Why is this Alpha like that?

"I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake!" Duan Yi stood up straight and looked around quickly.

Jiang Wangshu gave a thumbs up: "It's amazing, you can fall asleep standing up, do you know what it's like when Lao He asked you to go up to read the review and found you fell asleep downstairs?"

Duan Yi yawned: "Think I've practiced a supernatural skill?"

Jiang Wangshu sighed and shook his head: "I think you are hopeless, you are finished, and the mud can't support the wall. Next week, you must add in the criticism report that you will sleep standing up in the morning."

Duan Yi's great achievements are too many, so he dismisses them.

He glanced at the position just now in bewilderment, thinking: How can I remember who I slept against?

The morning meeting was over, and Duan Yi hurriedly started copying homework.

At this time, Duan Yi was so grateful to himself who had chosen to study science. He copied a few options and numbers in one go. As for the big questions, he didn't write at all.He only has problems if he writes it, and no teacher will think that Duan Yijie has a big problem.

——At the same time, I also want to thank Dad Xiaoduan.

The reason why he can still stay in Class 70.00 of the third year with such poor grades is entirely because [-]% of the funding for Hangzhou No. [-] Middle School comes from Duan Yi's father.

The life of the rich is so self-willed, boring, and boring.

After copying, Jiang Wangshu took back his homework and expressed the same emotion: "Fortunately, I didn't choose liberal arts. I didn't even have time to copy homework for liberal arts. I can copy Ascension with one course. I'm talking about politics."

Duan Yi had to catch up on sleep after copying. Jiang Wangshu bumped into him: "Why do you sleep all day long, Comrade Xiao Duan, there are less than 200 days left before the college entrance examination! Don't you feel nervous?"

Duan Yi: "The ones who should be nervous should be Xiao Duan's mother and Xiao Duan's father. Xiao Duan is not nervous, but Xiao Duan wants to sleep."

While talking, Xiao Duan took out the blanket from the drawer, then wrapped himself tightly, put on the blindfold and slumped on the table.

Jiang Wangshu: "You have all the equipment for school."

Duan Yi gave a soft "hmm", and there were four large characters written on the blindfold: Pretty boy sleeps first.

When he lay down, half of the blanket landed on the ground, revealing the blue and white school uniform on his back, with five large characters written in black pen: advertising space for rent.

There are also many rows of small characters below. The ugly handwriting has its own advantages and disadvantages. There are colorful pens of any color: Jiang Wangshucheng, Class 189, Grade 125, is looking for a girlfriend, phone number [-]xxxxxxxx, Xiaole Game Power Leveling Package, Teaching Package, three-day full-level Jiawei [-]xxxx , copying homework on behalf of the takeaway to occupy the location contact information, looking up to the sky and shouting "Hao Shanshan" three times, beautiful Martian text ぺEveryone will have a cowardly time ぺ, just > learn to hide, you can't see//...

The last line is very old, probably written by the first year of high school, and the handwriting is a little faded.

Yu Wenshu, the Chinese teacher, said, "Don't sleep, don't sleep, they are all up for class. Who is the student on duty? You don't wipe the blackboard even after class, class representative, come up and wipe the blackboard, write silently before class, last night's I've carried it all."

Yin Xing took a wet rag and wiped it perfunctorily.

Dozens of students in the audience buried their heads in an instant, as if everyone was studying the textbook painstakingly.

Yu Wenshu sneered, and put his hands behind his back: "I will call those students who bow their heads specially! I will call anyone who bows their heads."

Jiang Wangshu raised his head instantly, and Yu Wenshu said, "Jiang Wang—Duan Yi, come up and write silently for me."

He called Jiang Wangshu first, and halfway through calling his name, he immediately changed his mind when he saw Duan Yi sleeping in the dark.

Jiang Wangshu clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, Miss Duan, you really saved a life today than built a seven-level pagoda."

Yu Wenshu raised his head slightly: "Call him up."

Jiang Wangshu pushed Duanyi: "Little boy, don't fall asleep, hey!"

It's useless for half a day.

Jiang Wangshu took a deep breath and whispered in Duan Yi's ear, "get out of class is over."

Duan Yi woke up in an instant, conditioned to stand up and walk to the back door, and turned off the lights in the classroom with a sense of civic-mindedness.

The whole class was silent: ...

Yu Wenshu couldn't laugh or cry: "Where are you Duan Yi, come up and write silently!"

