[Transformers] The foodie in my body

The author has something to say: 1, Wei Zong OOC attention!

2, the author is a neuropathy attention!

3. I'm very sorry that it's getting slower and slower_(:з」∠)_

4. The end may be less than three chapters

The atmosphere became weird for a while, and Baozi said, "You know this?" ! ' stared straight at the silver-gray tall body opposite.

What about the saboteur who said he hated humans and dismissed the carbon base?

Knowing that human beings' internet jokes are simply illogical!

Megatron let her watch, he just wanted to continue the question he wanted to ask, "Back to the topic, I want to ask you some small questions." He raised the corners of his lips and smiled with sharp fangs, "If You cooperate, and I guarantee that the Decepticons will not cause you any harm."

The tyrant's rare calmness, he felt that he was kind enough to this woman, or the other party could not even be called 'Madam', at most she was a little girl.

Such a young body has bred a small fire?

It made him all the more interesting.

It's a pity that Baozi belongs to the girl who doesn't respond to other people's expectations in the normal way 80.00% of the time.

Baozi shook his head resolutely when Megatron felt that he was going to stop laughing.

defy me?

The Great Destroyer who interpreted the meaning of the other party's actions darkened his face, and he began to think about whether he should do something to show the little sports car that she didn't have many choices, and then he heard the little girl's firm voice.

"Then thank you uncle, I won't make an appointment."

"..."

About what?He said 'about'?Or is there any synonym for 'about' in his statement just now?

Megatron stepped on the female TF who didn't play cards according to common sense, feeling that his rare peace of mind would be ruined, "I'm not interested in stealing other people's partners!"

It’s not a matter of principle, he doesn’t need to ask other people’s partners at all, from peacetime to civil war to now, there have always been countless TFs who want to climb on his charging bed, he never bothered about the necessary disassembly .

The Great Destroyer was a little distracted, and he began to think about whether he should call Knockdown. This woman may have a small problem in a certain system, which made her thinking circuit deviate too much from the normal track?

"Oh, I'm sorry." The girl immediately apologized obediently, which made Megatron look better.

"Sorry for thinking too much, I know you're only interested in Optimus Prime."

"..." What? !

Combining with the previous question of 'appointment', the system instantly simulated a terrible scene, Megatron choked for a moment, feeling that he really couldn't continue to calm down, he roared, "Have your scumbag brain modules been confused?! You bred a small fire on Earth is a precedent, I am only curious about the high breeding success rate, which is also a key part of reviving Cybertron!"

Baozi blinked, not sure what he heard.

Little tinder, bred.

The two words from Megatron's mouth puzzled her for a moment, and then she realized that the only thing that could quickly associate with these two words in her mind was Drift, the title of the "family of three" caused by her prank .

Leaving aside how this title came to Megatron, she is more concerned about why Megatron should pay attention to the breeding of small fire seeds?Could it be that before he founded the Decepticons, he was not just a miner-born gladiator, but also a senior official of the Cybertron Family Planning Commission... No, no, no matter how you think about it, it is not logical!

Baozi looked at Megatron suspiciously, and the other party was still full of anger when she mentioned Optimus Prime, a thought suddenly rushed into the processor.

"You... If it's not an appointment, do you want to have a date with Optimus Prime...?"

"..."

"..."

Dead silence.

After Megatron understood the meaning of the other party, he almost laughed angrily, "You think, I am trying to make a small fire with Optimus Prime?"

with who?

And the guy who wanted to penetrate each other's spark for millions of years?

"Uh." The foodie girl took a step back cautiously, "You have to know, the two of you have been fighting for too long, and there are many rumors about you."

"Like?"

"You've never really killed each other, no matter how hard you fight."

"Did your memory burn out at the same time? Who do you think scumbags stuffed the fire seed source into my fire seed chamber a few years ago?!"

"Actually... it was Sam that was stuffed in, Optimus Prime told him to stuff it in his tinder pod."

"Then Optimus Prime committed suicide before the Battle of Egypt?"

"Hey, you didn't stop Sam when he used the leader module to save him."

"At that time, I concentrated on guarding the device that destroyed the sun!"

The scarlet optical mirror met the blue one, and Baozi spread his hands, "So, no matter what the reason and reason, you are both still alive, aren't you? From Cybertron to Earth, you dropped him across the Sherma Bridge, you Trapped him in the antimatter chamber, you split open his spark chamber... There is an internet term on earth, you call it love and kill each other."

"Why don't you mention that he split me in half, that he once smashed an entire city on top of me with a shovel, that he broke my new body's transformation gear and locked me in a vehicle for two years as a gun! Slag Gun!" Megatron stared at the female TF in disbelief, "Just because we have never managed to extinguish the other's spark, so you think we should have a small spark?!"

