[Transformers] The foodie in my body

The first day we met.

"I'll call you sweet and sour pork ribs, okay?"

The girl with twin ponytails said seriously to the onyx red sports car on the side of the road, no different from a child who loves to talk to toys and name them.

Of course the sports car would not answer her.

So the girl knocked on the hood of the car, "If you don't say anything, it will be your acquiescence?"

The sports car remained motionless.

Unfortunately, it was the dead of night at this time, and few passers-by passed by.Otherwise, what a strange scene would be an unmanned car parked on the side of a country road at night and a girl talking to it.

One person and one car confronted each other in the dark for a while, the girl sighed, and gently stroked the front of the car with her hands.

"If you keep pretending to be dead, I'm going to dismantle you?" As he said, he clasped his fingers on the front cover of the car with a little force, and the locked car cover was lifted off.

The CPU, stimulated by the tiny electric current released by the other party's fingertips, was startled, and realized that the other party was not a carbon-based creature that he was familiar with on the earth. Mr. Sports Car could no longer pretend that he was an ordinary car,

The headlights flicked on, the engine started, and Mr. Sports Car slammed the hood shut and stepped back a bit.

"Aren't you human?" Mr. Roadster finally spoke, a little bit shyly - of course he hid it.

Even for the machine that was involved in the flames of war as soon as it came off the assembly line, he didn't have time to learn too much about emotions. He also knew that "disassembly" had an unusual meaning for them, and judging from the girl's playful eyes just now, she It is also very clear.

Oh, the source of the fire, this is the first time in his TF life that he has encountered such a molestation.

"Hi, I'm from star S77. Mimic transformation is our basic skill."

The fact that Mr. Sports Car stopped playing dead obviously made the girl very happy, "So, can I call you sweet and sour pork ribs?"

"why?"

"That's my favorite earth food right now, your paint looks like his. Especially at night."

"..."

Mr. Sports Car, who silently searched for sweet and sour pork ribs on the Internet, felt a little tired, "I think the color of this food you like should... be darker than my paint color?"

What responded to him was the girl's shy smile, "I prefer to make it with ketchup."

The ingredients will indeed become more colorful after being wrapped in tomato sauce.

Mr. Roadster thinks, then reacts, wait that's not the point.The point is, "But I have a name, miss."

"Then what was your original name?"

"TFA95130."

"Huh?" The girl curled her lips after hearing this, "It doesn't sound as good as sweet and sour pork ribs, does it?"

No, although this code name, which isn't even a name, really doesn't sound good, but he doesn't think a long and inexplicable name like sweetandsourspareribs sounds good either.

"Why are you so obsessed with naming me?"

It is normal for them to meet by chance and leave after getting along for a while. Why does this child of the S77 star insist on naming it?

"Because I want to be with you." Was answered so naturally.

The girl approached his car cover again, "I've seen you many times, and you're acting alone, right?"

Have you seen it many times?

The result of a quick search in the memory system is that no data matching the girl in front of him has been recorded, and then Mr. Sports Car remembered that the S77 star can freely mimic other cosmic life forms. .

And 'also' means that the other party is also alone.

"So," the girl continued, leaning against the hood of his car, "isn't it just right for us to be together?"

No, I don't think it's right there at all.

There's nothing else in common other than they're both wandering the planet alone, okay?

But they are still together.

Mr. Sports Car felt that his CPU was a little slow, and the processor had been running for a long time without processing it and he understood why.

Presumably, that only commonality becomes the key point?

He was the last batch of fighters who came off the assembly line to fight during the Cybertron Civil War, and the only mission he was given after creation was to fight.Before the partners of the same batch could be named, the production warehouse was blown up by the Decepticons' artillery fire, and they went directly to the battlefield with their code names.

After the war, Cybertron was destroyed. They lost many companions and lost their once prosperous and beautiful hometown.

In the devastation, he chose to leave his home planet and wander in the universe.

Except for combat data and enemy data, most of the storage area is blank. At a time when all TFs are overwhelmed, he wants to fill in these gaps.

Walking together in times of non-war.

This kind of experience is also the first time for him.

"However, are you sure you want to call me Sweet and Sour Pai Fu, don't you think it's very long and a mouthful =_=" I can't imagine that if I run into a fellow Autobot in the future, when introducing each other, I have to tell each other 'Hi, I'm Sugar Vinegar Pork Ribs'.

"Don't worry, I can call you Seth." The girl who was already sitting in the car enjoying the fully automatic high-quality driving service patted the steering wheel, "Of course, when you introduce to outsiders, you must not forget that your name is sweet and sour pork ribs."

_(:з)∠)_It's not bad at all, he still has to tell his companion that long and weird name when he sees him.

Mr. Sports Car, okay sweet and sour pork ribs, I mean Seth, Xin tiredly pressed the horn.

He remembered the long-forgotten question, "You don't seem to have told me your name?"

