[Hokage] Rabbit, run away!

"kufufufufu, pineapple shrimp balls are really a god-like delicacy."

"Don't laugh so perverted! You said you would bring a lunch, but what happened to this box full of pineapple shrimp balls?"

"Ahh~ This is lunch, cute Yuexia's favorite!"

"Kouhu will be severely malnourished if he eats like this!? Don't your family make it!"

"Don't complain about the rabbit, let's try our favorite food, Hashirama, how does it taste?"

"Not bad...but if lunch is all this pile, you really won't vomit!"

Three cute children sat cross-legged by the river, forming a triangle, with a food box in the middle, which was full of pineapple shrimp balls.

Yuexia is used to going to the battlefield to dance, and the family is very pleased with this, even though once she was carried back and seriously injured, she had to recuperate for a month.

The family side handled it well, and of course the friend side couldn't be left behind.Yuexia also began to come to this small river frequently, because none of the three of them had an agreed time to meet, so it was all luck, sometimes none of them met, and sometimes all three of them just happened to be together, talking about ideals and exchanging patience Body illusion experience.

The last time all three of them were there, Yuexia wanted them to taste her handicraft on a whim, so she agreed to bring lunch next time they meet, Yuexia said without any embarrassment, next time she comes if this If you haven't met both, you can eat them all by yourself.

Hey, didn't you say it was brought to them?Is it really good to make such a decisive decision to go it alone?

It turned out to be very lucky. All three of us were there this time, but lunch... a box full of pineapple shrimp balls, how deep is your obsession with it, girl! !

Madara and Hashirama were exhausted. After lunch, at least half of the pineapple shrimp balls went into Tsukishita's mouth. Is it really good for a girl to be so unladylike?

Tsukishita counted something with his fingers, and Hashirama Xianhui (big mistake) of the human/wife (wrong) attribute packed up the food box, and moved over with Madara, "What are you counting?"

"Mengmeng is counting the days, Brother Stupid's birthday is coming soon," Twisted brother control is also brother control after all, although she is a bit cruel to Jingyan, she is still very concerned about Nissan's matter, "By the way, When is your birthday? I can also prepare presents."

…… Turning around, Ignore Jing Yan’s birthday, what about caring for Nissan?

Brother stupid won't cry if he knows.

Madara was a little hesitant to say it, not because of anything else. As a ninja, he has been on the battlefield for a long time, and he has never had a few birthdays. die.

Hashirama, who was naturally stunned, was much more refreshed, and said happily, "My birthday is October 10, how about you next month?"

"I remember it very well, February 2nd!"

stare--

Madara felt uncomfortable being stared at by the fiery eyes of the two, and said helplessly, "Mine is December [-]th."

"Rabbit, don't you just make up a lie to us if you don't want to say it. Together with Hashirama, I can definitely strip you naked and hang you up."?_?

"Shut away your eyes that are so funny to me! I have no candy to lie to you!!"

"Madara, as a man, you forgot to correct her mistakes. Girls can't talk about stripping naked." Hashirama was very serious, and Madara squinted at him, indifferently, "She's a girl too!? Just kidding...it hurts pain!"

Tsukishita clasped his throat firmly with his arm, ignoring Madara's wailing, "Tsk, rabbit, do you think I'm afraid to do anything, come here Kuai Hashirama, let's catch him and play S.M!"

... Although I don't know about S. What is M, but intuitively it is not a pure and good thing, the upright Hashirama-san shook his head firmly, "YADA!"

"Cough... let go of me, bastard! Uh, stop, stop breathing..."

It is very convenient to pass out with two eyes.

"Hey! What's wrong with you, Rabbit!" The kid Yuexia panicked, quickly let go of Madara who was motionless with closed eyes, and inadvertently met Hashirama's disdainful eyes.

Will it die in just a few seconds?Playing dead is enough.

... soga!

After making eye contact with Zhujian, Yuexia clutched his chest and blamed himself, "The rabbit seems to be dying, we need to save him!"

