When a superhero meets Vongola [Comprehensive]

Iron Man, who rescued the president and returned in triumph, flew together to the hospital ward where Happy was.After pushing the door and entering, I saw that not only Pepper, Peter, Steve and Tsunayoshi Sawada were here, but even Hawkeye and Black Widow were here.

"Take off your armor." Pepper stood in front of Stark and said very concisely.

Iron Man always listens to the arrangements of his beautiful secretary Pepper.

After Stark came out of the iron armor, Pepper hugged the man excitedly and gave him a kiss.

Tony is happy to accept a kiss from his lover, of course, it would be even better if it wasn't in such a crowded ward.

This is the time for him and Pepper to throw a romantic celebration party at home instead of another boring Avengers reunion.

"Why are you two here?" Iron Man looked at Hawkeye and Black Widow puzzled.

"Our mission is over, let's come to see you." Barton said to Stark, "After all, your mansion was bombed."

"Thank you, but I think your greeting is too late." Iron Man, who has been comforted many times in the past two days, replied calmly.

"Tony, you have to know, when we saw the news, our mood was very..." Black Widow said looking at Iron Man.

"Complicated." Hawkeye added.

"Yes, it's complicated." Black Widow nodded, "After all, when you were in New York, you were the Iron Man who single-handedly defeated hundreds of Chitauri troops. But, Tony, do you watch the replay of the news yourself? Only three It's just a fighter jet, how did you get shot?"

"And it was blown away without any resistance." Hawkeye continued.

Iron Man can now see that these two people came together to express condolences to his wounded self-esteem.

"Barton, you two always sing like this and have you ever thought about the feelings of your wife and children?" Stark couldn't help but snap back at Hawkeye. If we can't go on, it's not bad for the two of us to host an Avengers talk show together.

"They all know Natasha, and they are very reassuring about me. Maybe it's because I'm born with a fairly upright quality, just like the captain." Barton straightened his back, with a gentle and confident smile on Fang Zheng's face Come.

Captain America, who is always named by his colleagues inexplicably, was stunned. What does this have to do with me?

"Evan, do you believe that the captain will find a woman outside without telling you?" Barton looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada and asked.

"Of course not." Said Tsunayoshi Sawada.

"You see, my wife must think so too." Barton turned to look at Stark.

Captain America: "..." Why do I find this sentence so strange?

Future leader: "..." Can this be compared with your husband and wife relationship?

"Well, I reluctantly accept this reason." Iron Man felt that what Hawkeye said made some sense.

"Besides, Button's criminal record is much less than yours." Natasha pursed her lips and smiled, looking at Stark and Pepper with raised eyebrows.

Pepper nodded in agreement.

"Did you nod just now?" Iron Man turned his head and looked at Pepper who didn't help him in surprise.

"I think she's right." Pepper has always been very serious about Stark's flamboyant history in the past. In fact, she has helped Stark solve some ex-girlfriend problems.Moreover, isn't the botanist Maya who came to inform two days ago also one of the many ex-girlfriends?

"Baby, you really break my heart." Stark looked straight at his lover Pepper, "You know, when you become my official girlfriend, I will never have another woman, and I even feel... All contact with women has been completely eliminated."

"That's because I'm your full-time secretary." Pepper, who arranges Stark's schedule every day, has of course kept Iron Man away from women's business, and of course she knows that Tony also approves of her doing so.This wayward but lovely man who has attracted the attention of the world has given her the right to completely arrange his life, which really makes Pepper no longer worried that there will be room for other people to enter this relationship, "Of course, I think I The biggest rival in love is your iron armor."

"Pepper, the armor is just my weapon." Iron Man explained, and then turned to look at Tsunayoshi Sawada, "Evan, you will feel that the captain's shield hinders the relationship between you and Steve ?"

"...No." Tsunayoshi Sawada reluctantly said this time, he already had a premonition of what Tony would say next.

"You see, this is the correct concept. Things like iron armor and shields cannot be rivals in love." Stark nodded, and continued to comfort Pepper, "However, the captain's shield is to protect The people, and his boy is just one of them. And my armor is for you, and the people are incidental."

Pepper smiled happily, obviously glad to hear Tony say that.

"..." Captain America and his leader boy, who were dragged out again and had nothing to do, still felt that something was wrong.

"Also, you guys." Stark looked at Natasha and Barton, and Iron Man felt that the live broadcast of his house being attacked at that time was a completely false report, "I wasn't beaten up, the key to the problem was the clothes I was wearing at the time." It's an engineering prototype, and I don't have room to show my strength. Well, I admit, maybe I underestimated the enemy. But so what, I won anyway."

Although Iron Man lost two houses, he took over both the Mandarin and Dr. Killian's lair.

And just now, they saved the president.

"Aren't you going home yet?" Stark looked at little Peter, whose eyes were still shining and staring at him.

"I promised you to protect Miss Pepper, so..." Peter naturally promised to do what he promised, especially the person he promised was Iron Man, whom he admired the most.

