Why is this Alpha like that?

"To the Herald of Saints, I have made a mistake in thought, word and deed. For my mistake, for my negligence, for my worst crime, I hereby pray to God Jesus, Amen..."

Duan Yi lay peacefully on the bed, folded his hands together and placed them on his chest.

"Tell Lao Ban that I walked away peacefully with a smile on my face."

"Are you going to study at night!" Jiang Wangshu laughed angrily at Duan Yi's appearance: "Get out of bed for me!"

Duan Yi sat up in shock as he was dying, and frantically hugged the bedpost: "I won't go! I won't go even if you kill me! Either you let go, or you take my body with you! Revolutionary martyrs are not even afraid of reactionary bayonets. Afraid that you are a Beta with no B number?!"

Jiang Wangshu tugged at him vigorously: "Damn you—you know that revolutionary martyrs are not even afraid of reactionary bayonets, so you are still afraid of Sheng Yunze!"

Duan Yi: "Revolutionary martyrs didn't fucking steal Sheng Yunze's underwear!" He added: "And got caught fucking! I'm dead!"

He slams on the bed.

A series of "fuck" made Duan move dizzy.

He sat up dry-mouthed: "Pour me a glass of water."

Jiang Wangshu: "Aren't you dead?"

Duan Yi: "Death from thirst is considered death. If you don't pour it for me, I will really die."

Jiang Wangshu told him, "You really don't want to go to evening self-study?"

Duan Yi: "I won't go, I have no face to see Sheng Yunze, it's too embarrassing."

Jiang Wangshu hesitated and said: "Okay, although you are a bit weird today. I took your kettle away, remember to go to the water room to carry the kettle at night."

Duan Yi waved his hand: "Kneel down, I'm tired."

Half an hour later, Duan Yi turned over from the heat.

He got dressed, opened the door, and sneaked down from the third floor, looking for Sheng Yunze's short sleeves with the flashlight of his mobile phone.

The embarrassing scene in the afternoon was too horrible to bear to look back on, Duan Yiya prayed sourly: Sheng Yunze had better be busy going to class and not have time to pick up his short sleeves.

After walking around for a while, Duan Yi's eyes lit up, and he smelled the faint smell of frost and snow, which made his heart feel cold and his heart soared.

He rummaged around in the grass for a while, and finally found Sheng Yunze's short sleeve.

Duan Yi burst into tears, quickly took a deep breath, and said with emotion: I really look like a pervert now.

Sheng Yunze's short sleeves were washed very clean, except for the frosty pheromone, there was only the lavender smell of Jinfang laundry detergent.

Duan Yishuang's pores were opened, and his pheromones stabilized.So he quickly stuffed his short sleeves into his arms and ran back to the dormitory from the grass.

After he combines with Sheng Yunze, he needs Sheng Yunze's pheromone to appease him, otherwise he will easily lose control of his emotions.In another world, Sheng Yunze is inseparable from him, but in the real world, Duan Yi has nothing to do with Sheng Yunze, even in Sheng Yunze's eyes, he is likely to become a pervert with a twisted mind——Thinking of this, Duan Yi He covered his face deeply.

Not to mention not leaving even an inch, even if he got closer, Sheng Yunze could kill him with his cold eyes.

Fuck, widow, I...

Duan Yi dug out the scissors from the drawer, intending to cut Sheng Yunze's short sleeves into pieces and bring them to school every day.

He comforted himself that he wasn't considered a pervert, girls also wore pieces of... aunt's scarves to school.

The short sleeves and the aunt's towel are both white, and my sister and I are for physical needs, there is no difference.

I am just about to cut it, and I will finish my self-study in the evening.

The whole dormitory building boiled like boiling water. Running, fighting, shoving, laughing and screaming, every sound reminded Duan Yi that he had indeed returned to the real world.

And it has nothing to do with Sheng Yunze.

"boom!"

The door of the dormitory was knocked loudly, Jiang Wangshu took off his clothes while taking off his shoes: "Today I take a shower for the first time, no one can snatch me away!"

