fall in love with fake straight man

It has to be said that Luo Fei's physical strength is much better than that of Cao Hai. He walked for 10 minutes with the bean bag in his arms, and only sweated a little.

The two chatted and chatted while walking.

"Xiao Hai, your physical strength is too weak. You should exercise when you are free."

Cao Hai was a little ashamed, his physical strength was really bad, his grip strength was only 17 in high school, not as good as many girls in his class...

He once thought about exercising well, and he also applied for a fitness card.But it's a pity that he was embarrassed when he went to the gym. He could only push empty bars when he was lying down on the bench press, and he couldn't add a single weight stack. Many female men in the gym were much stronger than him.

Of course, this kind of situation will attract the attention of almost everyone in the gym. Cao Hai felt that it was too embarrassing, and he put the fitness card into the sidelines——Cao Hai figured it out, exercising is the most boring thing!

It is said that the thousand-year-old turtle is 8-year-old. Are these two animals long enough?But which one of them is doing sports all day long, exercising desperately on the treadmill, sweating down the neck, tired like the third grandson?So life lies in stillness, and I just play games honestly.

Although objectively Cao Hai is not strong, but with his character, he will definitely not admit that he is a weak chicken.

Carrying a plastic bag weighing twenty to thirty kilograms, Cao Hai's arms hurt from falling down, but he still responded stiffly to Luo Fei: "Don't look at me as thin, his bones are full of meat. If you hadn't snatched it just now, I can run faster than Liu Xiang while holding a bean bag."

Seeing Cao Hai's stubborn mouth, Luo Fei laughed happily: "You can forget it. With your small body? In the future, having sex with your partner will be a matter, and you still want to catch up with Liu Xiang, don't dream about it."

Fuck, how did it get involved in sex?It is a matter of a man's dignity, Cao Hai can't show weakness, but this is a good opportunity to discuss in detail with Luo Fei!

"I'm telling you. Don't believe me, brother is having sex!"

Luo Fei turned his head and gave Tao Caohai a suspicious look.

Cao Hai was in a hurry, and wanted to talk about how good his physical strength was, and to be a positive proof, but looking at his body, it was not convincing, so he simply played a hooligan: "Young man, you don't understand! Some postures are wrong. Tiring and high!"

Cao Hai imagined in his heart that he was lying on the bed, and Luo Fei was sitting on his body up and down. This posture must be high and not tiring.

Hearing Cao Hai's words, a picture also formed in Luo Fei's mind, Cao Hai was lying on the bed, and he was lying on Cao Hai's body - this posture really made Cao Hai high and relaxed.

For a moment, both of them fell into infinite reverie, and happily flirted in their own world, so they didn't have the mood to bicker anymore.

After walking for a while, they returned to the community where they lived.

From a distance, Cao Hai saw Uncle Wang, Sister Song, Xiaoman, and Liu Youzhi—four people sitting in the shade of a tree chatting.

How could I run into Liu Youzhi, a crazy woman, everywhere I went?Cao Hai slandered, he was really a little timid in his heart, he simply hid behind Luo Fei, still muttering in a low voice, she can't see me, she can't see me.

What Cao Hai didn't know was that seeing him now, Liu Youzhi trembled even more. If it wasn't for the high price of the house, Liu Youzhi would have considered moving. After more than [-] years of being pretty, he has now become the prey of a straight-headed idiot. , Isn't this going to make the whole world laugh together!

Seeing the shadows of Luo Fei and Cao Hai from a distance, Liu Youzhi yelled, 'I'm going to buy some bottles of water', then performed lightness kung fu, and ran away quickly...

Luo Fei also felt strange when he saw Liu Youzhi's strange behavior, knowing that it must be because of Cao Hai, he couldn't help but look back at Cao Hai, only to find that he was hiding in his shadow like a quail, and couldn't help it. I asked with a smile: "What are you doing?"

Cao Hai bent even lower: "I'm hiding from that lunatic Liu Youzhi."

Luo Fei felt it was even more funny, what happened to these two people?Such an adult, he even started playing peek-a-boo: "Don't hide, Liu Youzhi is gone."

When Cao Hai heard Luo Fei's words, he poked his head out from behind his shoulder to observe the enemy's situation. Very well, the alarm was lifted and the enemy's situation disappeared.

Cao Hai turned back into a man with his chest up and his head up, but after walking a few steps, he wondered again, maybe Liu Youzhi ran to the elevator to block him?What should I do then?

Well, let's wait for a while, Liu Youzhi saw that he and Luo Fei left naturally without taking the elevator, so he happened to talk to Uncle Wang and let him take care of his violent daughter, and it would be best to send her to a mental hospital .

If Uncle Wang has no money, he can provide some sponsorship...

After making up his mind, Cao Hai dragged Luo Fei to the front of Uncle Wang.Say hello to Uncle Wang with a smile on his face: "Good afternoon, Uncle Wang."

Uncle Wang looked at Cao Hai in front of him, but there was a bit of complexity in his eyes, and he sighed quietly after a while: "Xiao Hai, it's the uncle who misjudged you."

ah?Cao Hai was taken aback, he didn't understand what Uncle Wang was trying to say?

