[Transformers] The foodie in my body

The author has something to say: Warning: In fact, the heroine of this article is a super unscrupulous foodie _(:з」∠)_

Good News: Congratulations to Jazz

The agate red body figure just flashed, and then disappeared into the air.

When creating the last batch of fighters, the creators added the necessary skills of detection and anti-detection to them, hoping that even if they fight alone, they can also play their best in gathering intelligence and fighting.

Seth's natural ability is 'invisibility', and the limitation is that the invisibility state will be released automatically when attacking.

He stared at Megatron, who was flying into the sky, and the Decepticon leader was still holding an Autobot in his hand. It was Optimus Prime's lieutenant Sir.The slightly petite body was like a toy in Megatron's hands.

【I will save him, you are here to help them. 】

【be careful. 】

Fortunately, Megatron did not fly too high with Jazz. When he landed on the top of the clock tower, Seth just rushed to the roof of the building next to him.

"Is that all it takes, Megatron?"

Jazz, who was thrown on the roof by Megatron, couldn't do anything, so he resisted the opponent with words. What he needs to do most now is to buy time for the retreat on the ground.

The irascible Decepticon leader was really offended, and lifted him upside down by holding his foot with one hand, giving Jazz a gap to shoot back when his hands were freed.

It's a pity that the difference in combat power between the two sides is too large, and this attack is not enough to cause effective damage to Megatron.

Staring at the dying Autobot in his hands, Megatron felt that it would be more pleasant to tear such a noisy guy to shreds. He was about to grab Jazz with his other hand to tear him away, and lifted Jazz His wrist was violently attacked, forcing him to let go.

At that moment just now, Seth was also given a gap.

Jazz, who was let go, felt his body suddenly fly into the air, and he was caught again not long after he fell.

The iron sheet of the ambulance on the ground couldn't get away, and the bumblebee had just broken its leg, and it was impossible to rush over. The blue goggles turned around with doubts, and what it saw was an unfamiliar agate red body.

...Who is this?

Before he could ask his question, Wei over there was already burning with anger all day long.

"Slag Autobot bastard!" With a roar, the cannonballs were fired.

Knowing that even adding himself and Jazz would not be able to fight against Megatron, Seth hugged Jazz to avoid the attack, locked on to the low roof far away, and threw Jazz over with force.

"Wait! You can't deal with him alone..." Understanding the other party's intention to get away first, Jazz stopped anxiously when he saw that there was no machine there again.

A body that can be invisible?

Megatron also didn't have the mind to pay attention to Jazz who was thrown away, he was vigilant against possible attacks at any time.

Traditionally, what needs to be guarded against at this time is sudden guns, or maybe punches, but it is definitely not a lot of steaming, wet and sticky things that are suddenly stuck on the optical lens.

"!!"

Megatron instantly realized that it was dark even when the optical lens was turned on. The scalding liquid seeped into the gap of the eye mecha, causing a short circuit of the sensitive circuit inside, and sticky unknown objects stuck to the lens and could not be removed for a long time. .

While adjusting his eyesight angrily, he could only fire at the surroundings, "Damn slag!"

And Seth dodged those almost-missed attacks and quickly came to Jazz's side, taking advantage of Megatron's inability to withdraw and retreat to the ground.Of course, he didn't forget to give Megatron a few more shots before leaving.

"What did you use to attack him?" Jazz only saw Seth appearing suddenly behind Megatron and pressing a bunch of unknown objects on the opponent's face. He was quite curious about what those unknown objects were.

"Ten cages of soup dumplings, freshly ground soy milk, and three boxes of super sticky rice cakes." These are steamed buns that have just been bought and put in the car before eating. The special technology of S77 preserves them for long-lasting heat preservation and freshness.Thinking that Baozi will probably be hungry later and all the food here is fed to the Megatron optical lens, I am a little worried.

"……what?"

On the other side, after being separated from Seth, Baozi dug out his fire unicorn from the carrying pocket.

This is what she got by chance from a guy whose face can turn into a cannon during a trip. It has a very similar appearance to the AK47 Fire Unicorn on Earth, but its lethality is not the same.

"Hey citizens over there!" The soldiers who were urgently evacuating the crowd noticed her presence and quickly shouted, "Look for a safe place to hide!"

"Is there any place that can be called 'safe' around here?" Baozi glanced around, and there were damaged buildings and various parts and debris everywhere.Her sharp eyes spotted a familiar yellow, and she ran over there regardless of the shouts of the soldiers behind her.

"Sam."

