[Peerless Double Pride Fish Jade] Gu

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The whole chapter is greasy and crooked XD hard work Yingmei

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Just, the "brother Yu who works so hard, how dare you be a younger brother" "Your bones are so light, I don't have to work hard to hug you" are the dialogues in the original book...

Original!Go!have!of!

Yuyu's original novel also has a princess hug!

Who listened and didn't say that my cp is real? 55555

Jiang Yulang's eyes flickered. This man was dressed in sackcloth and had good martial arts. Since he was able to enter here, he must have some relationship with Wei Wuya.

He thought about some famous disciples under Wei Wuya's seat, and he clasped his fists and said with a smile, "Could it be that your Excellency is the hero Wei Maiyi who is widely rumored in the world as 'impermanence demands his life'? I have admired him for a long time."

Wei Maiyi was stunned.Jiang Yulang smiled even more respectfully, and said, "It's naturally easy for you to kill him, but it's just such a superficial method, isn't it too incompatible with your reputation?"

Wei Maiyi was dazed by him, and said in a low voice: "You..." Then he shook his head and shouted: "What are you going to do?"

Jiang Yulang smiled and said, "I came here looking for him, so I am also his enemy. He stole Your Excellency's sweetheart. If Your Excellency kills him right now, he will die too happily."

The tip of his tongue was slightly exposed, he licked the corners of his lips lightly, bloodlust flashed in his eyes: "Why don't you listen to me, you can chop off his hands and feet first, sprinkle salt on his wounds, torture them for ten or eight days, and then peel them off. Wouldn't it be better to take his skin and dig out his heart?..."

Wei Maiyi is not a timid person, on the contrary, he is a person in the world who is used to killing and making decisions, and he is actually sweating coldly.

This young man is actually the enemy of the boy on the tree, his appearance is as weak as a scholar, it is really unexpected that he has such a heart of femme fatale.

Xiao Yu'er's eyes widened, and he said loudly: "Jiang Yulang, didn't you say that Xiao Bie is better than a newlywed, why did you murder your husband as soon as you met?"

Jiang Yulang gave him a hard look, and said coldly, "Shut up."

Shut up and shut up.

Xiao Yu'er didn't stop doing anything, didn't say anything, but made a face at him.

Needless to say, what is it like to make faces while being hung upside down by a person, even though Jiang Yulang was angry, he couldn't help laughing.He could only force himself to suppress his smile, and said to Wei Maiyi: "This kid is noisy and talking nonsense, don't be fooled, you might as well cut his tongue first. Come, I'll hold him down for you."

Wei Maiyi was startled, not knowing whether to accept this "kindness".Just as he was hesitating, his eyes flashed suddenly, and the little fish that seemed to be caught by him just now fell from the tree with extreme agility and vigor.

In astonishment, Wei Maiyi retreated a few feet, and said in a daze, "You...how are you...what tricks are you playing?"

He remembered very clearly that he had clearly tapped Xiao Yu'er's key points with heavy techniques.The young man who just came here, who seemed like an enemy and a friend, didn't touch his body, could it be that there is still a way to relieve the acupuncture point?

Xiao Yuer looked at him and smiled: "Are you surprised? To tell you the truth, I don't have any tricks, but there is a kind of martial arts that has been extinct in the Jianghu for a long time, called 'moving acupoints Dafa'."

Of course, he learned this "point shifting method" from "Five Absolute Magical Skills", and he used it so well that he even fooled Jiang Yulang back then.

Wei Maiyi was shocked and said: "Then you... you just pretended not to move and was hung up by me... Could it be that you were just acting?" When he thought of the situation just now, his heart was frightened and his hands and feet were cold.

Xiao Yuer blinked and smiled, "What do you think?"

Wei Maiyi was anxious and annoyed, the short sword shook in the wind, and the blade pointed straight at it, revealing the coldness.It's a pity that before he made a move, Xiao Yu'er came to him like the wind.