There are four people in the international building. There is a public bathroom between the two dormitories. There are four showers and four toilets. Eight people rush to take a bath.

While speaking, Jiang Wangshu stripped himself completely off, and Duan Yi's eyes were so hot that he wanted to die: "Can you be more civilized?"

Jiang Wangshu: "What are men afraid of!"

He picked up the Pleasant Goat pink washbasin and rushed into the bathroom, bursting out the swan song of historians: "Fuck! Brothers are running so fast, why can't they catch up? You guys didn't go to late self-study!"

The male student who grabbed the faucet first in the dormitory next door laughed.

The sound of water, the sound of discussion, the loud voice of the dormitory auntie, the students scurrying around in the dormitory wrapped in a towel, and the sound of the hair dryer in the corridor are mixed together, staged an ordinary night in an ordinary male dormitory.

The flat-headed brother from 306 yelled in a broken voice, "Which one of you stole Sheng Yunze's short sleeves, tell me the truth!"

Duan Yi was startled when he heard the voice in the dormitory, so he comforted him: Take it easy, I won't find you.

And how can you call stealing your husband's things? This is the joint property of husband and wife!

The yelling from dormitory 305: "Screw head, you fucking yell at the Omega dormitory opposite, who here is wearing Sheng Yunze's short sleeves?"

Not to be outdone, Pingtou yelled back: "Damn it, all of you are so hungry that you can hit A, let me tell you, I'm still counting on Sheng Dashen for my homework this semester, so be honest and hand it over to me!"

As he spoke, he searched the dormitories one by one. When he found Duan Yi, Jiang Wangshu stopped him after taking a shower: "Why? Do you have a search warrant? Do you know whose territory is here?"

Flat head flinched.

Jiang Wangshu took advantage of his power, and said in a twitch: "You know that Duan Yi is in there, what's the matter, you haven't been beaten by him this semester, and you feel itchy? Are you rushing to look for it?"

Pingtou coughed dryly: "Brother Jiang, you can't say that. Every piece of land under our feet is an inseparable part of the People's Republic of China. Why is your brother Duan still engaged in ethnic division? The land of your Kuomintang is also the people's. land!"

Jiang Wangshu: "Get out!"

Duan Yi saw that Jiang Wangshu was blocking the door, and he couldn't get in for a while, so he stuffed Sheng Yunze's short sleeves under the pillow.

He deeply cast aside his wretchedness, and at the same time beat him to death.

——This is Duan Yi's way of life: admit mistakes in time and never change.

After hiding the short sleeves, Duan Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to get out of bed, when suddenly, a cold, mechanical voice came out of his mind:

"choose:"

"A: I rushed to Sheng Yunze's dormitory to express regret for his lost short sleeves, and promised to take him to buy a new one tomorrow."

"B: Return Sheng Yunze's short sleeves back, and cry bitterly, 'My husband, I was wrong! Dare to do it next time!'"

"C: Say to Pingtou, 'I stole the short sleeves, not only do I want to steal Sheng Yunze's short sleeves, I also want to steal his~heart~Jiaomi~'"

"What the hell?" Duan Yi frowned.

The cold voice continued: "A 15-second countdown, if you don't make a choice after the time is up, you will choose A by default."

Duan Yi knocked on the bed downstairs: "Hey, did you hear anything?"

The two downstairs said: "I didn't hear that, what's the matter, Brother Duan?"

In my mind, the 15-second countdown sounds very clear.

"Fourteen, thirteen, twelve..."

Duan Yi was convinced that he couldn't hear wrong, it was clearly someone talking.

But after asking several people, they all said they didn't hear it, so he asked Jiang Wangshu again: "Jiang Wangshu, did you hear a voice? The man spoke coldly and was a bit cheap."

Jiang Wangshu: "No, you've been asking a lot, is it the sequelae of a car accident? I heard people say that auditory hallucinations will occur when you hit your head."

He turned his head to Pingtou: "Fuck! I told you who the hell would steal Sheng Yunze's short sleeves, you must be poisonous! Come to find fault, you don't know what Duan Yi has to do with Sheng Yunze, that's Liang Shanbo and Ma Wencai! Have you ever seen Liang Shanbo steal Ma Wencai's short sleeves! Why don't you spread rumors about Duan Yi stealing Sheng Yunze's underwear?"

