fall in love with fake straight man

Cao Hai's two brothers and sisters were confused after listening to Uncle Wang's father and daughter playing charades for a long time, and they were a little confused about the situation. However, Uncle Wang said that Luo Fei is his half son, and both brothers and sisters understood what he said. .

Half a son, isn't that the son-in-law! ?

Cao Rong looked at her brother with pity.Look at Liu Youzhi, Cao Hai lived in Luo Fei's house, Liu Youzhi didn't mind, and hooked up with Cao Hai, so that Cao Rong couldn't figure out which piece of meat Liu Youzhi was after; look at him, Uncle Wang , I already knew that Luo Fei didn't give up on having a girlfriend...Compared with Liu Youzhi and his daughter, Cao Hai's actions are really amazing.

The more Cao Hai listened, the more confused he became. He instinctively felt that something was wrong, as if there was something crucial that he didn't understand. Unfortunately, he didn't have a heart, so if he couldn't figure it out, he could only put these doubts aside.

The four of them hadn't sat down for a few minutes before the nanny, Sister Song, came out: "I guess the food will be ready in an hour. Do you want to play mahjong or poker first?"

"Mahjong, do you know how to play?" Mr. Wang's eyes lit up instantly.Usually there is no one to play mahjong with him. Some of the old men and women in the neighborhood are so confused that they can’t understand the cards, and they can’t count them as cards; .Now it's hard to get some young people to play with, and he doesn't want to let it go.

The three juniors nodded collectively, and the four began to build the Great Wall.

Cao Hai and Cao Rong sat opposite each other, and Liu Youzhi sat at Cao Hai's house.

At the beginning of the game, throw dice to find the wind, Cao Haizhuang: "Yaoji."

Uncle Wang and Cao Rong played cards normally, Liu Youzhi: "Yaoji!"

Cao Hai glanced at Liu Youzhi: "Three cakes."

After turning around, it was Liu Youzhi again: "Three cakes!"

Cao Hai gritted his teeth: "Eighty thousand!"

Liu Youzhi: "Eighty thousand~"

For a whole round, Cao Hai didn't get a single card from his previous player, only one because he was lucky, and the cards he caught were relatively neat.

On the second lap, Cao Hai strongly demanded to change positions with Cao Rong.

Liu Youzhi: "Ten thousand."

Cao Hai: "Ten thousand!"

Liu Youzhi: "Five!"

Cao Hai: "Follow Wutiao!"

Cao Hai had already dismantled the cards and started to piss off Liu Youzhi. He reckoned that Liu Youzhi had also dismantled the cards to piss him off just now. Otherwise, it would be such a coincidence that the idle cards of the two could be exactly the same?

In this round, Liu Youzhi and Cao Hai were still unable to play cards. The two scumbags, Uncle Wang and Cao Rong, were very happy to win for the first time, and they couldn't think of leaving.

At the beginning of the third round, the food was ready, and Sister Song asked everyone to eat, but Liu Youzhi stopped her.

"It's only five o'clock. There's nothing to worry about the dishes being prepared today. Let's wait a little longer, in case Luo Fei rushes back from get off work soon."

Liu Youzhi's reason was far-fetched, but powerful. Uncle Wang and Cao Rong, who were in high spirits, agreed with Liu Youzhi's proposal with both hands, and the meal was postponed...

On the third lap, Liu Youzhi dragged Uncle Wang to change positions, and Cao Hai, who continued to stink, wanted to die first.

On the fourth lap, Cao Hai wanted to change places with Cao Rong in order to get revenge, but Liu Youzhi quit as soon as he saw it, and started shouting that he was hungry, that he would stop fighting, and wanted to eat!

The guest does what he wants, and Cao Hai can no longer continue to drag the hungry Liu Youzhi to play cards with him, so he can only give up in embarrassment.

Looking at Cao Hai with a gloomy face, Cao Rong suddenly felt that if her elder brother was not crooked, he would be quite suitable with Liu Youzhi...

