fall in love with fake straight man

It was almost noon, and the netizens in the group were obviously more active. Some people were posting their lunches, some were complaining about how unpalatable the school food was, and some people found meatworms in the vegetables, and they took photos to disgust everyone.

The sea is wide and the sky is bright: "A group of foodies, let's talk about something serious! How do you say to seduce a straight man?"

True Shakespeare: "Sister, your business is real!"

The sea and the sky: "It was originally, is there anything more correct than finding a man in this world? Also, call me brother, who is sister, I am a big attack!"

Gherkin with prickles: "I'm speechless..."

Mr. Yezhu: "Don't be too anxious with straight men, just show yourself first. But I personally don't like straight men."

True Shakespeare: "I think for straight men, getting drunk and dragging them to bed is the most reliable and direct."

The sea and the sky: "Sabbie retreats, how do you show the wild boar? I live in his house now."

Mr. Wild Boar: "What are you good at, I don't know what you are good at! But it's best to cook!"

There are always people who want to play me: "If you want to grab his heart, you have to grab his stomach first. This is too old-fashioned. I don't think it's reliable. It's more reliable to grab his key points!"

The sea and the sky: "I only know how to cook instant noodles, and it's really unreliable to catch the stomach. Brother, tell me how to catch the key points?"

There are always people who want to play with me: "Catch it with your hands! Don't tell me you don't know where a man's weakness is!"

Cao Hai began to feel that this group was really unreliable!Only good for gossip.

Broad sea and sky: "Do you have a reliable suggestion?"

Action guide for this group: "Just like what the wild boar said, just show off yourself, even if you can't get it, at most you'll be a peacock, pretending to be affectionate, what are you afraid of?"

What are you good at?playing games? lol, the king of pesticides?Yamaguchi?Are these too low?Besides, game geeks are the enemy of love, and even Tibetans can't hide them...

The sea and the sky: "Is the musical instrument okay?"

True Shakespeare: "Brother, you are really open. It should be after you get started with blowjob, right?"

The sea and the sky: "Blow your sister! Shabi quickly retreated! I'm talking about instruments like the thumb harp!"

There are always brothers who want to play with me: "Do you want to tell people that your fingers are very flexible? It should be after the age of 50! You can't do it now? Or do you think he has special hobbies and tastes different from ordinary people? ?”

The sea and the sky: "...Your sister! Come on, come on, pesticide ranking! I want Wannianye to pit you!"

Little cucumber with thorns: "Brother Hai, bring me one~"

True Shakespeare: "Pull me~What does it mean to use Daji recently, 结(chicken) trip(吧)~"

The little cucumber with thorns: "Is there anyone in this world who dares to say that he understands bonds better than you?"

True Shakespeare: "Shame, let's start the game, Pesticide wait for Brother Hai to organize me."

A group of people instantly went from discussing how to seduce a man to the game mode of teaming up and playing black.

Although he claimed to be cheating everyone, Cao Hai's pesticide was almost on the king's rank this season, so Cao Hai still chose the character very seriously, Liu Chan, a very cute little Zhengtai, and then brought Daji and Yuji , Luna, and Ake, the four female heroes vigorously stepped onto the battlefield.

While waiting for the opening, Cao Hai touched his nose, sure enough, I am the only pure man in this group, this group should be called Hai's Crystal Palace.

At the beginning of the game, Cao Hai worked diligently to collect gold coins, and several people played vigorously. However, within a few minutes, Cao Hai heard the sound of the door lock...

Cao Hai suddenly remembered that game geeks are a taboo in love, and game masters are skills that must never be demonstrated to Luo Fei!Typed in an instant: "The straight man is back, I quit, you guys are not allowed to complain about me!" After finishing speaking, Cao Hai immediately shut down the game, leaving only the anger in the Canyon of Kings.

After entering the door, Luo Fei went directly to the kitchen, started to boil medicine for Cao Hai, prepared lunch by the way, and wanted to wake Cao Hai up after finishing all these.

