The legendary cake cutter [Comprehensive martial arts]

Miao Qi felt that she must have been kicked in the head by a donkey.

And it's not light.

Otherwise, how could he be so stupid as to trust Yu Luocha and the other party's phrase 'can't do anything'?

It's fine if it's just kisses, after all, the first kiss is gone, there is no difference between being kissed once, twice, or three times or four times, but this old rascal is so aggressive - he even dared to take off his pants!

This is absolutely unbearable!

Even if it's comfortable to be masturbated...cough, that's unbearable!

A series of roaring bodies echoed in his mind, but Miao Qi, whose body shamefully surrendered to the opponent's superb hand skills, raised the flag and surrendered in minutes, was full of shame and anger at this moment, and wished he could dig a hole to bury himself.

Unexpectedly, someone has been fanning the flames on the sidelines.

"Is it comfortable, huh?" Yu Luocha waited on the little Miao Miao in his hand, while admiring Miao Qi's extraordinarily beautiful and seductive face because of being infected with lust, with obvious hotness in his eyes.

Miao Qi just gave Yu Luocha a vicious look.

Of course he wouldn't respond, and he didn't dare to answer, because he was afraid that if he opened his mouth, he would reveal some shameful voice-there were Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua living in the guest room.

Hu Tiehua, who has thick nerves and is untouchable once he falls asleep, is fine. If Chu Liuxiang hears something that he shouldn't hear, then he will really be ashamed to see others tomorrow.

But even if it's just a look, the lethality to Yu Luocha is quite astonishing.

Yu Luocha's self-control ability is very strong, but no matter how patient he is, seeing someone he likes showing such a seductive gesture in front of him is difficult to control.

If it wasn't clear that now was not the time and couldn't go further, Yu Luocha would definitely not be able to resist asking Miao Qi directly.

But even if you can't swallow your stomach, it's okay to lick a few mouthfuls to satisfy your gluttony.

Jade Rakshasa took the route of abstinence before, and she didn't know much about the tricks on the bed, and she wasn't very good at it, but after having someone she likes, the long-sighted Jade Master, of course, doesn't mind doing a little bit in advance. Research.

When people with high IQ want to learn something, their efficiency is generally not too low.

Regarding whether Miao Qi can be conquered in bed, Hierarch Yuda is quite confident.

A few caresses that seemed random, coupled with the better and better strength and rhythm of the upper hand, in just a cup of tea, Yu Luocha successfully made Miao Qi fall into lust and turned into a puddle of spring water .

When the body's instinct completely overwhelmed the rationality, it was completely easy for Yu Luocha to want Miao Qi to cooperate with him.He deliberately slowed down the speed of his hand, caught Miao Qi in a position where he could not go up or down, and then very insidiously proposed the condition of 'mutual assistance' to Miao Qi.

Men are animals that spend the second half of their time thinking... This sentence is really not a lie.

At least it is suitable for Miao Qi, who is still a junior brother and tastes lust for the first time.

Although she still tried her best to retain a trace of rationality in her head, Miao Qi couldn't last long when her whole body was clamoring to vent.

After Yu Luocha sped up a little bit and released the sweetness, Miao Qi almost pushed halfway, and under the guidance of Yu Luocha, he grabbed Xiao Xiaoyu who was already ready to go.

After the beginning of winter, the weather has turned cold, especially at night.

The cold wind was blowing outside the house, but inside the house, it seemed like a big steaming steamer. The not-so-thick brocade quilt was thrown aside by Jade Raksha a long time ago because it was in the way. Although the clothes on the two of them had not been completely taken off, , but it is almost naked.

A fine layer of sweat dripped out of her body unknowingly, Miao Qi bit her lower lip tightly, instinctively suppressed the groan that had been lingering in her throat, but couldn't suppress the increasingly rapid heartbeat and breathing Voice.

Yu Luocha had already taken off her disguise, a contented and happy smile hung on her young and handsome face, and she branded bright red hickey marks on Miao Qibaijiu's skin.

The two bodies, both of which were somewhat warm, were tightly stuck together, entangled and rubbed together, and the black and silver hairs were also entangled together, spreading out an ambiguous and messy picture on the bed sheet.

"what……"

Wave after wave of intense pleasure is like a turbulent wave, sweeping through every skin and flesh of the body, even the toes are numb. Miao Qi put one hand on Yu Luocha's shoulder, and was held by Yu Luocha with the other hand. Soothing the desire of the two of them to stick together, their heads went blank, they couldn't help but let go of their teeth, and a low hoarse moan escaped from their throats.

The voice seemed to have turned on some mechanism, making Yu Luocha, who had retained some restraint, go crazy in an instant.

He let go of the hand that comforted his desire, lifted Miao Qi's weak legs, wrapped them around his waist, and then lifted Miao Qi up, rubbing and colliding their tightly bonded bodies slightly roughly. ...

The stimulation and pleasure brought by this kind of action are far better than soothing with the palm of your hand.

Miao Qi raised her arms and hugged Yu Luocha tightly, her body instinctively catering to the opponent's movements, all shame and scruples were completely forgotten at this moment, even the gradual creaking of the bed, and The snoring that stopped abruptly in the guest room not far away couldn't bring him back to his senses.

Until the pleasure reaches its peak.

