Why is this Alpha like that?

Before going to bed last night, Duan Yi said that he had to wake up earlier than Duan Jihuai in the morning, otherwise his father would die when he knocked on the door and saw the two of them sleeping on the bed.

As a result, at seven o'clock in the morning, he stayed in bed.

Duan Jihuai always got up early, Sheng Yunze didn't know when he would wake up, so he had to wake up Duan Yi first.

Duan Yi was not very honest when he was sleeping, and rolled into a corner with the quilt in his arms.

Sheng Yunze looked at his sleeping face for a while, "Get up."

Duan Yi ignored.

Sheng Yunze yelled twice again, and said amusedly, "Aren't you afraid that your father will beat you up?"

Duan Yi buried his face in the quilt: "Just beat me to death."

The voice was sticky, and every word was inseparable: "Now even if the sky falls, I won't get up, and I will sleep for another 5 minutes."

Sheng Yunze complained: "You said the same thing 5 minutes ago."

He dug Duan Yi out of the bed.

Duan Yi's body was limp, and he leaned against Sheng Yunze's body, falling asleep.

Sheng Yunze dressed him and carried him into the bathroom, like playing with a large toy.

After washing his face, Duan Yi woke up.

Just inadvertently, he wanted to go to bed and go to sleep again.

After Sheng Yunze found a spare toothbrush and finished washing, Duan Yi returned to the cage and fell asleep unconscious.

At around 07:30, Sheng Yunze got dressed and lifted the schoolbag he carried last night: "Let's go."

Duan Yi instantly woke up: "Where are you going?"

Sheng Yunze: "Go home. Otherwise, will you keep me for breakfast?"

Duan Yi was reluctant: "You stay a little longer."

Sheng Yunze pinched his face: "What are you keeping? According to what you said, I can save my life if your father comes together."

Duan Yi reluctantly sent Sheng Yunze downstairs.

When she came back, her aunt, Aunt Chen, looked at Duan Yi in surprise. She probably didn't expect Duan Yi to get up so early on Saturday.

She turned a corner and went into Duan Yi's bedroom, ready to tidy up the room for Duan Yi.

Duan Yi's head was electrified: "Damn it!"

Then with a stride, Aunt Chen blocked the door: "Aunt Chen, I will clean up by myself today."

Aunt Chen: "I'll help you take off the quilt cover and wash it."

Duan Yi shook his head like a rattle: "No! I'll wash it myself, I'll wash it myself!"

Hold……

I fooled around with Sheng Yunze on the bed for several hours last night, can I see the sheets now!

Duan Yi's ears were red.

Aunt Chen left suspiciously, and Duan Yi breathed a sigh of relief.

Xiao Duan's mother's voice came from far to near, Duan Yi quickly locked his bedroom door, jumped down from upstairs, and jumped into Xiao Duan's mother's arms to have fun.

Duan Jihuai sat on the sofa and mentioned a sentence to take Duan to the hospital for a physical examination.

Xiao Duan's mother also wanted to go for an inspection, but Duan Yi rejected it on the grounds that there were too many homework on weekends and that she would do an overall inspection after the final exam.

Duan Jihuai hesitated for a moment, and accepted Duan Yi's opinion.

There was only one day off on weekends, Duan Yi carried his homework to the library to write, Sheng Yunze went home, changed his clothes, and spent time with him in the library.

At this time, he didn't dare to interrupt Sheng Yunze's writing of the test paper. After the other party finished writing one, he took it and copied one. Around five o'clock in the afternoon, he finished half of the paper.

Duan Yi flicked his pen, "Why are you out of ink?" He sighed, "This is the most serious time I've ever copied my homework."

He turned over the blank papers on the table: "Why are there still nine..." Duan Yi looked at him on his stomach: "Can I still copy your homework tomorrow?"

Sheng Yunze's speed in making test papers was faster than his copying test papers. The main reason was that Duan Yi didn't concentrate on copying homework. He wanted to order cakes while copying, and checked Weibo after copying.

After finishing the last stroke, he brought Duan Yi's test paper to help him write.

Duan Yi was moved to tears, and Sheng Yunze looked at him strangely: "You want me to help you with your homework because you can't date me?"

"How is it possible!" Duan Yi immediately retorted: "Am I such a connotative person? I just fell in love with your face superficially!"

Sheng Yunze laughed, "Boring."

Duan Yi opened the menu and ordered another cake. His mouth was full, the cake dregs fell on the test paper, and a black chocolate was wiped away with a swipe of his hand.

Seeing that it was still Sheng Yunze's test paper, Duan Yi felt guilty and wiped it for a long time without erasing it.