"...Yes." Zhu Jian was taken aback by her acting skills, subconsciously answered.

"Among the first aid measures, artificial respiration is the most effective. It's inconvenient for me to be a girl, so I leave the difficult task of resuscitating the rabbit to you!"

"........."

Congratulations, you finally have the self-consciousness as a girl, but artificial respiration?

"Peyt!!" Madara bounced back to life with full blood in an instant, and roared at them, "You two are going to die for me!!"

What Madara thinks is very realistic. Ninjas have been on the battlefield for a long time, not to mention celebrating their birthdays with family or friends. Many people don’t even remember when their birthdays are.However, brothers and sisters who love (xiang) love (ai) and love (sha) are one of the cutest settings in Hokage, just like Jing Yan said how old is Lian Yuexia if he does not wet the bed and how old can he climb? Like being able to speak, Yuexia also knows a lot about his Nissan.

He found out that Jingyan would come back today with some members of his family who were on the battlefield. Yuexia stunned a few Hinata family members he met on the road, and went to the dining room to carry the only table inside to Jingyan's room, and asked Picari to help. A table full of fish feast, ran to the kitchen to make cakes under the guidance of Almighty Picari.

Let alone cakes, Yue Xia, who only makes pineapple shrimp balls, has never touched other kitchen utensils.

Although it is the first time to do it, Yuexia will not be like the Mary Sues, who either do it perfectly and shine, or blow up the kitchen vigorously.

Nissan doesn’t like sweets very much, so it doesn’t need too much cream, carefully put various fruits together, and write Happy Birthday Nissan with jam.Although it's a bit deformed and the taste is average, but it's okay, if the stupid brother dares to dislike it, he will be killed (·w·)☆

Jing Yan, who was on the way back, shuddered.

tick…

tick...

Beep...beep! !

The ear-piercing sound suddenly interrupted the ticking sound of the second hand moving. He had been sitting dryly until midnight, and Yue Xia, who hadn't moved his chopsticks, broke a corner of the table abruptly.

"Pikachu go to bed." Yue Xia said expressionlessly to the person who accompanied her until midnight.

Piccari shook, nodded obediently and backed away. The current Lord Yuexia is the prelude to blackening, and she dare not correct her name aloud.Master Jingyan, I hope to see you alive tomorrow.

The door of the Japanese room was opened, and Jing Yan was still wondering why the light was on in his room, when he looked up and saw a "hidden weapon" directly hitting his face.

After successfully dodging, he realized that it was, uh, a bowl of braised fish?

"Stupid brother! How dare you hide!"

Aggrieved and immature with a soft female voice, Jing Yan saw his cute and cute younger sister looking at him with red eyes, and immediately panicked, without even glancing at his favorite fish dishes on the table, he walked over and hugged her. The younger sister coaxed distressedly, "What's wrong with you under the moon? Be good, don't cry, whoever bullies you tell brother, I will kill him right away!"

Hey, is it really nice for Jingyan to spoil her mentally twisted sister so much! ?

"Have you eaten yet?" Yuexia who was being hugged answered irrelevantly.

"Have you eaten? I came back from eating outside." Jing Yan didn't know why, so he answered honestly, and then he saw his always stupid and cute sister crying.

"Go to hell, stupid brother! It's your birthday today, and I came back early to make a table of your favorite fish and cakes. It's the first time I made a cake for someone else's birthday. You actually said you ate it, oh... Whoa, whoa whoa..."

Jingyan held Yuexia in his arms at a loss. In his memory, Yuexia would only cry out in pain when she was bandaged, and then she would make the person who bandaged her cry even more painfully. This kind of situation...

Huh?

its not right?It was only then that Jing Yan remembered what his sister said... Looking at the table full of various rain dishes and the big cake in the middle, it turned out that his sister wanted to celebrate his birthday! !

