eat meat every day

Zou Yi: "..."

He could almost hear the sound of grinding his teeth, he turned his head stiffly to Dong Shan, Dong Shan's face had already turned the color of a pig's liver, and he called softly: "...Brother."

Brother?

Brother!

"Poor monk Dongshan, wandering here with senior brother."

There was an evil fire in Zou Yi's heart, which burned him so much that he couldn't care less about the pain of losing money. He rushed into the kitchen and looked around. Although Dongshan didn't eat meat, he was very guilty. Ask in the past: "What are you looking for?"

Zou Yi said concisely: "Chopper."

Dong Shan asked in surprise, "What do you need a kitchen knife for?"

Zou Yi smiled: "Sharpen the knife and attack the bald donkey."

Dongshan was shocked, for a moment "this, this" kept going, but he couldn't say a complete sentence. On the other hand, his senior brother calmly said: "The poor monk is not a bald donkey, but the poor monk is Qing Yu, the 'Yi Yu Caomu'" Yu'."

Zou Yi ignored him, and saw him pull out a shiny kitchen knife from under his buttocks, and said solemnly: "donor, don't be excited, since ancient times, peace is the most important thing in our country, and in Buddhism, it is even warned that all things are empty. Don't be obsessed..."

Zou Yi sneered and said, "You bald donkey, what kind of Buddhism do you practice, which one of the scriptures allows you to break into other people's homes and steal meat?" After a pause, he said, "You want to use my kitchen knife to cook What?"

Qing Yu licked her lips until they were shiny and oily before she said slowly: "Qing Yu, poor monk, don't forget this benefactor. This Buddha... the Buddha is in your heart, as long as you have a Buddha in your heart, you will be a Buddhist in everything you do, so why bother?" How about sticking to the form?"

Zou Yidao: "According to the Master, for murder, arson, and looting, you only need to call out Amitabha, and you can save yourself? I have lived for 20 years and I only know today. It turns out that the four characters 'Amitabha' are gold medals for avoiding death. It's a pity that I don't know Mount Tai, and I didn't escape into Buddhism early, so I don't know if I still accept disciples now?"

Qing Yu shook her head and said: "This is just arguing, I—"

Before he finished speaking, Zou Yi rushed out, and was about to snatch the kitchen knife, but this monk somehow looked like a slippery fish, and he was two steps away in a flash, Zou Yi looked unhappy Turning around, he saw him holding a heart like a Xizi, and said: "It's so dangerous, this knife is so sharp, if you are not careful, you will die."

Zou Yi said: "What are you going to do with my kitchen knife?"

Qing Yu said: "What are you going to do with a kitchen knife?"

Zou Yi said: "This is my thing, I need a reason to take it back."

Qing Yu shook her head and said: "Impossible, you have an obsession in your heart, and if you give it to you, it will become a butcher's knife. I can't let you cause a catastrophe."

Zou Yi sneered: "Where did the obsession come from, please tell the master."

Qing Yu: "The obsession with braised pork."

Zou Yi: "..."

He simply leaned against the door with folded arms, and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, 'The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring'. I didn't just give you a drop of water. Now that the army is in turmoil, even those who celebrate the New Year can't eat a meal of meat, I gave it to you." How should Master repay me for your kindness?"

Qing Yu never thought that the enemy would change his tactics without saying a word, and his tongue was tied for a while, his mind wandered between "promise with body" and "whether you want money or not, or life". , I will repay my kindness, my kitchen knife is here to repay my kindness."

Zou Yi: "Huh?"

Qing Yu stroked her rag-like sleeves and said, "I'll cook for you!"

"can you cook?"

"Brother, you actually want to cook?!"

Two voices sounded at the same time, Zou Yi followed the voice and collided with Dong Shan, Dong Shan's eyes shrank with guilt: "Senior brother's food tastes quite good."

Zou Yi smiled and said, "Then I will wait and see."

Zou Yi folded her arms and looked at Qing Yu, it seemed that she really had a lot of skill, and the dishes came out in a short while, a dish of hot and sour cabbage, a dish of crab yolk eggs, and a dish of carrots in broth.

Dongshan volunteered to pull out the bowls and chopsticks, add more rice, and opened a chair to invite Zou Yi to take a seat. It seemed that Zou Yi was a guest at the seat. After talking a few words, I realized that Dongshan was really an honest boy, he could see the bottom line at a glance, and he had nothing to do with that demon monk senior brother Fengniuma. I really don't know how these two people got together.

Qing Yu washed his hands, sat down together, and put a piece of radish into Zou Yi's bowl very familiarly: "This radish has absorbed all the broth, so it is the most delicious."

Zou Yi said: "Oh?" He took a bite and nodded.

Dongshan said happily: "I didn't lie to you, my senior brother can cook."

Zou Yi said coolly: "Yes, but I don't know who ate up all the meat, and now I can only eat radishes and drink broth to recall the origin."

Qing Yu rubbed her nose and greeted: "Eat, eat."

After dinner, Qing Yu directed Dong Shan to wash the dishes, and Dong Shan went happily.

Zou Yi boiled a pot of hot tea and read medical books while drinking tea.It gets dark early this winter, but after a while it becomes so dark outside that you can't see your fingers. The charcoal fire makes the house warm and makes you tired, wanting to hibernate with the snake.

Zou Yi yawned lazily, and after finishing the yawn, she looked very surprised and said, "Hey, why are you still here?"

Dongshan's face froze: "Then why not..."

Zou Yi said: "I'm not running a charity hall. It's the limit to offer a pot of braised pork to you who don't know what kind of Buddha, so why should I keep you overnight?"

