fall in love with fake straight man

"Xiao Hai, how are you doing recently? I heard who said you got a big dog?"

"Brother Hai, I'm two years older than you, so I can't be rude, girl." Cao Hai felt a little headache looking at Cao Rong, who was serious about acting: "Also, who told you this, the news is so well-informed Still so loud?"

After the three of them sat down, the two brothers and sisters started talking on their own. Luo Fei, who couldn't get in the conversation, sat quietly on the side, quietly looking at the new "Xiao Hai" from the corner of his eyes. ".Cao Hai's hairstyle is simple hair-inch, looks sunny and clean, a white T-shirt with dark blue jeans, except for a jet-black jade bracelet, no other accessories can be seen on his body, the whole person looks a bit Xiaoshuai, this is Luo Fei's favorite type - if it wasn't for the unknown relationship with his blind date, Luo Fei might flirt and strike up a conversation.

Luo Fei was listening to the two people making jokes, while secretly thinking about the situation of Xiao Hai. He was two years older than Cao Rong, so he should be the same age as him. Sentimental and immature, on the contrary, he looks like a big boy in temperament, he doesn't look like 25 years old at all.

Hearing Cao Hai's question, Cao Rong blinked her long eyelashes, and continued nonsense without stammering at all: "Who else has such a big mouth except Taotao. Besides, you are only two years older than me, so calling you Xiaohai Come on, let me make my brother appear extravagant~"

Cao Hai's father originally wanted to name his son Cao Haitao, but he didn't know which "master" he met who roamed the world. He said that the name Haitao was not in harmony with his fate, so he directly chose a word, which was Cao Hai.In line with the concept of frugal housekeeping, in order not to waste the brain cells of the child's father, "Tao Tao" became Cao Hai's nickname.

When Cao Rong said "Taotao has a big mouth", she was actually referring to Cao Hai.Cao Hai gritted his teeth in anger when he saw that she asked him to help and even buried himself, demolished the bridge before the river crossed, and scolded the bald donkey in front of the monk.

Cao Hai and Cao Rong are cousins. In this age group where they are both only children, cousins ​​can already be counted as the closest blood relationship besides their parents.The two brothers and sisters were somewhat rebellious when they were in adolescence. If they got into trouble, they would hide in each other's house. If the trouble was more serious, they would simply stay at the other's house for a week. Chinese people love face, and they can't educate their children at their brother's house. , At most, they can only scold a few words. This method can at least avoid a fat beating, which also allows the two brothers and sisters to stand in the same trench early.

"Ah, you mean Shuai Tao, I heard from Shuai Tao two days ago that you lost a bet to him with a seafood feast and a boutique figure. He told me that he had chosen an eva The number one machine is here, why don't we go buy it later, and I'll bring it to him for you?"

Handsome Tao... also a big meal plus figures... Cao Rong is more and more shameless and admires Cao Hai's five bodies, Cao Hai and Cao Rong's family conditions are good, the model in Cao Hai's photo is definitely not cheap, help yourself To solve a blind date, she just wanted to blackmail herself for thousands of dollars. Cao Rong is not willing to be taken advantage of by this: "I don't believe it. Taotao treats me better than my own brother. I saw a donkey bag recently, and I still want to find him What about friendly sponsorship..."

"Diligence and thrift are the fine traditions of the working people in our country. If it's okay, what donkey bags are you looking at? I'll ask the waiter to help you with two plastic bags later..."

The two brothers and sisters bickered, and Luo Fei, who was by the side, couldn't politely lower his head to play with his mobile phone. He knew that it would be meaningless to stay any longer, so he wanted to say goodbye.

Luo Fei glanced at his watch pretendingly: "I'm sorry, I have some business to do in the company later, so I'll take my leave first, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Seeing Luo Fei being so knowledgeable and interesting.Cao Rong took the initiative to find a reason to leave, although Cao Rong was relieved, but she also felt a little embarrassed: "Well, I met an acquaintance today, I'm sorry, if you have something to do, you should do it first, and we will make an appointment when you have time..."

Back home, Luo Fei called his aunt. The blind date ended hastily, and it was not his fault. Of course, he had to report the situation and read this article so that the old lady would not have to worry about it.

As soon as the mobile phone beeped, the other side of the phone was connected. Luo Fei suspected that the aunt might have been waiting for news with her mobile phone.

"Hey, Xiao Fei, how was the blind date? Did it go well?"

"Auntie, um, I'm Xiao Fei, that girl met a friend today, it's not convenient to chat, so I'll leave first."

