[Football] I'm just a defender

Under the command of Manuel Pellegrini, Real Madrid showed an attacking battle that was hearty from the beginning in the second round of La Liga.The MVP of the game was handed over to Kaka, and at the press conference after the game, Pellegrini also chose the superstar to accompany him.

Perhaps because there were too many outstanding players in this game, Forlan, who was placed in the back position by the engineer throughout the game, had far less performance opportunities than Ramos and Marcelo.This guy simply doesn't care about the interception rate and other statistics. After the game, he went back to the locker room and turned his phone on with his shoulders moving. When he saw the text message that popped up, he raised his eyebrows and silently covered his cheeks under Alonso's attention. , and watched Alonso, who was successfully attracted, with great anticipation.Casillas bowed his head inexplicably beside Fran and sighed loudly, but he didn't turn his head to see Fran's pretending movements.

Alonso, who had already guessed that he might have been tricked, twitched the corners of his mouth, and had to speak against Fran's expectant gaze, "What's wrong with you?" Fran immediately said, before letting go of his hand covering his cheek, "I Teeth..." In the next second, Guti slapped Fran's palm as if passing by by chance, and made a loud 'pop' sound like a slap in the face, and licked his face and asked, "Oh, what's wrong with your teeth? gone?"

Fran, who was slapped by his vice-captain, still kept covering his face and pretending to have a toothache. The embarrassment made Alonso feel a little empathy. Fran, who silently swallowed the "toothache" back, will be killed by Guti The red back of his hand was raised in front of Casillas' eyes, but was decisively ignored by the goalkeeper who lowered his head and finished tying his shoes and trousers.Fran glanced at Mr. Alonso's face, and didn't want to drag him into the water, so he simply threatened Guti, "I will tell my captain!"

"Your captain went to a meeting, and now I have the final say here!" Guti curled his lips in disdain, looking like a big brother in the locker room, and the next moment Fran imitated this expression in front of him, It also comes with a weird aura that belongs only to Francisco Alvarez, "I'm talking about my captain!"

Guti, who was just about to say 'Raul is back, look at whose side he is standing', was dragged by Granero who was passing behind, and Mr. No.14 finally understood what the guy who wanted to sue was referring to. Who is the captain.

"(#‵′) Damn! If you really sue a guy from Barcelona, ​​try it!"

Fran stuck out his tongue, and didn't take Guti's threat seriously. After all, Jose Gutierrez looked like a big cat that could only scare people with its teeth and claws, not to mention that it didn't even need to lick its fur. It will calm down the anger.Besides, what's the use of telling Zlatan, can he really come back in the national derby for revenge?Tsk tsk tsk, isn't it a bit immoral to let one's national team teammate be sent off with a red card in this much-anticipated match because of himself?

But when I think that this will lead to a beautiful situation with ten people in Barcelona, ​​I am really a little excited when I think about it!

No matter how uncooperative and reluctant Guti and Cassie were to Forlan coming to Barcelona to meet the Barcelona people, it was not too easy for Forlan to apply from Pellegrini and Raúl not to return to Madrid with the team.No matter how hostile the hype relationship between Real Madrid and Barcelona is, and how conflicted the fans of both sides are, all these are not so serious among players, just like Raul and Puyol, Casey and Harvey, don't look at Gu Tie is so disgusted on the surface, but if he insists, he is not so targeted at the Barcelona players. Haven't you seen how many times this guy has praised Lionel Messi in private?

Arbeloa accepted Fran's backpack without complaint, and shrugged helplessly as he watched the lightly-packed friend put down the hat with the Real Madrid logo on his head and ran away like a wild horse running wild.Higuain took out his mobile phone to check the results of Barcelona's game that was an hour and a half ahead of them, "Oh, Barcelona won 1-0 at home."

Fran, who didn't know about the reactions of his teammates in the locker room, or didn't care at all how these people would react, hid himself and smoothly blended in with the scattered fans who had almost evacuated. A Real Madrid fan who rushed to the away game excitedly noticed the Real Madrid cap worn by the tall man next to him, and patted him on the shoulder without hesitation and laughed.Fran glanced at the black-haired girl on his shoulder, laughed in unison and looked around. Miss Fan seemed to feel that she was not too proud of being in the Spaniard's territory, so she finally restrained her smile.At this time, Fran had noticed that the guy who seemed to be wearing a hat of a familiar color by the streetlight, said goodbye to the girl and ran towards the streetlight.

Ibrahimovic, who was playing with his mobile phone with his head down, suddenly felt a chill on the top of his head, and found that the club hat on top of his head had changed its position and was being held in Fran's hand.Fran, who looked red and blue from a distance, looked at the hat in his hand with some distaste, and put his white hat on top of Ibrahimovic's head. The Swede didn't struggle with this, and his reaction was to put The Barcelona hat was worn backwards on top of Fran who laughed and hooked it on Ibrahimovic's neck.Standing upright, Ibrahimovic was able to drag Fran off the ground, and the Swede took a selfie with his phone in front of him.