Dongshan said dryly, "But it's snowing outside."

He was wearing a greasy rag, and when he opened it carefully, he found that it was a cotton coat, not thick, and it could even be said to be too thin, not to mention the tattered straw sandals under his feet. A jet-black big toe was also exposed.

Compared with beggars, they are not too shy.

Zou Yi knew in her heart that this monk looked like he came all the way for alms, but unfortunately, everyone's life is tight, this is still a rich place, and the people who are farther away are already starving everywhere, so there is no free food for them to eat .

Thinking of this, Zou Yi smiled very gently: "What are you doing to me?"

Dongshan still wanted to say something, but Qingyu pulled him away, walked to the door, suddenly turned around and clasped his hands together, and muttered something in a low voice, Zou Yi didn't hear clearly, but it was definitely not "Amitabha", he looked up , there was no smile on the bald donkey's face, his expression was solemn, and the light of the oil lamp jumped between his brows, unexpectedly there was a misty fairy air.

Zou Yi didn't even have time to think about whether he was delusional, so he turned around and left the room.

Zou Yi read a book for a while again, but this time it was not a medical book, it was a story book, telling the story of the daughter of the Xiangfu and the down-and-out scholar, when the daughter and the scholar met under the willow tree, they discussed elopement, and a mouthful One "Lang Jun", one mouthful of "Ying Niang", the sour taste is like a jar of sock water that is not washed for half a month, full of a large tank, covered with a thick quilt, absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, gathering the essence of the sun and the moon, waiting On the day when the inspector opened it, "wow", it rushed to my face.

Zou Yi absorbed the sour smell in the book to her heart's content, until there was nothing left to inhale, then closed the book, dusted off the quilt and went to sleep.

Zou Yi was [-] years old, he should have started a family long ago, but although he was unbelievably handsome, he was still a real bachelor, on the same level as the beggars in Xitou of the city.

Therefore, after he had had enough of the sour and smelly feet of love, at night, he actually had a sexual dream.

In the dream, he was wearing a warm jade crown with hair tied on his head, and he was wearing a stone green silk jacket. His lips were red and his teeth were white. He was so beautiful that the concubines felt ashamed of themselves.

Yes, Zou Yi dreamed that he had a row of concubines. He didn’t know how many rooms there were. Us."

Zou Yi was about to pounce on him, but was held back. One of them wrapped a soft cloth around his eyes, so he played hide-and-seek with black eyes. There were so many people, there were laughter everywhere, and the fragrance of makeup and powder was everywhere, as if at any time He was able to catch people, but he stretched out his hand to fish it, but he didn't catch anything.

The silver bell-like laughter of the Yingyans echoed in the warm pavilion. Zou Yi was in a hurry and grabbed them, but the girls' clothes were slippery, and they ran away just by touching a corner. Zou Yi was full of anxiety. Sweating profusely, suddenly, as if he had a heart-to-heart, he suddenly turned around and hugged her into his arms. The beauty in his arms groaned, and Zou Yi took off the blindfold with joy, and saw Qing Yu.

Seeing that he was awake, Qing Yu smiled and showed two rows of big white teeth.

Zou Yi was silent for a moment, she opened her mouth to shout, but was covered by Qing Yu's quick eyes and hands.

Qing Yu lowered her voice and said: "Ancestor, don't shout, you are really good at recruiting people, what kind of monsters and ghosts have you recruited?"

Zou Yi asked back: "What?"

Qing Yu said: "I just saw someone coming towards your house from outside, I'm afraid you might be in danger."

Zou Yi laughed and said, "My wife has lived a peaceful life for so long, why did someone come to kill me as soon as you came? Don't lie to me, I'm afraid they are coming after you."

Qing Yu curled her lips, wanted to say something but her expression changed, she kicked him under the bed, and told him: "Hide below and don't come out." She covered herself with a quilt, and slept on her side.

Zou Yi just woke up from the dream of Wenrouxiang, and before he could react, he was kicked to the ground. Although it wasn't very cold, it was so hard that his heart ached. The next second when you are out of breath, you will be born as a mutant!

Someone opened the window silently, and arrived at the bed in a few steps. The man was completely dark, only the dagger in his hand was shining with white light, and saw the light flashing straight to the throat, but Qing Yu suddenly stretched out his hand, He squeezed his wrist hard.

The visitor was shocked, and before he could cry out, Qing Yu tapped his wrist lightly, knocking the dagger off!

At the same time, he jumped up from the bed, using his force to switch the positions of the two, and threw the person onto the bed. The person raised his leg to kick, but he dodged sideways, picked up the dagger and stabbed him in the chest.

The blood soaked the big cotton quilt, and when the man was dead, Qing Yu hung his head upside down from the bed and said: "Come out."

Zou Yi was completely unaware of the flashy fight, and was startled when he got up and saw the corpse. His eyes, which always had a three-point smile, stopped smiling, but they were still bent. At this time, something deeper was revealed. When it came out, it was like a sharp machete, and the cold was overwhelming.

He asked solemnly, "Who are you?"

Qing Yu opened her mouth to answer, but at this moment Dong Shan opened the door and came in, saying: "Senior brother, the one in the yard is also down."

Qing Yu nodded, and then turned her gaze to Zou Yi.

At night, his eyes were frighteningly dark and frighteningly bright.

He said, "You want to die that much?"

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There is also a piece of good news for Quiet Mimi. Yesterday, I authorized the radio drama "Death and Life". If it goes well, there will be radio dramas to listen to (><)