[Peerless Double Pride Fish Jade] Gu

Thinking of this, Xiao Yuer frowned.

He was thinking about some poisons that he found in Jiangbie Crane's secret room that day, and suddenly he heard a soft voice from outside: "This poison is not owned by Middle Earth, it is the 'Tianshan' Xue Po Jing!"

Xiao Yu'er's complexion changed, and he lost his voice: "Yes, that's it! Look at Zhao Quanhai and Li Feng when they were poisoned, didn't they look like they were frozen?"

He rushed out, and the woman in black had already floated up, and said from a distance: "I have written the prescription of the antidote on the table, if we delay these two people, we will not be able to save them!"

She sneered again, and said: "I don't think I'm a hero, but it turns out that it's just a nest!"

Immediately, people's voices exploded at the scene, Tie Wushuang suddenly changed color, and said, "Snow Soul Essence, it is this poison!"

Xiao Yu'er glanced at it, and there were indeed faint traces on the table where the woman sat, presumably she wrote on it by dipping in the wine.

He slammed open the screen door with a light kung fu, and chased the woman out of the door.The woman's figure is as fast as the wind, but Xiao Yu'er's lightness kung fu is even better, the distance between the two has gradually shortened.

At this moment, there were no pedestrians on the street, and the woman leaped out of the town, using the bushes outside the town to block her and dodge flexibly.Xiao Yu'er focused closely on the slim figure, and walked like flying, without falling in the slightest.

The evening wind blows, and it is another night by the river.The two had unknowingly come to the river bank that Xiao Yu'er was familiar with.

The woman in black suddenly stopped, and Xiao Yu'er also stopped a few feet behind her. After weighing it in her heart, she was convinced that this woman had at least ten years of martial arts foundation, and her lightness skill was vigorous and light. Yin Jiuyou is much inferior.

The woman in black giggled a few times and turned her head slowly.A pair of long and narrow phoenix eyes exposed above the masked black scarf shone brightly, and the woman said: "If you want to know who I am, you might as well wait until the one-month period between you and your little friend. When we meet here, I will catch up with you." Come."

Xiao Yu'er was secretly startled, this woman actually witnessed a conversation between him and Jiang Yulang.He wondered in his heart why he didn't realize it, but he forgot that at that time they were all excited with each other, how could they have such sensitive eyes and ears to listen to others across the river wind after being in agitated mood for a long time?

Xiao Yuer smiled and said: "It seems that you and I are acquaintances, so I will give you this face."

He calculated quickly in his mind, and he didn't guess the identity of this woman for a while.She seems to be middle-aged, but her voice is delicate and sweet, her skills are amazing, and her figure is elegant.

At this time, the woman in black had fled a few feet away, and said with a long laugh: "You really have the guts, brat! See you in the future!"

Xiao Yu'er didn't catch up, but sat on the ground, biting a blade of grass thoughtfully.He discarded all distractions, and finally thought of a person in the fog in his mind.

A most unlikely and most likely person.

The evening wind was gentle, and Xiao Yu'er lay down on the soft grass by the river bank.He touched the money earned in "Sihaichun" in his arms, and it was more than enough to stay in the inn for a few days, but at the moment he didn't want to go to the inn that was full of wine and meat.

That night he slept on the river bank.Using the grass as a mat, the sky as a quilt, and the stars as candles are exactly the style of countless knights throughout the ages, and Xiao Yu'er enjoys it very much.On the second day, Xiao Yuer walked into a small inn with high spirits, threw the silver in his hand at the counter, asked for a room at the end of the corridor, knocked on the counter, and asked the dozing inn with a smile. The guy said: "Is there any place here that recruits people to do odd jobs?"

The current strategy is to find a shelter first.

Seeing Yin Zi grinning from ear to ear, the store clerk said repeatedly: "The 'Qing Yu Tang' opened by Mr. Duan Duan in Hefei is recruiting staff for the management of the medicine hall. You can see it when you go out and turn right at the first intersection." .”

Xiao Yuer blinked and asked, "Who is that Hefei?"

Only then did the shopkeeper wake up, he glanced at him strangely, and said, "Sir, it must be the first time you've come here? Uncle Duan is a well-known chaebol in our area, and almost all the most profitable businesses in the Yangtze River area are taken over by him." Monopoly. The Qingyu Hall is in charge of his only daughter, and they call her 'Nv Meng Chang San Miss'."