Overjoyed, Jing Yan hugged his younger sister and rubbed against her, "Wow~ sister sauce, you are the best! You remember a birthday I don't even remember, and you even made a cake. If I remember correctly, you only cooked pineapple Shrimp Ball, is this cake the debut cake made for me? I will definitely eat it clean and rest assured..."

"YADA!" The sobbing Yuexia suddenly grabbed the soft flesh around his waist, "Woo... I, wait until twelve o'clock! Don't you... woo, do you do me a favor by finishing this table?" Believe it or not, I'll kill you QAQ!"

………Sister, don’t say that you look exactly like S. M's words flowed with tears!Emma screwed me so much I love to let go QAQ! !

Well, there is nothing more important to sister-in-law than younger sisters. Regardless of the pain that is killing me now, Jing Yan swore with a distorted expression, "Don't worry, I will finish eating all of it!!"

Soon he regretted it.

A whole table!More than a dozen dishes, braised fish, steamed fish, boiled fish, etc... and a big cake!Jing Yan was about to cry, but the red-eyed younger sister who had just been coaxed next to him stared straight at him, and he didn't dare to stop!

Don't doubt Naruto's ninja's stomach, he finally gnawed everything, Jing Yan's stomach was so full that he saw Yuexia lying on the bed and fell asleep, his eyes lit up.

Except for being abducted by him when he was a baby, Yuexia slept by himself after he became sensible. It was already 7 years ago that he slept with his sister!

The distorted girl control was very happy, she moved Yuexia's body inward, lay down on the bed and covered herself with the quilt, hugged Yuexia in her arms, and hummed contentedly.

Ah~ Sister Jiang’s quiet and cute sleeping face~

Ah~ sister-chan's soft and warm body~

Ah——ahhhh, my stomach hurts...!

Is the so-called pain and happiness.

The author has something to say: This year’s military training is a bit strong, and it’s so cool that there’s no big sun here in Axia =ω= I’m going to school tomorrow, and I might be a little nervous about going to school, usually on weekends. Of course, if you apply for the ranking I will find a way to update it every day~Little angels, please move your cute paws to collect the following text and kiss the author, Axia’s collection is really flawed QAQ

Your collection has always been A-Xia's source of motivation, please [Bow

ps: Don't ask me what happened to my [-] birthday, you guys know it.

Brother Yuexia was too sick before, and Nisan worked hard... Although Mr. Jingyan is still a bit of a tragedy, but the sleeping Lolita sister is still very cured_(:3┌∠)_!

Yuexia: I didn’t eat dinner yesterday, so I’m so hungry... Hey, Nissan, how could I be in your bed!You can eat all my sister's tofu! ?

Mirror Words: I...

Yuexia: Nissan, did you finish the table you promised me yesterday?Won't secretly throw it away!

Mirror Words: I...

Yuexia: Nissan, why is your face twisted like a chrysanthemum?I forgot to say yesterday, happy birthday!

Jing Yan: ...Thank you, sister-chan, but...my stomach hurts like it's going to explode. Where are the medical ninjas? !

☆、Fanwai·Jingyan Daddy's Notes 【Favorites】

Time travel is a magical thing.Who would have thought that a young girl who had never committed a crime or committed a fool just fell off a cliff while climbing a mountain.

In the final analysis, it is still the fault of slippery feet.

Feeling that she seems to be a ball of meat, it is difficult to even open her eyes, and our heroine is deeply powerless.A baby's life is boring.Since the baby's physical strength is really poor, she basically eats it as soon as it is eaten, but the fishy smell of breast milk really makes her want to spurt blood.

born one month—

One day after the birth, the heroine occasionally woke up, opened her eyes lazily, and saw the white and tender cheek that was almost clinging to her, and she spit a bubble.

And then that was just too exciting.

He jumped up and hugged her in the nurse's arms and kept rubbing her, her face flushed with pink bubbles all over her body, and she spoke a bird's language that sounded very strange to her.Hearing Kasang, Oh Dosang and so on seem to have such a little familiar language, she was sure that she had traveled to Japan.