Shocked, he stretched out his hand to block it, but the young man in front of him flicked gently like a flower brushing a willow, and his fingers had already reached the "Xuanji point" on his chest.Wei Maiyi suddenly felt his heart go numb, his whole body was weak, and he fell down.

He was in distress, only watched Xiao Yu'er smiling and knocking down the dagger in his hand, hitting several big acupuncture points on him, then he stood up and clapped his hands in satisfaction.

Jiang Yulang stood on the sidelines calmly, knowing it already.

He observed Wei Maiyi's spitting and walking, and he already understood that Xiao Yu'er could beat him a long time ago, but he just wanted to use this to attract himself.

He has been with him for so long, and he also understands his unconventional way of doing things, so he doesn't say anything, and uses his tricks, forcing Xiao Yu'er to jump off the tree.

Xiao Yu'er has come to Jiang Yulang like flying, with a slender figure and high spirits, he said with a smile, "You finally found me?"

Jiang Yulang looked at him now, and sneered, "I don't know who it is, I went to Wei Wuya's cave to fight alone, but I was beaten all over the floor looking for my teeth. If I didn't come to seek medical treatment, I would never bother to look for you in the next life! "

Xiao Yu'er knew he was wrong, and argued strongly: "I didn't know it was Wei Wu Ya's hole at that time, besides, I'm sure..."

Jiang Yulang said coldly: "Really? Little brother, how did you hear that someone was beaten and bruised, and when he was dying, he still didn't forget to smile at the stunning beauty?"

Xiao Yuer rolled his eyes, paused, and said, "Jiang Yulang, are you jealous?"

Jiang Yulang seemed to have been struck by a thunderbolt: "It's ridiculous, why should I be jealous? You go find your new lover, don't get in the way of my eyes, young master!"

Xiao Yu'er touched his chin with a smile, Jiang Yulang knocked his hand off, and he smiled unsatisfactorily: "But Mr. Jiang is my old friend, as the saying goes, a husband and wife for a night, a hundred days of kindness, how can I turn my back on you?" you?"

Jiang Yulang paused for a moment, his tone was aggrieved, and he said, "You're so careless... I'm afraid you're dead, and no one will collect your body..."

He originally thought that when the other party said to find Yan Nantian and the ten villains, they would never directly break into Wei Wuya's cave, and at most just search around.Besides, Lu Zhongyuan is still around, so he won't let him put himself in danger, who would have thought that this kid...

Xiao Yu'er sighed lightly.He always hated and loved this person, wishing he could get into his bones and keep him by his side all the time. "I won't be like this from now on, okay?"

Jiang Yulang kept silent, and suddenly threw himself into his arms, using the man's white skirt to suck away the moisture between his eyelashes.

Earlier when I returned to Anqing with Aunt Tie Ping, the Dajiang Mansion was in disarray and depression, and he was the only one left to take care of it carefully, buy attendants, and deal with visitors.Whenever he was lying on the bed exhausted physically and mentally, no matter when he fell asleep and woke up, he would always see Jiang Biehe's huge silent coffin in front of him.

It's hard to sleep peacefully, but I still have nightmares.When dreaming back in the middle of the night, sometimes it is a sad and bloody ghost seeking life, sometimes it is a child with no gap between father and son, and sometimes it is an overwhelming storm.When I woke up suddenly, my pillow was full of tears from my dreams.

Only then did he realize how important the lover's aura around him was, he tossed and turned, unable to sleep in the end.I often act as if nothing happened during the day, but in the middle of the night, I become ill with longing and become more and more haggard.

Xiao Yu'er caressed his back, and wrapped his arms around his thin and slender body.Why does he not know his poverty, and why is he not as good as his longing.But Jiang Yulang would never open his mouth to complain and complain like ordinary children, just a quiet and forbearing hug is enough.

He kissed the boy's temple.Since he is used to forbearance, let him speak.

"Jiang Yulang, I miss you."

Jiang Yulang raised his head and took the initiative to kiss Xiao Yuer's lips.

Xiao Yu'er is naturally happy to bear it.Tongue entanglement, emotional exchange, temperature fusion.When kissing, Jiang Yulang had to calm down the water in his eyes, and a sharp light flashed suddenly.