Hearing the shout, Sam, who was busy helping Mikaela get the bumblebee into the car, turned his head and saw the person who didn't expect to appear here, "Bun?"

Bumblebee's blue optical lens turned around, and seemed to recognize the person in front of him who drove away Sam that night. His eyes fell on the fire unicorn in Baozi's hand, appearing confused and vigilant.

"I'll help you." Without further explanation, Baozi directly joined the ranks of helping.

Compared with Sam and Mikaela, who are earthlings after all, the buns produced by aliens can lift the bumblebee directly, which makes the efficiency of the three of them much faster. Next, just fix the bumblebee on the car. .

It’s just that Baozi raised the bumblebee, which was a bit irritating to people. When Lannos came to find Sam, he still maintained a shocked expression, but Mikaela responded well. Let's talk later.

Sam accepted the task of escorting the fire source and launching the signal flare, and Mikaela also completed the final fix here, and can drive the Hornet away.

The army not far away is facing a bitter battle with noise before and dizziness after.

"Where are you going?" Mikaela, who was about to tell Baozi to get into the car, found that Baozi was about to leave in the other direction. "It's dangerous there."

The bumblebee also shook the door wings, and the optical lens looked at the buns and made a vague sound, "嗞—嗞—"

"I have to contribute to saving my dinner." Baozi gestured to them with the gun in his hand, "Don't worry, we will meet again for the food."

After finishing speaking, she waved to the two of them and rushed towards the place where the dizziness was.

When he arrived at the target location, Dizzy was destroying the surroundings at random. He looked like a small expert in demolition and relocation. He especially liked to scratch ordinary cars that had no resistance on the ground, as if he was acting like an Autobot to vent his anger.

"Hey you! Damn!"

The soldiers behind the cover looked at Baozi who suddenly appeared in front of the Decepticon in surprise, the smoke and dust caused by the dizzy and continuous destruction was so big that they couldn't see clearly how this man ran in front of the Decepticon.

Baozi really doesn't know where the weakness of this Decepticon is, but she knows where all TF's common weaknesses are, and it's also her best position so far.Thinking of this, Baozi waved the fire unicorn to the Decepticon that had already locked her in the red optical mirror, "Hey, let's have a shot?"

There was a malicious smile on the corner of his mouth, and his tone was relaxed as if he hadn't seen the muzzle aimed at by the Decepticon. The soldiers who hid behind the cover and waited for an opportunity to shoot to rescue her were sweating. They almost doubted the sudden appearance. People are not crazy.

Consciously provoked, stunned and annoyed, he fired at Baozi, but the simulated scene of small and medium-sized meat worms being blown to blood and blood did not appear after the artillery fire dissipated.The sensor suddenly detected a dangerous signal, and he quickly entered a high defense state, firing guns around vigilantly.

——then felt his chassis armor being lifted off and blown away.

...?

Looking at the piece of armor that flew out, the stun processor froze for a few seconds. He never thought that one day he would be stripped of the chassis armor in full view.If this wasn't exciting enough, then in the next second, he felt a slender thing pressing against the dock—the weapon that the little meat worm was holding!

Baozi was directly below him, looking up at the steel horn on his chassis, which was even brand new without any wear and tear, and her fire unicorn was aiming at the inside of the docking port.

"It's a good first experience." With some nasty thoughts, she pulled the trigger.

Shouting 'Great!retreat quickly! 'The soldiers are different. Jazz, who was brought back to the ground by Seth and just watched the whole scene, felt that his fire was about to cool down.

Oh Pushen, what kind of monster is this little carbon-based girl who chooses that kind of place to attack? !

For a moment, he almost thought that his sensory organs were synchronized with the vertigo, otherwise, what was going on just looking at the inexplicable pain coming into the body?

"Baozi, you shouldn't say 'Come on' to a strange male TF." Seth seriously opened his mouth, and just as he brought Jazz to the ground, he heard Baozi say to Dizzy, 'Come on. Yifa', such words that are used to tease him on weekdays are used on others, which makes him feel very disobedient.

He attributed this to the record in the system that 'girls should not be too casual with strangers of the opposite sex'.

Of course, he selectively forgot that he who was molested when meeting Baozi for the first time was also a stranger of the opposite sex.

The guy in front of you just did a horrible... TF thing to a TF, even though it was a Decepticon, how did it suddenly become a teenage education channel?

The jazzy blue goggles flickered, and he looked back and forth at this wonderful pair of one person and one machine, feeling that he had witnessed a tragedy today, and the person involved simply regarded it as calm.