Duan Yi heard the countdown numbers getting smaller and smaller in his mind: "Four, three..."

He shook his head: "It's an illusion, it's really an auditory hallucination."

"one."

In the next second, Duan Yi suddenly found that his hands and feet were out of his control.

He jumped off the bed in horror, then maintained a horrified expression, and rushed to the door with lightning speed, knocking Jiang Wangshu and Pingtou away.

The two each said "fuck".

Jiang Wangshu looked at Duan Yi's back like a gust of wind: "Why are you running so fast, are you rushing to reincarnate?"

Pingtou: "Hey, your Brother Duan's route seems to be heading towards our dormitory."

Duan Yi: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

Seeing that his legs were not in use, he kicked open the door of Sheng Yunze's bedroom.

The two looked at each other unexpectedly.

Sheng Yunze just took a shower, took a new short sleeve in his hand, and looked at him calmly: --.

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Step by step, he walked up to Sheng Yunze uncontrollably.

Duan Yi: No no no no no no no no...

Sheng Yunze looked at him expressionlessly.

Duan Yi stared at Sheng Yunze with a distorted expression.

After a while, Sheng Yunze said indifferently: "What are you doing?"

Duan Yi heard the instruction voice in his head: "Say!"

Say, say what?

Instruction tone: "The five-second countdown starts now. If option A is not completed after the time expires, option B will be automatically selected."

B, option B?

What is option B?

——B: Return Sheng Yunze's short sleeves back, and cry bitterly, 'Husband, I was wrong!Dare next time! '

Fuck!

Fuck!

I fucked Sheng Yunze's ancestors!

Duan Yi broke down and shouted: "Choose AAAAAAAAAAA!!! I'll buy it for you!"

Everyone in Sheng Yunze's dormitory was startled by Duan Yi's appearance, and now they were startled by his howling.

Everyone watched the two big men staring at each other, not daring to show their anger.

Duan Yi swallowed his saliva and found that he could move.

Control of the body comes back to oneself.

Sheng Yunze frowned: "What are you buying?"

Duan Yi said in a daze, "I'll buy..."

His gaze fell behind Sheng Yunze, and he saw the stunned roommate who was only wearing a pair of underpants.

How to do?

How to deal with it?

In the blink of an eye, Duan Yi resolutely held his roommate's hand and shook it twice: "...what you can buy, what you can't buy is the friendship of classmates!"

roommate:?

Duan Yi took roommate 2's hand: "... what you can't buy is the time of youth!"

Roommate 2:?

Duan Yi's eyes were deep, and his compose became more and more fluent: "Time is always too short, time is always too long, life is always about love, there are always too many things to talk about in the three years of high school, countless beautiful moments that have been condensed by classmates for several years In the short year of the third year of high school, we came from all corners of the country, became classmates, and became a family. It is not easy, but it is also a fate! "

"So—" Duan Yi said with firm eyes: "I'm here to announce a news. I plan to buy 3000 yuan of snacks for everyone at the class meeting tomorrow. Everyone can eat and drink as much as they want! Okay! "

As soon as the voice fell, there was a burst of applause in the corridor.

Hangzhou No. [-] Middle School allocates dormitories according to class, that is to say, the male students in this corridor are all from Class [-], Senior [-].

School has just started, classes have just been divided, and everyone is unfamiliar with each other, and a class meeting is just needed.

Hearing that Duan Yi, a rich second generation, was willing to spend his money to treat everyone to dinner at the class meeting, he was instantly moved to tears.

At the same time, he ignored his weird behavior just now.

Jiang Wangshu dragged Duan Yi out from the crowd of boys, and looked at Duan Yi as if looking at an alien: "Are you crazy?"

The instruction sound in Duan Yi's mind disappeared, and he swallowed: "I also think I'm crazy. Is there any sequelae from my car accident? I have to see a psychiatrist on the weekend."