Duan Yi was dumbfounded, with a cute expression on his face, and the girls in the class instantly turned into mom fans and gasped.

He said, "Huh?"

Duan Yi's eyes fell on Jiang Wangshu, and Jiang Wangshu used his textbook to cover himself.

Yu Wenshu scanned around, and called his name again: "Sheng Yunze, come up."

"Oh——" Jiang Wangshu took the lead in booing, "Teacher Yuwen is really good at pointing."

Immediately thereafter, the class screamed "Oh oh oh" strangely, moved Duan to the dead, and kicked Jiang Wangshu's desk violently: "Oh, you big-headed ghost!"

Ever since he and Sheng Yunze were caught by Lao He for interlocking their fingers, all the classmates in the class looked at them with colored glasses.

Sheng Yunze didn't seem to be affected by the booing, and walked towards the podium without changing his face.

Duan Yi just woke up, his eyes were sleepy, he didn't recite a sentence of what he wrote silently, and he didn't even know what he wrote silently.

The first half of the sentence has already been written on the blackboard.

In order to prevent Duan Yi, an insidious and despicable villain from plagiarizing, he and Sheng Yunze wrote different sentences silently.

Segment shifted:

Green is taken from blue, and green is from blue.

A teacher does not have to be better than a disciple, and a disciple does not have to be inferior to a teacher.

Facing the blue sky, _______________?Zhuangzi made such a sound.

Sheng Yunze's:

World-renowned without persuasion:

teacher, so:

In ancient poems and essays, there are many famous sentences that express emotions by describing "wind and rain", including __________.

The rest of the students silently wrote the whole article on Xunzi's exhortation to study.

Sheng Yunze quickly gave the answer perfectly, but he didn't leave.

Standing on the podium, Duan Yi scratched his head and frequently made secret signs with Hao Shanshan. Hao Shanshan mouth-shaped wildly and was caught by Yu Wenshu.

"If you tell him again, I will deduct points from you."

Hao Shanshan fell silent immediately.

Duan Yi can't rely on others, only on himself.

His gaze was like a torch, and he swiped his pen like a god. After writing on the podium, he threw the chalk tip away and walked down the podium without looking back.

——Real men never look back at exam papers.

I saw him write:

Green is taken from blue, and green is from blue.

"really."

A teacher does not have to be better than a disciple, and a disciple does not have to be inferior to a teacher.

"really."

Facing the blue sky, I slowly shot a ?Zhuangzi made such a sound.

The hilarious laughter from Class [-] of Senior Three overturned the roof.

Yu Wenshu gave him a big X and asked him to write it again, but Duan Yizhong couldn't write anything, so he could only add one before each "really": "One thing, one point."

Duan Yi was honored to be forced to stand in the corridor by Yu Wenshu, who was furious.

His lonely back was deeply imprinted in the eyes of his classmates, and Duan Yi thought to himself angrily: Anyway, he will come out and stand for punishment, so why do I have to write silently? Do you follow the process?Just let me stand in the corridor!

Sheng Yunze's seat was by the window sill in the corridor, and Duan moved one step outside, right next to him.

He sneaked a glance at Sheng Yunze. The "School Flower" desk was like all senior high school students. The reference books were piled high.

Unlike Duan Yigou's desk, Sheng Yunze's test papers were neatly sandwiched together.

Duan Yi's test papers were written one by one and thrown away, and he dragged the small bench around to find someone to share the table as soon as class started.There were not a few decent test papers out of the hole in the table, and only half of the papers were left, and the remaining half was torn up to fold paper airplanes, and to pass notes in class.

"Hey, hello... Miss Sheng... Lao Sheng..."

Sheng Yunze's eyes were glued to the blackboard and he didn't bother to give him a glance, but he replied: "I'm younger than you."

"Okay, okay, Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng."

In fact, Sheng Yunze was only three months younger than him, he was born in June, Sheng Yunze was born in September, Virgo: the most difficult sign to deal with.

Duan Yi said quietly: "I didn't do it on purpose that night, I did have reasons."

He was talking about sneaking around and taking advantage of Sheng Yunze.

Of course, what he said was also very guilty.

Because after touching Sheng Yunze, his pheromones were indeed soothed.

Sheng Yunze was unhappy since the last time they fought together, and Duan Yi couldn't figure out why he was unhappy.

To be honest, he had been married to Sheng Yunze for more than ten years, but he didn't really see through this person.

