Planar Trash

Li Zhan's face was a little surprised, he didn't quite understand why the person who was very opposed to double cultivation with him yesterday, pulled him into the door today and shouted for double cultivation.

Did something happen to you when you went to work today?

"Okay." Li Zhan nodded without asking further questions.

"Great, let's go to double cultivation." Cheng Jingchi couldn't wait to drag him to the bedroom.

Li Zhan: "..."

Although he didn't understand why he had to go to the bedroom, Li Zhan still didn't ask any further questions. Maybe this is a special habit of the people on Earth.

The person who was very brave and clamored to practice double cultivation with Li Zhan just now, after entering the bedroom, his mind gradually calmed down, and he wanted to retreat again.

In fact, it’s not a big deal, such things are very common in the workplace, and even state agencies can’t completely put an end to this kind of human oppression, so it’s really not worthwhile to go to double cultivation just because of this.

And even if they have double cultivated, cultivated, and become an expert, there is no way to directly kill that disgusting pair of dogs and men, after all, it is a society ruled by law.

Li Zhan followed into the bedroom, looked at the two-meter big bed in the center, nodded clearly, and thought to himself that it was winter now, and ordinary people are still more afraid of the cold, compared to the cold floor. , obviously a warm bed is more suitable for their double repair.

"Don't you want to practice dual cultivation?" Li Zhan sat down cross-legged on the bed very naturally, looking at Cheng Jingchi who was walking around very tangled.

Cheng Jingchi: "..."

He glanced at Li Zhan, thinking that Li Zhan is really active in dual cultivation, does he often double cultivation?That must have seen countless people, I don't know if my small body can catch his eyes, I shouldn't be too satisfied.

Most of his former double cultivation partners must be able to cultivate like him. After a long time of cultivation and a high level of cultivation, even ordinary people can cultivate a good appearance. With a spotted face, the aura is stronger than ordinary people.

It would be nice if the sky was a little darker, and it shouldn't matter if the lights are not turned on.

Cheng Jingchi never knew that she still had the potential to be a Brain Budi Emperor. In just a few tens of seconds, her thinking had shifted from double cultivation to how to make her figure so that Li Zhan, who might have seen countless people, would not dislike her.

With a sharp reminder, Cheng Jingchi retreated from his three-point hesitation.

Shuangxiu is just Shuangxiu, isn't it just making a mess with a man?After living for 25 years, he hasn't had a meat drive yet. It's not bad to be able to meet someone with such a good figure like Li Zhan for the first time, and he can still gain cultivation, so to speak, he has earned it.

Thinking of this, Cheng Jingchi felt that he had made a lot of money, and Li Zhan had lost a lot, so his heart broke, and he said, "Let's double cultivate."

Because he was afraid that he would repent temporarily, without waiting for Li Zhan to react, he took off his coat and trousers in an incomparably quick movement, then his long johns, and finally only one pair of inner beauty was left. Seeing that Li Zhan on the other side had not responded yet , suddenly couldn't take it off, and said stiffly: "Why don't you prepare?"

Li Zhan: "..."

He suddenly seemed to understand the reason why Cheng Jingchi insisted on refusing when he proposed double cultivation with Cheng Jingchi.

It turns out that in the eyes of people on Earth, double cultivation actually means this.

He supported his forehead with one hand, and the corners of his mouth could not help but curl up, with a smile in his eyes: "Maybe the way we understand double cultivation is a little different."

Cheng Jingchi: "?!!"

Although he didn't understand what Li Zhan meant, Cheng Jingchi, who knew from his expression and attitude that he had obviously made a joke, was totally stunned.

What?

Seems like he didn't think right.

Isn't it the way of using sauce and stuffing?

"Of course not." Li Zhan had a horrible expression on his face, "I just need to control the aura in my body to escape and be absorbed by you when I perform the exercises."

Cheng Jingchi: "..."

"So you can put your clothes on."

Cheng Jingchi blushed, hurriedly put on her clothes, and then sat down cross-legged calmly.

Although his movements were quick and his expression was calm, his heart was already going crazy, and the anger in his heart gushed out like magma from the ground, and it was about to submerge the entire Jingcheng.