"When you meet friends, play together. If you young people get married in the future, you will definitely know each other's friends."

The first blind date, the auntie thought about the future after marriage, this long-term plan made Luo Fei a little speechless: "I don't know each other well yet, I can't get in the conversation between them, it's so embarrassing to just stay on the sidelines .”

"That's okay, have you two made an appointment for the next time?"

"No, I just said that I will contact you when I have time."

"You child, you are not sure about this matter. Maybe it will be the year of the monkey next time. I will call now to help you settle it. Just wait, I will call you back in a few minutes!"

Luo Fei just wanted to say that there is no need to trouble Auntie, everything can develop naturally, however, the phone is already busy.

In the end, the wait lasted for more than half an hour. Just when Luo Fei thought that there was no more to say, and wanted to call Xiaobai, Auntie called, who had already made a complete date plan for him. , told him that the appointed time is tomorrow at 02:30 pm, let him watch a movie with Cao Rong, in a private theater, couple boxes, the group purchase money has already been paid, the group purchase QR code has been sent to his WeChat, let He pays attention to check...

Luo Fei instantly felt that his mood index plummeted... Is this over yet?Luo Fei knew that all of this was due to his aunt's concern for him, but Luo Fei didn't want this concern at all.But even if he doesn't want it anymore, Luo Fei can only force himself to accept it, regardless of his aunt's face, but his mother is still there, so what else can he do besides coping?

In the coffee shop, Cao Hai and Cao Rong were still arguing over whether Taotao is handsome or not. Just as they were eloquently citing scriptures, Cao Rong's mother called Cao Rong...

"Rongrong, it's over for you!"

This should have been an interrogative sentence, but Cao Rong's mother's tone was very certain, and Cao Rong did not deny it keenly.

"Well, it's over, what's the matter, Mom?"

"It's nothing, I'm just concerned, what do you think of Ronaldinho?"

"That's it. I encountered a little situation today, and I didn't talk too much about it."

There was obviously some dissatisfaction in Empress Dowager Cao's voice: "What's the matter? Xiao Luo's aunt has already mentioned it. Just tell me. Who did you take?"

Cao Rong glanced at Cao Hai. She thought that Luo Fei might have made a small report behind his back. Fortunately, he didn't mention Cao Hai's full name when he was introduced just now, so he can turn around now.

Cao Rong immediately decided that it would be better to make up nonsense than to tell the truth, at least she would suffer less: "Ah, I didn't bring anyone with me, it was just a chance encounter, really, my high school buddy, Iron Ci, I haven't seen him for a long time, We met by chance, what's the matter, Mom?"

"You still ask what's wrong! Can you still understand something, kid? When can't you get together with your classmates? At this time, you are chatting in full swing. How embarrassing Xiao Luo is... You said you are already 23, what? I'm still ignorant, I'll be 25 in two years, and I'll be 30 in a blink of an eye, when will I have to worry about you...Look at the girl in our neighbor's house, she's 30 and hasn't married yet, It's not easy to get married now, her mother is going blind from crying, and she's not in the mood to dance with us in the square at night, you can save me some trouble... balabala..."

Cao Rong rolled her eyes when she heard that, ah, it only takes one day for the earth to go around so big!Even the earth has to rotate more than 1800 days in five years! 23 years old and turning 30 in a blink of an eye, what big eyes are those!

"Okay, Mom, I know. Now that he's gone, what do you think? You can't let me chase him out right now! Why should I lose my position like that? I..."

"Hey, you kid, let me tell you what to do! You don't have to do this. Aunt Xiao Luo dances with me every day in the square dance. Don't embarrass your mother! Otherwise, I will have no face in the future. , I can only dance at home every day, put music on in the morning and evening, and I will go to your room to dance, just in time for you to exercise with me! You see, you have gained a lot of weight this year! If you don’t exercise anymore No one wants it anymore, and it will be difficult to have children in the future!"

"Mom!" Cao Rong wanted to cry.

Cao Hai put his ear on the back of Cao Rong's phone, and when he heard Cao Rong being scolded, he covered his mouth with a gleeful smile, and when he heard his aunt say that Cao Rong was getting fat, he pinched Cao Rong's waist, and then used both hands Comparing a big circle, the more gestures are made, the bigger it gets.

Cao Rong burst into tears, and understood that he meant that she was fat. Looking at the circle that was getting bigger and bigger, she seemed to see her future waistline. Cao Rong quickly grabbed Cao Hai's hand and pressed it on the table!