Doubao jumped off the bed and went to the kitchen to ask Luo Fei for something delicious.

Cao Haiguan started the game and listened to the sound of water coming from the kitchen, and he was no longer in the mood to pretend to be asleep—how ​​boring it would be to lie stupidly when he can’t do anything!

Cao Hai walked out of the bedroom, looking at Luo Fei's busy figure, he felt very at ease: "Let me help you do it together."

Luo Fei turned around: "Are you awake? You can rest for a while, I'll fix it in a while."

Cao Hai scratched the top of his head, his lazy smile revealing a different kind of cuteness: "As soon as you left, I was woken up by the bean bag. Let me do something for you. I'm sorry to have received so much care from you." After thinking about it for so long, Luo Fei should have read the reminder of Alipay, Cao Hai tried again and said: "Didn't you agree that I will help you with the housework?"

Cao Hai didn't dare to directly mention the rent. He said it too bluntly. If he was rejected, there would be no room for turning around. It's better to just click to the end like now.

Luo Fei stopped washing the vegetables, and frowned, when did we agree?You call it leaving a message, you call it talking to yourself!But he really didn't return the money, so it's better not to talk about it for now, Luo Fei put the washed vegetables on the chopping board, and turned to wash the rice: "Then you chop the vegetables, just dice the vegetables."

"Okay, you can just pick it up!" Cao Hai said and picked up the kitchen knife.

The vegetable porridge doesn't need many vegetables, Luo Fei only prepared a small carrot and two or three pieces of rapeseed, and Cao Hai picked up a kitchen knife and cut them quickly.

However, Cao Hai is a takeaway family who has never cooked for thousands of years, so he can only try his best to recall what he ate.

The carrots in the porridge should be cut into small pieces, well, it should be cut into small pieces first, and then a few pieces are stacked together, and everything can be cut with a click...Cao Hai is a little uncertain, but playing with a knife and a sword is a hand/gun It is a man's nature, Cao Hai believes that this little thing can't help him!

Luo Fei, who was washing rice, heard that Cao Hai's knife was flying like flying, and the chopping board was rattling. He couldn't help but turned his head and glanced: "Cut carrots into cubes, cut them into thick shreds, and then change them into cubes. Don't cut carrots into cubes." If it is too big, it will affect the taste."

"Don't worry, you can just pick it up!" Cao Hai agreed casually, and then looked at the shredded carrots on the chopping board in confusion. Without the step of changing the slices into shreds, the dices cut directly from the slices were all triangular. There is no way to change the knife... Forget it, nothing can stop me, a little expert in life!Cao Hai wanted to roll up his sleeves, but unfortunately he was wearing short sleeves now, so he could only shake his arms vigorously.

Luo Fei saw that Cao Hai was holding the kitchen knife and moving his arms indiscriminately, then happily put all the diced carrots in the middle of the chopping board, and then chopped them up...

Luo Fei opened his mouth, wanting to say that he doesn't want the minced carrots, but it seems that he can't save it now, so forget it, let him play.

In 2 minutes, Cao Hai chopped carrot stuffing, and then quickly chopped rapeseed stuffing, and asked Luo Fei with a sense of accomplishment: "What else do you need me to do?"

Luo Fei looked at the messy chopping board and felt that Cao Hai might not be suitable for staying in the kitchen, so he pointed to the rag hanging beside the sink: "You go and wipe the table first, then take a shower to rest and wait for dinner Well, it’s so hot, you were sweating when you went out just now. Remember to wipe it clean after taking a shower, you’re still sick first.”

Cao Hai nodded happily and left the kitchen.

Luo Fei poured all the vegetables that Cao Hai had harmed into a big bowl, it won't work for making porridge, let's use it to make a vegetable ball later!

Cao Hai quickly finished wiping the table, and heard the sound of cutting vegetables while taking a shower, but he didn't think too much, and when he came out of the shower, Luo Fei was watching TV in the living room.

