fall in love with fake straight man

"By the way, Xiao Luo, the four-eyed girl at the front desk will leave her job next week."

As soon as Luo Fei turned on the computer, he heard Sister Zhu's voice. Hearing that the four-eyed girl was leaving, Luo Fei was very happy. Just as he was about to speak to Sister Zhu, the fat man spoke.

The fat man was still chewing on the bread, and his voice was a little unclear: "Boss, you and the boss of personnel affairs are classmates, please help me to ask the front desk when the interview is, I have a cousin who just graduated , that child is a bit introverted, and it is difficult to find a job, can you let her come over and have a look, and get in touch with the society first?"

"Little Fatty, don't say that Sister Zhu won't help you. You are really late this time. I have helped a friend to contact me. I have greeted both sides. I will come over next Monday to handover. You wait for the next day." Let's go..." Sister Zhu blinked at Luo Fei as she said.

Luo Fei was very happy, and looked at Sister Zhu gratefully. Sister Zhu took the matter on him, so it was inconvenient for Luo Fei to talk. Of course, he couldn't tell Sister Zhu that the friend who came to handover was actually his friend.

It was inconvenient for Luo Fei to say words of gratitude at this time, so he simply sent a message to Sister Zhu on the computer: "Thank you, Sister Zhu."

"You're welcome. Next Monday morning, you can bring your little friend over here. Remember to bring him to the HR department to report."

"Yeah, when will Sister Zhu be free, please have a big meal~"

"It's okay to have a big meal, sister, I want to eat dog food more."

Luo Fei 囧...

When I wanted to say something more, the boss came, and all the middle-level cadres were called to hold a regular meeting on Monday.Sister Zhu was called away, and Luo Fei simply started his own work.

This is a health care product sales company. The company is not small. In addition to the production workshop, the team has more than 500 people, and sales account for more than half. In addition to the agents in each city, it is to help the agents with advertising copywriting, event planning, and product promotion.

These seem to be very high-end jobs. To put it bluntly, it is to PS a poster, make a small video at a trade fair, and find a bunch of nurses to 'explain' how amazing the curative effect of this product is. Just eat this, Vegetable people can participate in the Olympic Games, as long as these exaggerated publicity words are not printed on the company's official printed products or promotional materials - the company naturally has a way to shirk responsibility, and those old men and women who are fooled usually start at this time Out of the wallet.

However, the actual efficacy of the company's products... can only be described in two words 'hehe'.

Luo Fei doesn't like this job very much, but life is life after all. Compared with those front-line soldiers who call the elderly one by one, chat with them, and fool them into buying medicine, his current position is not only easy, but also conscientious. The condemnation is also much smaller.

Luo Fei opened the penguin, looked at the requests of the lower-level agents, and then began to revise the advertisement copy in the newspaper...

Besides, Cao Hai, as soon as Luo Fei went out, he took off his pants, lowered his head and began to check whether he was damaged or not...

Fat Doubao was very dissatisfied with not being able to go downstairs for a walk this morning, jumped onto the bed angrily, grabbed Cao Hai's hand with his big claws, and wanted to put his head into Cao Hai's arms.

Cao Hai is naked now, how can he let Doubao stick it up, put his hands on Doubao's head, and reasoned with Doubao: "Don't make trouble, son! If you don't want your father to become your mother, let me check your uncle first." The injury..."

This chaotic interpersonal relationship can't be understood by a dog like Doubao. He simply stuck out his tongue and licked Cao Hai's arm. Tucking her legs into the quilt, she let go of the bean bag, pulled the quilt up in an instant, and lay down on the bed.

As soon as Cao Hai retreated, Doubao immediately followed, ran two steps forward, and began to lick Cao Hai's face.

Cao Hai shrank back, his face turned green...

Fat bean buns are neither light nor heavy, and they will not avoid Cao Hai's vital points. Poor Cao Hai has been trampled on again. It seems that Cao Hai is destined to be destroyed today...

Seeing that he was in trouble, Stupid Doubao didn't comfort Cao Hai, he just slipped out of bed, went out of the bedroom, and found a place to hide, Cao Hai was so angry that he hit the bed.

After lying on the bed for half an hour, Cao Hai felt that he had finally come back to life.

This morning, in addition to being mentally tense, he was physically tense. Cao Hai felt that he had lost all energy, so he simply found his mobile phone and wanted to lie on the bed and play for a while.

Open the penguins, the group is still so lively.

True Shakespeare: "Sisters, I have found love again~"

This group of photographers: "Don't be funny, how can you be short of love? Once you are single for more than eight hours, you are like a drug addict!"

There are always people who want to play me: "9494, a guy like you who is full of love is not worthy of our attention, but I have always been curious about this stone girl, Hai Kuo Tian Tian, ​​what happened to him and the straight man..."

