Why is this Alpha like that?

So dreams are dreams.

Reality is reality.

Sheng Yunze would not give up his instinct of poisonous tongue just because he became his boyfriend.

The first time he saw Duan Yi, he made sharp complaints like a shadow: "I waited for an hour, 24 minutes, 31:[-], is this what you mean by missing me and missing me?"

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"Damn, why do you still carry a watch that is accurate to two decimal places? What kind of watch do you use?" When Duan shifted out of the door, Xiao Duan's mother wrapped a scarf around him, half of his face was covered, leaving a nose and eyes.

The dark scarf made his face extremely pale.

Sheng Yunze felt a little itchy, hooked his scarf, pulled it away and looked inside.

There was a small red mole on the collarbone on the fair neck, Sheng Yunze took a second look and felt relieved as if he had discovered the New World.

Replacing this action with someone else actually means a lot of sexual harassment.

Duan Yichang was a girl, and Sheng Yunze's actions were no different from pulling apart a girl's underwear to look at her chest.

Sheng Yunze did it frankly, as if he opened the plastic bag to look at something Duan Yi bought, and then put it back after reading.

Duan Yi always felt that Sheng Yunze was a bit like Lin Daiyu among cats.

He is unreasonable and unforgiving, speaks harshly, speaks sharply, and is very curious-he is most curious about things related to Duan Yi.

The key is a poisonous tongue, love makes petty temper.

Do things like a cat - your cat has a bowl and doesn't use it to drink water, so he insists on stirring it with his paw twice in your water glass, and after stirring it, you don't know what he intends to do.

Sheng Yunze was like this.

He pulled Duan Yi's collar, and Duan Yi didn't know what he meant by his sudden appearance, so it was hard to guess.

And he is still a cat who is a bit of a second grader and not easy to coax.

Duan Yi: "What are you doing?"

Duan Yi shivered as the cold wind poured into his clothes, but he didn't stop Sheng Yunze.

He was quite conniving at Sheng Yunze's unreasonable behavior, and Sheng Yunze himself was aware of this, so he made more unreasonable troubles.

"Look." Confidently and honestly: "You're dressed like a ball."

Duan Yi also felt that he was wearing too much.

He didn't want to wear long johns in the morning, so he was caught by Xiao Duan's mother. He was 17 years old, and Xiao Duan's mother pressed him on the bed and took off his pants, losing all face.

He could only wear long johns and then a pair of jeans.

Duan Yi's legs were very thin, but his thighs were fleshy. When he was caught, there was only an invisible gap, which was tight and soft.

He was embarrassed to say: "Why did I just hit the ball."

Then he retorted: "My mother put it on for me, I didn't wear so much in the first place."

Sheng Yunze: "Oh, so you're getting fat?"

"Damn!" Duan Yi almost jumped up: "Fat ass, you haven't eaten recently, okay?"

He quickly checked his face, then touched his stomach.

The lower abdomen is very flat, but fortunately not fat.

Sheng Yunze had already confidently stuffed his cold hands into Duan Yi's clothes.

Touching the sweater Xiao Duan's mother tied into his trousers, it felt very comfortable, and Sheng Yunze laughed for a long time, making Duan Yi laugh very shamefully.

With two strokes, Sheng Yunze lifted off Duan Yi's sweater with the innermost layer of close-fitting short sleeves, and his slender waist was covered with cold hands.

Duan Yi hissed: "Your hands are so cold."

Sheng Yunze: "I'll warm up."

Duan Yi complained: "You think I'm a microwave oven."

He pulled Sheng Yunze's hand out.

Sheng Yunze was standing behind him right now, with his arms around his waist, Duan Yi was so pressed that he couldn't lift his head: "Don't press me, you are so heavy."

"I do not."

Duan Yi used both hands and feet, and after realizing that he couldn't handle Sheng Yunze, he began to give up on himself, dragging a huge humanoid pendant forward with difficulty.

"Sheng, Yun, Ze, you, you, poison, ah!" Duan Yi gritted his teeth: "Your character design is completely broken, do you know that!"

Sheng Yunze's inspiration came: "What do you think you look like now?"

Duan Yi: "If you say something about Zhu Bajie carrying a wife, we will break up today."

Sheng Yunze hesitated for a moment, but did not speak.

Duan Yi was stunned: "It's up to you whether you still have humanity, the **** really thinks that way? I'm going to go into the river now, let's die together!"

Sheng Yunze stood up straight, and Duan Yi felt the pressure suddenly disappear.

His boyfriend sniffed his cheek: "You smell so good."

