Why is this Alpha like that?

"Wow, where have you been? I haven't seen you all morning?" Hao Shanshan hid in the corner of the classroom and ate her breakfast—instant noodles, and moved half a bowl of noodles in friendship: "Do you want to eat, Duanban?"

Duan Yi was so far away that he couldn't think of why he appeared on Sheng Yunze's bed in the morning.

He took care of himself all night?

When he woke up, Sheng Yunze was sleeping beside the bed, and his lower body was not fully put on the bed.

Duan Yi felt a deep sense of shame: Last night, he finally made up his mind to completely and unilaterally divorce Sheng Yunze, so why did he run into his bed without being able to control his body?

Jiang Wangshu took the review materials and sat next to him: "Don't worry about your ex-husband, you will take the Chinese and English exams this morning, have you memorized all the prefaces of Tengwang Pavilion?"

Duan Yi flipped through the Chinese documents, with a sleepy expression: "The old county of Yuzhang, the new mansion of Hongdu. The stars are divided into Yizhen, and the ground is connected to Sheng Yunze?"

"Huh? Pick up Sheng Yunze?" Jiang Wangshu: "You created it yourself? By the way, the few sentences you memorized are not the key points of the exam."

Duan Yi pushed his head away: "Why did Sheng Yunze go to the media classroom?"

Jiang Wangshu: "People are taking exams there, and you go with them?"

Duan Yi: "If you don't follow me, who do you think I am?"

Jiang Wangshu: "I thought you and your ex-husband would reconcile."

Duan Yi hehe said: "Just him? Hehe, even if I'm in love with Bangchui, I won't get involved with Sheng Yunze. Leave it to me and go."

Jiang Wangshu yelled: "Hey, that's my formula cheat sheet!"

Entering the examination room, while the invigilator was not here, Duan Yi quickly replaced the black fountain pen in his hand with his own automatic pencil, copying furiously on the khaki desk.

As soon as the math test papers are issued, the multiple-choice questions are not filled in. First, copy the formulas forcibly memorized on the draft paper, and then write a "solution" on each big question, and assign a "solution" after each "solution". A bluffing formula, get "2" sympathy points from the teacher who graded the paper.

Duan Yi let out a long sigh of relief, calculated with his fingers, and got 20 points guaranteed.

For the remaining one hour and 10 minutes, one hour is spent sleeping, 5 minutes is used to make paper airplanes, and 5 minutes is used to harass the surrounding classmates. Pay attention, copy the test paper of the most serious classmate who copied it, and was warned by the invigilator.

Seeing that it was Duan Yi, the invigilator didn't even give a warning, and stood beside Duan Yi with a smile, occasionally talking nonsense with Duan Yi.

He is very famous in the school, especially among the teachers. He is the kind of active person who takes the teacher's advice in class, a frequent visitor to the Political and Education Office, and a mischievous "bad" student who hangs shoulders with the teacher after class.

Poor study, good popularity, good looks, daily life like a lively joke, every class or school has such a person, Duan Yi is such a person.

When it comes to leaving the examination room ahead of time, the invigilator said angrily, "Let's go, I'm too lazy to talk about you."

Duan Yi chuckled, and ran away in a whoosh.

Duan Yi took off his school uniform while running, revealing the short-sleeved skulls of the second year of junior high school, flaunting the youthful feeling of his age.

Running freely with the wind, he was caught by Director He before he reached the school gate, and before he even had time to rendezvous with his cronies.

Duan Yi screamed: "Director He, hold your hand high! I didn't do anything wrong today, I just wanted to go to the school gate to have lunch."

Director He didn't like his acting like a baby, and dragged Duan Yi's fate by the back of his neck like a kitten, and dragged him to the Political and Education Office.

"Crack", "crack", two photos were thrown on the table.

"What's the matter with you two?"

Sheng Yunze stood on the left, and Duan Yi stood on the right.

Director He stood in front of them with his hands on his hips. He was short, 1.5 meters tall, only reaching Duan Yi's arm, but he was [-] meters tall.

Director He turned around twice, his momentum was like a rainbow: "I asked you to take a student photo. All the students in the school took it well. Are you the two doing something special? Ah? Doing individual actions? Disobedient to the organization and management?"