Xiao Yu'er thought for a while, then suddenly smiled and said: "Nv Mengchang... It seems that the three girls in this period will not refuse talents."

He thanked the clerk with a smile, walked out of the inn, and followed the clerk's instructions, and he came to "Qingyutang", the largest medicine store in Anqing, northern Anhui.

In front of Qingyu Hall, there was a lot of traffic and people coming and going.Several spacious and brand-new carriages were parked in front of the gate, and many strong men were moving back and forth to carry the large bags of things on the carts, and there were only some medicinal materials on the left and right.

Ordinary people would almost be dazzled by the mixed aroma of these various herbs.But Xiao Yu'er is not comparable to ordinary people, he can distinguish the types of these medicinal materials by smelling them, and murmured: "The best ginseng, cinnamon bark..."

"You kid, what are you doing here!"

Xiao Yu'er turned around and saw a big man.He took a closer look, and found that although the big man had thick eyebrows and big eyes, he still had a bit of heroic beauty, with a high chest and a slender waist, he was actually a woman.

He rolled his eyes and said, "You are?"

The woman stared and said: "I am the owner of this medicine hall. If you are sensible, go further away, don't block the way of the car!"

Xiao Yu'er thought for a while, this must be the rumored Miss Duan San.He said bluntly: "I heard that your pharmacy is recruiting people, do you think I can do it?"

Miss Duan raised her eyebrows and said: "It's up to you? You don't seem to be an expert in medicinal materials, so go away!"

Xiao Yu'er said: "You are wrong, I am very good at medicinal materials."

He only glanced at the several carts full of medicinal materials but covered by black cloth, and said leisurely: "Ginseng, cinnamon, antlers, Wujiazi, snow lotus, tiger bones...is that so?"

He continued with a smile: "I just want to find a job for a living. As long as I have food and housing, I don't even need money. What do you think?"

Miss Duan San opened her clear eyes wide in surprise.She was stunned for a while, then took another puff of dry cigarette, slowly exhaled a choking smoke ring, turned around and walked into the Qingyu Hall.

Seeing that Xiao Yu'er was still standing there, she said loudly: "You haven't followed! From now on, you are a member of Qingyutang."

On this day, Xiao Yu'er woke up very early.

The sky slanted into the window, and he jumped up from the not-so-soft bed.Since he got a position in Qingyu Hall that day, he has settled down.

He was smart, well versed in medicine, and very agile in his hands and feet, so he soon got a position as a pharmacy manager.In this way, Xiao Yu'er only needs to check the medicine storehouse in the medicine storehouse every day, make prescriptions, and receive a lot of money regularly.

The third girl in that period also came here often, but ignored Xiao Yuer, if Xiao Yuer ignored her, she would come more frequently, and couldn't help but want to chat with him.Xiao Yu'er secretly smiled in his heart, he knew that although this big girl looked fierce and rough on the outside, she was kind and cheerful in nature.

After he left the inn, he went to the tailor shop to buy a decent set of sky blue brocade gowns, took a look in the mirror, and was quite satisfied.He was originally handsome and unparalleled, but after exercising outside, his figure has grown a lot, his figure is tall and slender, his eyebrows and eyes are extremely handsome, and he just stands there, and he is a young man with extraordinary charm.

Today is the one-month period between him, Jiang Yulang, and the woman in black.Although Xiao Yu'er never likes extravagance, he wants to dress beautifully and expensively to go to the appointment today, so that the little fox can't think how hard he is living, so that he can laugh at him slyly.

The sun moves and the stars move, and it is dusk in a blink of an eye.Xiao Yu'er rested in the room, using his internal energy to regulate his true energy by himself.He has been studying the cheats, and has made some progress in the past few days, but for some reason, he often feels tightness and pain in his chest, which seems to be a symptom of poisoning, but it is not very severe, so he uses the true energy in his body to comfort him.

Still turning around for a while, the thick internal force that is much more refined than before circulates around the body.He let out a long breath, and strode out the door.There was silence in the medicine hall, all the shop assistants had already rested.It's a good time for a secret date.

The little fish really slid out of the gate like a fish, onto the deserted street, and onto the windy and humid river bank.