Inadvertently caught a glimpse of the face of the little friend who seemed to be eating her tofu, and she was shocked.

The snow-white ones seem to be rolling their eyes or have no whites. They are handsome and look good, but their veins burst out when they are used. Maybe, maybe, they are unique to a certain family in a hot-blooded manga?

So she is very fascinated by wearing this movie, but she doesn't want to use the bloody secondary world she experienced as cannon fodder?

The baby's lacrimal glands were really well developed. Thinking of her future career as cannon fodder, and the fact that Mr. Zheng rubbed her tender skin so hard that it hurt a little, she simply howled.The handsome Zhengtai was so frightened that he hurriedly coaxed her.

Since her mother was pregnant, she has decided to risk everything to protect her younger sister/brother Jingyan Haosaonian. After seeing her mother give birth to her own sister who was born with all her life, she is small and soft and needs his elder brother to protect and care for her. Afterwards, Hinata Jingyan's heart softened.

Thinking of struggling to survive in this dark family and sinful ninja world, there is a pink and tender younger sister Nunuuodi~sweetly~ calling him Nisan, Jing Yan feels that this cute little girl is the most sunny existence in his life .

So his sister took control.

Competing to name his little princess, his face-paralyzed father readily agreed.Jing Yan almost threw his one-month-old sister into his arms.

Born two months——

"Under the Moon~Little Sister Sauce~" A black-haired gentleman walked around her every day.

The heroine who is named Yuexia usually has only one reaction: tilt her head and spit bubbles.

Then the gentleman had only two reactions, one was covering his face and yelling kawaii with a pink air around him, and the other was holding his nose unsteadily, as if the blood tank had been emptied.

Yuexia is probably her name, and Nissan chose it quite nicely.Moonlight blinked and thought.

Seeing the family crest on the boy's clothes like a drop-shaped cloud, she calmed down.Wearing everything, although it is not a group fan family with all kinds of gold fingers, but it is not a middle school illness, and someday she will hold an antique six-path walking stick that has not been kept for how long, staring at the double rabbit eyes or The eyes of reincarnation yelled bitterly to destroy the world, and then Naruto-kun, who was flashed by the protagonist's halo PIKA, fell in seconds and was washed by the author.Sun Xiangyuexia thought.

Then that Zhengtai pointed at himself every day, said "Nissan" with sparkling eyes, and made Yuexia roll his eyes.Although he wanted her to be called Nisan, he had to consider that she was just a few months old baby!The vocal cords and teeth haven't grown well yet, so geniuses are limited to babbling, okay?

four months old—

Kuro Mao Zhengtai is an out-and-out sister-in-law!Waking up in the middle of the night and finding himself in a strange room and looking at him, Yuexia thought.

Well, she was abducted, she was abducted by her eight-year-old brother in the middle of the night when she was four months old.

Jing Yan's bright eyes are sitting opposite to his sister, they are all on Jing Yan's bed ==

Jing Yan stretched out his hand and hugged Yuexia Baozi tentatively. The little baby's soft body was like a small dumpling. He hugged his well-behaved sister and rubbed him contentedly ~ inhaling the milk fragrance on her body deeply, the kawaii sister sauce~~

The younger brother's body was very warm, and Yuexia, who was still a baby enjoying the heat source, rubbed Zhishui's chest obediently.

My sister also likes me very much——!The fatigue of a day's mission during the deep war is gone, I will definitely protect my sister!The young man Jingyan secretly clenched his fist in his heart.

Ah, I can't take it anymore.Sleepiness welled up in my heart, the baby was already sleeping most of the time, and Yuexia couldn't hold it anymore, so she dozed off in the warm embrace of her brother.Seeing that Yuexia was sleepy, the true, younger sister, Wannian good brother hugged her and lay down under the bed, carefully tucked her in the quilt, staring at her sister's peaceful sleeping face with wide eyes.