Duan Yi: "Frog Prince Baby Shuang, do you want to have the same style? It's in my schoolbag."

Sheng Yunze pinched his face without warning: "I'll give you a chance to start over. When your boyfriend says this, you should shyly sneak into his arms."

Duan Yi: "Are you kidding me?"

——When Duan Yi went out in the morning, Xiao Duan's mother dragged him to apply it on his face.

He has grown to 17 years old, and Xiao Duan's mother still retains some of his childhood habits, such as insisting on applying Frog Prince baby cream to him every morning.

It's not expensive, it costs more than ten yuan a bottle. Xiao Duan's mother likes this brand and this taste. I don't know which WeChat official account I ate the brainwashing bag from. She said that Tu this baby will grow up healthy and healthy.

Absolutely, Duan Yi has been painting since he was three years old.

Duan Yi is too embarrassed to tell anyone that she looks like a mother.

He dug out the Frog Prince Baby Cream, unscrewed the lid immediately, picked out a large piece from inside, and while Sheng Yunze wasn't paying attention, he wiped it on Sheng Yunze's face indiscriminately.

The same fragrance spread across the faces of the two of them, Duan Yi saw that he had succeeded, and almost pouted from the spot with a smile.

Then Sa Yazi ran forward, the arrogant laughter of "hahahahahahaha" echoed on the main road, but he didn't see a snowdrift in front of him, slipped his foot, made a "fuck" sound, and fell to the ground, glorious.

Sheng Yunze wiped off the remaining cream on his face without a word, and watched Duan Yi who fell on his face to the ground, with spring flowers blooming.

Sighed.

day.

What should I do if my wife is a fool?

Duan Yi was tearing up in pain, he was pulled by Sheng Yunze, hooked his shoulders, and pulled him into his arms: "Do you think you are happy?"

A resentful look fell on Sheng Yunze's face, Sheng Yunze pushed his hand away: "Let me see where I fell."

With a broken nose, Sheng Yunze went to the pharmacy to buy a band-aid for him, and then patted the snow off his body. Suddenly, he felt an inexplicable sense of responsibility as a father, a feeling of taking care of his own wife.

I was speechless for an instant.

Duan Yi: "Do you think I'm very embarrassed, and you're secretly laughing at me?"

Sheng Yunze: "No, I'm giving you a way to resolve the embarrassment."

Duan Yi fell terribly, and put a band-aid on the tip of his nose. Although it blocked the small mole, he still had an indescribable sense of youth.

Gritting his teeth with anger, his cheeks were bulging, and the feeling of baby fat was more obvious.

Weirdly cute.

"Have you thought about it?"

Sheng Yunze said in a perfunctory way: "If you fall on the ground on the road, you can kowtow all the way to Tibet to relieve the embarrassment."

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"are you human!!"

The result of the slapstick on the road was that I was almost late.

When he arrived at the school gate, Duan Yi still hadn't forgotten that he and Sheng Yunze had a puppy love setting.

On Monday, Lao He was on duty at the school gate. Duan Yi and Lao He fought wits and courage for two and a half years, and almost figured out all of Lao He's habits.

He could smell Lao He's scent 200 meters away from No. [-] Middle School, and insisted on leaving Sheng Yunze separately.

In his words, you can't seek the immediate happiness when you fall in love. If you want to go for a long time to catch big fish for sustainable development, and treat class enemies (Old He), you must have a tough character like frost.

After talking for a long time, it is actually an underground affair.

Sheng Yunze couldn't say a word to Duan Yi, as soon as he arrived at school, he was called to the office by his physics teacher Brother Bei.

Duan Yi gave a dry cough with a guilty conscience, and walked uprightly to the school gate.

Lao He has always regarded him as a key observation object. As soon as Duan Yi appeared at the school gate, his eyes were fixed on Duan Yi.

School card, hang up.

School uniform, wear it.

Hair, not past the ears, not dyed.

Ears, um, fine, no studs today.

Director He felt that the new week of No. [-] Middle School had a good start, so he showed mercy and moved into the school gate.

Duan moved past his level, and before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he ran into Jian Qiao head-on.

He paused and slowly slowed down.

After the last music festival, he hadn't seen Jian Qiao for a long time.

Jian Qiao was studying in Class [-], and he was studying in Class [-]. If the other party didn't come to see her, it would not be so easy to meet her in the huge campus of No. [-] Middle School.

Duan Yi also knew why Jian Qiao didn't come to her.

Because of Sheng Yunze.