Uncle Wang patted the armrest of the wheelchair, and continued to say sadly: "Xiao Hai, let me tell you, Youzhi is really not suitable for you, so just let my daughter go."

let go?I am neither the king of the mountain, nor a Japanese, so I would never rob people’s girls by force. How can I let go of this! Besides, even if I rob, I don’t rob Liu Youzhi—that’s not a flower girl at all, but a girl. Female gangster!No, she is not a female hooligan, but a female bandit!Who dares to rob her? She is almost as good as robbing a boy from a good family.

Cao Hai sneaked a glance at Luo Fei. Luo Fei had already put the bean bag on the ground, and was taking a bottle of water from Xiaoman's hand to drink. He didn't respond to what Uncle Wang said.

Cao Hai felt a little disappointed, but he must make this matter clear: "Uncle Wang, have you misunderstood? I really have no interest in Sister You Zhi."

Uncle Wang still looked at him with a heartbroken expression on his face, and said earnestly: "Xiao Hai, the uncle is not old fashioned, and can understand the things between you young people. But my girl, she is really not suitable for you."

Cao Hai was a little anxious again: "Uncle Wang, I also feel that we are not suitable. I can't hide from Sister Zhi. How dare I chase her! But she chased me for a long time last night?"

"What? Youzhi is chasing you? Uncle Wang's eyes widened, and he looked surprised: "That kid Youzhi is still on two boats? "

Cao Hai who said this was surprised, he stepped on two boats, who was the other, could it be Luo Fei?

Before Cao Hai could ask Uncle Wang in detail, Xiao Man said, "Uncle Wang, I guess it's just a misunderstanding, so don't ask, let's just watch the show, how fun it is."

Uncle Wang looked at Xiaoman in surprise: "Why are you not in a hurry, kid? Are you sure it's all a misunderstanding?"

Xiaoman didn't speak, but raised her chin at Cao Hai.

Cao Hai quickly stated: "Uncle Wang, don't worry, even if Sister Youzhi chases me, I won't be with her until I'm 80!" What is Xiaoman in a hurry?Could it be that Xiaoman has reached her age and wants to find a boyfriend as soon as possible?Could the target be Luo Fei again?This Luo Fei could not be Tang Seng's reincarnation, why so many female fairies want to catch him?I have to watch closely, and not let them take advantage of it.

However, Cao Hai didn't know that in reality, he was the only male elf who wanted to eat Luo Fei's meat.

After chatting with Uncle Wang for a while, Liu Youzhi's figure appeared in the distance, and Xiaoman just wanted to call Liu Youzhi over.I saw Liu Youzhi staring at this side twice, and then hid behind the tree.

Liu Youzhi, who was hiding behind the tree, was struggling mentally. Just to avoid Cao Hai, he had already brought the water downstairs beforehand, but he said he was going to buy water, which was really cowardly.Now that I am hiding behind a tree, Xiaoman sees me, isn't it a bit embarrassing?

Thinking of this, Liu Youzhi resolutely left his trench, strode forward with his head held high, and walked towards the few people with an attitude of resigning himself to death.

Cao Hai also found Liu Youzhi, grabbed Luo Fei, said hello to Uncle Wang and the others, and hurried away.

Seeing this scene from a distance, Liu Youzhi finally became happy. Was Cao Hai just an innocent paper tiger?Then I was afraid that he would fuck me, and when I saw Cao Hai in the future, I guess I could scare him away with just blowing a kiss!There's absolutely no need to hide.

After entering the elevator and going upstairs, as soon as he entered the door, Cao Hai put down his things and began to rub his shoulders. For him, walking so far with those vegetables was already an overload of physical labor.

Luo Fei added water to the bean bag, and began to put the things into the refrigerator little by little.After finishing these tasks, looking at Cao Hai collapsed on the sofa, Luo Fei went to make him another cup of herbal tea.

Cao Hai looked at the herbal tea in front of him, and was somewhat moved. In order to repay Luo Fei, he immediately gave Luo Fei a pack of the aphrodisiac tea he bought...

At the pharmacy, they had already said that this medicine is to be soaked in water as tea, so the teller at the pharmacy thoughtfully powdered it for them to facilitate the evaporation of the medicine, and also used a hand-sewn non-woven bag After being divided into packages and washed with hot water, the two herbal teas, which originally had exactly the same formula, were indistinguishable from the outside.

In the hot air, Cao Hai sniffed his cup of herbal tea, and then licked it. He felt that it was not bad to drink, and then he began to wonder about the taste of Luo Fei's cup of side tea.

Seeing Cao Hai's curious look, Luo Fei generously handed him the cup in his hand, letting him have a taste.

Cao Hai took a sip, then frowned: "Why do these two packets of medicine taste the same? Let's not mix up."

Hearing this, Luo Fei also tasted Cao Hai's cup of tea, and felt that the taste was really similar.

Could it be that Chinese herbal teas all taste like this?

Luo Fei was a little confused about the situation, but his tea was given by Cao Hai for health care, while Cao Hai's tea was prescribed by himself as an aphrodisiac... He didn't want to drink Cao Hai's tea bag, so he simply found I took a marker pen and wrote the names of the two people separately on the two plastic bags to avoid confusion in the future.

Seeing Luo Fei's actions, Cao Hai secretly heaved a sigh of relief.That way you won't be afraid to drink too much.As long as Luo Fei can persist in drinking the herbal tea he prepared for him for a few days, he will definitely find a chance... Hehehe.

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PS: I got home too late yesterday, I really didn't get up, the update was a bit late, sorry~~!