Zou Yi: "..."

He felt that this puzzling feeling was inexplicably familiar.

Zou Yi recalled it carefully, remembering that when she fell off a cliff and opened her eyes in Taoyuan Village, she also had such a strange feeling in her heart.

His eyes lingered on Xiaoer's face for a while, and the young man looked at him frankly, without even a trace of playfulness in his eyes. Zou Yi's heart skipped a beat, and he waved his hand and said, "I see, take the heat." Come on the water."

Only then did Xiao Er regain her eager smile, and nodded in response, but after a while, she delivered it quickly with her hands and feet.

Zou Yi took a look, good guy, that basin was between the washbasin and the footbath, barely enough to wash his long legs, it was impossible to take a full bath.

He was sleepy now, and it was inconvenient to bother with the inn, so he just washed up and went to bed.

The inn is by the sea, Zou Yi half closed the window, and the sea breeze of dried salted fish leaked in slightly. He has lived in the smell of medicinal materials since he was a child, and he was not used to smelling it at first. As soon as he picked up the fork, he heard a loud bang in the compartment, which almost made him throw the fork out in shock.

The compartment is the one where Qing Yu and Dong Shan stayed.

Zou Yi put on a robe and rushed out, but collided with Qing Yu who came to his room, only heard a crisp bang, Qing Yu's head was as hard as a rock, Zou Yi's forehead was red on the spot, he Apologizing in a hurry, she held his shoulders and pulled him in. When Zou Yi came to her senses, Qing Yu had already occupied the crane's nest and got into his bed, revealing her shiny head and blinking her eyes.

Zou Lachang barked angrily, if Zou Yi hadn't pulled him, he would probably have rushed onto the bed.

Zou Yi took a small snack to comfort it, sat on the edge of the bed, slapped that forehead first, and then slowly opened her mouth: "What happened?"

Qingyu pinched the corner of the quilt very aggrieved and said: "It's all the fault of that fat man in Dongshan! A bed is barely enough for him to fit in. Where am I going to sleep? I asked him to make room for me, but he refused. We had a little fight..."

"Then?"

"Then the bed collapsed."

For Qing Yu's words, every word has to be broken and listened to backwards.

With Zou Lachang's head, I can tell that he must be occupying most of the bed, but Dongshan's body is there, even if he is twisted into a noodle, it will be an extremely wide noodle. A lose-lose situation.

Zou Yi glanced at him lightly and said, "What does that have to do with me, get off my bed."

Qing Yu looked at him eagerly and said: "I'm saving money for you, Dongshan broke the bed and got a repair fee, if I let me sleep in another room, wouldn't my purse be even thinner?"

Zou Yi dragged her chin and stared at him under the moonlight for a while, then suddenly smiled and said, "Indeed."

Qing Yu heaved a sigh of relief, smiled and patted half of the bed beside her, and saw him walk to the door and called Xiao Er, and ordered someone to bring a quilt and pillow: "Then you sleep on the floor."

Qing Yu's face was full of heartbreak: "Didn't we sleep in the same bed before? How could you not want me after sleeping with me?"

Zou Yi glanced at Xiao Er who was making the bed. Xiao Er was a person who was used to seeing strong winds and waves. He lowered his eyebrows and pleasing to the eye did not show any surprise at all. He just moved quickly with his hands and rolled out neatly after making the bed.

Zou Yi remained expressionless until Xiaoer left. As soon as Xiaoer left, he put his sleeves on his hips and stepped on the bed, pointing his chin and looking at all sentient beings.There are no sentient beings, his fierce eyes are all cheap for the bald donkey.

The bald donkey shivered, rolled down after half a stick of incense, and lay flat on the ground.

Zou Sausage, who had finished eating the dim sum, noticed his enemy, and began to crazily pounce on Qing Yu again, and was thrown again and again. Although it was clumsy, it was persevering. After a while, the dim sum plate ran out, and Zou couldn't bear it anymore. Yiming Qingyu took Zou Lachang by the back of his neck and threw it to Dongshan.

Lying on the bed, he still couldn't forget his bank note, calculated the repair cost in his head, and felt that they would have to raise the dog for him for ten months.

No... It's fourteen months... It's not right either, this is the bed in the upper room, and it has to be counted together with the carver of the bed, but this is the bed in the inn, not as exquisite as the one at home...

Zou Yi counted and counted, and fell asleep without knowing it.

There was a commotion in the evening, but the house leaked and it rained all night, Zou Yi was woken up by a knock on the door, he subconsciously went to look at Qing Yu, Qing Yu had already stood up, did not smile, from the side he looked so serious His face was cold and gloomy, as if he had noticed Zou Yi's gaze, he turned his head and smiled at him, that smile was like melting glaciers and snow, washing away the gloom between his brows and eyes, and the corners of his mouth held A bit of a ruffian-like smile, but for no reason there is a bit of smoke and fire.

It was as if he had been dragged into the blue sky and broad daylight from the gloomy temple of some crooked and evil Buddha.

Zou Yi opened her mouth, but Qing Yu smiled slightly: "Don't worry, put on your clothes first, and be careful not to catch a cold."

As soon as Qing Yufu opened the door, he saw the waiter rushing in, speaking as if rushing to reincarnate: "You two, something is wrong! The master who was with you was caught in the kitchen boiler when he was young. He was bathing in the garden, and now the government has been summoned, and he is about to arrest him, and he will be executed in a few days!"