Martial arts practitioners have sensitive eyes and ears, so they can naturally detect the sound of human breathing that is different from wind and grass.

Behind Xiao Yu'er, the verdant forest, the corners of the white skirt flashed quickly.

Jiang Yulang closed his eyes slightly as if nothing had happened, put his arms around the man's neck willfully, opened his mouth slightly and kissed more intensely, his heart was as clear as a mirror.

Hmph, it doesn't matter if you are amazingly talented, young master, I am the winner.

Xiao Yu'er couldn't wait for nothing, and soon heard someone breathing disorderly in the bushes behind him.His thoughts raced, and he smiled for a moment.

In this forest garden, apart from the two of them and some of Wei Wuya's authorized disciples who freely entered and exited, only Su Ying remained.

If it was Wei Wuya's disciple, of course he would know how to restrain his breath.And such a disordered and obvious breath could only be issued by someone who does not know martial arts.

Well, just pretend you don't know anything.The little villain who is familiar with deceiving people in his arms is too cute to put it down, and he broke Su Ying's love, killing two birds with one stone.

It's not that he didn't care about Su Ying.The talented Shen Gu Xianghua is certainly attractive, but Xiao Yuer's definition of "lover" has been twisted in her head all her life into a face with delicate features, hidden swords in her smile, full of rebellious bones, slick teeth, all in all very exciting—— Jiang Yulang's appearance.

There is too much honey and nectar in the world, but the poison can only be tasted once, and when you close your eyes, it is all him.

The people in the woods couldn't bear it anymore, stomped their feet, covered their faces and ran away.

Jiang Yulang laughed secretly, and threw it away after using it without any morals, and was about to push the other party away.Xiao Yu'er had expected this earlier, and clasped him tightly with his backhand, and quickly seized the dominant position enthusiastically and forcefully, absorbing his little oxygen.

"Uh, you... woo..."

Facts have proved that Jiang Yulang once again lost to his poor lung capacity.

When his face was completely flushed and his eyes blurred, Xiao Yu'er let go of those already red and swollen lips.Jiang Yulang had no way of parrying, so he lay on his shoulders for a while without the strength to get up, half-closed his eyes and tried his best to calm down.

As long as Xiao Yu'er lowered his head slightly, he could see the white, tender and smooth skin on the back of Jiang Yulang's neck.He stretched out his hand and stroked the back of his neck like rubbing a cat. It felt great.

Jiang Yulang was so kissed that half of his body was so tender, he leaned softly in his lover's arms and panted slightly, not knowing when it would be.

This kid... has pretty good skills.

Xiao Yu'er took the opportunity to ask: "Miss me?"

Jiang Yulang came back to his senses quickly, and said with a smile, "I'm really sorry, my brother has been immersed in the gentleness of the charming flowers and beauties this month, so I don't have time to think about Brother Yu."

Xiao Yu'er made a gesture to pinch his chin and kiss him again, Jiang Yulang hastily stretched out his hand to block it, and confessed: "I've thought about it, I've thought about it, I've thought about it..."

Someone took advantage of the opportunity to peck lightly on that smooth and delicate palm, and was only satisfied when the other party retracted like an electric shock and the red tide surged again.

Jiang Yulang hurriedly turned his eyes away from him, when he heard grass rustling behind him.The two turned their heads, and it turned out that Wei Maiyi, whose acupuncture points had been tapped, was lying on the ground, struggling desperately.

It's over, how could I forget that there is still someone here!

No matter how thick-skinned Jiang Yulang was, he couldn't help but feel embarrassed, and blushed instantly.He stared at Wei Maiyi with wide eyes, and Wei Maiyi also stared at him.

Xiao Yuer was calm and composed, took Jiang Yulang's hand and walked over.Kneeling down, he patted Wei Maiyi's cheek lightly with the green dagger, and said with a smile, "What did you see?"

Wei Maiyi's accusing eyes made Jiang Yulang realize that his dumb acupoints were restrained and he had nothing to say, so he also squatted down, stretched out his hand and lightly patted his acupoints open.