So, on Sunday morning, the physics teacher Brother Bei fell silent after seeing Sheng Yunze's test paper.

...Sheng Yunze has been very wild recently, the test paper is full of cake scum?

"Did you really write it all for you?" Hao Shanshan sucked for a moment, her envious eyes almost became real: "Damn, let me take a look, let me take a look, this is the test paper written by my new mother !"

It was the physics test that Sheng Yunze helped Duan Yi finish.

Duan Yi crossed his legs, screaming terribly: "Otherwise?"

Hao Shanshan: "Tuan Zuo really deserves to be a good wife..."

"Have you read enough, don't read it!" Duan Yi took back the test paper, but the class representative took it away from him: "Duan Ban, you have been admiring the test paper all morning, no matter how reluctant you are, you still have to hand in your homework." .”

Duan Yi: "You have to return it to me after the teacher has finished grading. Do you know that the test papers written by the group members will be passed on to my son, and the son will be passed on to the grandson, and the children and grandchildren will be endless..."

Finish your evening meal in the afternoon, and make it ahead of time after late.

Those who sweep the floor, those who mop the floor, and the students who check the school uniform, school badge and appearance walk around every class.

The second wave of the Propaganda Department took a picture of the blackboard newspaper - the theme of this issue of the blackboard newspaper is "strive for the final exam", the section was removed, and the entire page was full of gaudy, the selection results will be released in the third class of self-study, It is counted in the moral education score.

But Duan Yi and the others are all in their third year of high school, and no one cares about their moral education scores.

When I was a sophomore in high school, I still fought for the mobile red flag, but I didn't hang it for a few weeks anyway.

In the third class of evening self-study, the homework should be written enough to go home, the old class came in with a Carrefour supermarket fifty cents cloth pocket, and took out the admission ticket from it.

There was an uproar in the class, and Duan Yi loved to pick up conversations with the teacher, and immediately asked, "Old class, have the seats for the final exam been released?"

Boss: "This Thursday and Friday final exam, the admission ticket will not be issued to you, lest I lose it tomorrow. I will send the admission ticket today for you to have a look, including the student number, seat number and the examination room , take the notes yourself, and hand them over to Duan Yi after reading them."

She looked at Duan Yi: "Duan Yi, if you can't miss one, just keep it for me, you know?"

Duan Yi made a gesture of "obedience".

The boss handed the admission ticket to the little one Zhou Yue, and Zhou Yue distributed some to Sister Ma, and the two of them distributed it faster.

As soon as Duan Yi got the admission ticket, Jiang Wangshu harbored malicious intentions, jumped up and pounced, "Let me see your photo!"

——The photo on the admission ticket: death photo.

As we all know, No. [-] Middle School is a century-old famous school.

By analogy, the printer in the Academic Affairs Office of No. [-] Middle School must be a century-old printer.

Good guy, the printed photos are shocking, even if you take them back and show them to your mother, the photo on the admission ticket is you.

I don't know how the invigilators who reviewed the admission tickets matched the students with the photos.

Maybe this is also a teacher's professional skill, just like a doctor's handwriting, probably with slang in the industry.

Of course, the photo of Duan Yi's admission ticket is not very good-looking.

The printer in No. 21 Middle School has a lot of black ink, regardless of [-] or [-], it will print black people for yellow people.

Only the two eyeballs are white, which is really ugly.

He was clutching his admission ticket tightly, the burden of being an idol was heavy: "Fuck you Jiang Wangshu! You are going to die! Why don't you show me yours!"

Jiang Wangshu: "I'll count one, two, three, how about we slap the exam admission ticket on the table together!" He earnestly said: "And if you don't show it to me now, you will show it to others when the time comes. The exam admission ticket will be pasted at the entrance of the exam room." If the photos are publicly executed, you can let me see them in advance..."

Duan Yi refused to give him life or death, and the two of them pinched back and forth in their seats.

While pinching, Duan Yi asked for help outside the court: "Sheng Yunze, help me hold him!"

Sheng Yunze glanced at him silently, turned his head silently, and put on the earphones in disgust, obviously unwilling to play such mentally retarded games with Duan Yi and Jiang Wangshu.

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You have no loyalty, you Sheng Yunze!

After pinching for a long time, tired of pinching, the two slumped on their seats, cosplaying Hawking.

Hao Shanshan flicked her bangs: "Let me show you mine."

She was quite generous, Duan Yi hurried over to take a look, and rolled off the table with a smile.

Before leaving, he was holding his admission ticket tightly and not showing it to others.