Putting away the mahjong, Sister Song quickly brought the dishes to the table.

"Rongrong wants a drink, so what would you like to drink, Xiao Cao?" Sister Song warmly greeted everyone to sit down.

"Yogurt or milk is fine." Cao Hai was not polite at all, he decided to drink back all the mahjong losers.

Liu Youzhi smacked his lips: "How old are you still not giving up breast milk? Sister Song, don't listen to him, serve him a bottle of white."

Sister Song also advised Cao Hai: "It's so lively, drink some bars, anyway, you don't have to drive because you live upstairs and downstairs."

Cao Hai usually doesn't drink, if Liu Youzhi is just persuading him to drink, he can carelessly mess around, but Sister Song is so enthusiastic that he can't open his mouth.

At the critical moment, Cao Rong turned to her brother: "Let's bring him milk, Sister Song, he doesn't usually drink."

Hearing Cao Rong say that Cao Hai doesn't usually drink, Liu Youzhi's eyes lit up immediately: "Man, what's the point of not drinking? You have to practice! Let's not be too hard at first, Sister Song brought a box of beer, I'll drink with Xiaohai~"

What Liu Youzhi said was so heroic, Cao Hai didn't want to be compared with her, so he finally decided to go all out.

When the beer was on the table, Liu Youzhi filled it up for himself and Cao Hai without saying a word: "Xiao Hai, this is the first time my sister drinks with you, and you have given me some face for those who don't usually drink, and I can't help it." For your face, come, sister toast you, done!"

Before Cao Hai could refuse, when the two wine glasses touched, Liu Youzhi gulped down quickly, then flushed the glass down and gestured at Cao Hai.

Cao Hai was so angry that his teeth ached, so he could only drink the first cup with his eyes closed.

The table was full of delicacies, the smell of the dishes, and Cao Hai's index finger was twitched. Unfortunately, he didn't take a few bites at all. Every time he moved his chopsticks twice, Liu Youzhi would find an excuse to clink his glass and drink.

"Little Cao, you look like a good boy, open-minded! Come on, let's do one more!"

Cao Hai really wants to say that he is not open at all, let's stop drinking, and instead drink milk, okay?However, Liu Youzhi's cup is already empty...

Cao Hai reluctantly followed suit, and then put the wine glass on the table to show his determination not to drink anymore.

Seeing that Cao Hai's attitude was so firm and unambiguous, Liu Youzhi directly opened two new bottles: "Xiao Hai, I'm actually very grateful to you. My dad is the only child of mine. I'm not around him usually, so I can't accompany him." He, he is a bit of an old child, I am not angry at all when you play with him in a dog and pull a wheelchair, the old man's mood is more important than his body, don't you think so! Come on, my sister will give you a bottle!"

Liu Youzhi picked up the dog and pulled the wheelchair, and Cao Hai was ashamed to stop drinking, but what the hell is this toasting a bottle!Shouldn't we toast?Cao Hai looked at the wine glass that was held upside down by him, and wanted to cry...

It didn't take long for the meeting, and it was close to four bottles of beer. Cao Hai was really scared by Liu Youzhi, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Sister Liu, sister Liu, let's drink slowly, let me eat two bites of food first!"

"You eat, you eat! It's like my own home here, why are you and your sister so polite!" Liu Youzhi waved his hand, indicating that Cao Hai can start.

Cao Hai picked up a peanut first, and then ate two mouthfuls of garlic sprouts. Just when he wanted to eat a piece of meat, Liu Youzhi took out a new wine bottle...

Cao Hai was so frightened that he quickly turned his cup over: "Sister, I haven't finished the second bottle yet, let's drink from the cup first, drink from the cup first! Besides, you have to let me eat something..."

In order to drink, Liu Youzhi secretly ate two steamed buns in the kitchen, how could he give Cao Hai a chance to buffer: "Manly man, keep your word, it's hard to chase! What is a gentleman? Just having a bird is not enough! One mouthful of spittle, one nail! Didn’t you just say two mouthfuls, I counted them all, come on, do another one with my sister!”