"Of course not, there are many other rumors."

"continue!"

Unknowingly, the topic has deviated from what the Great Destroyer had originally expected, but the person involved has been completely taken away, and fell into the inexplicable question of "Should he have a small fire with Optimus Prime?"

For millions of years of war, Megatron certainly knew that whether it was the Decepticon team, the Autobot team, or the neutral team, there were some rumors about him and Optimus Prime. He never cared about this, but It does not mean that he will be indifferent to rumors that are completely illogical.

Has he and Optimus Prime been in love and killing each other for many years?

Go to his U-ball assembly line!Who doesn't want Tinder's thinking circuit to break through the universe and come up with such a conclusion!

"steamed stuffed bun!"

The shouts from the side interrupted the conversation that seriously shook the cognition of the Decepticon leader. A red light flashed in front of Baozi who was called, and Seth was already in front of her.She didn't send anyone the message that she was facing Megatron alone, but there were suddenly more Decepticons in the nearby field.

Seth, who was hiding himself and preparing to make a surprise attack, heard the conversation between the two Huzi soldiers.

"Hey, why do you think Master Megatron met that female TF alone?"

"Who knows, but that white livery is cute."

"Very cute? Dude, I think she is very cute! I heard that she is a new Autobot. Maybe His Majesty Megatron can persuade her to join the Decepticons."

"That's really... ouch!"

Seth, who couldn't stand it anymore, shot them in the head one by one, and then quickly searched for the location of Megatron and Baozi and rushed over.

Along with it comes drift.

Even though there are many differences between Megatron in different spaces, it will not change his essence as the leader of the Decepticons. When Drift faced the front master at close range, he felt that the fire pressure was a bit high, but he still felt that he should go to the front two. Step by step to protect the buns behind.

Lift your feet, take a step...can't walk.

Baozi grabbed his shoulder armor from behind and pulled him behind her and Seth.

"I don't think I should stand behind you and be protected." The swordsman's adult male self-esteem was a little hurt.

"You're afraid of DJD." Baozi didn't turn his head.

"Who said I'm afraid of DJD? Why should I be afraid of DJD?"

"Are you afraid."

Seth calmly affirmed Megatron while staring at Megatron.

"..."

The swordsman who was suppressed by both sides silently shut up and accepted his fate of being the one to be protected behind.

DJD, the Decepticon Law Enforcement Department that makes all Decepticon deserters and deserters fearful. As a former Decepticon who has been on the arrest list for a long time, Drift has enough reasons to be afraid of this team that is full of tricks.And this team is directly subordinate to Megatron, they are an absolutely loyal team brought out by Megatron himself.

So, fear of DJD - fear of Megatron, is a perfectly logical derivation.

"Oh, a family of three." The one-on-three situation made the processor, who had run away from the Great Destroyer, finally remember his original intention, but now is not a good time to continue with the original problem.

"Perhaps we shouldn't forget that we are fighting right now. The Decepticons, Autobots, Optimus Prime, and Natural Enemy are fighting fiercely." Baozi adjusted the fire unicorn to the pre-start state, "but I have one last rumor to say .”

"I give you permission to finish it."

"Teletron and Orion."

Megatron raised the hand of the fusion cannon and paused, his eyes were sharp in the scarlet light mirror, "What?"

"As you have heard the literal meaning, whether it is true or not only you know."

"..."

"And if I were you, I wouldn't stand here and wait for Cybertron to be teleported, and let the natural enemy guard the energy column and lead most of the Decepticons and Autobots to fight."

"What do you mean?"

"The Decepticon you built is being mobilized by another person, you love each other and kill each other... Oh sorry, your old enemy may die in his hands, and the planet you want to occupy will also die after Cybertron is successfully teleported." It may not become your territory, that’s what it means.”

"Are you provocative, little girl?"

"So what." The broken Baozi tilted his head, "I've seen his attitude towards you, if the Decepticons and the Autobots insist on fighting to the death, a Huzi led by the former leader of the Autobots? Sounds bad It's boring."

"The leader of the Decepticons will always be me! This is my team, and this is also my planet!" Megatron's optical lens flashed, and he smiled ferociously as if he had realized something, "You are right, I have to let some Old Slag has seen the reality." He withdrew the energy cannon that had started accumulating, "I'm going to get my power back, and you're lucky."

Baozi nodded, "And you fell in love and killed each other, I mean old enemy."

"To shut up!"

The Great Destroyer slammed and transformed into a plane and flew away quickly, and the three people who stayed in place put away their weapons.

Seth and Drift looked at each other.

What was the purpose of the two of them coming here?