And back in real life, his memory of Sheng Yunze in the parallel world became more and more vague, and he couldn't figure out who was the real him for a while.

Duan Yi told Sheng Yunze that there was an insidious and perverted system in his body manipulating him, that he wouldn't come out at ordinary times, and would act as a demon at critical moments, Sheng Yunze didn't believe it.

If he said it a second time, Sheng Yunze would probably call the police and arrest him.

Moreover, the rules of this system's launch were not clear, and it did not cause any substantial harm to him for the time being, so he passed it by and quickly regarded it as a trivial matter.

Yu Wenshu stopped the lecture and warned him: "Duan Yi, if you don't learn by yourself, don't delay other people's entrance exams at Tsinghua University and Peking University. Stand face-to-face for me."

Duan Yixin was unwilling to turn around, and complained in a drawn-out voice: "I'm standing————"

As soon as Yu Wenshu turned his head, Duan Yi immediately went to harass Sheng Yunze again: "Tuan Zuo Tuan Zuo, please take care of me, I sincerely apologize to you."

Sheng Yunze raised his eyebrows.

Duan Yi blinked cutely.

"If you really want to apologize, then stop bothering me and spend all your brain capacity on your studies. I'm afraid your IQ will be lowered by you." Sheng Yunze criticized mercilessly.

Duan Yi lay on the window sill: "Not everyone is as smart as you. I just don't like to learn, and I can't learn it, and I can't understand it."

Sheng Yunze was sincere when he heard what he said.

The main reason is that Duan Yi looks too much like a puppy when lying on his stomach, Sheng Yunze ignores him, his dog's tail is stumped and he can't shake it.

So Sheng Yunze spread out the reference book, although he didn't look at him, his tone was unprecedentedly gentle: "If you want to learn, why can't you learn it? If you don't understand anything, you can ask me, although teaching you will shorten your life—"

He turned his head, and there was no one outside the window sill.

"Hahahahaha really? Why don't you take me there, I haven't been there yet."

Duan Yi didn't know when he moved to the gate of the second class, and had a heated fight with others.

"Do you study by yourself? Do you have earphones? I was forced to stand and was kicked out. Basic operations. Can I make an appointment to play basketball in the afternoon? Do not eat or eat..."

He is very popular, and the poor students and bad guys in each class in a corridor are his buddies.

Duan Yi looked at Sheng Yunze, his eyes lit up, and he ran over: "Someone called me from the second class just now, what did you say, say it again?"

Sheng Yunze looked at him expressionlessly: "Duan Yi."

"Hmm, hmm?" Duan Yi listened attentively.

Sheng Yunze said indifferently: "You are really annoying."

Paragraph shift: =mouth=!

Sheng Yunze spoke bitterly: "Don't expect me to accept your apology for the rest of your life."

"I can't figure it out." Duan Yi rushed to the cafeteria, still breathing.

There was a long line in front of the milk tea shop, and he stood in the line and confessed: "Xiao Jiang, I have already apologized, why does your brother-in-law still hate me so much?"

Sheng Yunze's nickname was renewed during their discussion.

Jiang Wangshu stared at the milk tea eagerly: "Don't think too much, sister. Maybe brother-in-law just hates you as a psychopath."

Duan Yi: "Muay Thai warned you once, and I will withdraw this immediately."

Jiang Wangshu waved the meal card: "It's my turn, I'll talk about relationship issues later, eating is the biggest thing in the world!"

The most famous closed down milk tea shop in the canteen of Erzhong, "Huihuishang" milk tea shop, is in the process of closing down 360 days a year and is on the verge of collapse.

The unique industrial sweetener of its milk tea and low-quality milk powder have produced the unique taste of jasmine milk tea in No. [-] Middle School.

I drank it once and it was terrible.

But next time I will persevere to drink.

In the end, I tortured myself in an infinite loop, and was completely puaed by jasmine milk tea.

As a result, during lunch time, the queue at the milk tea shop is always the longest and the most difficult to line up.

Jiang Wangshu swiped his meal card, and the balance ran out.

Duan Yi bought a cup of milk tea, touched his pocket, but didn't bring the meal card.

Jiang Wangshu took a sip of "blind couplets" and shrugged his shoulders: "There is nothing I can do to help."

With a beep, Nanye Gang Duan Yi swiped: "Please drink."

Duan Yi complained: "Nothing to be courteous."