Duan Yi: "Didn't I take good pictures..."

Director He picked up his photo from the table, and posted it on his forehead: "You are fine? Are you taking a student photo or a cover photo? I asked you to take a photo without a hat, and you took a half-length photo of me with your arms crossed? You are the only one in the school who looks like Jack Ma! Why are you COS Jack Ma?"

In the ID photo, Duan Yi looked serious, with his arms crossed, his body slightly sideways, and his head raised slightly, as if he was a standard pose for a successful person. If you pull it out, you can directly take it to Times Weekly and publish it in the newspaper. The title is as follows: "You Have to Read: Successful Enterprises" The 9 Secrets of Home Success.

Duan Yi touched his nose: "I think I look more handsome this way..."

Director He was heartbroken: "Give me a retake!"

"You have nothing to say?" After scolding Duan Yi, now she wants to scold Sheng Yunze.

Sheng Yunze is the darling of the admissions office. Every year on the second day of September, middle schools rely on him to make short admissions videos to attract new students from major middle schools. He has good grades and never makes mistakes. Director He's voice drops eight degrees.

"Duan Yi is messing around, and you are messing around too? You just save the Gaussian blur in the later stage?"

Duan Yi opened and closed his eyes, and quietly poked his head to look at Sheng Yunze's photo.

Then he laughed out loud with a "puchi" and rolled directly to the ground.

Sheng Yunze's one-inch photo was blurred, shaking the effect of a magnitude 100 earthquake, and he could barely see a face, as if it had been blurred [-] degrees by PS Gauss.

"I was hit by someone when I was taking the photo." Sheng Yunze took back the photo calmly and actively admitted his mistake: "Mr. He, I'm sorry, I won't do it next time."

Director He: "There is no next time, you two go out to retake the filming for me at noon today."

Duan Yi suddenly became unhappy, and the puppy frowned: "Me? With him?!"

Director He: "Why do you have an opinion?"

Duan Yi: "I..."

Director He: "I have a suggestion to copy The Legend of Condor Heroes!"

Duan Yi quickly changed his words: "I have no objection!"

The Legend of Condor Heroes, one of Director He's most beloved literary works.

He didn't love enough himself, and he also advocated that everyone should love together. This book has become one of the must-read extracurricular books in Hangzhou No. [-] Middle School.

It has also become an effective method for Director He to punish students: in No. [-] Middle School, if any school bully has not copied the Condor Heroes in the Political and Education Office, he will lose face if he speaks out!

You don't have to finish copying it all over once, and you can soar in the daytime after half a time.

Duan Yi had no choice but to call Jiang Wangshu to tell them not to wait, and to cancel the one-day trip to the Internet cafe.

"I'm taking pictures, can you control what I take? No one, just myself. Oh, I'm so tired of going out all night at night, so I hang up."

With a beep, the phone hung up.

Duan Yi glanced at Sheng Yunze: "Where are you going to shoot?"

Sheng Yunze: "At the gate of the school, what else?"

Duan Yi: "I'm asking casually. Although Director He asked us to shoot together, I don't want to be with you. We will break up on the spot."

Ten minutes later, Duan Yi came to the photo studio at the school gate.

Sheng Yunze raised his eyebrows leisurely: "Disband in place?"

Duan Yi bit the bullet: "Emergency assembly..."

The photo studio he used to go to was closed, so Duan Yi walked around and could only return to the one in front of the school.

Looking up, Duan Yi: "Wow..."

Sheng Yunze: "What are you wowing?"

Duan Yi: "In my impression, it used to be a small photo studio. Why... has it become a photo studio now?"

The boss came out enthusiastically: "Welcome both of you, this way please. Is it right to take a photo?"

Duan Yi: "Yes, can I print it immediately?" He turned his head and whispered to Sheng Yunze: "Are you really in the right place? I really remember that the photo studio in front of the school is just a small storefront. What about this store? Look how it looks like a photo studio! Wow, there are wedding photos over there, isn’t it really a photo studio?”

Of course it is a studio.

Sheng Yunze slandered inwardly.