The shore was deserted, and the long grass swayed in the wind.He sat on the ground very comfortably, looking far out, the river was like a belt, covering the undulating mountains, and in the dark night, a round of bright moon was behind the long clouds, dotted with stars, like fireflies.

Behind him came the subtle sound of the soles of delicately embroidered soft embroidered boots stepping on the soft grass.Xiao Yuer thought it was Jiang Yulang who came, jumped up, and happily turned around and said, "You..."

There was a sudden pause in the voice, Jiang Yulang disappeared, and in front of him was the woman in black that he had seen before.

She changed into a thin peach red shirt, and walked over slimly.The black scarf covering his face was gone, revealing a familiar face full of charm and beauty.

Xiao Yu'er already suspected it was her, because no one could imitate her demeanor and those charming eyes.But at this moment, when she really appeared, Xiao Yu'er still couldn't help being half astonished.

Who is this young woman in pink with a delicate oleander slantingly inserted into her temples, the "Fantasy" Xiao Mimi who was thrown into the underground palace by the two of them!

Xiao Mimi smiled sweetly: "It's me. Are you surprised? Do you really want to know why I came here?"

She didn't wait for Xiao Yu'er to answer, and continued: "After I woke up, I didn't dare to go back to swim, so I had to climb up the mountain along the exit you found, and went back to my palace to get some gold, silver and cloth. Come out. That place has been sealed off by me."

She rolled her eyes and said softly: "You guys are so cruel, you left me and ran away. Sigh, but I don't blame you, who made me hold this red thread with my own hands, so I have to reap the consequences..."

Xiao Yu'er frowned indistinctly, sat down again, folded his arms and said with a smile: "You should talk about business."

Xiao Mimi brushed her side hair, her face was cold.His eyes suddenly changed to distant and empty, and he said: "I came out this time, just to do one thing, I hope you can help me."

Xiao Yu'er said: "What's the matter?"

Xiao Mimi gritted her silver teeth tightly, her beautiful eyes were full of hatred, and she said word by word: "I want to kill someone!"

Xiao Yu'er wondered: "Killing people? Isn't this kind of thing you are most comfortable with? Why do you want my help?"

The enchanting woman who used to be charming and charming suddenly turned into a murderous Shura with crescent eyebrows.Xiao Mimi said bitterly: "The person I want to kill is difficult for me to do by myself, and I need your help. You know him, and you probably don't like him either."

Xiao Yuer blinked and said, "I know him? I know hundreds of people, I don't know which unlucky ghost you are talking about?"

Xiao Mimi looked at him and smiled, her voice was steady, her words were clear, like pearls falling on a jade plate, floating in the evening wind, she said slowly: "This man is Jiang Bie He."

Xiao Yu'er was really taken aback, and said blankly: "You want to kill Jiang Biehe?!"

Xiao Mimi said: "Jiang Biehe has a great reputation, and those who respect him in the world can trample me to death with one foot, so I asked you to help me with my advice. Do you know why I wanted to arrest Jiang Yulang back then? Do you think I Really fell in love with him?"

She smiled proudly and said, "Let me tell you, I have never been to London with him. The handsome man I have seen, the lover I have had, there are eight hundred if not one thousand. How could I fall in love with such a young boy like him?" ?”

She sneered, and said: "I found out that this kid's father is actually Jiang Biehe, so I raised him there, with the intention that one day I would catch the opportunity to come out of the arena again, let him lead the way, and use him as a bargaining chip to blackmail Jiang Biehe .”

Xiao Yu'er rubbed his chin, suddenly smiled and said, "Do you know what kind of person Jiang Biehe is..."

Xiao Mimi said: "That's right, I just realized not long ago that Jiang Yulang in my hand is not a bargaining chip that can completely control Jiang Biehe. He can even kill 'her', why...why can't he give up his son? "

She stared at the lights in the city from a distance, as if staring at Jiang Biehe fiercely, and said solemnly: "For him, his wife can remarry and his son can have another child, but his life weighs more than a thousand catties."

Xiao Yu'er's mind was racing, and his face remained calm: "Why should I promise you?"

"Because you hate him, he is responsible for Baotu's affairs. Although you are the only friend of the 'Top Ten Villains', you are also a shepherd dog in a fox's den. You are very keen on doing chivalry." Mimi Xiao She winked playfully at him, and said with a smile, "As long as you help me kill him, I will also give you the antidote for 'Love Gu'."