Wei Maiyi still kept his mouth shut after his acupoints were unlocked, his eyes almost fell out of their sockets, as if he hadn't recovered from the shock and astonishment.

Jiang Yulang really came back to his senses very quickly, he was better at bluffing and killing people than Xiao Yuer.

There was a glimmer of seductive light in the young man's eyes, he gestured at Wei Maiyi's throat, and said with a smile: "Your Excellency, if you don't speak, I can only entertain you well."

Wei Maiyi was covered in cold sweat, remembering the "human/pig" Yunyun he said so clearly just now, he couldn't help but say: "I... I said, I didn't see anything just now!"

Xiao Yu'er was very satisfied, took back the dagger, and said with a smile: "Seeing that you are so alert, let's let you have a good sleep first, how about it?"

Wei Maiyi is also a smart person, he closed his eyes and listened consciously when he heard the words, and sure enough, he was pressed into the sleeping point in the next second.Before falling asleep, he was still thinking to himself, these two bastards who pretend to be sheep and eat tigers are really a good match.

Jiang Yulang kicked Wei Maiyi who was lying on the ground, without concealing the murderous intent in his eyes, he said sadly, "Just let him go like this?"

"Killing someone, isn't it more troublesome? Just sell Su Ying to save face." Wei Maiyi had a lot of affection for Su Ying during his conversation, and he must have tied him up to lure Su Ying out, so Xiao Yu'er was happy to pull away.

Jiang Yulang curled his lips, and said in an indifferent way: "You and her are really close."

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, he realized the inexplicable taste, and immediately added another sentence, trying to wipe it away: "But she saved you, you should repay it."

Before the words fell, he felt that the words were too deliberate, and he bit his lip in annoyance.

Xiao Yuer looked at him amusedly: "Jiang Yulang, you're jealous."

Jiang Yulang rolled his eyes at him, and said coldly, "I'm just pretending to be passionate."

Xiao Yu'er said unhurriedly, "You're angry because I spent so long with her alone, and you're so bitter because I said I'd betray her..."

Jiang Yulang's thoughts were stripped clean.He admitted bitterly, "Yes, I'm just jealous, then—"

Before he could finish speaking, Xiao Yu'er leaned over and gave him a resounding kiss on the left cheek:

"Boom."

Jiang Yulang was dumbfounded.

The stupid and stupid look of a person who has always been smart and quick-witted is also very cute. Taking advantage of his daze, Xiao Yu'er tilted her head and kissed him on the right cheek.

Jiang Yulang's heart beat faster inexplicably, he stared at the suddenly approaching person with wide eyes, and said in a stuttering voice, "You...you..."

Xiao Yu'er stretched out her hand to play with his broken hair, and whispered in his ear: "Su Ying is my benefactor, she is a smart beauty, but I still only like you."

Jiang Yulang didn't know whether it was annoyed or happy, but before he had time to pretend to be stupid, he was pushed lightly and leaned against the tree trunk.

"By the way, you look so cute when you're jealous."

When the two came back to their senses, Xiao Yu'er's hand had slipped into Jiang Yulang's clothes with malicious intentions.

Jiang Yulang blocked him out of breath, panting with a smile, "Wait, stop...you want to be here?"

Xiao Yu'er tilted his head and said, "Don't you want to?"

Jiang Yulang's eyes streamed, he giggled, blinked and said, "Stimulation is stimulation, but Su Ying and Wei Mai..."

The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, he lowered his voice, and softly tucked Xiao Yu'er's strand of hair back behind his ear, and said quietly: "It's better to go to a place where there is no one... huh?"

Jiang Yulang's eyes were ambiguous, and Xiao Yu'er understood.This is Su Ying's place, and it's outside, it's all for a moment of intimacy, it's not appropriate to use real swords and guns in the end.

He simply hugged Jiang Yulang, smiled and leaned over to bite his ear, and said, "Then let's go back."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Yu'er glanced at the big tree behind the two of them, which was surrounded by four people.

