fall in love with fake straight man

Not long after, an old Chinese doctor with white hair appeared at the door of the small clinic.

"Xiao Luo has a cold again? You need to exercise more." The old Chinese doctor greeted Luo Fei from a distance.

"No, I'm here with a friend this time." Luo Fei politely nodded at the old Chinese doctor.

"Then go, go in and sit down and talk about it." The old Chinese doctor casually recounted the past as he walked into the clinic: "How did you use the poison removal ointment I gave your mother last time?"

"Well, the old lady said it's very effective." The toxin-removing ointment was actually bought for Gu Xiaobai. Gu Xiaobai always had red pimples on his back, and the effect of applying the toxin-removing ointment made by the old Chinese medicine doctor was really good. good.

The old Chinese doctor smiled brightly: "Look at it, the centuries-old prescription, carefully crafted, the effect is definitely good! I'm going to start work recently and do some more, do you want to save some for you in advance?"

"Well, I don't need it for now, let me talk to my mother when I go back." Gu Xiaobai has already broken up with him, and according to the previous agreement, he will not be in touch again in the future. Of course, Luo Fei does not need to use the poison ointment. up.However, thinking of Gu Xiaobai saying that they should be boyfriends, Luo Fei felt a little stuffy in his chest. Does Gu Xiaobai have feelings for him?How did you change from a solid gun to a couple?Shouldn't couples have love first?Do you want to try to contact Gu Xiaobai again when you have time?Luo Fei was a little uncertain about paying attention.

"Well, then I will do less, tell me in advance what you want." The old Chinese doctor stopped walking while talking, Luo Fei raised his head in surprise, and then also stood where he was.

In the clinic, Doubao was already sitting in a wheelchair. There was a white coat on the wheelchair. Doubao's big head was protruding from the collar of the white coat. Cao Hai was hiding in the white coat. His two hands stretched out from the cuffs of the white coat. Holding dried tofu and feeding it into the mouth of the bean bun, the little nurse stood not far away giggling, laughing and taking a video with her mobile phone...

"Grandpa!" The little nurse who heard the voice turned around and saw her grandpa, and said hello without putting down the phone in her hand.

"It's just a video, you don't have to be so polite!" Cao Hai's muffled voice came from his white coat.

Luo Fei quickly walked a few steps, and began to unbutton his white coat: "Stop playing, the doctor is here." After unbuttoning, Luo Fei took the white coat and didn't know where to put it. The little nurse came over to take the white coat, and turned around. I put it on my grandfather...

Luo Fei opened his mouth and closed it again. The old Chinese doctor looked at the white coat covered with dog hair, and the corners of his mouth twitched...

The little nurse pushed Cao Hai to the diagnosis table very familiarly, and grinned at the old Chinese doctor: "Grandpa, let's go to work first, the patient has been waiting for a long time."

With his back to the old Chinese doctor, Cao Hai stretched out a hand and pressed it on the table.

Luo Fei suddenly felt that this little nurse and Cao Hai were really a good match, they were equally unreliable!He hadn't noticed it before.

The old Chinese doctor tidied up his white coat helplessly. Dou Bao's black and white dog hair stuck to his hand, and he habitually rubbed his hands against the white coat. The dog hair on the white coat was rubbed into wisps... The old Chinese doctor looked at his hands, then at his white coat, and simply took it off, hung it on the back of the chair, and sat directly opposite Cao Hai in a half-sleeved Tang suit.

Cao Hai and the old Chinese doctor sat face to face, one hated taking medicine, the other was angry when a dog wore his clothes, the two were silently facing each other, secretly thinking of luck.At this moment, the eyes of the two people were like knives, arrows, wind, and frost, and they tried to kill each other with their eyes. The two looked at each other for about a minute, and the old Chinese doctor was finally defeated. Blinking his eyes... Cao Hai immediately smiled, as if he had won a difficult battle.

Sitting at the table, Luo Fei was speechless, feeling that his life had been completely disrupted. This was definitely not the kind old man with superb medical skills that he knew.

The old Chinese doctor didn't want to look at Cao Hai's big mouth, so he picked up the cup by the table, lowered his head to drink water, and felt something wrong after taking two sips: "Girl, why is the tea so cold?"

The little nurse who was reading the newspaper at the front desk stood up suddenly: "Ah, this is yesterday's tea, and it hasn't been brewed today..."

The old Chinese doctor looked helplessly at his granddaughter making tea for him, and felt that everything was going wrong today. He must have forgotten to read the almanac when he went out, so he should hurry up and dismiss the broom star across the table, or he would definitely be angry. die.

