It must be my posture in the book is wrong

Despite the 38-style violent beating of children in his heart, Shi Luren started to pack up his belongings and prepare to move with a bitter face.What?Would rather die than obey?Hehe, young man, your idea is very creative, how about cleaning the toilet like me (ノ-)ノ

After searching for a long time, Shi Luren only found a replacement servant uniform and a brocade box with three layers inside and three layers outside.As for what's inside the brocade box, it must be top-quality exercises & top-quality spirit stones & top-quality girls (?) or something!Thinking that Shi Luren is the father of this world after all, even if there is a little mistake in the process of transmigrating, it is just a change of body to cheat all the way.

... If you want to use a four-character idiom to describe Shi Luren before opening the brocade box, it is: gather!Cool fly!If you want to use a four-character idiom to describe Shi Luren after opening the brocade box, it would be: Oops, I'm together...

Damn it!It must have been able to penetrate into this body because there was a brain-dead fan terminator living in this body before!Must be!Who would have bound his diary of an idiot fan so solemnly into a book and even drew a little lace!Who would keep his fan diary so carefully and write on the last page that anyone who steals it will die!The above parallel sentence is to highlight Shi Luren's inner feelings, not to make up words by unscrupulous authors...

Such an anti-human thing should hurry up and destroy the corpse... Just when Shi Luren was rubbing his hands and wanted to tear up the diary of the brain-dead fan, the diary in his hand suddenly flew out of the house uncontrollably !Could it be that this diary has other magical powers? !Is it Shi Luren's chance? !Chances are you fly slowly!

Shi Luren, who ran out of the room and saw "Opportunity" flying into Long Aotian's hands: ... I knew it was this brat who did it!He didn't run out just to chase opportunities!I feel like I'm going to cry stupidly (_)

Long Ao watched Shi Luren, who rushed out of the room, raised the diary in his hand, then flipped to a page at random, cleared his throat, and said, "I'm so happy, I was assigned to clean the toilet." ~In this way, people can start serving the monks from the subtleties~ They will definitely wash the toilets deliciously~ Don’t worry about the monks having no clean toilets anymore~ Also, today I met a very handsome man As for the monk, I don’t know if he has noticed me? But he is as noble as a white lotus, how could he notice me who is low in the dust?”

Shi Luren, who fell into the dust: (_) Bear, you can read it as soon as you read it, and please look at me with that kind of pity after you finish reading it. This diary has nothing to do with me (_)

Long Aotian walked up to Shi Luren, and put the diary in Shi Luren's hands with a serious face: "You put this away, and from today on, read a paragraph before I go to bed every day. Before the establishment of the foundation and bigu, I will clean all the toilets for you." After that, Long Aotian took a few steps back, saw Shi Luren frowned, and took out a lock from the storage... Baifu lock Pill, and then beckoned to Shi Luren, "Come here, squat down."

Having harvested a lot of toilet bowls, Shi Luren, who was so stunned that his brain froze, walked up to Long Aotian and squatted down, letting Long Aotian stuff the Mai Lisu version of the elixir into his mouth.Long Aotian looked at Shi Luren who was squatting in front of him in a good mood, Hu pulled Shi Luren's hair and said casually: "Just now I gave you Zhuyan Pill, but within ten years your face will stop growing. Go a little faster, just stop for you."

... Long Aotian, you idiot!Don't let others grow taller if you are short!The shell worn by labor and capital looks no more than twelve or three years old, and Nima will be forced to work for another ten years!The bear boy's life is amazing!Labor and management beat you!

Shi Luren wanted to get up and beat the child violently as soon as he had a thought, but he didn't want to feel a sharp pain without standing up.Looking at Shi Luren's trembling body due to pain, Long Aotian snorted softly, grabbed Shi Luren's hair and forced him to look up at him, "You want to resist me? Why do you think I came to your servant's house?" Where did you come from? I came here to kill you and get back my natal Gu. You are only a mortal and don’t even have a spiritual root. Letting natal Gu stay on your body for a long time is just a drag on me. However, I changed I made up my mind, as long as you are obedient, I can save your life before I transform into a god. Do you understand?"

"...Understood." With a reply, the pain in Shi Luren's body dissipated immediately, and the severe pain just now seemed like a hallucination.

Long Aotian let go of his hand and stopped grabbing Shi Luren's hair, seeing him slumped on the ground with a dumbfounded face, he regretted his decision not to kill Shi Luren for the time being.Long Aotian sighed, kicked Shi Luren, "You will be called Ersha from now on."

Two silly: (Д≡Д)

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I can't think of a better way to thank you for clicks, favorites, comments, etc... Well, I'm going to die QkouQ... In addition, shortness is a disease, I am really sick QAQ...