fall in love with fake straight man

Chapter 25 51

After basking in the sun downstairs for a while, and waiting on the poop from the bean bag, Cao Hai dragged the bean bag home.

Doubao obviously hasn't had enough fun, and when he is in a bad mood, he gets all kinds of angry, acting cute, pretending to be stupid, howling, rolling, and finally even lying on the ground and not leaving.

Cao Hai also wanted to bring the bean bag to play again, but he had already asked Cao Rong to buy clothes together. This was an image problem, and it was related to his future boyfriend. on the side of the road...

Cao Hai squatted in front of Dou Bao, and began to reason with Dou Bao: "Son, your father has something to do today, and this matter involves your little father's problem, you have to support Dad, do you understand?"

Doubao lay on the ground and howled, expressing that he was very unhappy, and that he wanted to play without being a little daddy!

Cao Hai tried hugging the bean buns. The fat bean buns could be eaten, but Cao Hai thought it must weigh at least 60 catties. on the way...

Thinking that Luo Fei was able to give his princess a hug last night, his strength is really great!Well, maybe in the future, it can be like this, it can be like this, it can be like this!

Thinking of the critical moment, the smirking Cao Hai suddenly shook his head, no, he was Gong!Those actions should not be done by Luo Fei!Cao Hai patted the top of his head, thinking of Luo Fei, a predestined little shou, why is he so energetic?Now there is no need to move the gas tank!

Cao Hai dragged and dragged the bean bag to a nearby convenience store, where he bought a ham sausage worth 2 yuan as bait. Cao Hai finally caught the big fat fish, the bean bag, easily.

Looking at the time, it was already past 11 o'clock, Cao Hai decided to go to Cao Rong to buy clothes after lunch.

He ate late in the morning, even though he just chewed a pack of instant noodles dryly, Cao Hai didn't feel hungry now, so he simply grabbed a handful of snacks as a lunch pad to pad his stomach.

While eating snacks, Cao Hai asked his mother: what to wear on the first date?

The first item in the search results is a Baidu experience, and the answers given are basically as follows:

1. Wear what you usually wear on a date - such a date will basically fail!

2. Styling is very important. Take a bath, sprinkle some perfume, and re-do your hairstyle.

3. If the other party is under 22 years old, it is recommended to wear sportswear. Young people like sportsmen.

4. Over 22 and under 30 years old, wearing a suit, this age likes mature ones.

5. If you are over 30, you can shake your hands with famous brands, famous watches, and big gold chains...

(Disclaimer: The above five points are really from Du Niang's first article, and are definitely not the author's point of view!)

Looking at the list of precautions, Cao Hai began to think, Luo Fei is 25 years old this year, his wardrobe is only suits and shirts, so he probably likes formal clothes!Hmm, this should be more in line with Article [-].

However, Luo Fei's figure is very good. It seems that he should also exercise regularly, and he should also like to exercise. This is more like the third item...

So the question is, what should I wear?

Cao Hai began to scratch his head. He forgot which life expert once said that when a person is hesitating between A and B, he should choose C... According to this statement, then he should choose C. Buy famous brands?

After thinking for a while, Cao Hai directly closed the webpage, Du Niang is really getting more and more unreliable, sooner or later she will be finished!

It's getting late, it's time to go find Cao Rong!When the time comes, let Cao Rong choose for herself, that girl is so smug, she will definitely be able to give some reliable advice!

Before leaving the house, Cao Hai directly took 1000 yuan in cash from the drawer. After thinking about it, he wrote a note stating that Cao Hai had an overdraft of 1000 yuan in XX, XX, and I will make up the money after the salary is paid.

After thinking about it, Cao Hai went on to write another sentence, if I can't make up, I will pay with flesh!I love you

At the bottom of the note is a big signature.

Nearly halfway through the journey, Cao Hai called Cao Rong when he was still in the car: "Rongrong, where are you now?"

Cao Rong's voice didn't sound right, she seemed a little angry: "I'm still at your house! Brother, tell me what you want, and I'll pack it for you, but don't say too much, I'm afraid I can't take it, why don't you just come back and get it yourself!"

Cao Hai was silent for a while: "Actually, I don't want to take it, I don't want to owe my dad anymore..."

"I'm sorry! I don't even want to tell you, brother, I'm so mad!" Although Cao Rong said that she didn't want to say it, she still explained it like a bamboo tube: "Just now I went to see my aunt, When I told you to get two clothes for you, my aunt wanted to come with me, but my uncle heard me later, and he scolded me and my aunt directly, and didn't even give me the key! That old antique! Old stubborn You scolded me so badly. Whenever I got angry, I called your father a few words. I asked him if you had a young son or a young wife outside? After you drove my brother away, what would you do? Don't regret it! My brother is thinking of becoming a monk now! In the end, I was kicked out by my uncle..."

What is this all about?Cao Hai couldn't laugh or cry.

"Brother, you might as well become a monk! I don't believe that your father doesn't regret it. We must let him admit his mistake first, otherwise you will never return to vulgarity!" Cao Rong may have been wronged a little, and she tried her best to urge Cao Hai here Do no good.

I heard that there are always rich female fairies who want to eat Tang Monk meat...

Cao Hai imagined that he shaved his head, put his hands together, and said to the ladies with a sincere face: "Poor monks are not good at women..." Damn it, I swear by the lamp, this is really a sentence that can stand the test The truth!This painting style is really quite harmonious!

Cao Hai stroked his full head of hair and interrupted his wild thoughts: "Don't come up with ideas, what kind of family am I, I still want to make a fuss!"