The TV was not turned on very loudly, and Cao Hai didn't pay attention to what was playing on the TV. Cao Hai, who had just finished taking a shower, sat next to Luo Fei with no shirt on but only his underwear—he was determined to seduce this straight man anyway. Now, it's just to show him first, it doesn't matter; if he is really unmoved, then it doesn't matter.

Looking at the round leopard print, Luo Fei was a little annoyed, but he was afraid that his eyes would betray him, so he tried his best to fix his eyes on the TV screen.

Cao Hai was sitting on the sofa watching TV with Luo Fei, what the hell, he could watch the noon news so intently!

"Do you like to watch the news?" Cao Hai felt that Luo Fei didn't care about his body at all. Even though he was a straight man, he was mentally insulted.He started looking for something to talk about, attracting Luo Fei's attention.

Luo Fei's mind was full of Cao Hai's delicate and fair skin, and he answered absent-mindedly: "I don't like to watch it, but my colleagues in the unit sometimes discuss it, so I have to have some common topics with them, and I can't just ask three questions. "

Cao Hai felt a little sympathetic to him: "The work is really hard."

"Well, to make money."

Making money...Cao Hai thought that he only had a few thousand Alipay left, what should he do if he ran out of money?You can't go home in despair, and then cry to your mother!It's not a way to sit and eat like this.

"Is it difficult to find a job now? How do you find it?" The heavy pressure made Cao Hai lose the mood to seduce Luo Fei.

Luo Fei looked away from the TV and turned to look at Cao Hai: "What major do you study?"

"I graduated from medical school, but I missed more classes than I attended, and now I only have an ID card..." Cao Hai lowered his voice.

"Then take care of your health first. After a while, I'll help you find a job like the front desk or sales. This kind of job has low entry requirements."

Cao Hai's life was filled with sunshine and hope in an instant, and he threw himself on Luo Fei happily, wrapping his arms around Luo Fei's chest.

Luo Fei was stunned for a moment, and then his hands slowly landed on Cao Hai's bare back.

"Thank you." Cao Hai put his head on Luo Fei's shoulder, expressing his sincere thanks.

Luo Fei's hand gently stroked Cao Hai's back: "You're welcome."

Feeling the temperature on his back, Cao Hai was a little uncertain whether it was a straight man's comfort or eating his own tofu, and he wanted to let go of Luo Fei, but his body, which hadn't had meat for a long time, had given an instinctive reaction, and now he only wore Wearing a pair of panties, there is no way to hide it.What's more, this is a pair of panties with a leopard print!It would be embarrassing to separate now, Cao Hai could only imitate Sun Dasheng and read Xiaoxiao silently in his heart, waiting for himself to return to normal.

Luo Fei also felt that the atmosphere was a bit strange, but if Cao Hai didn't take the initiative to leave, it seemed even more strange to push Cao Hai away, but it was obviously wrong for the two of them to keep hugging like this, should he continue to touch now, or should he continue to touch? ?It feels good to eat tofu in the name of consolation, but it's a pity that my hand can no longer slide down, what a pity!That little hip must feel good!

When Fat Doubao saw the two hugging each other, he was a little jealous, and squeezed hard between the two of them, his wet nose pressed against Cao Hai's body, it was cool and itchy, Cao Hai had an idea, and hugged Doubao to himself In his arms, blocking his own vitals, he left Luo Fei's arms while playing with Dou Bao.

Cao Hai, who turned around, breathed a sigh of relief and was finally saved. He didn't have to make a fool of himself in person, but he looked a little perverted with a dog...

The author has something to say:

7.15th:

Today is the 12th anniversary, I took the ring bought by Pangpang and went out with Pangpang~ I wish you all a happy weekend~~~~~ By the way, I like to buy rings on Pangpang’s anniversary... I can almost bring ten of them now Pointing my finger...my stupid chubby who doesn't understand romance~ Hmm, this isn't showing off~ Believe me, it's really not showing off~