My sister is really the cutest!Jing Yan grinned silly and poked her sister's bun face~

Waking up the next day, Yuexia was puzzled by Nisan who had transformed into a national treasure panda.

Born five and a half months——

Letting a young girl eat and sleep for five and a half months not only abused her heart but also her body.So Yuexia couldn't take it anymore.

When Jing Yan came home in the afternoon, he saw his cute little sister crawling hard on the floor, with the nurse and a servant standing beside her in a difficult situation, as if trying to stop her restless sister, a certain sister-in-law got excited!

He rushed forward and skillfully hugged his younger sister (he couldn't put it down for more than five months) and played high and high, "As expected of my younger sister, she is so self-motivated! Sister Jiang~" The last sentence was that he rubbed his face There was emotion on my sister's face.

After five and a half months, Yuexia also understood some basic Japanese words, such as the "Nissan" that a certain Zhengtai chanted every day, for example, if he wanted to pretend to be serious, he saw Nennen's daughter and turned into a daughter-controlled father, pointing at himself and saying Oh Do-san , etc. simple vocabulary.It seems that the vocal cords have also begun to develop, and she has finally made some progress in reciting words after babbling for so long!

Jing Yan did as in the parenting book he bought two months ago, hugged his sister on his lap, watched her jump off his lap time and time again with great vigor, Jing Yan was so proud~ so much so that every day Shinya Hinata tells the growth of younger sister to cousin Shinya Hinata of the next door.

Until one day that I don't know the date, Yuexia who was being held in Jingyan's arms and breastfeeding with a bottle, couldn't stand the tasteless milk, and when she wanted to act coquettishly, she spat out bubbles and stammered and said "" Ni...Ni, Sa...Sang...Ano..."

"..." Jing Yan.

After waking up, hugged my sister and kissed her madly, circling wildly, "Ahh~ my sister talked, my sister called me Nissan, she called me~~"

Its momentum attracted most people in the Zong family at the moment, including their second-year-old father.

Under the moon, she looked at her proud brother and her sad father with black lines. Her cheap father pointed to her and kept saying "Duo Sang (Dad)", with little stars in his eyes.Yuexia dressed up innocently, but in his heart a group of grass mud horses galloped past and looked at him, blinking,

"Ou... oh do... Sang..."

It's not good for babies, look at this miserable situation where there is no teeth to speak.

Cheap Dad immediately snatched her from Zhishui's arms, and kissed her, "You brat, what are you doing so proud of! My good daughter called me too!"

"Hmph~ Sister Jiang was the first one to call me!" Jing Yan rushed over angrily, trying to snatch his sister from his arms, but he turned around and dodged.

"You can talk at five months old, Miss Yuexia is a genius!"

Other clansmen who gathered around to watch the fun also stepped forward to congratulate flatteringly.

The little stubble on his face made Yuexia very uncomfortable, and the flattering hypocrisy of the tribe made her feel even more uncomfortable.

I am his daughter, he is my father, my younger sister's elder brother is also present, and Yuexia, who is a little baby with backers and backers, wails endlessly without doing anything.

In chaos...

……

seven months—

Yuexia, known as a "genius" which is an uncomfortable title, is being molested by the boy Jingyan, um no, it's education.

"Sister-chan ~ come, come to Nissan, Nissan will give you a toy ~"

Looking at the elder brother who was holding a Barbie doll one meter away, Yue Xia was speechless.

Where did the Barbie doll come from in Naruto? Author, you have lost your integrity, how can you fix it!And Nissan, isn't it just that I can move around under the careful support of your sister-in-law, why are you so excited to let me learn to walk with that childish toy! !

Yuexia Baozi who was sitting on the floor complained that he couldn't.

Forget it, climbing and climbing all the time is too detrimental to the image.Under Jing Yan's gaze, Yuexia stood up resignedly.

The joints on the knees were very uncomfortable, Yuexia carefully shook her short legs and worried about moving, and threw herself into Jingyan's arms after walking almost.