The sound of rapid breathing subsided slowly, and his sanity gradually returned. Seeing Yu Luocha lying on his side, his face full of satisfaction, and mottled red marks on his neck and body, Miao Qi: "!! !"

Seeing the change of Miao Qi's expression from shock to dullness to embarrassment to lovelessness, Yu Luocha couldn't help laughing.

Miao Qi: I really want to meow, but I can’t let go of the dried fish, how can I break QAQ~

After a while, Yu Luocha finally stopped smiling. He stretched out his hand and brushed away a strand of sweat-wet hair on Miao Qi's forehead, then lowered his head and kissed Miao Qi's forehead, and said softly: " Bear with me for now, I'll go get someone to prepare water and clean bedding."

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The next day.

Just after Maoshi, when the morning light suddenly rose, Hu Tiehua with two dark circles under her eyes got up in a trance, and 'floated' out of the room with Chu Liuxiang, who also had dull eyes.

Then, the two of them stood in the yard like fools and blew the cold wind for a while.

It wasn't until a withered yellow leaf that flew from nowhere swirled and stuck to Hu Tiehua's face that he turned around stiffly and looked at Chu Liuxiang with dull eyes.

"Old bug..."

After a while, Chu Liuxiang responded almost inaudibly: "Yes."

"I'm probably getting old, and my ears aren't very good." Hu Tiehua glanced at the direction of the master bedroom, and said with a self-deceiving smile: "There was no movement last night, right?"

Chu Liuxiang's originally out-of-focus eyes gradually recovered, looked at Hu Tiehua with a look of suspicion, and sighed: "Old Hu, it's useless to hide your ears and steal your bell."

Swallowing hard, Hu Tiehua said in a shy voice, "Ah Qi and Ximenyu, are they really, that kind of relationship?"

Chu Liuxiang was silent for a moment, and finally answered the question with a long sigh.

Heart congestion.

Inexplicably, there is a sense of sadness that the domestic cabbage was arched by the pig.

Hu Tiehua, who was not able to deceive himself, raised his hand and wiped his face, and murmured with an extremely complicated expression: "These two people don't seem to get along at all, why did they get together?"

In Hu Tiehua's eyes, Ximenyu is just a relatively wealthy businessman. He can only be said to be in the upper middle class. He is not as good-looking as the old bug. He couldn't figure out how Miao Qi would fall in love with Ximen What about jade?

To be reasonable, these days, for a man like Miao Qi who is young, strong in martial arts, looks good, can cook and drink, it's not a problem to find any kind of partner.

Even if Miao Qi likes men, he shouldn't choose an older Ximen jade who doesn't know martial arts.

Even the old bedbug is seven hundred times a thousand times more suitable than that Ximen jade seedling.

Raising his hand and rubbing his itchy nose, Chu Liuxiang squinted his eyes, glanced at Hu Tiehua as if aware of it, and warned: "Don't think about it, and put away your curiosity, and don't keep going to the west gate. Come to Yu's side."

That is the unfathomable martial arts, the notoriously moody leader of the Demon Cult.

God knows how broken his heart was yesterday when he saw Hu Tiehua grabbing Yu Luosha as a brother and insisting on drinking with him... his heart almost jumped into his throat, okay?

And according to Chu Liuxiang's understanding of Hu Tiehua, after knowing the relationship between Miao Qi and Yu Luocha, Hu Tiehua will definitely not be able to resist curiosity and ask the person concerned about their relationship history.

It's okay to ask Miao Qi, Chu Liuxiang is afraid that Hu Tiehua will go to Yu Luocha.

If he had no way to talk, and said something stupid in front of Yu Luocha that "the two don't get along" and angered Yu Luocha, even if he didn't have to worry about his life, he would have to grind off two layers of skin .

Didn't fall asleep at all, lay on the bed and pretended to be dead all night, Miao Qi, who heard all the conversations between Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua in the yard: "..."

"hiss!"

Yu Luosha, who was hugging Miao Qi to sleep, gasped suddenly, opened his eyes, looked at Miao Qi who was trying to bite off a piece of flesh from his shoulder, and teased: "You cat! Son, even if you are hungry, you can't eat human flesh like a small fish."

Miao Qi snorted coldly, and held the Jade Rakshasa to grind his teeth for a while, unwilling to let go, and only let go when his cheeks were sore.

Ran and egg.

Looking at the unbroken mark on Yu Luocha's shoulder, Miao Qi drooped the corner of her mouth and commented word by word: "The meat is old, it really won't be easy to eat."

Well, this is the most standard pronunciation that Yu Luocha heard from Miao Qi.

Being ridiculed by someone he likes for being old is not something a man can accept calmly. Yu Luocha slowly raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a sinister smile that seemed to Miao Qi to be full of ill intentions— —

Sensing a hard object suddenly thrusting between her legs, Miao Qi: "!!"

Tightening her arms so that Miao Qi couldn't move back, Yu Luocha smiled and said with a 'guarantee': "Don't worry, even if you are old, I can still satisfy you."

It's not a problem for you to cry.

Adding the second half of the sentence in her heart, Yu Luocha looked at Miao Qi's blushing ears with satisfaction, and silently began to calculate in her heart how long it would take to make the cat eat meat when it was time to start meat. In the future, I will never dare to joke about the topic of age again.