So there was a commotion among the Real Madrid crowd who finally got on the bus safely. Ronaldo looked at the new Twitter update of Fran, who was wearing the Real Madrid cap and Fran was wearing the Barcelona cap. A group photo of two people, what is amused in this group photo suspected of 'collaborating with the enemy' is the unrequited face of two people at the same time.This picture was released at this time, and many people below have already guessed that it is a new group photo. They are even more amazed at the fact that these two people have such a good relationship that they will get together in the same city game. They seem to be tolerant of Fran's scene. Ronaldo looked at this. The like rate broke through a thousand in an instant, and then glanced at the solo photo of himself showing off his muscles after the victory, comparing silently in his heart, and showed the phone to Kaka who was sitting in the front row.Kaka was listening to the song, took the mobile phone that was suddenly stretched out in front of her, and swiped it a few times to enjoy herself. Marcelo, who was sitting next to Kaka, took out the mobile phone to pay attention to the follow-up. Comment, "Take a look at Ibrahimovic's twitter next door and come back, you will like me!"

Marcelo turned to Ibrahimovic's twitter and saw that this fellow Fran had updated a new picture, but it was different from the one released by Fran, in which Fran was wearing a Barcelona team cap and smiling Splendid, even made a big V to the camera.This tweet has been praised by Messi and Xavi, and the Barcelona people below are elated, "You are amazing, my brother! I have been looking forward to this moment since you came to Barcelona!" "Sure enough, this is to corrupt Real Madrid from the inside!" "The deepest road I have traveled is the routine of the chairman of Barcelona!" Marcelo was so amused that he returned to Fran to give the hot comment a compliment, and—

"The captain of the Swedish team is Ibrahimovic, did Fran take off Ibrahimovic, no; in order to appease the referee in the national team game, Ibrahimovic caused Fran to get a card inexplicably, did Fran take off Ibrahimovic, and did Fran take off Ibrahimovic? No; it is said that the food that Fran owes Ibrahimovic can circle the world if stacked, did Fran take off Ibrahimovic, no; Ibrahimovic moved to Barcelona, ​​did Forlan take off Ibrahimovic, no; Ibrahimovic dug a big hole for Fran in the radio incident, someone jumped without hesitation, did Fran take off Ibrahimovic, no; With a red and blue smirk on his face, the question came, did Fran take off Ibrahimovic today?"

Mr. Marcelo reposted this comment, and added #弗兰式生无可恋# after the word 'no', plus a picture.Kaka had already returned the phone to Ronaldo. Noticing his teammate's hilarious smirk and wanting to cooperate, Marcelo also considerately passed on a few private photos of Fran Hei to Kaka.

So just when the netizens were excited about "this is a war between the favorites of the team", the scene became more and more grand. After Kaka's "nothing", #弗兰式生无可恋# was accompanied by an exaggerated expression of Fran laughing out his gums , Ronaldo after 'not' #弗兰式生无可恋# with Fran touching the corner of his mouth and squinting his evil smile, Alonso after 'not having' #弗兰式生无可恋# #Paired with Fran lying on the sofa and touching his stomach, full of food and satisfaction...

"666666 Don't lie to me because I don't have a lot of literary skills. Is this how you use life without love?"

"Congratulations to the bosses for successfully finding a way to integrate into my emperor~~~"

"I've also liked Fran for a few years. I've never seen so many black photos of this guy in my life, hahaha. Is it really good to expose it like this?"

"I just want to say that we all understand Marcelo Guti and Arbeloa Granero. Where did Ronaldo and Alonso get so many Fran's expressions?"

"Today I thought Real Madrid were playing football crazy, but they are really crazy!"

At this moment, Fran turned to the original Marcelo's message, "You will see the real Fran's loveless/smile"

At that moment, Marcelo finally felt the fear of being ruled back then.

Fran, who put down his phone, ignored the mess and looked at the innocent Ibrahimovic next to him with a genuinely unlovable face, then moved his gaze to Messi who was smiling shyly and Harvey Ines who was grim. tower.

Did you say that the two of you have facial paralysis?Can you accept emoji?

"What about the dinner party?" Fran put an elbow on the waist of Ibrahimovic who had cheated him. In the eyes of everyone in Barcelona, ​​Ibrahimovic, who has a weird temper, not only accepted it silently, but also smiled happily and did not get angry. "I also said I'm not alone!"

But I thought you were talking about your girlfriend!

"...So why did you ask me to come to the celebration dinner?" Fran was helpless, obviously this was not a bad move that Ibrahimovic could come up with.

"I heard that you won a big victory, so you have to treat me anyway?" Harvey answered, Fran rolled his eyes and gave him a big roll of his eyes, "I treat you? Do you remember how much you still owe me?"

Every time Harvey sees him, this guy has to turn over the old debt. Harvey is used to it, but it doesn't matter if he doesn't pay back the money.When Pique asked, according to Iniesta, it was kind of fantastic...

"Zlatan is fine, I recognize you two too," Fran pressed his hat and wanted to hide his face completely in the darkness, "but I don't know Messi well!"

Messi, who obediently sipped his drink while holding a juice cup:? ? ?

The author has something to say: Ah, I found that I am not as annoying as Barcelona two years ago, maybe it is because I am older... Although sometimes the two fans are really annoying.

I probably don't like Pique in this batch of Barcelona, ​​because the five-finger slap is still fresh in my memory, and the rest... don't consider whether the style of play is black or not. Anyway, in fact, every defender is ruthless. Those who know me should know I am a fan of Suarez 2333