Jiang Wangshu saw that Hao Shanshan had taken the initiative to let others look at the examination certificate, so she didn't hide it, and shared her stupid split.

In elementary school photos, my mother is still wearing a bright red scarf, staring at the camera with the resolute eyes of the Five Heroes of Langya Mountain.

Then another burst of arrogant laughter broke out in the classroom.

"Fuck! The chairman is indeed the chairman!"

"What kind of idiot are you still using your elementary school photo as your admission ticket hahahaha, haven't you been kicked out by the invigilator??"

Jiang Wangshu said calmly: "I told the invigilator that I look older, and I look younger in photos."

Duan Yi laughed so hard that tears flowed down his face, and he laughed like crazy, leaning on Sheng Yunze's shoulder, and ran into his arms with a smile.

Boys often hug each other, and the students in the class tacitly agree that the relationship between their squad leader and the party secretary is very good, so no one notices something wrong, and no one thinks whether Sheng Yunze's waist-hugging posture is a little too natural.

Photos were suddenly shared in the classroom:

"Cut head, let me see yours, your fucking photo is bald!"

"A camera with low pixels can't capture my flowing hair, OK?"

"Pang, your photo was taken by a landline, why don't you just paste the mosaic on it?"

"Fang Yun, you used to have long hair..."

"Sister Ma's photo really looks like a horse, why is your face so long?"

"It's called panorama photography!"

"The face of the classmate is more scribbled..."

"You have such a big face, you make me want to sing a poem: Last year, a drop of lovesickness tears flowed to my lips this year..."

"Day Lai Lai!"

"..."

Compared with Jiang Wangshu and the others, they looked like hills and peaks on the side, with different heights in the distance.

The photo of Duan Yi's admission ticket was not bad, but it was a little more frustrating than his own.

And the photos used were from junior high school, the face is super round and super fleshy, with a very bright smile, all the little rabbit teeth are exposed, he looks like Jun Ji Hyun when he was shooting Sassy Girlfriend, the little mole on the tip of his nose was eaten by the camera.

Unable to resist the temptation, Sheng Yunze pulled it over and looked at it with interest.

Duan Yi blushed: "Don't look at it...it's so ugly."

Sheng Yunze: "It's okay."

He tapped on the tip of Duan Yi's nose with a mechanical pencil: "One mole is missing."

Hao Shanshan: "Isn't it cute? Duan Ban, why don't you let us see it? This is much prettier than your emoji in our group!"

In Class [-] of the third year of high school, among the group of students who are "blessed and hard to leave the group", Duan Yi's emoji is really ugly.

Whenever everyone thinks that this emoticon package is the limit of Duan Ban's expression, he can make an even weirder expression the next day.

The screenshots were all secretly taken by classmates, and a set was compiled for Duan Yi, and Sheng Yunze was also using it.

Apart from Duan Yi, other students in the class also have emoticons, but they are not as popular as Duan Yi's.

This is actually a way for high school students to express their affection. Usually, the more popular the person in the class, the more everyone loves to tease him.

Even if other people's photos are made into emoticons, no one cares about them.

Duan Yi took back his examination admission ticket, and suddenly looked at Sheng Yunze: "Brother, examination admission ticket, understand? Take it out for everyone to appreciate?"

Sheng Yunze pretended not to hear.

As soon as Duan Yi opened his mouth, the wild ambitions of the onlookers who originally wanted to see Sheng Yunze's exam admission card couldn't be hidden!

His eyes glowed, staring at Sheng Yunze!

I'm going... the photo of the school belle's exam admission card!

Can this perfect face hold a [-]-year-old printer?

So Duan Yi was selected as the representative to have a friendly meeting with Sheng Yunze and talk with both sides.

"Let me see..." Duan Yi smirked.

Sheng Yunze turned his face unnaturally, Duan Yi puppy's ears instantly pricked up.

Isn't it, is it ugly to shoot?

The more you don't let him see it, the more itchy he gets.

"Show me..." Duan Yi immediately rebelled, turned around and drove away Jiang Wangshu and his group of onlookers: "Go, go, what are you doing, I can only watch, you know, you officials Not big enough to see!"

Hao Shanshan, Jiang Wangshu, flat-headed bookworm Miss Ma, chubby abbot with longing eyes biubiubiu——

Duan Yi ruthlessly pushed them away: "If you don't show it, you won't show it. Your new mother is thin-skinned, you know, be good, go back to your seat with your mother."

Then he turned his head and looked at Sheng Yunze with bright eyes, as if asking for credit: "I drove them away, let me see, I'm the only one to see."

