fall in love with fake straight man

Cao Hai knocked on the door of Uncle Wang's house, and the woman in the middle opened the door for Cao Hai enthusiastically: "Xiao Cao is here, come in quickly, I just said that while there is still time, I will cook more dishes for you, old man He also said that there is no need, he is waiting to eat the dishes you cook..."

The middle-aged woman with a spring face welcomes Cao Hai into the room, obviously she has a good impression of Cao Hai.

Cao Hai couldn't figure out the relationship between this woman and Uncle Wang, so he greeted politely: "Hello, Auntie."

"Yo, don't call me auntie, I'm not yet 40 this year! I'm the nanny Xiao Liu hired to take care of the old man, you can just call me Sister Song." Sister Song corrected Cao Hai's mistake with a smile. It seems that he is very talkative, and he is also a very talkative person.

Only now did Cao Hai understand the relationship between Uncle Wang and Sister Song, and nodded awkwardly. Just as he was about to call Sister Song, the old man at the head of the room said: "Xiao Song, you are already 39, and you still let the children call you sister , then I’m only over 60, you should call me Brother Wang!”

"Oh, my old man, don't embarrass me. You are already the same age as my father. I don't have the nerve to call you brother."

"That's why our generation got married early! If you look at it now, there is a 30-year difference between a generation!"

"Yes, old man, I can't say no to you." Sister Song put on her sandals at the door: "Xiao Cao, you can call me whatever you want, I'll go first."

Cao Hai touched the back of his head and said, "Well, see you, Sister Song."

Sister Song left Uncle Wang's house with a happy smile.

Uncle Wang pushed the wheelchair out of the room: "Xiao Cao, put the dishes you made on the table, wash your hands and let's eat. I have been waiting for your big meal for a long time."

"It's not a big meal, it's not a big meal, I just cooked a random dish." Cao Hai smiled awkwardly, the plate of what he made, which he called a dish, shouldn't be too unpalatable... He put all the ingredients that mother said, and the steps are roughly the same, so it should be edible...

"Cooking casually is better than me. I know nothing but cooking noodles in my life. If it weren't for Youzhi, the kid wouldn't have learned to cook at the age of six." Uncle Wang said, his voice lowered. But immediately returned to normal: "Xiao Cao, don't stand still, hurry up, old man, I'm almost starving to death."

Liu Youzhi's surname is not Wang, and because Uncle Wang can't cook, she has to learn to cook at the age of six, which means that there should be no women in Uncle Wang's family, and Liu Youzhi and Uncle Wang should be dependent on each other, which is full of stories Ah——was the spare tire raising the orphan for the deceased goddess, or did the second-married wife run away with someone?Cao Hai's soul of gossip was blazing, but unfortunately, he was unfamiliar with it now, so he couldn't inquire about it, which made Cao Hai quite uncomfortable.

Pushing Uncle Wang's wheelchair, he took him to wash his hands, and then Cao Hai rushed in carelessly, and the two of them sat down at the dining table.

I have to say that Cao Hai's fried dishes look pretty good after being put on the plate. The main reason for this may be that the coriander powder that was sprinkled at the end has not been stir-fried. Of course, Cao Hai is also responsible for this, because he At the beginning, I forgot to prepare the coriander foam. After putting it on the plate, I found that it was different from Du Niang’s recipe. Then I washed the coriander and cut it a few times before throwing it on the plate. The relatively complete coriander was still stained with water. Pearls, covering the dark eggplant, crisp coriander as if it is still in the ground, full of a kind of original ecological beauty.

Uncle Wang took a deep breath: "It smells good, the young man is good at cooking!" After praising Cao Hai, Uncle Wang picked up the chopsticks and couldn't wait to start eating.

Take a bite of the dish first, um...it tastes weird, it may be that the first chopsticks caught too much coriander, and the taste of this kind of side dish is not good.

Uncle Wang ate a mouthful of steamed buns, drank saliva, smoothed it down, and then picked up a chopstick of minced meat and eggplant puree, um, a strange taste, the eggplant was oily and greasy, and the meat paste seemed to have a fishy smell... ...Chew again, bah!

Uncle Wang really wanted to vomit this mouthful of food, but his legs and feet were inconvenient, and the distance to the trash can was a little far away, so he could only choose to swallow it.This time, Uncle Wang didn't even need steamed buns, just took a big sip of water and rinsed his mouth!

Cao Hai watched Uncle Wang eat two mouthfuls of food in a row, and immediately felt relieved. The debut of the talented young chef is very popular with the crowd.So Cao Hai also took a chopstick, and he went to drink water with Uncle Wang.