Jing Yan hugged his younger sister and smirked, praising her for being great.

The [-]-year-old Yuexia rejuvenated into a baby and learned to walk again, and she felt nothing but sadness and joy.Fortunately, her brother dotes on her very much, and she also likes the faint fragrance of green grass on Jing Yan's body.

Rubbing against my brother under the moon.

Jing Yan kisses his own sister.

eight months -

Looking at the facially paralyzed Zhengtai in front of him who looked smaller than his own Nissan, Yue Xia was speechless.

So many facial paralysis in Naruto is unscientific! !This child is less than eight years old!Facial paralysis is a disease and must be cured!

"Sister-chan is the most obedient~Come~Call Shinya-brother~"He came to look for his childhood playmate Shinya with his younger sister in his arms, ahem, Jing Yan who came to show off, pointed at Shinya and gestured to Yuexia with a smile.

babble…?The corner of Yuexia's mouth twitched, why did she seem to see little stars in the eyes of the supposedly paralyzed Zhengtai?He likes little dolls ==?

"Really...yes, too...brother..." Yuexia stammered, she still had to practice, and only the word "brother" could be pronounced every day under the training of sister-in-law Jingyan. So proficient... well, sister control is invincible.

Shinya's eyes seem... to light up =△=?

"Hahaha! How's it going, Shinya, sister-chan is amazing!" Jing Yan smiled proudly.

Shinya nodded, "Is her name Ri Xiangyuexia?"

"Yeah! I named my sister!" Jing Yan was obviously very happy.

Yuexia has been looking at Shinya. There is a dark green swastika on his forehead, which symbolizes the identity of the separated family. At present, she can't read all the characters. She doesn't know what period it is, but now there is a bird in a cage. Well... I really saw the small, cute little bun in Jingyan's arms like a seafood rice ball (a divine metaphor...), and I was extremely resentful why I didn't have many interesting younger brothers and sisters. Look at that plump, white and tender Cheeks, listening to that soft voice... so cute! !

Eight-month-old Yue Xia and six-year-old Zhen Ye looked at each other affectionately.

The sister-in-law's mirror words quit.

My sister who has been with me for more than eight months actually looks at her dear Nissan with infinite admiration, but is more interested in a person I just met than in me! ?

"Sister-chan, sister-chan~" Jingyan put his head in front of her with a smile that was brighter than the sun, just blocking Yuexia's gaze at Shinya, "Hey, sister-chan~ Do you like Nissan more or Shinya? more?"

There was a gleam of expectation in Jing Yan's eyes.

I really look up to the sky.Cousin, your younger sister is too controlling, okay, Yuexia is just an eight-month-old baby, and your words are similar to Niaoyu to her.

Zhen also guessed part of it correctly. Although Yuexia is [-] years old in mental age, as an authentic Chinese, she really doesn't know much about Japanese in the days of eating, sleeping, and eating for eight months.However, looking at Jingyan's look of infinite anticipation...

"Nissan~" Yuexia Baozi yelled softly, being held by Jing Yan was very convenient for her to act like a baby, so she simply rubbed her tender cheeks against his face.

Jing Yan smiled like a flower.

really!Seeing Sister Kong's brother's smile, Yue Xia also smiled foolishly.Whether you understand it or not, it's always right to be coquettish and cute!

You are really on the sidelines, and you almost lost your forehead. Cousin, where did your superb IQ in the war go? Your sister obviously doesn't understand it yet. That's Lolita's ignorant coquettishness. Hey!

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Double update on weekends, I'm such a good boy!

Goodbye, I am so happy to collect it, so I exploded my character!After the start of school, the word count of Chapter 1 is so proud. When I write about brother control and sister control getting along with each other, I can’t stop thinking about it. I can’t stop~Wen Wen’s paw print column asks for adoption=ω=

I am so busy at the beginning of school and I still have to write manuscripts. The only thing I like to hear is the military training of cute newcomers. It is so joyful to watch them follow in our footsteps.