Nanye held a plate in his hand: "Where do you have lunch?"

Duan Yi waved: "Not in the cafeteria. Thanks, I will treat you next time."

Rip the straw apart as you go.

There were many people in the cafeteria, and Nanye was holding a plate, even if he wanted to talk to Duan Yi, he couldn't keep up with Duan Yi's pace.

He was instantly submerged in the crowd.

"What are you drinking?"

Just after leaving the cafeteria, he bumped into Sheng Yunze.

It's obviously not a reasonable behavior for him to come to eat slowly. The second middle school ran too slowly and couldn't beat the meal, and the only ones who came late were leftovers.

Duan Yi: "Why did you come to dinner so late?"

Sheng Yunze said coldly: "It's too early to see that you are playing in the cafeteria and the old love is unforgettable."

Duan Yi bit the straw, as if he had been caught cheating, and was embarrassed for a moment: "Oh, Nan Ye? I met by chance, don't get me wrong."

He thought: Why am I embarrassed.

Sheng Yunze frowned and stared at "Blind Jidui", "Is this thing drinkable? Humans will die if they drink it."

Duan Yi: "It tastes good, do you want to have a taste?"

Sheng Yunze had a poisonous tongue: "I don't want to die."

Duan Yi thought to himself: I still don’t want to be a widow?

Then I thought again: What is the difference between me and a widow now!

Duan Yi: "If you don't want to drink it, you don't want to drink it." He took the milk tea in one fell swoop: "I have no money in my card, and I bought it from Nanye. If you don't want to drink it, I don't want to give it to you, hehe."

He bit the straw and took a sip, making an intoxicated expression: "It's delicious!"

Then he used extremely naive and clumsy methods to provoke Sheng Yunze: "Do you want to drink? Do you want to drink?"

Sheng Yunze: ...

He suddenly bent over slightly, lowered his head, and bit the milk tea straw with Duan Yi's hand.

The pheromone as cold as frost and snow and the lavender smell of Jinfang laundry detergent on his body penetrated into Duan Yi's nasal cavity, making Duan Yi's legs weak instantly, and he was stunned.

--So close.

"Gulu Guru Guru Guru Guru Guru..." Sheng Yunze drank the milk tea expressionlessly.

When Duan Yi realized it, the milk tea was already empty.

Sheng Yunze raised his head meanly, his face paralyzed: "Ouch, it's unpalatable."

After thinking for a while, he added: "The milk tea your concubine bought is indeed poisonous, I can see that you are walking a tightrope for love."

Duan Yi came back to his senses, watching himself desperately queuing up to take a sip of milk tea:  …=mouth=fuck!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Duan Yi went crazy in an instant, and smashed his fists on Sheng Yunze's body: "Give me back my milk tea, give me my milk tea, give me my milk tea!!! You bastard, you bastard, you bastard!! I only took one sip!!!!"

Then he changed his attack and shook Sheng Yunze's shoulder wildly.

Sheng Yunze stopped him, "OK."

Duan Yi stopped moving instantly: "Huh?"

He didn't expect Sheng Yunze to suddenly agree to his unreasonable request.

According to the normal development, Sheng Xiaohua should give him a back view coldly.

Sheng Yunze did give him a back view, and added a sentence: "Pig, hurry up and follow me before I repent, or I won't buy it."

Duan Yi followed two steps ignorantly, his legs were weak and he couldn't walk, and he fell on the flat ground.

Sheng Yunze supported him steadily, and said condescendingly, "Pengci?"

Duan Yi jumped away in an instant, blushing: "No way! Buy it quickly, I have to get takeaway."

He reacted suddenly, blew his beard and stared and asked, "Why do you call me a pig?"

Sheng Yunze: "I have to drink a cup of milk tea after eating in the cafeteria, and I'm going to get takeaway later, what is it if it's not a pig?"

Duan Yi originally thought that he didn't eat much, but was reminded by Sheng Yunze—it seems like he really ate too much? !

He blushed and explained: "I didn't have breakfast..."

A little angry again: "Oh, I see, you like pork ribs."

Sheng Yunze didn't reply.

After a while, he suddenly said, "I like fleshy ones."

But the cafeteria was noisy, and the words were drowned in the hall.

Duan Yi didn't hear it at all.

The author has something to say:

Ex-husband: I like meat

Xiao Duan eats a lot = meaty = like Xiao Duan

Xiao Duan is not fat, but soft [Push Glasses