Sheng Yunze: "Do you really want to see it?"

Duan Yi Chick Peck Mi nodded.

Sheng Yunze turned over the admission ticket on the table, face up.

Duan Yi couldn't wait to lean over to look at it, then froze, his face gradually turned red: "It's so beautiful..."

Sheng Yunze was quite stinky: "What else?"

Should it be said that she is the school belle?

Duan Yi complained inwardly.

Even a shitty printer like No. [-] Middle School can print his face so nicely.

I thought Sheng Yunze's photos were not good-looking, because idols were too burdensome to show, and he even sent everyone else away—it turned out that the photos were too good-looking, and he didn't want to hurt ordinary people like me.

On second thought, Duan Yi remembered that when his husband was being interviewed back then, he was so handsome that he had resisted the cameras of CCTV without makeup.

Eighteen interview screenshots were circulated on Weibo.

So it was balanced.

Sheng Yunze stamped the admission ticket back.

Duan Yi hurriedly flipped through the pages: "I haven't read enough yet!"

He held it in his hand and admired it: "This is your junior high school photo."

Sheng Yunze: "It was taken in the second day of junior high school."

It looks quite young, only about 14 years old.

But handsome guys are all handsome since childhood, and Duan Yi can feel the handsomeness of 14-year-old Sheng Yunze after a long time.

"Do you still have this photo?" Duan Yi asked him, "Give me one."

Sheng Yunze: "No more." He smirked and said, "I will give you the admission ticket after the exam."

Duan Yi was also very rare about the admission ticket, and nodded seriously: "Then you have agreed, and you will give it to me when the time comes."

Sheng Yunze froze for a moment, as if being poked by something, a strange feeling spread from his heart.

Sweet and sour.

He took a look at Sheng Yunze's examination room by the way, on the fourth floor of the laboratory building, where Class [-] of the former Senior Secondary School was located.

During the midterm exam, Duan Yi's score improved a lot - it was all due to Sheng Yunze's betting on the questions.

So from the final examination room in the cafeteria to the examination room in the teaching building.

But there is still a building away from Sheng Yunze.

He was a little unhappy.

The old class waited for the students to be crazy enough, and said: "The last student stood up and collected the admission ticket, and taught it to the monitor."

She motioned to Jiang Wangshu: "Xiao Jiang, post the examination room on the bulletin board."

Bulletin Board: Located at the front door of the classroom.

You can't see that when the door is closed.

As soon as the admission ticket was received and the seats in the examination room were posted, the get out of class bell rang.

While packing up Carrefour’s cloth pockets, the old class instructed: “The students on duty clean up the toilets, turn the stools over the table, take away the garbage by the table, and be honest with me in the dormitory when I go back at night. If you deduct points for me, wait for me to clean up you tomorrow!"

"understood--"

Responding to the old class was the drawn-out tone of the whole class.

Duan Yi waited for the old class to leave before he went to see the examination room.

Students with lower grades are more concerned about where their exam room is.

Of course, he not only cares about his own examination room, but also whether he knows any top students, classmates, etc. in the examination room, so that he can keep secret.

Girls will care more about whether they can be closer to the examination room of their girlfriends, so that they can walk together during the examination.

If you can't be in the same class, find someone in the same building.

This time, Duan Yi was in the same examination room as Pingtou, and he quickly had a brainstorm about what subjects Pingtou was good at, and he would copy these two subjects when the time came.

Xiaopang muttered: "Why am I sitting so sideways by myself..."

Hao Shanshan: "I'll go, there's a fight between the gods in the laboratory building, the group chairperson and Fang Yun are both in Class [-], Grade [-]."

People like Fang Yun, who rely on their own exams, don't care about the class exams. Instead, they turned around and asked Duan Yi: "Duan Ban, you are so far away from us."

Duan Yi covered his face, heartbroken and regretful (specifically regretting why he didn't copy two more questions): "Do you think I thought that!"

Jiang Wangshu touched his chin: "The final exam is mixed with the second department, right? When the time comes, we will sit with the second department?"

Hangcheng No. [-] Middle School, its full name is Lao Chang Yi Chuan.

Before the name change, there was a very revolutionary earthy name called Bayi Middle School, which Duan Yi and the others were not willing to mention.

A few years ago, No. [-] Middle School expanded the new campus. After the enrollment expansion, it was divided into two departments, the first and the second.

Duan Yi and the others read one, which is the old campus.

The students of the second department are studying in the new campus, because of the expansion of enrollment, so their grades are uneven, and they have been despised by the students of the first department.