With this look of his, a laugh suddenly came from the lush and hazy treetops, and someone said loudly: "Hey, this is too boring, we are so happy to see it, why do you want to change your position?"

Jiang Yulang imagined countless times that he and Xiao Yuer would meet the villains together, and even rehearsed the lines in his mind half-truthfully, but now he just wants to find a way to get in.

He Jiang Yulang, the young master of a former Jiangnan hero, a romantic seed of a generation, was inseparable from his lover of the same sex, and was smashed by the elders of his lover's family!

Just thinking about it makes him want to kill the self who lost his mind/chaos/emotion/fascination just now.

Jiang Yulang was anxious and embarrassed, he kicked his legs, but Xiao Yu'er hugged him tightly and did not let go.He had no choice but to lean close to the other party's ear, and said in a hateful voice: "You...you put me down!"

When the words came out, even Jiang Yulang couldn't help showing embarrassment.The tone of this sentence is more like an eagerness to greet or refusal in bed than a decisive rebuttal, and the ending sound rises delicately, turning into a reverie-inducing voice.

Xiao Yu'er blinked, and rebuffed badly, and said with a smile, "I won't let you go."

Jiang Yulang's cheeks were flushed, and he squeezed out words between his teeth: "Brother Yu, who works so hard, how dare I be a younger brother."

Xiao Yu'er paid no attention to it, and even shook his arm easily, intentionally misinterpreting his meaning, and said with a smile: "It's okay, your bones are very light, it doesn't take much effort for me to hug you."

Jiang Yulang felt that he was being circled back, and before he could yell at him, he felt the person holding him deliberately lean forward viciously, as if he was about to throw him out.

His heart skipped a beat, he let out a soft exclamation, and subconsciously put his arms around his neck.

After realizing his actions, Jiang Yulang's face that had just faded from the heat was smudged red again.He gritted his teeth secretly, and buried his face on Xiao Yu'er's shoulder in despair.

Xiao Yu'er felt that the dishonest person in his arms stopped struggling, and then he smiled at the figures on the big tree with satisfaction: "I was just wondering when you will come out."

Jiang Yulang glanced back secretly, and almost died.This time, people were born with everything.

The people lined up in front of them were Li Dazui, Tu Jiaojiao, Hahaer and Bai Kaixin.

There were two other people beside him, one with a face like ice and a steel hook in his hands, and the other with a thin figure in black clothes, who must be "Blood Hand" Du Sha and "half-human, half-ghost" Yin Jiuyou.

Xiao Yu'er looked at his rare and embarrassing appearance and thought it was funny and cute, she couldn't help but turned her head, kissed that jade white earlobe lightly, and said: "Good boy, turn around."

Jiang Yulang's face was as hot as a fire, he clenched his teeth and said ruthlessly, "Put me down first!"

Xiao Yu'er watched with contentment that that fair and handsome face crept up to a blush, and put him down graciously.As soon as he landed, Jiang Yulang swept aside like a ghost, keeping away from Xiao Yu'er, lest he would sneak attack again.

The top ten villains are so embarrassing every time they appear.It was better last time, but this time I lost all face!

Xiao Yu'er was not angry when he saw him dodging, as a fox would bite if he was in a hurry.Du Jiaojiao giggled, rolled her eyes at Jiang Yulang, and said with a smile, "Hey, we meet again."

Xiao Yuer smiled at Jiang Yulang in surprise, and said, "Have you seen it?"

Jiang Yulang laughed dryly, "Yes, yes, haha, we met by chance."

Du Jiaojiao came slowly, took the stiff Jiang Yulang's hand, turned her head and smiled at Li Dazui and the others: "Look, Boss Du, Laojiu Yin, isn't this kid very good?"

Haha'er laughed loudly and said, "Haha, I didn't observe it before, but now I see it, it is indeed a good seed... Tsk tsk, she is so handsome and can talk, Xiao Yu'er, you really picked a good wife!"

Xiao Yuer glanced at Jiang Yulang, and said with a smile: "That's natural, my vision, uncle doesn't know?"