The two met so unexpectedly, Jian Qiao's gaze stayed on her face for two seconds, and Duan Yi felt that his breathing was almost stopped by her watching.

He twitched his lips, trying to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything.

Duan Yi lowered his head, pulled off the strap of his schoolbag, and planned to pass Jian Qiao just like that.

Who knew that Jian Qiao stopped behind him, stood neither humble nor overbearing, turned her back to him, and asked softly: "Is there nothing you want to say to me?"

Duan Yi: "I..."

Jian Qiao said, "Okay, I don't have anything to say to me, but I have something to tell you."

In the next second, Duan Yi hadn't recovered from his hurtful emotions, when suddenly his neck hurt and his breathing stopped. Jian Qiao's height of 1.7 meters 1.6 was strangled by Jian Qiao's height of [-] meters [-].

Duan Yi wailed "Aww", and suddenly the depression in his heart dissipated.

"Pain, pain, pain, death!" Duan Yi shouted.

"You still know it hurts?! If I don't come to you, you're planning to break up with me, right?" Jian Qiao, who was usually quite a lady, went mad today.

Duan Yi hurriedly begged for mercy: "No, I just have no face to see you..."

"Do you still know that you have no face to see me? Does your heart hurt as much as mine does!"

"No, no, no..." Duan Yi spoke quickly: "Sister, can you let me go first, it's not suitable for us to talk in this posture!"

Jian Qiao: "Sister? I'm your grandma!"

"Grandma, grandma, grandma, please do it!" Duan Yi screamed.

She glared at Duan Yi, then let go of her hand.

Duan Yi's neck was finally saved, he looked at Jian Qiao, and Jian Qiao also looked at him, and then the girl burst out laughing.

"What's your expression? It's like you're sorry for me." Jian Qiao.

Duan Yi asked, "Aren't you angry?"

He didn't specify what it was, but when he said it, both of them knew it.

"I'm angry." Jian Qiao said, "I thought it was embarrassing at first, but I went to find Sheng Yunze when I was angry, but it didn't seem to solve anything except making me more embarrassing."

Duan Yi felt very uncomfortable.

Jian Qiao clapped her hands: "Later, when I regained my senses, I stopped being angry, and I thought about it. Anyway, he doesn't like me, and if he's with other girls, he might as well be with you. This makes me have a feeling that even though I lose But there is a sense of spiritual victory that is definitely because Sheng Yunze has a problem with his vision."

Duan Yi complained: "Did you say that about me... Do you still have any feelings..."

Jian Qiao: "I just can't figure out why I haven't succeeded in chasing Sheng Yunze for so many years, but you succeeded all at once. Did you give him ecstasy?"

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"Am I this kind of person!"

Jian Qiao: "But when I think about it later, I'm still very angry."

Duan Yi looked at him, Jian Qiao: "Do you really look down on our relationship?"

Duan Yi swore to the sky: "No."

"Then why don't you come to me, do you think I'm the one who will break up with you for Sheng Yunze?"

Duan Yi: "Really not!"

Jian Qiao stroked his dog's head and said with a smile, "You'd better be."

Duan Yi felt that today was a good day.

He said to Jian Qiao: "I don't think so, I just..."

"Forget it, let's not talk about it." Jian Qiao rubbed his head again: "This matter is over, and we will still be so good in the future, so don't have any objections to me."

Duan Yi is ignorant.

Jian Qiao took advantage of the opportunity to pinch his face, and said something inexplicable: "Duan Yi, you actually don't know yourself."

"That's what she said. What does she mean?"

In the classroom of Class [-], Grade [-], Duan Yi seriously called his small group of three together for an emergency family meeting.

He, Jiang Wangshu, Hao Shanshan.

Although the family has become fragmented because of her father Duan Yi's cheating, Hao Shanshan's acceptance of new mothers is very high. Jiang Wangshu is used to being an abandoned wife—from Nanye to Sheng Yunze, it has become a habit.

Jiang Wangshu's inspirational quote: If life must force you, then put a trap on it.

Jiang Wangshu rubbed his chin and said exactly the same thing: "I think sister Qiao is right, don't underestimate yourself."

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Hao Shanshan sighed while knitting: "Dad, don't think about what other people say with your IQ. You should think about how to coax the new mother to give me a younger brother."

Duan Yi: "From the beginning, I wanted to ask, what is the bag in your hand?"

"Wool." Hao Shanshan shook the paper bag: "No. [-] High School's traditional repertoire. It is said that in December, I knit a scarf for my crush. If the other party accepts it, the lover will eventually get married."