One despises the second department, and the second department can't just let the first one despise it. In order to create a good competitive environment, the principal of the second middle school encourages the two departments to use their grades to speak.

In the past two years, the second division has a powerful dean, and the overall grades have improved a lot, and there is a faint tendency to catch up with the first division.

The students of the two faculties usually look down on each other, and this final exam is definitely going to compete.

"The new campus also came to take the exam here. I thought I wouldn't see anyone from the second department before I graduated." Fang Yun complained.

"Last year, the three models of the third year of senior high school were all tested in the new campus. As a result, the paint on the newly built laboratory building there was not dry. Last year, a student was too nervous to take the math test. In addition, he passed out due to paint poisoning. This year, there must be a test. .” Jiang Wangshu added.

"Hey, I don't want to take the exam with the second department, I'm not familiar with it." Hao Shanshan rubbed her arms.

She paused suddenly: "Ah, the second part!"

Duan Yi: "What's wrong?"

Hao Shanshan said "I'll go" and dragged Duan to the corner.

Duan Yi let the girl drag him along, walked carelessly, and murmured in his mouth: "Girl, my father agreed in advance that I will not engage in father-daughter games, abide by the law, love the country and the party..."

Hao Shanshan looked around sullenly: "Duan Xiaoduan, even if I have a mother-daughter relationship with my mother, I will not challenge the authority of the new mother."

Duan Yi asked her: "Then why are you dragging me away, and you can coax Sheng Yunze later when he gets jealous?"

Hao Shanshan: "Don't worry about whether he is jealous or not, I'm afraid you will be jealous." She said inscrutablely: "I just remembered an old story I heard in the first year of high school. It was related to Shengtuanzao."

Duan Yi pricked up his ears: "I would like to hear the details."

Hao Shanshan hesitated for a moment: "You know that there is Bai Fumei in the third year of the Second Division of High School. His uncle is the honorary principal of X University. There is a mine at home."

Duan Yi: "Are you introducing me to an extramarital affair?"

Hao Shanshan: "That Bai Fumei chased after Sheng Yunze in her freshman year of high school." She hesitated again: "It's quite a sensation, I remember her grades were pretty good, in case you said that I was assigned to the same exam room as my new mother, she will see My mother Shengshi Meiyan is so wolfish and can't control herself, what should I do if Tianlei is so angry that I have a crush on my mother again?"

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"Why didn't I know about this?"

Hao Shanshan said modestly: "Have you forgotten, you were known to be chasing sister Qiao at that time, and you were in full swing!"

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"receive!"

"What did Hao Shanshan tell you to do?"

As soon as he came back, Sheng Yunze interrogated him uncomfortably.

Duan Yi said kindly: "She is your daughter, why do you want to eat your daughter's jealousy?"

Sheng Yunze said harshly: "It's not my own. I think she has a better relationship with your ex-wife. There is a gap between mother and daughter when we start a family."

He also pointed to Duan Yi to look at Jiang Wangshu who was exchanging magician instant noodle One Piece cards with Hao Shanshan.

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I found out that Sheng Yunze couldn't outrun the train!

Wait, Tuan Zuo, how quickly did you accept Jiang Wangshu's weird home cosplay.avi setting?

The way you accept it is also too skillful!

Duan Yi struggled for a while: "Hao Shanshan said that Bai Fumei chased you in the second department when she was a freshman in high school. You two may be in the same examination room this time. Do you remember her?"

"Forgot." Sheng Yunze's desire to survive was suddenly unprecedentedly high.

Duan Yi was very satisfied: "Good performance, one point!"

The two went back to the dormitory side by side, and followed the crowd of people who were studying for evening study and leaving school, and walked all the way forward.

Lao He took a few teachers and stood on the way back to the dormitory—that is, at the entrance of the school supermarket, catching puppy love.

The young couple who had been walking side by side in the dark saw Lao He from afar, and they automatically divided into two groups, and their holding hands were also loosened.

Caught in puppy love by Lao He, the copied version of The Condor Heroes was not discussed.

Copy directly to high school graduation, soaring in the daytime.

Duan Yi thought to himself: Otherwise, I'd like to go away separately?

He winked at Sheng Yunze: We are also considered puppy love, why don't we separate?

Sheng Yunze took the initiative to misunderstand, and nodded to show that he understood.

Then he hugged him whole in his arms.

Duan Yi was stunned: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)) ? ?

Old He came over with a flashlight: "What's going on?"

Sheng Yunze's face remained unchanged: "Mr. He, Duan Yi's ankle is sprained. I'll help him back to the dormitory."