"Xiao Hai, are you sure your dish is okay?" Uncle Wang stared at Cao Hai and asked tentatively.

Cao Hai felt a little guilty, but he definitely couldn't back down at this time, it was a matter of face!Cao Hai forced himself to be calm: "Of course, this is Japanese food. It's the same taste. It's delicious!"

tasty?Seeing that Cao Hai was so calm, Uncle Wang was not so sure, he tentatively picked up a little more, and then Uncle Wang drank a glass of warm water heroically.

Japanese food?Liar!If the Japanese ate this every day, they would have died long ago!

"Japanese food, old man, I haven't eaten it yet. Today is really eye-opening. What's the name of this dish?"

How could Cao Hai know Japanese? He urgently activated his brain cells and recalled the little movies he had seen. The sentence Ya Die must not work. This sentence is too well-known. It is impossible to guarantee that Uncle Wang has heard it. A few words, I can only think of what to say.

After a moment of pondering, Cao Hai opened his mouth: "Lock expansion, destruction, Yiku!"

(Little Theater of Knowledge: There, it’s not allowed, it’s about to come out...)

Liu Youzhi brought his 'wife' back home, and just opened the door, when he heard Cao Hai chanting that paragraph of Japanese, he was so shocked that he couldn't even lift his feet, and stood motionless at the door until she The long-haired beauty holding the cat behind her gave her a push before she could react.

"Dad, you guys are eating, why are you still speaking Japanese?" Liu Youzhi entered the room and was relieved to see two people sitting at the dining table eating. While changing shoes, he pretended to ask Uncle Wang casually.

Uncle Wang tapped the dishes on the table with his chopsticks: "Xiao Cao from upstairs came to have lunch with me and cooked me a Japanese dish. He was talking about the name of the dish. Hey, Xiao Cao, I didn't hear clearly just now. Tell me again, what is the name of this dish?"

Cao Hai was very nervous this time. Uncle Wang is old, so he may not know the meaning of that paragraph in Japanese, and this "Old Demon of Montenegro" is very heroic. Haven't you seen some small movies?In front of Liu Youzhi, Cao Hai felt all the blood in his body pouring into his brain, helping the brain cells to function.Maybe there was too much blood in his brain, Cao Hai didn't think of anything, only a flushed face was left.

Uncle Wang looked at the silent Cao Hai, and said: "Say it, Xiao Cao, you are not fooling me, are you? Say it again, if what you said is different from what you said just now, we will have a good time today." Say it well!"

Cao Hai was so suppressed that his face was flushed, he had no choice but to repeat in a low voice: "Lock expansion, destroy, Yiku..."

Uncle Wang scratched his forehead: "It seems true. Is this really a Japanese dish? I thought you were trying to poison me to death. It turns out that the Japanese eat this stuff. No wonder everyone is a kid. dwarf……"

Cao Hai nodded and smiled awkwardly, not daring to look at Liu Youzhi.

After changing the slippers, Liu Youzhi also figured out why, with a strange smile on his face, he first said to the long-haired beauty behind him: "Xiaoman, I washed your slippers yesterday, don't change them today. Come in." Then she walked to the edge of the table, dipped some food with Uncle Wang's chopsticks, and licked the tip of the chopsticks: "Xiao Hai, your dishes are very authentic. Even the soul needs a treasury!"

Xiaoman, who was following Liu Youzhi, burst into joy, and held Liu Youzhi's clothes corner, as if to let Liu Youzhi save some morals, and then she directly greeted Uncle Wang: "Uncle Wang, I'm here again , By the way, this is a Siamese cat that Youzhi and I bought together, and I wanted to give it to you after neutering, but later I felt that neutering seemed a bit too cruel, so we were reluctant."

While talking, Xiaoman handed out the kitten in his hand.

"Dad, the Siamese cat is very good. Its personality is like a dog. If it makes trouble in the future, we will castrate it again!" Liu Youzhi followed Xiaoman, then turned his head to Cao Hai: "Xiaoman and I also Haven't eaten yet, why don't we try this 'soul pool' together?"

Uncle Wang has memorized the name of the dish, and corrected his daughter's mistake: "It's not 'one library of souls', it's lock expansion, one library!"

Cao Hai felt that he was about to have a cerebral hemorrhage...

With a bright smile on Xiaoman's face, he tugged at Liu Youzhi's sleeve again, and Cao Hai, who spoke softly, made a relief: "There are so many people eating, how can one dish be enough? Uncle Wang, Brother Cao, why don't you just wait?" I will, let me fry two dishes first, let's eat together." Xiaoman said as she walked, opened the refrigerator, took out a few ingredients and held them in her arms, and went into the kitchen.