"Hands." The old Chinese doctor said concisely.

Take the pulse without asking about the condition!Cao Hai felt a little interesting, and surrendered his wrist obediently.

After 2 minutes, the old Chinese doctor still said a word: "Change hands."

Cao Hai stretched out his other hand obediently, and the eyebrows of the old Chinese doctor slowly wrinkled.

"Young man, your meridians are not smooth, and there should be some problems in your legs, but you are not in a wheelchair. Acupuncture and massage should be able to alleviate it, so don't think too much, worry about your body..."

Before the old Chinese doctor finished speaking, Cao Hai stood up and took two steps: "Doctor, I have nothing wrong with my leg, don't fool me into limping..."

The eyes of the old Chinese doctor stared straight: "Impossible! You're not in a wheelchair, you're not in a wheelchair, and you don't have a good blood..." The old man's eyes widened, staring straight at Cao Hai's legs , as if he wanted to see through his pants to see if it was a prosthesis.

Cao Hai, who was walking back and forth, turned his head and saw the big eyes of the old Chinese doctor. He was startled. If the old Chinese doctor had stared like this just now, he would have been so frightened that he would have given up: "My legs are really fine... ..."

"You crossed your legs just now!" The old man stretched out his right hand and pointed his index finger at Cao Hai's legs, as confident as Mr. Conan who had discovered the truth.

"Um, yes." Cao Hai nodded obediently.

"Don't you know that you can't cross your legs when you see the pulse of a Chinese medicine doctor! This will suppress the blood vessels and affect the diagnosis!" The old Chinese medicine doctor slapped the table, bearded and stared at Cao Hai.

"I don't know, no one told me..." Cao Hai pitifully defended, his innocent eyes seemed to blame the old Chinese doctor for not telling him earlier, the old Chinese doctor became more and more convinced that it must be written in the calendar that it is not suitable to travel today.

Cao Hai sat down again, and the old Chinese doctor checked the pulse again.

"Well, there's nothing wrong with the leg, but it's a little weak. Let's talk about the symptoms first." This time, the old Chinese doctor didn't dare to speak directly, fearing that another accident would really ruin his own brand.

"It was nothing at first, but he suddenly had a high fever last night, and he didn't want to get an injection, so I'll bring him here to have a look." Luo Fei on the side hurriedly said, he was afraid that Cao Hai's words would be thorny, and the two would fight again, even if Cao Hai There is no malice.

"What's the fever, nonsense, he's suffering from an internal injury of seven emotions, and his diet is unsuitable!" The old Chinese doctor glared at Luo Fei, then patted the table firmly: "My boy, let me ask you, you didn't eat well the past two days, right? "

"En..." Cao Hai nodded, he was really surprised, this old doctor has some skills!

"Let me just say," the old Chinese doctor shook his head triumphantly: "anger hurts the liver; thinking hurts the spleen; sadness hurts the lungs. This is an organ disorder caused by excessive emotions. Coupled with improper diet, it is normal to have a fever. Young man, I have I don’t know what to say or not.”

"Please tell me." Cao Hai felt that this old Chinese doctor was too reliable, and he felt a little worshipful in his heart, and he couldn't help using honorifics.

"Young man, I see that you have no calluses on your hands, no fine lines on your face, you probably haven't suffered any hardships, there's no sadness in your expression, and there shouldn't be any changes at home, plus you're angry, thinking, and worried, so there's only one truth, The object must be yellow! The object has been snatched away by someone? That’s why you get angry, thinking and worrying! In fact, it doesn’t matter, isn’t it just an object? It’s not married anyway, and it’s not a wife. What are you doing? Then I can’t think about it, boy, are you not married? Isn’t it because your wife was robbed? If your wife ran away with someone, you would be very angry...” The old Chinese doctor kept talking, and the more he talked, the happier he felt, feeling that he had finally taken revenge It is clear, transparent, and the thought is so clear that it is about to ascend to the immortal!

Cao Hai was so dumbfounded, he wanted to pour the hot tea that the little nurse had just served on the face of the old rascal, what kind of human nature is this?It doesn't matter if the object is robbed?Doesn't this mean that he is a tauren?This old man is really unreliable!

"Doctor, it's not my partner who was robbed..." Cao Hai knocked on the table with his fingers, interrupting the old Chinese doctor's venting, and then glanced at Luo Fei beside him, feeling that what he just said was not accurate enough: "Doctor , I don’t have a date yet.”