"Also Feifei, don't disgust me!"

"If you're disgusted, eat something sour, it's good for the child!" Cao Hai laughed, and then suddenly remembered: "By the way, you said that my mother didn't give you the key, so how did you get into my house?"

"Let's find a lock-picking company, brother, do you want me to change the lock for you? Then you can come back anytime you want!"

Cao Hai broke into a cold sweat: "Now I really don't want to get entangled with my dad anymore. In fact, I just want to take two pieces of clothes... It's okay if I don't. I'll see the situation after a few years. What about my dad's temper?" It will take a few years to calm down."

"Forget it, it's just your dad, he doesn't look like a real dad at all!" Cao Rong was obviously scolded by Cao Hai's dad, and she was suffocating: "Brother, why don't I just find a moving company , move all your things to Luo Fei's place!"

Cao Haijuhan: "My little aunt, please calm down! You should stop taking anything, come here quickly!"

"Brother! I said you are too soft-tempered! If you want me to tell you what you should take, take it! Why are you polite? It's all yours anyway, just wait, I'll pack up first, and I'll find you in a while!" Cao Rong After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, carried a big bag, and swept the house...

Cao Hai's skin care products, essential oils, pure dew, milk, water, cream, all swept into the pocket!

There is a small box of men’s facial masks in the refrigerator. It seems that this brand is quite expensive, but it’s a pity that it’s for men, so I can’t use it myself... Well, this is wasted when it expires at home, so throw it in your big pocket decisively!There are more than a dozen bottles of unopened essential oils in the bottom compartment of the freezer, um, the sandalwood from Mysore, the roses from Dashujia, um, um, they are usually not willing to buy, and I put them in my small bag inside!As a younger sister, I have an obligation to help Cao Hai clean up the useless things!

Shenma lavender, tea tree essential oil... cheap, big bag of work!

There are still a few bottles of fruit wine in the refrigerator, which Cao Rong likes to drink, but too much is too heavy, and I can't carry it on my back!Open a bottle, pour a glass, and work while you drink!

There was nothing in the living room, Cao Rong entered the bedroom!

Two strings of seed beads tied to a hook outside the closet, well, it’s inconvenient to bring these to Luo Fei’s house!Put it in your own small bag, and play for a few days by yourself!There is also Xingyue who opened the film, wrapped in King Kong, Cao Rong's eyes lit up, these are all good things, put them all in her small bag, and turn them into bracelets!

In the past few years, literary play has become popular. Ten men have five twisted beads. Many of them regard beads as more important than their wives. They spend more time on the beads every day than on their daughter-in-law. If you are willing Handing over the beads that have been played with for many years, and letting the woman do harm at will, usually means complete surrender...

When I get together with my girlfriends, I wash my hands, swim casually, and destroy them without caring about them, this is the only way to vanity!

Young people are playing with their own personality now. These strings of beads can be seen as something that has been played with for many years. If they are gifts from their admirers, they are absolutely envious of those wild girls!This is the best proof - that man is already crazy in love with her, his brain has been completely broken...

Open the closet, grab two pairs of jeans and T-shirts of different colors, put them in the big pocket, and in the drawer under the closet are underwear and socks... Cao Rong pouted, those things are cheap, no Ai Jia's hands must be dirty!

Cao Rong turned around, closed the closet door, and continued to sweep the bedroom.

Cao Hai’s bedroom is a tatami room. The entire bedroom can be regarded as a bed, one wall is a wardrobe, and an LCD TV is hung on the bedroom wall, and there is a small cabinet under the TV.

Cao Rong opened the small cabinet without looking outside, and started flipping through it casually...

Well, there is a small box in this cabinet... Well, pull out the small box, open it, there are still a bunch of small boxes inside, pick one up and look at it, this is... floating point TT?

Damn, Cao Rong threw the TT in her hand and picked up another box 'Threaded TT'... Another small box went to the sky.

Cao Hai is a big rascal!Cao Rong secretly slandered in her heart, and out of inertia, she picked up the third small box with a big X8 written on it!What is this?Cao Rong carefully looked at the instructions on the outside of the box: Water-soluble-pain-relieving lubricating fluid!

Just as Cao Rong wanted to throw away this small box, she suddenly felt moved and put it into a big bag... This thing is the magic weapon in the novel, Cao Hai, it should be needed!After all, Luo Fei is a straight man, he will definitely be frizzy when he tries it for the first time, if he doesn't have it when he needs it, it will be troublesome.

After the sweeping was over, Cao Rong pulled the big bag, it was so heavy!That box of masks and skin care products in those glass bottles is too heavy...

Cao Rong glanced at the things in her pocket, and was not willing to take anything out. She found the suitcase directly in Cao Hai's bedroom, called Cao Hai and asked for the password of the suitcase. It was very easy. Just put everything in there.

Cao Hai, who was listening to the phone, was stunned: "Rongrong, how many things did you take? Do you still need to pack them in a suitcase?"

"Not much, they are all your usual ones. If you don't take them away and throw them here, it will be an expired waste. Remember to thank me later!" Cao Rong was pulling the suitcase while preparing to open the door of Cao Hai's house, eh?The lock is unlocked, but why can't the door be pushed?Cao Rong put in more effort, but the door still didn't move at all...

At this moment, someone outside the door said: "Listen, girl in the house, I have already called the police, and the police will be here soon! Theft is not a serious crime, so don't try to escape by jumping out of the window! This is the fifth floor, because of this It's not worth jumping out of a window and dying..."

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