"Oh, thank you kid, then you should go home and have a good rest now," Stark said.

"Actually, I thought you guys would be later, or fly back tomorrow, so I already told Uncle Ben that I would stay at Evan's house tonight." Peter was already prepared to stay out for the night.

"I think they don't really welcome your interruption." Iron Man looked at Steve and Tsunayoshi Sawada and raised his eyebrows. After all, their two-person world would be disturbed by this little trouble.

"I actually thought so too." The little spider blinked and said with a bright smile, "So thankful that there is a sofa in this ward, I can sleep here temporarily."

"Peter, I never thought about it that way." Tsunayoshi Sawada looked at Peter helplessly.

"It doesn't matter, I sleep on the sofa anyway, it doesn't matter where I sleep." Anyway, even if he lives in a friend's house, he sees Mr. Rogers and Evan living in the bedroom, and he sleeps on the sofa. Feel like you're going to be a shining light bulb.

"And I have to stay at the captain's house." Thor said, expressing his exclusive right to the captain's sofa.

At this moment, Captain America suddenly saw... sympathy in the eyes of his colleagues around him.

"Why don't you just go to your girlfriend's house?" Stark thought he could save the dull Captain's life.

"We broke up, in fact, for a strange reason," Saul replied.

"Believe me, when women want to break up, they can come up with all kinds of reasons to break up." Stark looked at the god in front of him without any surprise and said, he can be with this man with well-developed limbs and a simple mind that only remains from TV dramas. That innocent woman definitely saved her future, "However, she definitely made a wise decision."

"Oh, you guys absolutely missed a good show just now." Iron Man said, "This stupid god actually asked the president if he could send the TV signal to Shenyulian when the president was taken away and hung in the middle of the oil barrel. !"

Everyone in the ward was stunned at the same time, and then imagined the scene, and couldn't help laughing.

Well, this is really Thor.

"I'm curious, what was the mood of the president at that time." Natasha said with a smile.

"Probably... WHATTHEFUCK?" Barton spread his hands with an exaggerated expression.

"So, did the president agree to you?" Tsunayoshi Sawada also found this scene very interesting, and if he knew it, he would fly to see it.

"He said that he will arrange to meet with me at the White House in the future, and I believe he also thinks this will be a good plan." Thor said, "However, I will return to God's Domain in a few days, and my father gave me the opportunity to go back." Message, I will mention this matter to my father and king at that time."

The Avengers: "..." Do you think your father, the supreme king of God's Domain, will hit you?

"After I go back, my father must have asked me to settle the turmoil among the Nine Great Nations. Now I finally understand why there are so many struggles between our Nine Great Nations." Thunder God said.

"Why?" Peter asked, looking at Thor.

"Imagine how boring and cruel it would be without internet, TV, or computer in your world?" Thor replied with a serious face, but also with incomparable sincerity.

The Avengers: "..." You have lived in such a boring and cruel world for tens of thousands of years.

"We are all too free. You said we can do other interesting things besides fighting. If everyone has a TV, they can watch war movies at home. Why come out and fight by ourselves." Saul explained Dao, "And my father, the king, always taught me to use force to let the people of the Nine Great Nations know how powerful he is as a king. If we have a TV, we can have a news broadcast from the Nine Great Nations and let him sit on the TV every day." Just show your face on the throne."

The Avengers: "..." What to do, I suddenly feel that what you said makes sense.

Perhaps in the unknown future, the people of the Nine Great Nations will always remember the power of Odin.

But they will remember even more that it was Thor, the God of Thunder, who brought TV to them, and has since led the people on the road of no return to become fans of TV dramas.

"Very good, at least you convinced me a bit." Iron Man actually began to feel that Thor's words seemed to be a bit farsighted, "I think before you return to God's Domain, I can give you a nice gift."

A few days later, Thor returned to God's Domain and visited his brother Loki in the dungeon.

"Are you here to see how miserable I am here?" Loki is sitting gracefully on a chair. The man's facial features are as delicate as a finely crafted sculpture, with deep brows and eyes, and holding a a book.Obviously such conditions were provided by him and Sol's queen mother, Frigga, trying their best to make Loki more comfortable in the dungeon.Even if a man becomes a life-long prisoner in a dungeon, he doesn't look down at all. His life is still elegant, his clothes are still luxurious, and his behavior is still arrogant.

"Actually, I brought you a present." Sol was used to the younger brother's always hostile attitude.

"Oh, I'm really sorry for asking you to bring me a gift." Loki raised his eyebrows and closed the book with his slender fingers. He turned his head to look at Sol outside the dungeon, the corner of his mouth curled up. A mocking arc, "Is it a condolence item from the winner? Although I can't believe your taste."

"It's a portable video player from the human world. In addition, I brought you a lot of discs." Thor, who has always been straightforward, showed the gift he brought, "In this way, I think you can be in the dungeon, Haven't been bored for a long time."

"...disc?" Obviously this gift exceeded Loki's expectations.