Xiao Yu'er raised her eyebrows and sighed: "You really lied to us that day."

Xiao Mimi pursed her red lips and said with a smile: "That's natural, of course I will lie to you at that time. Why, do you agree or not?"

Xiao Yu'er's bright eyes were calm, and he smiled and said, "Since you lied to me once, you may be lying to me now. Why should I trust you?"

Xiao Mimi was not upset, as if she had expected this earlier, she said with a charming smile: "It doesn't matter whether you believe me or not, it's just that one day you have become too poisoned, why not get rid of it now, so as to avoid long nights and dreams."

She turned her wonderful eyes, fixedly staring at Xiao Yu'er's face, with a half-smile:

"Or, are you really in love with him?"

"Jiang Xiaoyu—Master Jiang—"

She didn't finish her sentence.A clear and anxious cry was mixed with the panting sound of exhaustion after running quickly.Xiao Mimi's voice stopped immediately, and the two turned their heads at the same time.

A figure stumbled and ran along the river bank.She was dressed in a white light shirt, which was even brighter under the stars and moonlight, like a cloud, following the wind.

The silver moonlight shone on her face, that pale and beautiful face was Jiang Yue!

Jiang Yue had no martial arts at all, and his body was thin, so he was out of breath.She stood in front of the two of them, put her hands on her knees, managed to calm down and panted, and said intermittently: "Yu, Mr. Yu!"

Xiao Yu'er supported her, frowned and said, "Why is it you? Why didn't that kid come?"

Jiang Yue said: "Master, he was poisoned, and passed out twice from the pain. Master asked him where you were, but the young master refused to tell. The master and the playboy went out to find a doctor in the pharmacy, and the young master told me, son, you will meet tonight." Wait here, you want me...you want me to warn you, young master. The young master said, no matter what, you should not appear around these few days, young master, he has a way to relieve the poison..."

Xiao Mimi turned her head to look at Xiao Yu'er, giggled and said, "Look, what I just said..."

She paused, because Xiao Yu'er's expression was more terrifying than she had imagined.

Oh--

Xiao Mimi's phoenix eyes were flowing, and she gently pressed her bright red lips.She stretched the corners of her mouth and smiled meaningfully.

Jiang Yue took out a few small porcelain bottles from his pocket, and with trembling hands, the bottles rolled to the ground and twirled.

She suppressed her sobs and elaborated: "The young master asked me to give it to you. He told me to tell the young master that this medicine should not be taken too much. If you often rely on this medicine to suppress the toxin, it will be more serious one time." violent."

She burst into tears, gritted her silver teeth, and sobbed: "Both the young master and the young master are Jiang Yue's benefactors. I have no reason to ask the young master to go back and die. It's just that the young master's current situation is really too miserable, and I don't know..."

Before she finished speaking, Xiao Mimi felt the wind around her, she didn't need to turn her head, and sighed with a smile: "Little girl, get up. The little monster who said something wrong has already gone to find your young master, didn't you find it?"

Jiang Yue blinked her eyes that were as red as rabbits, and Xiao Yu'er had disappeared without a trace.She laughed through tears, and murmured: "I knew Mr. Yu would never abandon the young master..."

Xiao Mimi helped her stand up, and accidentally caught a glimpse of her face under the moonlight.

That little face was full of tears and a little bit of dust, and the pair of autumn pupils were filled with tears, like starlight falling into dew, which couldn't hide the charm of the delicate appearance that was first revealed.Jiang Yue raised her eyes in confusion, and looked at her.

Two beautiful women face each other.Xiao Mimi was suddenly struck by thunder, staggered back a step, stared at Jiang Yue firmly, and murmured: "How could it be... how could it be... no, it's impossible, it will never be like this!..."

Jiang Yue bit her lip, this very glamorous young woman gave her a sense of deja vu.However, she had been wandering with her mother for a long time, and she was absolutely sure that she had never seen such an impressive woman.

Jiang Yue withdrew his hand cautiously, and smiled politely: "Thank you, madam."

Xiao Mimi's flower-like lips became paler, and she completely lost her usual calm, calm and charming smile, which was almost the same as when she was frightened by the flood at that time.She looked straight at Jiang Yue, her eyes were burning with unquenchable hot flames, as if she wanted to burn a hole in the girl's frail body.