Duan Yi wanted to ask: "What does the traditional repertoire of No. [-] Middle School have to do with our No. [-] Middle School?"

Hao Shanshan: "This year's cultural introduction, Hangzhou High School Life and Destiny Community knows, No. [-] Middle School became popular last year, and it's more popular this year."

Duan Yi reached the finish line: "Are you knitting a scarf? Girl, do you have a crush too?"

Hao Shanshan said embarrassedly: "Let me repeat it, I'll make a number and tell you later."

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Sheng Yunze was called away by the physics teacher. Duan Yi tried to harass him but failed, so he slept on the table for half an hour in the early morning self-study.

The tone of the students in the class who read English words as if they were dying is very suitable for hypnosis.

When he woke up, the class didn't know what was going on, and suddenly started booing "ohhhhhh".

Duan Yi was woken up, and when he woke up, he found that the object of the booing turned out to be himself.

There was a girl standing at the door, wearing the school uniform of the No. [-] Middle School, carrying a schoolbag, tied a ponytail, and rolled up her sleeves, with a creamy white arm exposed. She stood silently at the front door with her head bowed.

It looks good, otherwise it wouldn't cause such a big commotion.

The booing in the class was overwhelming, and she didn't show any expression.

Jiang Wangshu: "Damn, Duan Bao, you're so awesome, cheating in marriage, you"

Hao Shanshan: "Who is her father? Where did you find me a new mother?"

"What?" Duan Yi hadn't woken up yet.

Jiang Wangshu: "The girl said she came to look for you, with the school uniform in her hand, and said she would return it to you."

Duan Yi thought for a while, and finally found a memory, he had seen this girl, with Scar, the omega who was bullied that day.

Jiang Wangshu continued: "I think she looks familiar, pi, Shanbao, do you have any impression of her?"

"Is it the girl who often hangs out with Li Yuan recently..."

Duan Yi didn't hear the gossip behind the two.

He walked out of the seat in three or two steps, and the girl with the ponytail returned the school uniform to him, and her voice was also very soft: "I don't know your name, and it took me a long time to find you, so the clothes have been washed before I have time to return them." .”

Duan Yi took over the school uniform: "Oh, it's all right. Scar didn't bother you, did he?"

Omega shook her head and said nothing.

Duan Yi felt that he had nothing to say, so he waved his hand: "Alright then, I'm going back."

Omega suddenly said: "Senior—"

Duan Yi thought to himself: younger than me.

Omega whispered: "Be careful of the scar..."

Duan Yi was stunned for a moment: "Ah? Oh, what happened to him? Don't worry, he doesn't dare to retaliate against me, and he doesn't have the ability to retaliate against me."

Omega didn't say anything after listening, and left the class in silence.

Duan Yi stared at her back and felt a little weird, so he shook off his school uniform and put it on.

The omega pheromone was on the school uniform, and Duan Yi felt that it was not very good, and then he took off the school uniform he just put on like a crazy person.

As soon as he turned around, he saw Sheng Yunze - he had been standing at the front door for some time.

Duan Shift: "..."

With a cold face, Sheng Yunze let out a hehe: "Did you have a good chat?"

Duan Yi justified his words: "I think I have a chance to explain in 140 characters."

Sheng Yunze frowned: "Throw away the school uniform."

Is that girl crazy?

Sheng Yunze thought unhappily.

Deliberately put your pheromone on the school uniform?

If Duan Yi is really an alpha, isn't this a naked inducement?

Duan Yi didn't throw away his school uniform, he just stuffed it into his drawer and didn't wear it.

He didn't sleep well last night, and the class in the morning was all correcting the test papers, so Duan Yi simply slept on the table all morning.

In my dreams, I always smelled a faint omega pheromone, which was not his.

Sleeping groggyly at noon, she looked for Sheng Yunze: no one.

He complained in his heart: It's just a bit uncomfortable to fall in love with Xueba, and he can't see anyone all day long.

When Duan moved up, he took a few mouthfuls of food, and when he went back to the dormitory to sleep at night, Jiang Wangshu asked while soaking his feet: "Duan Zai, are you feeling unwell?"

Duan Yi: "No, I want to sleep, I'm asleep."

Jiang Wangshu: "Where did you go crazy on Sunday? You haven't woken up after sleeping all day."

Duan Yi yawned, lay on the bed, and touched his stamina.

Blockers seal all the pheromones in the body.

Duan Yi felt a tingling pain in his glands, so he sprayed it again before going to bed.

He thought in a daze: There is still some time before the next estrus, I should not be so unlucky.

The author has something to say: you are so unlucky [pushing glasses