fall in love with fake straight man

Hearing Luo Fei said that he was going to see an old Chinese doctor, Cao Hai felt bitter in his mouth. Taking Chinese medicine every day for a week had already caused him serious resistance to the taste of Chinese medicine. He really couldn't bear it anymore: "That , I feel like I’m already well... I also want to tell you that there are two bowls of medicine left in the house, so I just freeze them, and I won’t take them for now.”

Looking at Cao Hai's frowning eyebrows and his childish tone, Luo Fei somehow felt better, but he still insisted on seeing the old Chinese doctor. Cao Hai rechecked.

"Even if you're fine, I'd like to go and have a look. I'll prescribe some health tea for the two of us and drink it every day. I feel quite tired when I go to work, and you have to go to work recently. Your illness is just right, and your health It’s still a little empty, if you don’t get used to it, your body won’t be able to hold on.”

Seeing Luo Fei's persistence, Cao Hai couldn't say anything more, and the two of them changed directions and walked towards the old doctor's clinic.

Thinking of meeting that unreliable old Chinese doctor soon, Cao Hai felt a little uncomfortable.

Old Chinese doctors and old Chinese medicine practitioners themselves also studied Chinese medicine, so why is there such a big gap?Well, old Chinese doctor, that’s right, Cao Rong’s suggestion, I can just find this old Chinese doctor, ask him to help the staff with prescriptions, and prescribe some medicine for Luo Fei - I just need to study how to open this mouth...

Not long after, the two arrived at the clinic of the old Chinese doctor.

It's only been a week, and the little nurse obviously hasn't forgotten about the gluttonous bean buns. Seeing Cao Hai and Luo Fei, she immediately took out a few packs of dried tofu from the drawer at the front desk, and started playing with the bean buns.

"Girl, you greet the guests, don't just tease the dog!" Seeing Dou Bao's silly way of flicking his tail while eating dried beans, the old Chinese doctor thought of his white coat covered in dog hair, and resented his granddaughter again. It ignited.

The granddaughter didn't seem to be afraid of her grandpa. The little nurse was not afraid of the old Chinese doctor's orders: "Grandpa, if I don't coax the dog well, why are you treating people?"

The old doctor was so angry that he blew his beard. He still couldn't bear to say anything about his granddaughter. He turned his head and looked at Luo Fei again, and the old doctor put on a smile again: "Xiao Luo, you are here."

Luo Fei also greeted the old Chinese doctor with a smile: "I'll bring my friends over to have a look."

The old Chinese doctor looked at Cao Hai again, and nodded, "Young man looks good. Your wife is back."

Hearing this sentence, Cao Hai felt as if ten thousand muddy horses were galloping past. Can this old man speak?If you can't speak, can you not speak?This depends on the fact that he is a doctor, and he can be saved if he is angry.etc,

Could it be that this old man came up with this idea, to intentionally make his anger sick so that he can treat people and make money, just like a coffin shop expecting people to die.Thinking of this, Cao Hai nodded silently in his heart, he felt that he had seen through the essence of this old Chinese doctor, he was just a bad old man!

Cao Hai, who has seen through the enemy's situation, of course will not get angry easily.He curled the corner of his mouth, nodded politely, and then said hello: "Hi, sir."

Seeing that Cao Hai is so well-behaved, the old Chinese doctor is very satisfied, but Luo Fei's jaw is about to drop off—this is not the Cao Hai who doesn't suffer at all, is this kid holding back some bad water again? ?

Frightened and frightened, Luo Fei quickly pushed Cao Hai down on the chair, told him to stop talking, and then signaled the old Chinese doctor to take his pulse. Luo Fei felt that he should read it early and go home early to avoid any further troubles.

The old Chinese doctor's medical skills are good, and he is already familiar with the pulse, and he didn't waste any time. He quickly nodded in satisfaction: "You have taken the medicine well these days, and your body has almost recovered. Pay attention to regulating your mood. That's fine. People, you have to look ahead, and you must know that you can't keep the day of yesterday, and you will be sad if you keep it!"

Seeing that the old Chinese doctor has entered the state of copying again.It made Cao Hai complain crazily in his heart, and he was worried if he stayed or stayed, it must be that the female university did not stay!This gender can't even be labeled, but fortunately he can say it!

Before Cao Hai could speak and reacted to the old Chinese doctor's emotion, Luo Fei grabbed the seat Cao Hai pushed away and sat down, and handed his wrist to the old Chinese doctor: "Xiao Hai, go buy some Snacks like dried tofu. I'll take my pulse too, and I'll go home early so I can eat earlier."

Cao Hai also wanted to ask the old Chinese doctor for help, but he couldn't tell Luo Fei in front of Luo Fei's face. Cairo flies.

In the clinic, there were only three people left, the old Chinese doctor, the little nurse and Luo Fei. There were still a lot of people. In front of the young little nurse, Luo Fei was a little embarrassed to speak, so he could only ask the little nurse to bring the beanbags to the clinic. Go out to play for a while at the door, and then start to think about your words.

Seeing Luo Fei's indecision, the old doctor's eyes were a little strange, he sighed: "Xiao Luo, there is no one else, so you can just say it straight."

Straight up?Luo Fei wanted to say it directly, but he couldn't!

The old Chinese doctor continued to persuade: "Xiao Luo, it's okay, I understand everything! You say that you young people just don't pay attention, and you are in trouble now! Sigh, I really don't know what to say about you all these years. , It’s also the current society, the atmosphere is really too open.”