Xiao Mimi finally spoke, covered her trembling voice, and said softly: "Little girl, what's your name? I... My surname is Xiao. Where does your young master live? I will send you back."

Jiang Yue looked at this strange and kind young woman, finally bowed her knees and said with a smile: "My servant Jiang Yue, thank you Madam Xiao."

Xiao Yu'er skimmed over the roof tiles, and his nimble figure was lifted by the night wind, as light as nothing and as silent as a sound.

At this time, he was very grateful for his lightness skills, and flew towards Jiang Biehe's residence, thinking anxiously: "No wonder I feel a little strange today, it must be because Jiang Yulang has poisoned... Right! It must be Because it was suppressed by the medicine in Yihua Palace, not to mention that he himself has been infected with the 'love gu', the suppressed poison may have exploded. This kid actually has the heart to hide my whereabouts from Jiang Biehe, and he is enduring it... ...Isn't he the one who can't bear the pain the most?"

The medicine is three-point poisonous, and the elixir of Yihua Palace also has some side effects.The latent toxicity has been suppressed for a long time, and the "emotion Gu" in Jiang Yulang's body became completely disordered.

Xiao Yu'er's footsteps became more rapid and light, and in a short while, he had crawled on the roof tiles outside Jiangbe Crane's mansion.

There are only a few lights left in the mansion.He sneaked up on the eaves to observe for a while, and felt relieved, his figure rushed towards the rearmost room like a breeze.

Xiao Yu'er jumped lightly, and landed in the vegetation outside the window.

There was only Jiang Yulang in the room.

He stood by the newly added pear wood table in that room, looking at the steaming bowl of medicine on the table, he didn't know what he was thinking.

Jiang Yulang only casually put on a black robe over his snow-white jacket.The skin seems to be whiter than the middle clothes, and the extreme black and white contrast is really beautiful.Two groups of unusual blushes floated on his cheeks, and a pair of black jade eyes shone with luster, deep and cold.

He stretched out his hand to pick up the bowl of brown-black medicinal soup, as if he was about to drink it down.The uncontrollable trembling stopped him, Jiang Yulang staggered a little, his straight spine suddenly bowed slightly as if weak, and immediately raised his hand to cover his mouth to stop the dry cough, and the sick flush quickly rose to the base of his ears.When he let go, the lips and palms were astonishingly bright red, vividly vivid.

Jiang Yulang gritted his teeth, his face was calm, but his eyes were filled with melancholy and indigo grief and resentment that surged like a tide, and his eyes became a little blurred.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Yu'er was shocked, he didn't hesitate any longer, pushed open the window with all his strength, his clothes broke through the wind, and jumped in.

Jiang Yulang was about to exclaim, but the visitor tightly covered his mouth and said in a low voice, "It's me."

His body was relaxed, he looked sideways, and couldn't help frowning: "You...you are still here."

The moment Jiang Yulang saw Xiao Yu'er, his heart was filled with ups and downs, and he didn't know how he felt.Anxious, relieved, and happy, he was at a loss as to what to do.I'm afraid that the world is so big that no one can explain his feelings clearly.

He felt his throat was dry, picked up the white silk towel prepared on the table and wiped the scarlet from the corners of his mouth and palms: "What are you doing here, go away. Jiang Yue... I knew she was ignorant."

Xiao Yu'er strode over, took advantage of his height to look down at him, and said with a smile, "Do you want to drive me away so much?"

He stretched out his hand to wrap around the man's waist naturally.Jiang Yulang froze, the pain in his chest was boiling, he gritted his teeth and pushed him away, and said coldly: "The situation is unfavorable now, you should not stay here. Go quickly, so as not to hurt me. If you are found out, I can't do anything for you." absolve."

Xiao Yu'er raised his eyebrows, and was about to speak, when he suddenly heard a slightly familiar scent of warm medicine coming into his nose, and his eyes turned to the bowl of medicine in Jiang Yulang's hand.

Xiao Yu'er's eyes flickered, and he frowned: "What is this?"

"...Suppressing medicine." Jiang Yulang kept his expression still, his lips pressed together, his eyes dodging.

Xiao Yu'er snatched the medicine bowl with his hands, sniffed it at the tip of his nose to confirm, and said in disbelief, "What are you taking this thing for? Do you know it's a poisonous weed in Miaojiang?"