On the other side of the phone, Cao Rong's mother continued to talk: "Don't call me mom, it's useless to call me grandma! Let me tell you, I have an appointment with him over there. At 2:[-] tomorrow afternoon, Ronaldinho and I Auntie has booked a movie theater, a private theater, and a box for you two, so that you won’t meet outsiders! You two should have a good chat tomorrow!"

Cao Rong was dead.

After hanging up her mother's phone, Cao Rong stared at Cao Hai fixedly, her face full of lovelessness.

Cao Hai didn't hold back, and laughed out loud while lying on the table.

"Brother, you have to help me!" Cao Rong's voice was full of firmness, and she slapped the table hard to boost her prestige.

Although Cao Rong slapped the table with little force, the sound was not small, not to mention that Cao Hai was smiling on the table with his face sideways, and one ear was buzzing by Cao Rong's slapping.

"What's the matter, you still want to rely on me?" Cao Hai rubbed his ears and grinned.

"I don't care, I don't care, whoever makes you my brother, you have to help me!" Cao Rong had an expression of "I just want to rely on you".

"Forget it, Taotao is so ugly, it wouldn't be good to embarrass you when you go out, tomorrow I will lock Taotao up and let him masturbate all day by himself!"

Cao Rong patted the table again: "My Taotao is the most handsome in the country, no, my brother Taotao is the most handsome in the universe, I will turn against anyone who dares to say that he is ugly!"

Cao Hai...

"My brother Taotao is super handsome! If he debuts, he will definitely be a king, and he will instantly kill all the little fresh meat!"

Cao Hai...

"If I hadn't been his sister, I would have chased him long ago! When he wears crotch pants, I'm so fascinated by him!"

Cao Hai: "It's okay to describe it objectively, don't engage in personality cults, and keep your tastes light."

Cao Rong...

The two of them didn't get along for a while before turning the topic back to tomorrow's "Blind Date Sequel".

"Sister, please forgive your brother. Isn't it just a blind date? It's no big deal. Even if you look down on him, my aunt can't force you to marry, right? What are you afraid of!"

"It doesn't matter, you have to help me. I'm only 23 years old, and I'm going to be forced to go on a blind date. Is there any freedom left? This is a marriage arranged by parents! This is simply the evil old society! The flower buds of my motherland have just bloomed, How can you bear to encounter the ruthless wind and rain! As a young man in the new century, you have the obligation to help your relatives overcome this difficulty! Liberate the innocent girl who was persecuted by the feudal ideology! Besides, this did not let you face the feudalism Evil forces..."

"It took more than 20 years to bloom, you are definitely a cactus!"

Cao Rong clenched her fists angrily, but it's a pity that now she has something to ask for, so she doesn't dare to use violence.

Cao Hai continued to gloat: "I think that guy is not bad, he looks good in a shirt and trousers, what about you, you can go and see it by yourself tomorrow, isn't it just a movie for two hours, born in New China, grow under the red flag, you must have the fearless spirit of dedicating yourself to the revolution!"

Cao Rong patted the table again: "Let me, a young girl like me, sacrifice myself, are you still my brother!"

The knocking sound was a little louder, and the voice of Cao Rong's voice was a little higher, and the coffee shop became quiet in an instant, and everyone's eyes were focused on Cao Hai.

Cao Hai stood up and cupped his hands to the surroundings. He didn't expect to say something to explain, so he could only sit down again and covered his face with his hands: "Rong, let's save face, what do you mean when I say dedication? I heard my aunt calling just now. The couple’s private room is just a sofa. Even if you take me in, where do you want me to sit? It can’t be that you two sit and I stand, you watch a movie and I stand behind you and serve tea Pour water? Then what has become of your brother and me? Isn't that nine thousand years old!"

"No matter! Tomorrow you will accompany Ai's family to wait for him at the gate of the cinema! Other mountain people have their own tricks"

"Aijia, you big-headed ghost! Well, then I will accompany you tomorrow. What good plan do you have?"

"Then you two go in and watch a movie, and I'll leave first!"

Cao Hai was about to cry: "Your Majesty, please spare me. If your uncle finds out that I am here to sabotage your blind date, you must beat me to death."

"It doesn't matter! If you don't agree, I'll expose it when I get home. You are the one who disrupted the situation today! If you agree, I will definitely not confess you later!"

Cao Hai felt that he could already wipe away his tears, this sister is really a fool.

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