The old Chinese doctor Conan possessed himself, took a teacup as a gavel, patted the table firmly, and the tea overflowed: "Impossible! It's not that the partner ran away, why are you ruining yourself by not eating? It's not that the partner ran away, you As for worrying too much? It’s not that the partner ran away, what do you think you are doing?”

Cao Hai was stunned and blushed when asked, the real reason was inconvenient for outsiders, and he couldn't make up a reasonable excuse for a while, so he could only nod in resignation: "Master, you are right, just tell me what to do with this disease." Cure it!"

The victorious old Chinese doctor grinned almost to the back of his head, picked up the pen on the table with a swift movement, and began to write: "Look, I'm right! In fact, your illness is a trivial matter. I will give you a prescription for conditioning and nourishing. You can go to the pharmacy next door to get the medicine yourself. You can take it for a week. Take this medicine three times a day, and your fever will subside tomorrow morning. But boy, let me tell you, heart disease You still need heart medicine and medicine, don't think too much about everything, there is an old saying that goes well, there must be a way to the front of the mountain..."

The little nurse had a good time playing with Dou Bao just now, and Cao Hai was also very interesting. He felt that it was not good for Grandpa to expose his scars so bluntly, so he jokingly interjected: "Where there is a road, there must be a Toyota!"

The old Chinese doctor nodded slightly, and then reflected, glared at his granddaughter, and then said: "There is another village in the shadow of the willow, don't worry about the ignorance of the road ahead..." The old Chinese doctor paused at this point, and found that the second half of the sentence seemed like It didn't suit the occasion, so he shook his head and changed the words: "Heaven will always bless good people!" After finishing speaking, the old Chinese doctor finally drank his tea complacently.

Cao Hai felt that the corners of his eyes were starting to twitch. The second half of the sentence "there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain" should be "the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge"! The second half of "Mochou has no confidant in the road ahead" is "No one in the world knows the king", right?This old man belongs to the Poetry Random Spelling Association!

The medical skills seem to be good, but after talking for a long time, why can't there be a word of reliability!

Luo Fei saw that the old Chinese doctor finished writing the prescription, and immediately handed over 50 yuan, wanting to take Cao Hai away quickly. Cao Hai is poisonous and has distorted his whole world's painting style, so he should take it home quickly. Let this old doctor recover quickly!

The old Chinese doctor pushed the money and the prescription in front of Luo Fei with a bold hand: "I have a destiny with this young man! I am very happy to see him, and there will be no consultation fee today!"

Cao Hai's heart began to twitch, who is destined for you!Isn't this trying to take advantage of me?To hell with you!

Luo Fei and the old Chinese doctor said a few more words of politeness, and after expressing their thanks, they pushed Cao Hai away, and the bean bag was tied back to Luo Fei's belt.

As soon as the two of them left the house, they heard the old Chinese doctor shout loudly to the little nurse: "Granddaughter, release Conan again and watch with grandpa for a while! Reasoning is really interesting!"

Cao Hai wanted to vomit blood, and felt that he was about to have an internal injury, so he walked away from the clinic, so he whispered to Luo Fei: "I really have no relationship, and I haven't been bullied by a tauren..."

Luo Fei suppressed a smile and nodded, humming as an answer.

Cao Hai became anxious, and turned his head back hard, looking at Luo Fei: "Don't believe me, I, I just ran away from home because of something..."

Luo Fei looked into Cao Hai's eyes and nodded again, Cao Hai then heaved a sigh of relief and sat upright.

Luo Fei looked at the back of Cao Hai's head, wanted to laugh a little, and ran away from home, isn't that something that only teenagers can do?It’s already 25 and still playing and running away from home, Cao Hai really is Dokiba...

Seeing that Luo Fei believed in him, Cao Hai breathed a sigh of relief, and tentatively said: "Chinese medicine is very bitter."

Luo Fei gave an up-pitched huh?

Cao Hai turned his head again, stretched out his left hand to point in the direction, and looked at Luo Fei expectantly: "Well, that girl just said that there are delicious dried tofu..."

Luo Fei didn't speak, but the wheelchair had already changed direction.

The author has something to say:

In the evening, I do exercise with my Fatty, um, don’t think about it wrongly, it’s doing abdominal muscle tearing, not other exercises, and then I found that both of us are at the level of 3 minutes, and suddenly I feel that I’m not very weak... So, when people are alive, don’t look too powerful, there are so many who are not as good as you~~~~~ Well, a single-celled creature like me is suitable for such a simple life~!