What the old Chinese doctor said to Luo Fei became more and more confused, where and where?Luo Fei couldn't help but let out an 'ah', expressing his doubts.

The old Chinese doctor shook his head: "It's about this time, don't be embarrassed, just tell the truth - do you have genital warts or syphilis? If it's AIDS, go to the CDC to get the medicine Hey, you young people!"

Luo Fei felt that the veins on his head were about to pop out. He didn't think this old man was so unreliable before. This is the last time he was infected by Cao Hai, and his intelligence began to decline?

Luo Fei cleared his throat, and interrupted the old Chinese doctor: "Master, I'm fine, it's just that buddy has a problem, just now you felt my buddy's pulse and didn't feel anything."

"Could it be that he is sick?" Before the old Chinese doctor could finish his sentence, he immediately took out alcohol cotton and wiped his fingers, then carefully wiped Luo Fei's wrists, and explained seriously: "If As for syphilis, it is highly contagious, so you should be more careful."

Luo Fei felt the corners of his mouth start to twitch: "Master, it's not those faults, my buddy is quite decent!"

Having reached this point, Luo Fei felt that even for the sake of Cao Hai's reputation, he had to tell the truth, after all, impotence is better than syphilis: "Master, it's not the problems you mentioned, but my buddy's or something. Very fast..."

"Which what."

"Just that."

"Which one is it?"

"What is that, sir?" Luo Fei felt that he was going to die of anxiety, why couldn't this old man figure it out!

"If you have something to say, just say it. If you continue to do this, readers will say that you are lying..."

"Well, he shoots so fast, you don't feel it when you feel the pulse?" The old Chinese doctor lifted the readers out, so Luo Fei could only surrender, but Luo Fei felt a little embarrassed to talk about other people's privacy, and said nothing. The voice is getting smaller and smaller.

After clarifying the matter, the old Chinese doctor threw away the alcohol cotton in his hand, and then looked at Luo Fei with an idiot's eyes: "I took the pulse door. I didn't let him take off his pants. How could he know whether he was ejaculating fast or not?" What’s more, you young people always stay up late, and you have some kidney deficiency, which is not a serious problem.”

Luo Fei felt that he had to speak clearly so that the old Chinese doctor could understand the seriousness of the matter: "Master, he has to use painkilling lube, the kind with anesthetics, for masturbation, otherwise he will die soon!"

Hearing what Luo Fei said, the old Chinese doctor grabbed Luo Fei's wrist again and took his pulse seriously.

Luo Fei was full of doubts: "Master, I'm talking about the young man who went to buy snacks just now. It's my buddy who is sick, not me."

The old Chinese doctor looked at Luo Fei with the eyes of an idiot, and then started his own reasoning: "Xiao Luo, I am a pastor, so don't be embarrassed, your business is your business, and you don't have to blame others. , You don’t shy away from medical treatment, understand!”

Damn it, why has this become my own business?For the sake of his male dignity, Luo Fei reasoned with the old Chinese doctor: "Master, it's really not me, it's really that buddy."

The old Chinese doctor sighed: "If you must say it was him, then how did you see him masturbate? And you know the difference between ordinary lubricating oil and pain-relieving lubricating oil? You know too much in detail. Order it!"

Luo Fei opened his mouth and was speechless. He couldn't explain this, so he could only grit his teeth and nod in recognition: "Yes, sir, if you say it's me, then it's me, let's talk about how to treat it." Bar!"

The old Chinese doctor finally shaved his beard with satisfaction. Ever since he watched Mr. Conan, his life has been full of color—seeing through other people's secrets at a glance, this feeling is really amazing!If I were 20 years younger, I would definitely not be a doctor. I would just become a private detective and show off my talent!

"You young people, you are so young, you don't know how to take care of your body. Now try your best to DIY yourself, and when you are old and gone, you should know how to cry..."

Luo Fei covered his forehead in pain with his free hand, oh my god, he just wanted to do a good deed to help Cao Hai, how did it turn out that he was going to attend a physiology class, even though he did it many times There are not many, but there are reasons for that, okay?Who made that little fairy Cao Hai so seductive?

Seeing Luo Fei's ashamed expression, the old Chinese doctor couldn't help but continue to spread his life lessons, explaining in detail to Luo Fei that men are precious and shouldn't be wasted...

After listening for a long time, Luo Fei couldn't bear it any longer, and finally knocked on the table, interrupting the old Chinese doctor's eloquence: "Master, please, just give me a prescription and save me. I'll take it later." Brother is back..."

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I have made a mistake to confess... Recently, I was a little obsessed with playing The Elder Scrolls 5. I installed Skyrim Giant Root and Lime Lab, and the whole game style has changed... And then the manuscript is not enough...

In addition, I went to the wedding last week, and my fat relatives will also get married in a few days...the ones that are relatively close, I originally said I would not go, otherwise it would be a bit embarrassing, but he said——we are together for more than ten years It's been a year, and if you want to finish this life, you can't just keep hiding!And the younger brother and his wife who are married also know me and invited me over, so I can't resist my kindness...

Uh... this couple is in another place, far away, and needs more time...

Well, due to various reasons, this article is temporarily changed to five updates a week, let's rest on weekends!I hope everyone will forgive me, thank you! 】

[The new book Palace Wall Willow is begging for collection~~~~ Mmm, the author is really thick-skinned~~~~ Wow hahahahahaha]