Why is it so difficult to live a cat [Quick Transmigration]

In the dark bedroom, the smell of instant noodles mixed with damp and moldy smells filled the slightly narrow space, and only the computer screen was still glowing with fluorescent light.

"Ding ding——" the computer prompts beeping non-stop, one hand slowly stretched out, and clicked on the mouse.

The moment the chat interface popped up, there were already many messages written on it.

"Darling, is the painted skin available in stock? Is it free shipping? Is there a paint set? Is there a tutorial for beginners?"

"Darling, when will Black Donkey's Hoof be restocked? I'll wait for you if it hasn't opened for half a year."

"My dear, why is the mermaid lamp oil off the shelves in a second, and I haven't grabbed it yet!"

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The boy had big dark circles under his eyes, and tiredness was written all over his face.He stared blankly at the screen for a long while, wiped his face, and crawled to the computer to reply without any complaints.

"Painted skins are in stock, but they don't include free shipping, dear. Recently, the express delivery has been strictly checked, and there is no way to send them mixed with toilet paper. The small store can only send Shikigami to deliver them manually, and the goods will arrive in about five days. Now the order can still be delivered. The thousand-year-old fox demon wrote the painting skin strategy handwritten by himself as compensation, dear. [Smiling]”

"There are no black donkey hooves yet, my dear. Who let the group of retired tomb robbers have nothing to do to write bad novels and film dramas, and the black donkey hoofs in the entire black market have been snatched up by the surrounding area! [Smiling]"

"Darling, mermaid lamp oil is limited. If you don't get it, you have to wait for the next batch of group purchases. Otherwise, I'll buy a Ye Ming pearl first and make a living? It's pure deep-sea mussel. [Smiling]"

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With a cold expression on his face, he used the Taobao body to show off his cuteness. After processing all the messages, the boy fell sideways and lay back on the bed again.

This is a dilapidated rental house with one bedroom, one living room and one bathroom, and his bedroom is full of various sundries and express boxes except for a bed and a computer desk beside the bed.

And the one lying on the bed is Ji Lan who just crossed over not long ago.

Since the previous order, Ji Lan used all his merits to save people with love power generation, Ji Lan had just left the previous world with almost nothing to gain, and had no chance to choose, and was directly thrown into a world with a four-star rating by the system. .

It is said that the star rating does not only mean difficulty, but the corresponding merit value will also increase exponentially.The merit value you can get from doing a four-star mission is equivalent to two two-star missions. Ji Lan only said two words about this.

Ha ha.

He said it as if he could successfully complete it this time, please don't let anyone come out to be a monster, okay?

This world is still the modern society that Ji Lan is most familiar with, but it is a modern society where demons and ghosts are rampant.

The original owner's name was Ji Zichu, who used to be a celestial master, but now... the owner of Taobao shop.

Yes, Ji Zichu is a Taobao shopkeeper who runs a popular online celebrity store called "Zichu Grocery Store".

The unique profession of a celestial master determines that the things sold in his shop are not extraordinary. Relying on the Taoism handed down in his family, Ji Zichu has met many strange talents and strange people. The mix is ​​not bad, the supply of goods is constant, and the store business is getting more and more prosperous.

The shops during the day are managed by special personnel, and they deal in some inconspicuous daily necessities.And at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the store was officially opened.The things on the shelves have changed, and they are full of rare treasures that cannot be seen in the ordinary world.The tail of the deep-sea shark, the ice lotus on the top of the snow mountain, and even the cinnabar of the Qin Dynasty and the Han Dynasty are rich in variety, and it can be said that there is everything that one expects to find.

Less than 2 minutes after I lay down, the Taobao notification sounded crazily again, and Ji Lan pulled the quilt over her head in annoyance, with rejection written all over her body and mind.

It's okay to be a celestial master, and it's okay to open a Taobao store, but why should he be asked to go to work at midnight?You know, Ji Lan's biological clock is very punctual for the old man's work and rest time. He must go to bed at ten o'clock every day and sleep for nine hours!

"Get up and work, don't be lazy." The clear voice reached Ji Lan's ears, he lifted the quilt, and as expected, he saw the boy sitting on the bedside.

"Don't order me, brat." Ji Lan said so, but sat up honestly.

If you look closely, you will find that the boy is completely white to transparent, but his appearance is exactly the same as Ji Lan's now.That's right, he is Ji Zichu himself.

Perhaps because of some morality, Ji Zichu did not disappear directly like the previous original owner Ji Lan met, but his soul left the body, becoming an immortal backing spirit.

As for why Ji Zichu died, just after Ji Lan traveled to read Ji Zichu's life, he left three words to Ji Zichu, bear child.

Purely self-inflicted.

Ji Zichu was born in a family of subduing demons. Although he is only a side branch of the family, he is superior in talent and has been sent to his family to learn Taoism with his children.