The sea and the sky: "Stone girl, your sister! The old paper is an attack! Don't force the old paper to make you look good!"

There are always people who want to play with me: "Shy expression, come quickly~"

The action guide of this group: "You are attacking, you can't intervene, is it wrong to say that you are a stone girl?"

Haikuotian: "...can you simply call me brother?"

There are always people who want to play me: "Brother Shi Nan, have you used the online disk I gave you last time? What did the straight man think when he saw it? Can you give me a detailed description of the process? I want to try it too. Woolen cloth!"

Haikuotian: "I haven't used it yet...you try it first, and remember to give me a tutorial later."

There are always people who want to play tricks on me: "Lun's family is a white lotus, so he will be shy~"

True Shakespeare: "Idiots, you can't eat a big jaguar with your face! If you go on like this, you will have no one to rely on, no sex!"

This group of photographers: "Yeah, you have to listen to Shabby in this regard, he has never broken his mouth one by one! By the way, Haizi, have you eaten enough?"

The sea and the sky: "I'll eat your sister! By the way, that stupid straight man in my family said he left me cash for me to spend, I have to go and see how much~"

This group of photographers: "Damn it, is this straight guy still a money maker?"

True Shakespeare: "Sister Hai can make money now? Congratulations, you have obtained the professional certificate of street station!"

... There was a commotion in the group...

After a while, Cao Hai sent a photo. A dozen of them looked like they had just been withdrawn from the bank, and the unopened cash was lying quietly in the drawer.

True Shakespeare: "Is this 1 yuan? This is 1 yuan! Sister Hai, what have you been doing these days? They give you so much! You can't sleep with my Sicong husband!"

Haikuotian: "Fuck you, I slept with your father Ma! I haven't done anything these days, and neither of us has ever held hands!" Speaking of this, Cao Hai suddenly felt a little guilty. PP, but I really haven't held hands, it's not a lie...

This group of photographers: "I didn't hit first base, and I was paid so much. Which hermit and wealthy young master is this? Sister, please introduce me! My skills are good! He must be satisfied, and there are local tyrants. Well."

Haikuotian: "As far as I know, his family's conditions are average..."

This group of photographers: "Generally you can be so generous? Sister, you are so stingy, pity that I have no dragon-slaying skills..."

There are always people who want to play tricks on me: "You should kill your own little loach! Haizi, is this straight man interested in you?"

Cao Hai's heart skipped a beat when Diao Min said this, Luo Fei, isn't he really interested in him?Otherwise, no matter what, it would be unreasonable to leave so much cash for yourself at home. Even if you take a step back and say that the money is borrowed by yourself, you have to pay it back when you spend it, but the relationship between the two of them has not reached this point!

Although his heart was already full of joy, Cao Hai was still hypocritically modest.

Haikuotian: "No way, I fell in love so quickly, how can I be so good..." Cao Hai is already waiting for everyone to praise him because he is so good...

There are always people who want to play tricks on me: "Don't pretend to be us now, you have to know the man and go up to the man, and make a move!"

Haikuotian: "Troublemaker, you are really good at learning idioms..."

This group of photographers: "Hai Zi, do you want me to teach you two tricks? Make sure you have one finger and let him be alone!"

Broad sea and sky: "Can you stop spoiling the quintessence of the country?"

True Shakespeare: "This is called exaltation, how can it be called ruin! Oh, why can't I meet such a benefactor! What a fool..."

Cao Hai...

Cao Hai learned "New Idioms" in the group for a long time, and played two more games before he was finally urged to get up by hunger.

Luo Fei didn't cook in the morning, and now Cao Hai is alone. He is a lazy bastard who doesn't even bother to cook noodles, so he crushed a pack of instant noodles, sprinkled some toppings, and ate them dry. Well, if you eat them dry, they are still domestic instant noodles It is more delicious!

Foreign instant noodles are too vegetarian, and there always seems to be something missing in the seasoning packet!

After eating, Cao Hai finally remembered the bean bun, worried that it would poop at home, so he found a leash to take it downstairs for a walk, but it went around the room twice, huh?What about bean buns?

The anti-theft door at home was closed securely, but the bean bag mysteriously disappeared.

Cao Hai was not in a hurry, took two packs of snacks, sat on the sofa and started eating. Within a minute, he heard a strange sound coming from under the sofa, and immediately, a big dog's head came out from under the sofa.

Doubao's head suddenly appeared between Cao Hai's feet, which startled Cao Hai. Cao Hai quickly stood up, wanting to tell Doubao to come out from under the sofa first.

Doubao howled while rubbing against the outside, but her body was firmly stuck under the sofa...

After trying a few times, the bean bun simply stopped moving. While looking at the snack in Cao Hai's hand, he licked his tongue and barked.