This string of cannonballs, without any preparation, confused the faces of the two of them, Qing Yu turned her head and looked at Zou Yi, and caught a strange look in the other party's expression.

boiler?

bath?

Bathing in a boiler?

God knows that Qing Yu wanted to ask about this location, but it was not too late, he suppressed his complaints, and hurried to the kitchen with Zou Yi.

The lobby of the Taoshan Inn is already brightly lit, and there are two rows of officers and soldiers at the entrance of the kitchen, each wearing a bright long knife. When Qingyu and the others came down, they happened to see Dongshan coming out with a greasy head and a greasy knife around his waist. Ben was listening to the training with a bitter face, when he saw Qing Yu, his eyes lit up and he waved: "Senior Brother! Senior Brother, save me!"

Qing Yu had to admit that for a moment he wanted to turn around and leave.

However, there is only one junior brother, no matter how stupid or stupid he is, he sighed, stepped forward and kicked him aggressively, so that the fat man fell to the ground with an ouch, and he slapped him twice again, responding to the officers and soldiers. At the moment when he couldn't react, his face turned red and he saluted, his chest heaved violently, obviously extremely angry.

"My junior brother was stupid since he was a child. When he first came here, he didn't take care of him. He accidentally broke the rules of your city, and caused a few people to come here at night. Please calm down the officials. I must teach him a good lesson!"

Dongshan hugged his thigh pitifully: "Senior brother..."

Qing Yu kicked it away mercilessly: "Shut up! You troublemaker!"

The policemen looked at each other, and one of them seemed to be the leader. He returned the courtesy and said politely: "When you bathe in this city, you should be executed according to the law. The iron law is selfless and no favoritism is allowed. I must take this person back, but the master doesn't have to." Too worried, the day after tomorrow will be the annual general meeting, and the bill of 'Should strangers be merciful in bathing' will be brought up, and it will be voted out at that time to make allowances for foreigners, and we will send it back exactly."

Qing Yu rolled her eyes and saw that he was a sharp-tongued and formidable character, the catcher said politely but moved his hands mercilessly, he quickly caught Dong Shan with a wave of his hand, and said: "Don't worry, we The people of Gucheng are the most free, it seems that the master has just come here not long ago, you go out tomorrow and have a good time, ask around with people, all these things are up to Shengmin himself, and you will not be wronged."

Qingyu wanted to stop again, but Dongshan said with a sob: "Forget it senior brother, I'll go first, you just need to remember to come and save me."

Qing Yu was extremely angry, and immediately spat: "Save you bastard! If I go to save you, I will be your grandfather!"

Dongshan listened, and felt that something was wrong, as if the senior brother was taking advantage of everything, but now he couldn't care less about it, he poured out two lines of tears towards the senior brother, and took them away miserably in three steps.

Qing Yu stomped her feet angrily, and wiped her already shiny head with her sleeve to make it even more clean, so that the moonlight could be refracted without lighting a lamp at night.

Seemingly unable to fall asleep, Zou Yi called someone to bring hot tea and snacks, poured a cup of tea for Qing Yu, and seeing Qing Yu gulp down the water like a cow, he hurriedly told him to slow down.

Qing Yu wiped her mouth: "I can't believe that what Xiaoer said about the bullshit banning bathing is actually true! I thought he was joking, and I was about to go out tomorrow morning to find out! Dongshan is really an idiot, the previous two Don't take a shower for a month so that flies don't want to stay on him, now it's good, if you don't wash for a day, it's like peeling his skin—" He looked at Zou Yi who moved away silently, "Manqian, you sit so far away What are you doing, it's been two months since I didn't take a bath, but now my body smells delicious, if you don't believe me, smell it?"

As he spoke, he was about to lean close to him affectionately, but was slapped away decisively by Zou Yi.

Zou Yi said seriously: "And the annual meeting he said before, Shengmin decides, what is that? And what is it related to the ban on bathing? This is very strange."

It's not a problem for two people to sit in the room. Now that the streets are empty, only the Goulan Courtyard is still brightly lit. They couldn't go to the Goulan Courtyard, so they called the attentive waiter and gave him some broken silver and told him to talk about it. The quirky customs of Valley City.

The shop waiter took the broken silver, and the white silver immediately dilutes his drowsiness. After a hasty sip of tea, he said happily:

"40 years ago, Jinmi Island had the same royal family as the previous dynasties. However, there were foolish emperors singing and dancing every night, and courtiers and common people below. What I can't ask for is food and a house to live in. As long as I have these two things, I can live on, but I don't even have to eat.

The Li people died of hunger and cold, but they only cared about singing and dancing under the tent. I heard that the dog emperor washed his hair and body with milk, fine wine, and high soup every day, but we couldn't even drink hot soup. How could we not resist?

Righteous men all over the world raised their flags one after another, and finally defeated the dog emperor. But everyone is used to seeing the dynasties go back and forth. The first generation of wise men will eventually decline from generation to generation. In order not to repeat the same mistakes, we discuss all matters and let the people themselves decide.As long as it is a man and crown, a woman and Ji have the right to vote. Dozens of capable ministers are elected to form the imperial court to handle daily affairs, and the highly respected ones are the city lords. The annual general meeting is held on June [-] every year, and the situation of the previous year is reported one by one. And put forward new questions and vote on them.

With the increase of the number of out-of-towners, this year there will inevitably be a bill of "should the out-of-towners ban bathing on the Internet" bill. It may seem strange to you, but the golden honey country died because of the extravagant bathing back then. We hate it. To the bone, the first law of freedom is: no bathing. "

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like