Cao Hainei's face is full of cattle, and he decides to drink this cup and say that he wants to eat a bowl of rice!After the wine drank, Liu Youzhi readily agreed to Cao Hai's request, and went into the kitchen to serve Cao Hai a bowl of rice.

Cao Hai silently looked at the vinegar dish in front of him, thinking that if he hadn't been drinking too fast, he would be able to count how many rice grains were in the dish at a glance!

It has only been a few minutes since the beginning of the show, and his two bottles of beer are all gone. Cao Hai is so drunk that he is dazed. Picking up the small plate, he ate up the rice in one bite.

Cao Rong had long felt that something was wrong, Liu Youzhi was trying to bully Cao Hai on purpose!

Now the situation is very clear, if it wasn't that Liu Youzhi was interested in Cao Hai and tried to force [beep——] Cao Hai after drinking, or Liu Youzhi really saw through Cao Hai and wanted to get Cao Hai drunk in an attempt to make him tell the truth after drinking?

Cao Rong wanted to help Cao Hai, at least drink Liu Youzhi two more glasses, but she just picked up her own drink, and before she could speak, Uncle Wang raised her glass and touched her glass directly. one time……

"Xiao Rong, don't just let them drink, we two will do one too." Uncle Wang smiled kindly and kindly, but now Cao Rong felt that there was deep malice hidden in his smile, so Cao Rong simply accompanied him. Uncle Wang drank a drink, and then her premonition became reality.

Uncle Wang, who put down his glass, patted the table lightly, as if he had drunk himself with juice wine: "Xiao Rong, Luo Fei is such a good boy, it's just that the family has a hard time. That child has a lot of thoughts and worries. There are too many children, you have to forgive me a lot in the future."

Cao Rong smiled awkwardly. According to her and Cao Hai's decision, Luo Fei is obviously her brother-in-law, so there is no need for her to forgive her, but she still had to smile to deal with Uncle Wang: "Master, Brother Luo is very good." Yes, he is taking care of me." While talking about Cao Rong, he complained in his heart, Luo Fei can be good, can he be his brother-in-law!But the name brother-in-law is too strange, should I call him brother-in-law in the future?Will old brother Cao Hai beat himself up...

The time for Uncle Wang's gossip is far from over: "Xiao Rong, do your parents know about Luo Fei's family situation? Don't they mind?"

"Luo Fei was introduced by my mother's friend. My mother knows better than me..." Speaking of this, Cao Rong thought of her own mother, who is only 23 years old!I just passed puberty, and I'm still at the most romantic age in my life, why would I start blind dates out of nowhere?Fortunately, there is an old brother Cao Hai who sacrificed his life bravely and feeds demons with meat. He really deserves to be a good brother in the new era!

"Oh, that's really good! At least it can reduce a lot of conflicts. Then what major do you study? Do you have a common language with Ronaldinho? Can you play together? What is your blood type and constellation? Uncle, I can also know the astrolabe, how about I push it for you later to see if the two of you are suitable?"

Facing this good old man of the new era, Cao Rong was beginning to feel a little overwhelmed, and she didn't want to really date Luo Fei, why did she have a common language with Luo Fei, and she didn't care whether she was compatible with Luo Fei.At this moment, she can't spare any energy to help Cao Hai, she urgently needs Cao Hai's support!

But at this moment, Cao Hai is already a mud bodhisattva crossing the river and cannot protect himself.

"Xiao Hai, you've finished your meal, come and have some drinks with your sister~" Liu Youzhi was in a very comfortable mood, she was already waiting for Cao Hai to pass out drunk...

Cao Hai bit his lip, shook his head, looked at Liu Youzhi's hateful face, and then he exploded!

"Come on, there are branches, dry!"

Cao Hai's sudden burst of momentum startled Liu Youzhi, but after two glasses of wine, Liu Youzhi was completely relieved.

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I played too late yesterday, so sleepy...