himself.

What do overworked people need most?No need for a quilt, just undisturbed sleep.

The only effect of covering the quilt is probably to wake the other party up and let the other party know that you covered her with the quilt... Helena has always been a light sleeper.

Joe stepped lightly, went to the thermostat control panel, and adjusted the indoor temperature a little higher.

Superman's clairvoyance allowed him to see the strain in her lumbar spine—it seemed to be getting worse.

Who else could it be? It’s not because of him. It’s just that he, a half-alien, has the most difficult body structure—it’s not like Dad, who has Krypton data; he’s not like a pure human…

At this time, a notification sound from a certain device suddenly sounded, maybe it was just an alarm clock, and Dr. Helena woke up.

She immediately found the open barn door and Joe who had "come back to life".

The picture was all too familiar—Joe always had ways of getting himself into it.Therefore, no matter how many emotional ups and downs, lost and recovered, the drama of painful tears will not appear.

The two stared at each other silently for a while.

"Hi..." Joe suddenly felt guilty, "I... am back."

"Welcome back." She smiled at him.

She didn't say don't do it again next time, because she knew it would be useless to say it.

Then the topic turned to daily life.

"Your waist injury..."

Helena waved her hand, "I think I just need to exercise more, and," she smiled mischievously, "get a massage VIP membership card."

Joe shook his head disapprovingly, and was very worried. Helena's lumbar strain was more serious than many people, and many masseurs didn't understand medicine.

Who can be like him, who can directly see which piece needs to be pressed and which piece cannot be pressed?

Summary-in terms of massage, not for anyone, any massage shop is not as good as his Jonathan Kent.

After all, the humanoid self-propelled perspective machine (?)

Helena thought about it, and suddenly felt that it made sense!

In order to let his sister rest for a while, Damian, who was far away in Gotham, just turned off the communicator. After being busy, he suddenly remembered that he didn't know what was going on with Helena. He thought he should remind her to eat something on time .

The young, new generation of dark knights unknowingly opened the two-way communication with his sister.

Before he could open his mouth, a completely weird conversation left him stunned on the spot, and almost cracked the communicator.

"...It will definitely hurt at the beginning, you bear with it, and it will be very comfortable afterwards, I promise..."

Damian: ? !

what... ghost? !

This TM is the voice of Jonathan Kent!

This kid really didn't die!

What the fuck is this talking about...

"Hiss—um..."

This is his sister's voice!

The Batarang cut a small gash in Damian's hand, and he didn't feel it.

"... want me to stop?"

"No...um...continue."

Damian: ? ? ! !

Obvious wheezing/breathing.

Low laughter, and the man's hoarse voice, "I'm right, are you comfortable?"

"Um……"

Damian: ? ? ? ! ! !

Grass! (not plants!)

If he doesn't understand what's going on in this conversation...he just...

Fortress of loneliness, lonely men and widows, lonely...

Gu Nima!

Damian felt his blood pressure rise, his ears hurt, and his thinking was not smooth.

I even felt a little dizzy for a while!

Oh, Jonathan who just "resurrected", you, very, have, kind.

Kicking off the chair, Damian puts on the bat helmet.

The expression is so sad that it can almost directly sound the pre-war bgm of "Batman vs. Superman BvS".

He walked to the safe in the Batcave, opened it, and put in the kryptonite that he had stored for many years!And a kryptonite dart!

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Helena felt that the pain in her waist had indeed eased, and almost fell asleep.

However, he was awakened by the sudden blast of the gate of the Fortress of Solitude.

In the next second, green mist enveloped the pure masseuse Jonathan Kent, who didn't even have a chance to say a "last word", and fell to the ground with a thud.

In the smoke, Batman's ears appeared, eerie.

But this Batman... covering his eyes.

"What are you doing, Damian!"

The old brother naturally yelled back, "I should ask you this question!"

Heh...of course I know what you guys are doing.

Because of this, Damian never let go of his hand covering his eyes, "Put on your clothes, let's talk again!"

Helena: ? ? ?

What the hell, I'm wearing clothes...

Damian: ...

It's not impossible to wear clothes... Jonathan Kent, you are very good at playing!

Helena looked at Jonathan, who fell innocently to the ground, and felt furious.

You'd better kill him, brother! ! !

I just got him back!

The author has something to say:

1. There is no son in the Black Panther comics, so this article created one privately.After all, he is a king, and his family does have a throne to inherit, and sooner or later he has to give birth ==

2. It's over, thank you for your support!Love you guys! mua!(*╯3╰)! (I will fix typos and catch wrong sentences in the future, it is not an update~)

3. The next book will be Max’s comprehensive English and American essay~ But the opening time is uncertain, because there is a defense... (big head) I haven’t studied how to do ppt for video defense... (bigger head...)

4. [The writing skills are not enough, reading comprehension comes together, the latter is more verbose, so you don’t need to read it]

In addition to being funny with sand sculptures, part of the garbage author's selfishness is to write a comparison, that is, Big Nana and Little Nana to compare. Although the two are the same person, they are actually from two completely different " Family of origin”; Little Nana had a lot of love in her childhood, her love was overflowing, and when the child’s own love was overflowing, she could share the love with others.

Little Nana is (relatively) open, willing to try, and willing to give trust

A plot that may not have been designed is that, as mentioned in the episode, Da Nana was unwilling to try new dishes, and Tim asked her to try them from her own plate

On the contrary, little Nana will take the initiative to challenge new things, such as flying and falling in love, of course, because she was well protected since she was a child.

Also here in Damian, he and Little Nana have a mutually fulfilling relationship. He is loved and trusted by Little Nana, and his bottle will be filled slowly.

Regarding the issue of the second child, a colleague of mine shared with me a very wise opinion about whether the first child agrees with the parents to have a second child. The analogy is that if a child has too many candies and can’t finish them, he Would you be happy to share it with other children?If the first child has a lot of love, he will be happy to give it to

(Of course, it varies from person to person. Some people will say that sugar is not too much, and some people just don’t want to share it. This is just an understanding, not necessarily correct.)

In choosing a spouse (what kind of devil's word...)

Although in the episode, Nana is three years older than Tim in terms of legal age, but in fact (psychologically, in the original world) he is 16 years older than Nana

There is a feeling of making up for the lack of fatherly love.

Big Nana's luck is that she identified Tim, not the PUA father like the old bat who died early in the world (instruded by the bat dart)

In the article, we know that Tim is a good boy. In real life, girls who lack love are the most likely to be PUAed.

There are very few Tims in the world, but there are many scumbag puas.

Some of these girls have been very good and self-disciplined since they were young in order to win Miu's approval. On the contrary, they just can't pass the PUA scumbag. It's a pity and a pity.

Maybe it's just the little bit of love those scumbags give each time that makes us... Hey, I really don't know what to say, it's very subtle, it's hard to get out by yourself when you're stuck.

Maybe we can't make up for this shortcoming in our whole life, at least we can realize our own shortcoming, keep a clear mind, run away from PUAs and let them crawl

For Little Nana, even if Little Tim doesn't have memory fusion, in the garbage author's personal understanding, it is difficult for these two people to attract each other.Little Nana will fall in love with the nearly perfect sunny boy Joe Baby, or the black panther son who is basically equivalent to a prince (the future king), but at the same time she will insist on herself and her ideals.

I can’t judge which one is better, and garbage authors will not do this kind of comparison. In short, this is a rather immature little article. Thank you for your support~ I hope it can bring you happiness~