Everyone has a time when they are young and ignorant, especially Ji Zichu was raised in a free range until he was ten years old, and he didn't see how peaceful he was when he came to our family.The more things you don't allow to touch, the more curious you are, and the more restricted you are, the more you want to break into them.

With this breakthrough, there was a problem.

Everyone knows that there is a big monster sealed in the Ji family's forbidden area.The bear kid Ji Zichu's intrusion happened to smash the Shifang Ding that suppressed monsters so that he could not die.

When the demon fox was born, the Three Realms and Six Realms were disturbed.

Ji Zichu, who was only 12 years old, was kicked out of the house, and embarked on a life of falling in love with that big monster, crossing out, and fighting wits and courage.

Only by subduing the fox demon can Ji Zichu return to Ji's house.However, if you have to catch the demon, you still have to live your life.So Ji Zichu worked harder to learn Taoism while running the Taobao store to make ends meet. In just eight years, he learned the advanced Taoism that others could not learn in decades.

But it was because of this that he was eager for success, and in the end he lost his temper and exploded to death.

Ji Zichu actually looks pretty good, in his twenties, his skin is fair and tender, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is naturally beautiful.It was because of staying up late all the year round that caused dark circles under the eyes, and a face that looked like an over-indulgence.

Ji Lan watched him for a while, then resigned to her fate and left the soft bed.

"Why are you an ordinary person again?"

As soon as Ji Lan glanced at the screen, she began to complain.

What the store sells is not something that would be found in the normal world, and the customers will naturally not be normal people.

Originally, Ji Zichu opened this Taobao store just to earn some money to make ends meet, but who knows that not long after the store opened, and the idiot actually posted his after-sales experience on Weibo, and also attached the night shop goods and comments section.

The rare treasures in the store are not enough to attract the attention of netizens. After all, there are too many fakes these days, but the comment area is different.

"I have received the alchemy furnace. I tried it out and found it to be very good. Last time, the one I bought from another store broke after only burning for 500 years. I hope this one will work."

"The taste of the concentrated blood pack is very good. A small pack can be used for three days. I don't have to worry about going hiking alone and running out of food."

"After opening the express delivery, I was shocked. It was a genuine black dragon scale, exactly like the picture. Collectors have finally fulfilled their wish of collecting all seven-color dragon scales! [picture] [picture]"

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In a comment section like this, it's hard not to attract the attention of others.

In short, since Ji Zichu's store was posted on Weibo, the unsuspecting onlookers not only did not doubt Ji Zichu's identity, but took it for granted that this was a marketing tactic to attract attention.The store became famous on the Internet for a while, and more people came to buy things out of curiosity.

Of course, it is impossible for a store to sell dangerous items to ordinary people. Fortunately, Ji Zichu is quite skilled in Taoism and can sense the identity of the other party.

Whether it is human or not is easy to say, if it is an ordinary person, use some daily necessities to cosplay.

Chocolate pretends to be golden elixir, and fruit juice pretends to be plasma.The price of the product is low, and the buyers who received it naturally thought it was a common method of the store, and they didn't even feel that it was a loss. Instead, they followed other comments and commented seriously: "The elixir is indeed genuine. Taishang Laojun sent me two pieces last year. It’s the same, this purchasing agent is reliable.”

Just in the midst of such fakes and real ones, Ji Zichu's shop has become an online celebrity shop, and its sales have been rising steadily.

Ji Lan lived in Ji Zichu's body, and naturally inherited part of his Taoism, including the ability to judge whether the other party is an ordinary person through the screen.

And now this is an ordinary person.There is no avatar, and even the "pro" dedicated to Taobao chat is useless, so I just sent a sentence:

"Can you still accept the entrustment?"

Accepting commissions is another job of Ji Zichu. After all, he is a celestial master, and his job is to subdue demons and eliminate demons.In addition, Ji Zichu's Taoism is not low, and he does things cleanly. In the early stage of the store's opening, this business was the main source of income for the store.

But since his Taoism started to get out of control, this business has stopped.

Ji Lan's hand clicked to open the store and scrolled down to the bottom. On the most inconspicuous part of the screen, although the entrustment was not removed from the shelves, the price had been changed to 999999 yuan.

This is a common method used by Taobao stores, which means that it is out of print and cannot be photographed again.

Ji Lan conveniently sent the link to the other party, and replied with a smiley face, the meaning couldn't be more obvious.After all, how could someone spend 100 million yuan to buy an entrustment? Ji Zichu, an unknown junior who was expelled, was not worth that much.

After processing this message, Ji Lan stretched, and took out a cigarette from his pocket.However, before he clicked on it, the computer beeped again.

Ji Lan glanced at it casually, and dropped the cigarette directly on the keyboard in fright.

He he he he——!

He actually took it!

Seeing that the seller on the transaction interface had paid, Ji Lan couldn't laugh or cry.

This man is not a fool.

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