Jiang Yulang broke away from the arm that was holding him, reached out to reach for the medicine bowl in Xiao Yuer's hand, and said flatly, "It's none of your business."

Xiao Yu'er was so annoyed by his indifferent and calm reaction, he sneered and said, "Who taught you the stupid way of fighting poison with poison? Even if it is somewhat effective, do you know how big the side effects will be?" Big, naturally quite knowledgeable about medicine and toxicology. The poison of "Love Gu" is fierce and fierce, it must be suppressed by another kind of fierce poison to be freed for a while, but if two poisons enter the body, there will be endless troubles.

"It's none of my business? What should I do if you eat yourself to death?" He smiled instead of anger, put the medicine bowl on the table, forced him to hug him, and said with a smile: "And I'm already here Here, what do you want these for?"

Jiang Yulang blinked in confusion.The dull pain that had accumulated in the chest for many days dissipated quickly, but the pain of desire, dissatisfaction and depression that could not be vented came back again.

Before he could react, the back of his head was held firmly, and his lips were slightly warm.

Xiao Yuer kissed him.Jiang Yulang's lips were soft and tender as expected, making one want to take a bite.With those fickle red lips, how many young girls in Huaichun have they kissed?

Jiang Yulang shrank his eyes, subconsciously struggled violently, pushing and twisting the opponent's waist and shoulders unceremoniously.Xiao Yu'er doesn't care about this, but the arms around his waist tightened tightly, and he tilted his head and smiled lightly: "Don't make a sound, do you want them to see you and me like this?"

Jiang Yulang stared at him fiercely with wide eyes, his hands and feet softened by the kiss. He wanted to push his hand away, but gradually pulled him towards him unconsciously.

It's really...comfortable.

The chest pain slowly dissipated, and the limbs and bones seemed to be poured into a stream of heat, which was extremely comfortable.Both cheeks were burning like fire, red hot, but the relief of severe pain and dryness made Jiang Yulang almost sigh.

want more...

Jiang Yulang thought calmly, he is not an innocent young man, why should he be shy?Besides, they are both comfortable—at least they are comfortable, so why bother to be polite.

With this in mind, Jiang Yulang walked up to him with all his might.The lips and teeth were caught off guard, and he didn't know whether it was the reason of love or the turmoil in his heart, but he couldn't help but relax his jaw, allowing the soft tip of his tongue to protrude and invade, and at the same time, he provocatively brushed the man's lips with his soft tongue.

The kiss gradually fell into a stalemate.Rao is Jiang Yulang who is familiar with Fengyue, but he was also dazzled by this hot and wanton kiss.Facing the fiery enthusiasm, the cunning fox had no choice but to retreat step by step.Like a drowning man grabbing the last straw, he helplessly clutched Xiao Yu'er's clothes tightly.

In a cold life, love is strong at this time.

The instigator was very satisfied.Those cheeks that were always pale and eclipsed were unbelievably blushing, and in a moment, a large area of ​​light red glow dyed the jade white cheeks; the long eyelashes trembled like a young butterfly, and the round eyes with slightly narrow and long corners were gradually filled with water The fog gathers into sparkling water.

The mysterious ice is just melting, the spring buds are about to bloom, the evening stars are hanging, and the bright moon is round.Always thrilling Fangmei.

It wasn't until the other party seemed to be out of breath and pushed him lightly, that Xiao Yu'er bit the soft lips lightly, and let go of him with unfulfilled desire.

While relaxing in his arms, Jiang Yulang suddenly reacted, pushed him away and took a few steps back, turning his face sideways but couldn't hide the blush on his cheeks.For a while, the two were in a state of confusion, and the room was silent.

At this time, there was a faint sound outside the door.Jiang Yulang suddenly raised his head, exchanged a glance with Xiao Yu'er, and said in a low voice, "Hurry up, I'm afraid they will come. You and I... see you someday."

"They" and "you and me".Xiao Yu'er thought about these two words secretly in his heart, and knew that the situation was urgent, so he retreated to the window, turned his head and smiled at Jiang Yulang, and quickly bumped into it and flew away.

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In the next chapter, a certain fish realizes feelings...

I hope this chapter can pass the review, after all, I didn't write anything below the neck, amen