It must be my posture in the book is wrong

Fetal dream outside the episode

All stories must start three days ago.

Three days ago, after Shi Luren and Long Aotian were expelled from the Xuanxu Realm, they entered another world. This world is very similar to the one Long Aotian stayed in before, but in this world, there is no spiritual power and no monks. , not to mention cultivation.But this is not important, what is important is that the hard currency of this world is gold.

Shi Luren hugged a large pile of gold he had accumulated, like a dragon sitting in a treasure cave, opening and closing his lips and uttering two words - perfect.

There is gold, there is a partner, and there is a big house just bought with gold.So please listen to the question, what will Shi Luren do next?

Regardless of whether you are dirty or not, Shi Luren is dirty anyway.He and Long Aotian hurriedly put on the wedding clothes that he had prepared long ago, before it was dark and could see clearly, he hurriedly drank a cup of wine, and dragged Long Aotian to bed.

Yes, you read that right, it is uniform play.

The two of them played all night, and fell asleep when they were tired of playing. After sleeping until Long slowly yelled and urged him to eat twice, he reluctantly crawled out of the bed.

Oh, and did I not tell you that dragons slowly follow through?It doesn't matter.After all, I didn't even tell you that the person who kicked Shi Luren's foot earlier... er, beast, it was the dragon.

The problem started at noon when I was slowly awakened by the dragon.

After eating and drinking slowly, Long stared at Shi Luren's stomach without moving his eyes.Earlier, when the dragon was gradually able to see his soul, Shi Luren felt that the dragon was slowly being extraordinary, and now this is...

I make it!What is in the belly of labor and capital?Could it be that labor and management have gone through a world where men can be boys?When the body was worn, it was transformed by this world along the way?

For a moment, words such as the dark knot of the beaded fetus, pregnant with Liujia, and becoming pregnant by adultery lingered in Shi Luren's mind.After thinking about it for a moment, Shi Luren decided to cross out the word "becoming pregnant". After all, the word does not correspond to the truth.

but!Long Slowly, what the hell did you see in Laozi's stomach!What!What!

There is an idiom cloud: thinking day and night.It was night, after Shi Luren sternly rejected the peasant costume brought by Long Aotian, he fell asleep wrapped in a quilt.In the dream, he saw that his stomach had turned into a one-bedroom room, in which lived the natal Gu that had been killed by the evil spirit.The natal Gu kept a small face, and sternly tapped Shi Luren's belly. Although he didn't speak, Shi Luren still spontaneously dubbed the natal Gu: open the door, I want to go out.

The next day, Shi Luren opened his eyes, looked at Long Aotian's arm resting on his stomach, gritted his teeth and twisted it fiercely from above.

A beautiful morning begins with howling.

Long slowly looked at Shi Luren for two days in a row, and had this dream for two days in a row. On the fourth day, which is today, Shi Luren finally couldn't hold back anymore, and told Long Aotian all his troubles. .After Long Aotian learned the real reason why he ate vegetarian food for two consecutive days after starting meat, he laughed very unkindly, in exchange for a critical blow from Shi Luren.

While rubbing his head, Long Aotian corrected his attitude, and slowly asked Long: "Is there something in Lu Ren's stomach?" He originally wanted to ask "Is Lu Ren pregnant?" Standing by his side, he didn't dare to ask.

Long Aotian asked this question with the intention of being amused, but he never expected that Long Slowly nodded without hesitation after hearing his question.Now, Long Aotian was dumbfounded.

Shi Luren became anxious when he saw Long nodded slowly, and blurted out the words that were on his lips. "I'm so pregnant?!"

Long slowly heard the words and nodded again, and after seeing enough of Shi Luren's crazy expression, he slowly shook his head again.

This time, the two were dumbfounded together.This is pregnant?Still not pregnant?Or is the dragon slowly playing them?

Just when the two were carefully distinguishing Long Ranman's expression, trying to analyze what kind of expression was hidden under Long Ranran's furry face, the two heard a voice that did not belong to them at the same time.If I had to describe exactly where the voice came from, it would be Shi Luren's abdomen.

The voice is not loud, and there are still some childish voices. There are only four words in the crisp sentence. "I'm back."

Shi Luren and Long Aotian stared at each other stiffly, and then, Long Aotian saw a small bag crawling along Shi Luren's clothes, until it stuck its head out of Shi Luren's neckline.

Natal Gu waved his little hand, and repeated to Long Aotian, "I'm back."

Long Aotian took the natal Gu, hesitantly said: "Son?"

Shi Luren: "Get out!" Convex!

extra wish

There are two things that Wei Ming never expected.

One is that he successfully survived the tribulation thunder and ascended to become a god, and the other is that he failed to leave the Xuanxu Realm after ascending to become a god.Oh, by the way, in the Mysterious Void Realm, the term "flying ascension" is just a term.At that time, after the thunderbolt was struck, Jieyun drifted away calmly, without any thought of carrying him to the sky.

... In the Xuanxu Realm, perhaps there is no Nine Heavens at all.

Another boring day.Wei Ming let out a long breath, leaned back, and lay down on the long grass.

Even though Wei Ming hadn't read those rotten high-level novels, he still knew how rare it was for him to become a god after being taught his true energy.If he tells his experience to any storyteller, he believes that his story is enough for that storyteller to tell over and over again for a lifetime.

It's a pity, let alone storytellers, there is not even a person here.Lin Xiaoxiao died, Zhao Ziheng was also missing, and he was the only one left in the entire Xuanxu Realm.

"It would be great if someone could listen to me." Wei Ming looked at the pristine blue sky and made a small wish.

At the same moment, the dragon who was far away in another world slowly and suddenly felt a powerful attraction.Immediately afterwards, the natal Gu sitting on its head was empty and fell to the ground.Benming Gu rubbed his ass and stood up from the ground, looked down at the ground without holes for a while, and went to look for Shi Luren with two short legs.

Wei Ming just said it casually, but he didn't expect that what he said really summoned a...humanoid.

After finally going to other worlds to play, the dragon slowly returned to the Xuanxu Realm with its horns on its head and its tail swinging. It looked gloomy at its transformed body and the culprit that caused all of this.

Although you may not believe it, Wei Ming is sure that he heard the sound of flowers blooming.

The author has something to say:

At this point, "Wrong Posture" is all over. Although there are many shortcomings in the article, but when it is over, Wushan is still a little bit reluctant [to finger]

The next plan is to fill in the pits of "Holding a Grass"

Tell a story about a future person traveling to the post-cultivation world

As for what is the post-comprehension world... go to "Holding a Grass" to see~

What an unpretentious Amway 2333

I recently made a decision that is very important to me

Clumsy Mountain decided to cross-examine ancient Chinese history

Although it has nothing to do with the majors studied in the university, even though Clumsy Mountain is already a big five dog, but I really want to try it

Therefore, the update speed of "Holding a Grass"... probably changes every week, please bear with me [Refill]

If you don't like the slow update speed, you can store it and watch it after fattening [Chicken thief is like a stupid mountain]

Finally, at the end, I am very grateful to the little angels who read the article~

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"Holding a Grass" will start to be updated this Sunday, promise to meet you yooooo~