The veins on Jiang Yulang's forehead twitched and he took a deep breath.That's all, the other party has a lot of people, and those who know current affairs are heroes, so he can bear it for now.

The villains swarmed around Jiang Yulang, like a child who saw a fresh toy, and said in a hurry:

"Tsk tsk, this face, this waist and legs are so delicate and beautiful, at first glance, it is a disaster that attracts bees and butterflies, and the future generations are to be feared."

"Hey, don't look at the cuteness of this kid. Let me tell you, this kid is very promising. He has a bad stomach, and only Xiao Yu'er can cure him."

"Just now it seems that it is really enthusiastic and proactive, and it is very spicy. Xiao Yu'er is so lucky."

The villains surrounded him, criticizing him as if they were picking cabbage in a vegetable market.Du Jiaojiao looked at Jiang Yulang's face carefully, but Li Dazui went straight to pinch his shoulders, then touched his back, nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's not bad, it's just that it's a little thinner. good."

Jiang Yulang was terrified, lying half-dead on the chopping board and being mermaid, he turned around and glared fiercely at Xiao Yu'er, begging for help.Xiao Yu'er had been smiling and watching from the sidelines, but when he saw Li Dazui wanted to pinch Jiang Yulang's waist again, he couldn't sit still.

Du Jiaojiao turned her beautiful eyes, pressed Li Dazui's hand, giggled and said, "Oh, I'm so sorry, we all forgot and interrupted your good business. Look, Xiao Yu'er is going to be unhappy."

Xiao Yuer took this opportunity to pull Jiang Yulang back, and the fox huddled beside him pitifully, not daring to make any more mischief.

He smiled secretly in his heart, and said with a serious face: "Where is Aunt Tu, I originally wanted you to see him. How is it?"

Du Sha nodded slightly, without any fluctuation on his cold face, and said, "Yes."

Jiang Yulang turned his face from green to red, coughed dryly, and returned to his original appearance, saying: "Senior, I'm so sorry that I didn't pay respects to seniors before."

The villains laughed heartily, they wanted to embarrass Jiang Yulang by the way because the matter didn't work out, but seeing how embarrassing he was, their goal had been achieved.

Bai Kaixin smiled strangely and said: "Haha, you must not come and go from senior to senior, we people are all low bones, the more you respect us, the more uncomfortable you will be."

Li Dazui jumped up suddenly, and shouted: "It's over, it's over, I, Old Li, can't help it seeing this kid's skin and tender flesh, but there's no way Xiaoyuer wants me to eat his, I can't help it." Going crazy!"

Bai Kaixin also jumped up, and said loudly: "That's good, that's good. If you look at it any further, I, an old bachelor, will be so sweet that I feel uncomfortable all over. Why don't we go!"

As he spoke, he walked out as if flying.

Haha'er said with a smile: "My monk will make it easier for the little lovers, haha, if you don't leave, Xiaoyu'er will really die of anxiety!"

After saying that, his chubby body shrank and flicked like a rubber ball, and disappeared into the shade of the forest.

Yin Jiuyou said with a dark smile: "Boy, if you get tired of being a human being one day, you might as well come to me..."

Jiang Yulang smiled slightly, and said: "I have already died once, but the feeling was not pleasant, thank you for your kindness, senior."

Yin Jiuyou clapped his hands and said: "Then you and this person are really a couple, two villains, let's harm people well in this world... Fortunately, I am a ghost, otherwise I'm afraid I will fall into your hands..." Amid the laughter , the figure fluttered, already several feet away.

Du Sha was about to brush his clothes and leave, but suddenly he turned his head, looked at Xiao Yu'er and said, "Do you know where we can be found?"

Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "I know."

Du Sha said: "Okay!"

In the end, there was only one Tu Jiaojiao left.She giggled and approached slowly, took out something like lightning and stuffed it into Xiao Yu'er's hand, and said with a smile: "I'm just waiting for your happy event, remember to call me!"

She flitted out, leaving a series of charming smiles in the distance:

"Little fish, be careful. Sometimes even beautiful men can eat people, even their heads."