"steamed stuffed bun."

Baozi?

“Small steamed buns with barbecued pork, custard buns, sesame seeds, red bean paste, beef sauce, pork, cabbage, and soup. After thinking about it, steamed buns are the best, covering all the above.”

Wait wait wait, so you just thought of a name?

"I like steamed stuffed buns so much. Let's drive a little faster and go eat steamed stuffed buns tomorrow morning."

Saying that his name is Baozi and saying that he likes Baozi is definitely narcissism.

While thinking about it, Seth increased the horsepower silently, and recorded the various steamed stuffed bun information and the route of the nearest restaurant that he had just searched online.

He didn't ask what the other party's original name was, it was probably the same as he accepted the new name, and it was perfect to use the new name as the starting point of a new life.

Whether it is love at first sight for the agate-colored body, or simply thinking that transforming into a human needs a high-quality means of transportation, or just wanting to have an extra companion during the journey, these starting points are no longer important.

Girl Baozi stayed on the earth with Seth for a long time without knowing it. They have been to many cities, big and small, searching for delicious food and snacks along the streets and alleys. The mimetic traits of the S77 stars allow them to absorb energy from the food of native life. During the journey, Baozi told Seth that her original intention of leaving her hometown to travel the universe was to taste all kinds of delicacies.

Seth searched the Internet and learned a new word - foodie.

That's right, the heroine of this article is an out-and-out foodie.

And she can eat much more than normal girls without worrying about gaining weight, she is simply the author's enemy.

...sorry for messing things up.

Baozi’s love for Chinese food can be seen from the naming of himself and Seth, but as a foodie, it is only right to wander around for a change of taste.

Thanks to the carbon-based gourmets and chefs who continue to have new ideas for food and tirelessly try until they make new products, this foraging duo can wander around the world without worrying about finding new snacks.

"Welcome next time."

The waiter's farewell sound was more shocking than enthusiastic.

Tonight, the restaurant had the highest revenue per table, and he also got a considerable tip, but he cared more about the belly of the guest who just left than the excitement of getting the money.

A young girl with a slender waist and a flat stomach.

And counting from the fact that he cleaned up the dishes more than three times before the table was not enough to pile up, the girl ate two steaks and one pork steak, two 9-inch bacon pizzas, one fruit pizza, and three brownies , a large fruit salad, creamy mushroom bisque, three chocolate chip cookie ice creams, plus refillable juice drinks.

If he hadn't been in good shape and in good spirits, he would have thought that a bulimia patient had come to the store.

No, bulimia cannot eat like this. How can a normal person eat this way? They will definitely die.

"That boy looked at you like he was looking at an alien." Seth started the engine after Baozi sat in the driver's seat, "You have completely refreshed his worldview."

"Honey, I was originally an alien." Baozi touched the Autobot logo on the steering wheel and laughed, "Okay, I admit, the food I ate today was a bit exaggerated, who made this restaurant so suitable for my appetite. "

The onyx red Porsche wobbled from side to side, and it looked like the driver had suddenly lost control of the steering wheel.

The car behind honked its horn in displeasure.

"Seth?"

"fine."

Absolutely something.

Baozi thought about what he said and did just now.She knew the words weren't enough of a distraction for Seth, so it was—the action?

"Seth."

"kindness?"

In order to verify her idea, she rubbed her hand on the sign again, with intentional force, "Here."

You know you're on the right track when you hear the sound of your Porsche's engine suddenly turn abnormal.

"New game points, get."

"..."

The innocent Xiaobaihua Autobot Seth who was molested ran for a long time and was speechless.

What the hell is a game point?Ever since he met this S77 foodie girl, he has been molested and has never resisted successfully. I really want to grab a handful of condensate.

Pretending to be an ordinary sports car and being silent for a long time, he felt that he still had to say something, but the signal Popin suddenly received by the message receiver diverted his attention, "Let's take a detour."

"kindness."

Baozi always directly supported Seth when he made a statement, even if she didn't know what happened.

The body turned beautifully and drove towards the place where the signal was sent, but he could receive the encrypted message track, so it could only be set to be disclosed to the Autobot insider, and the sender must be an Autobot.

Parked the car not far from the signal beam, and covered himself in the darkness of night, Seth did not transform, quietly looking at the bright yellow painted body that was sending out a signal.

"Aren't you going to say hello to him?" Baozi got out of the car and was leaning against his hood. She could feel that his mood was a bit complicated.

"No." Seth kept the car and looked at the fellow Autobots not far away, "Although the signal is open to the Autobots, the content is highly encrypted. We can sense the signal but cannot know the details. He is performing a mission .”

And he hasn't had the concept of 'task' for a long time since he left the war.

The author has something to say: Baozi can be literally translated as [Baozi] in English

The male protagonist Seth comes from [sweetandsourspareribs English acronym Sass]