After a while, the sound of washing pots and cooking vegetables came from the kitchen.

Uncle Wang stroked the cat in his arms, glanced quietly at the direction of the kitchen, and then asked Liu Youzhi: "Didn't I say I want a dog, a big golden retriever or a Labrador, why did you buy me a cat? The kitten is thin and small."

Liu Youzhi glanced at Cao Hai meaningfully before talking to Uncle Wang: "Dad, this Siamese cat has the same temperament as a dog, and it is cleaner than a dog. What's wrong with it? It hasn't grown up yet, so of course it is thin and small. If you feed him well in the future, you won’t be fat.”

Uncle Wang looked down at the cat in his arms: "This little thing has no strength at all, what's so good..."

Cao Hai realized, it turned out that Uncle Wang still wanted to raise a dog to use as a wheelchair, and depending on the breed he chose, he probably just checked to see which dog is better!After all, golden retrievers and Labradors are notoriously docile.

No wonder Liu Youzhi looked at him with that strange look, Cao Hai suddenly felt a little restless, and the 36 plan was the best plan: "Master, sister Youzhi is back, so I won't bother you, I'll go first .”

Liu Youzhi knocked on the plate on the table: "What's the matter, do you want to go home and eat this 'soul library' by yourself?"

"That's called lock expansion, destruction, Yiku!" Uncle Wang tried his best to correct his daughter's mistakes, and then looked at Cao Hai: "Xiao Cao, let's have some food together later, that girl Xiaoman cooks very well. "

Cao Hai's head almost dropped to the table, and he kept shouting in his heart: Sir, can we not mention the name of this dish!

Before Cao Hai could refuse again, Liu Youzhi patted him on the shoulder: "That's right, let's have some together, your Japanese food is so authentic, I want to try it!"

This woman is too hateful!Cao Hai had already tied Liu Youzhi into a posture of 18 in his heart, and violently opened it with a whip.

Xiaoman cooked very quickly, and it didn't take long for a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, a plate of shredded pork with green peppers, and some hot dry food to be served. The four of them sat down at the small table and began to eat.

A few people had a tacit understanding and didn't touch the 'Soul One Library' again.

From time to time, Liu Youzhi would look at Cao Hai with teasing eyes, and the anger at Cao Hai's eyes would start from his heart, and the evil would grow out of his guts.

Cao Hai took a pair of chopsticks and put the 'soul library' into Liu Youzhi's bowl: "Sister Youzhi, didn't you just say you wanted to eat it, if you think it tastes good, eat more."

Liu Youzhi looked at his own bowl, stood up silently, went into the kitchen to find a spoon, and generously gave Cao Haiyu a large spoonful of dark eggplant: "Eat together, let's not waste it~"

Cao Hai pinched his nose fiercely, gulped down the vegetables in the bowl, and then swallowed them into his stomach without chewing. Liu Youzhi smiled when he saw it, and then she stuffed the vegetables with the chopsticks into her mouth, and then chewed. He took a mouthful of dry food and swallowed it, the smile on his face did not change during the whole process, Cao Hai looked at it and called out the girl from the bottom of his heart.

Uncle Wang saw his girl and Cao Hai devouring the 'Soul Yiku' in his bowl, and couldn't help but pick up some more, wanting to see if this dish was actually delicious, but he was not used to it.But after eating it in one bite, I confirmed that this dish is really unpalatable!

"This Japanese dish is really strange. I always think this dish is similar to grilled eggplant with minced meat. Why do you say that the Japanese have learned our dish and made it like this? Let them change everything that is good. Unrecognizable."

Cao Hai really burst into tears... Uncle Wang, if this dish is ready, it should be braised eggplant, not grilled eggplant with minced meat. What kind of eyes do you have...

The author has something to say:

Well, Pangpang helped me fix the typo. When I saw this chapter, I said to me seriously: "So, the ones you made before, the ones our dogs wouldn't eat are all Japanese dishes!"

Ahhh, I'm so mad, you actually say that about me, I really want to educate him!

However, I am a noble person, a pure person, and a person who has escaped from vulgar interests. I have always advocated that a gentleman should not speak with his hands, and no one can beat me with his hands...

So, I grabbed the fat on the fat man's chest in one bite... After my painstaking education, he finally realized his mistake and gave me a delicious apology...

Well, I’m spreading flowers for Fatty’s awakening~

PS: The application for signing the contract failed again, the editor quickly sent out his magic power, accept me~

Wow ha ha ha ha, um, it really doesn't matter if you fail too many times, I always feel that I have achieved the author's fungus skin thickness +1...