It was because he was worried that Duan Yi would change his mind halfway and ran to the photo studio at the school gate to meet him unexpectedly, so Sheng Yunze chose a photo studio at the back door of No. [-] Middle School carefully.

In the end, did Duan Yi, Lu Chi, install a radar to find him?

He sighed deeply.

Glancing at Duan Yi's face with young teeth, he looked around curiously, like a puppy, and sighed harder.

"Have you never seen a bigger photo studio?" Sheng Yunze complained.

Duan Yi hit a straight ball: "Then, that's why I haven't been here with you."

Sheng Yunze: ...

Duan Yi: "Why are you looking at me like that? Are you fucking despising me again?!"

Sheng Yunze's ears were a little red: "Remind you to stop talking nonsense. And this is just contempt, idiot."

Duan Yi was furious: "Who are you calling an idiot?"

Sheng Yunze's expression did not change: "An idiot who draws wavy lines in force analysis."

Duan Yi choked up: "That's because I forgot to bring the ruler."

Sheng Yunze tilted his head, his cold eyelids were raised slightly, and he looked extremely ironic: "The dotted line is also because you didn't bring a ruler?"

Paragraph shift: ...

Sheng Yunze's venomous tongue: "It seems that you like to show your artistic talent on the physics test paper. Last time, you calculated the distance of the ball - the key point is the 'distance'. It is you who calculated the decimal point under the root sign. Since the nine-year obligation From the perspective of test questions, have you ever seen the answer is the distance of the square root, and the denominator?"

Duan Yi blushed: "Ah, ah, ah, you are not allowed to say any more!"

The boss smiled and said, "The relationship between the two is really good."

Duan Yi: "What a fart!"

Sheng Yunze: "I agree with you on this only."

The boss let out a "hmm", and said to Sheng Yunze, "You even remember the decimal point for the root number on the test paper, isn't it a good relationship?"

Paragraph shift: ...

Sheng Yunze said calmly, "It can only mean that I have a good memory."

The studio attendant took out two suits.

Duan Yi made a comparison and muttered, "Do I still need to wear a suit when taking ID photos?"

Sheng Yunze: "You can even think of putting your hands on your chest, what is a suit to you?"

Duan moved back and satirized: "Hehe, the person who made the film Gaussian blur has no right to criticize me."

Sheng Yunze also felt a little weird, but he seldom came to the photo studio to take pictures, and he didn't know the rules, so he could only change into a suit if he was suspicious.

The boss stands behind the camera and communicates with the cameraman.

"Young people nowadays are getting married earlier and earlier."

Cameraman: "Boss, are you right? They look like students?"

Boss: "No, there is only one couple who made an appointment to take a wedding photo at twelve noon today, how could I make a mistake."

He looked up: "You two stand closer, yes, smile, be closer, yes yes yes."

Duan Yi smiled stiffly: "Boss, are you all right?"

He complained: This photo studio is too strange, and ID photos need to be taken together, so it saves time?

The boss commanded: "Come on, Alpha, turn your head to the left a little bit, yes yes."

Sheng Yunze: ...

Two and 10 minutes later, the photo was printed.

Duan Yi took off his suit and changed into his school uniform, shocked.

He found the boss with a group photo: "Why did you take a picture of us together?"

The boss was surprised: "Huh? We still have to shoot separately?"

Duan Yi was stunned: "Fuck! Have you ever seen ID photos taken together?"

The boss was even more shocked than him: "What kind of ID photo, isn't the wedding photo you two made an appointment for?"

Sheng Yunze: ...

Duan Yi stammered: "Stuttering stammering——"

"Wedding photos." Sheng Yunze added.

Duan Yi: "... I thank you."

Sheng Yunze glanced at him, expressionless: "No, no, no, no, no thanks."

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaible !

Duan Yi scratched the wall frantically.

"Welcome~"

The studio door was pushed open.

Two young men in suits and leather shoes came in: "Boss, I'm sorry I was delayed by the traffic jam. We made an appointment to take wedding photos at noon today. The phone number is 6014..."

The author has something to say:

Duan Yi: I’m mad at me, I’m mad at me, I’m mad at me

Sheng · Angry people don't pay for their lives · Tuzki · Sarcasm face: -.-

·