"Yes, in fact, I met with the president of the United States in the human world, and discussed the plan to connect the TV signal from the human world to God's Domain." Sol didn't want to hide this plan, so he said directly to his brother Come out, "I also told my father just now."

"Oh, then I think he must be very angry." Loki completely thought of his father's furious expression.

"That's right." Thor frowned when he said this, obviously dissatisfied in his heart, "Father thinks that is the inferior and depraved civilization of human beings, but I don't know that at all. He is really stubborn."

Loki looked at Thor and smiled sarcastically.

It is rare for him to agree with Odin that it is a low culture from humble humans, and it is rare for him to agree with Thor that Odin is just a stubborn old man.

So what does Sol want to do, to completely invade the God's Domain and completely destroy the glory of Asgard by the inferior culture of human beings?

Oh, and the father still insists on letting this idiot become king, but let him spend his life in prison here?

"These discs were introduced to me by Spiderman and Hawkeye, who said they were movies or TV shows about good versus villain, or brother-in-law, and Captain America paid for it by the way. And this mobile The DVD player was given to me by Iron Man, and he also gave me a power bank that is said to be very powerful." Thor continued to Loki.

Loki felt a malicious jeer from the entire Avengers.

"They said, after you read it all, you will understand that evil will never defeat justice, and we, as brothers, should get along well." Thor looked at Loki frankly, obviously he hoped that Loki would also Can be inspired by TV dramas.

"I'm not your brother. Whether it's blood or cognition, I can never be a brother with you fool." Loki said through gritted teeth. He obviously felt that after Sol stayed in the human world for so long , became even more horribly stupid.

"Well, whatever you want." Thor has long been used to Loki's attitude.

"In addition, Black Widow actually gave me some special films, I think you should understand." Thor held up a few discs, and said to Loki in a low voice, the white and tender bodies of different women on the cover really Loki's eyes were devastated, "She said that you, a single man, will definitely feel lonely if you are locked in a dungeon for so many years."

Of course Loki knew what these discs were, and he instantly felt anger rushing to his forehead.

Loki, who has always felt that he is very forbearing and has the air of a king, every time he faces Sol, this silly hammer always has ways to make him angry outside of various situations.

"Get out of here immediately with these filthy things from the human world!" Loki's hand pointed out of the dungeon. At the same time, the furniture in Loki's inner room was suddenly attacked by Loki angrily. , bang bang chaotically and violently hit the upper wall and became dilapidated.

After experiencing the world-destroying attack launched by his younger brother Loki, this move was completely trivial to Sol.

"I'll give it to you anyway." Thor didn't care about Loki's attitude, and then suddenly thought of something, and reminded, "But when you look at it, don't be caught by the queen. Even if you are seen by the queen, don't tell the queen. I showed you."

"Except you, who would bring this kind of thing to God's Domain!" Loki said with an angry smile, this silly hammer is a traitor to God's Domain!Scum of Asgard!Loki couldn't imagine what kind of muddy place God's Domain would become after Thor became the King of God's Domain.

"If you want, you can also tell the queen mother, anyway, the queen mother will not tell the father and the king." Lei Shen thought for a while, and felt that it was not a big deal to be discovered by the queen mother, "The queen mother has always protected you and me ,always like this."

After mentioning the gentle queen mother Frigga, Loki paused, not knowing what to say for a moment.

When Sol was about to walk out of the dungeon, Loki said: "You are really a cancer in the realm of God hidden by the name of Odin's son."

Thor also stopped and turned to look at Loki: "Then I think we are both."

"..." Loki felt that he had completely lost the will to talk to Thor.

"But maybe you're right, we're all cancerous, so it's impossible for either of us to heal or kill the other." Thor said thoughtfully, and then he couldn't help laughing, "But obviously we can coexist, but The one suffering is God’s Domain.”

Loki was taken aback.

Thor waved his hammer at Loki and left, "Loki, I'll see you next time."

At the same time, Captain America's home received another courier from Natasha.

But this time it was addressed to Steve.

The future leader felt a little nervous. The last time he was sent was a photo of Steve when he was young, so this time, will he be sent to Steve—a photo of him running naked when he was young?

Although I know that Natasha has no chance of getting that kind of photo, but what if?In this world where life is full of surprises, there are not many such contingencies!

Tsunayoshi Sawada stood beside Steve, watching Steve nervously unpacking the courier.

Surprised and frightened, the two of them fixed their eyes and saw that there were gay discs in the box.

Captain America was stunned for a moment, and then immediately closed the express box forcefully.

The future leader was also dumbfounded, this was worse than the naked naked photo!

However, more surprising things followed one after another——

[The secret key opens the right beep-choice for you in life, and the number of times it is used today is 1/1. ]

[You now have two discourse options to choose from, with Steve Rogers as your conversation partner. ]

[a. Steve, shall we watch a movie together? ]

[b. Steve, what films are these? ]

[You have 30 seconds to choose, and option a is automatically selected when it expires. ]

Sawada Tsunayoshi: ...I have a sentence [Irie Masaichi, you are dead] that I must say.