Although Li Zhan just casually explained the true meaning of double cultivation, Cheng Jingchi is not stupid. Of course, he knew that this kind of double cultivation actually meant that Li Zhan gave up part of his cultivation and passed it on to Cheng Jingchi. It doesn’t have to be like the TV broadcast in the book, two people are needed to make a real double repair.

The novel is misleading!

Which bastard is pretending to be smart, saying that double cultivation is to make circles? !Come out and make sure you don't kill him!

"Concentrate and calm down!" Li Zhan also put on a cultivation posture, seeing that Cheng Jingchi was obviously agitated, and said in a deep voice.

When Cheng Jingchi heard this, she had no choice but to put all those messy emotions behind her, silently recited the formula taught to him by Qi Zhan, and concentrated on practicing.

Sure enough, there is a master who is willing to practice dual cultivation, but the effect is different. After a while, Cheng Jingchi can feel a strange breath seeping into his body from his epidermal cells, which is comfortable and warm, and makes every pore of his body feel comfortable. Stretch out.

My body, which was extremely heavy and exhausted after a day's work, also relaxed, and my whole body was immersed in a particularly pleasant mood both physically and mentally.

This should be the aura radiating from Li Zhan's body.

When Cheng Jingchi saw the effect, she was overjoyed. Regardless of other things, she discarded all distracting thoughts, operated the formula, and absorbed it desperately.

The aura that had entered the body gathered together in Cheng Jingchi's body, and slowly flushed his meridians with gentle force, controlled within the range that his body could bear.

Cheng Jingchi clearly felt that the mysterious and mysterious feeling of drawing energy into the body that he had never been able to touch when he practiced alone before, seemed to have something on his mind.

Sure enough, this is the difference between groping alone and being led in by a master?

One can't get the point after working hard, but the other can touch the trick easily.

As time passed, Cheng Jingchi greedily absorbed the aura escaping from Li Zhan's body, enjoying the dual cultivation until finally his body was filled with aura and could no longer absorb even a trace of aura.

Seeing that the aura in his body was saturated, Li Zhan stopped exercising, and the aura scattered in the air returned to his physical strength.

Cheng Jingchi opened his eyes, and they were shining brightly.

Is this what it feels like to practice?It was so comfortable, as if all the heavy and bad things in the body had been washed away, and the whole person felt relaxed besides being relaxed.

Li Zhan also opened his eyes: "How do you feel?"

"Excellent." Cheng Jingchi replied energetically, the frustration of being fired because of work was swept away, and only happiness remained in her heart.

Li Zhan smiled: "Very well, your physique is much better at accepting spiritual energy than I imagined. After two more years of practice, you will probably be able to attract energy into your body."

"Really?" Cheng Jingchi's eyes lit up, "That's great."

Originally, I thought that I would not be able to draw qi into my body in this lifetime, but now my lifetime has been shortened to two years, which is simply an epoch-making progress.

In his mind, introducing qi into the body is equal to cultivation, equal to prolonging life, equal to immortality, equal to eternal youth, equal to... There are too many benefits to count.

I didn't pay much attention to it before because I knew that the external environment was too bad. Instead of worrying about those illusory things, it's better to live a good life steadily.

Now that there is hope for cultivation, Cheng Jingchi immediately became 12 points interested.

Which man does not have a heart to conquer the stars and the sea?It's just because 90.00% of people are forced by reality, give up their dreams, and run around for five buckets of rice. Like Cheng Jingchi, luck is against the sky, and they meet an expert from another time and space, and this expert is willing to sacrifice Apart from him, there is absolutely no other person in this world who helps him cultivate with his own cultivation.

Seeing that he was so happy, Li Zhan didn't tell him again. Even though he has good qualifications, he is already 25 years old and has already missed the best time to practice enlightenment. Moreover, he is living in a world with poor resources like the earth. The greatest achievement in life is to draw Qi into the body.

But even this is not bad. Being able to draw qi into the body can at least ensure good health and will not be troubled by diseases. As long as Cheng Jingchi doesn't kill herself, there is no problem in living a safe and healthy life of over a hundred years. This is what the people of the Celestial Dynasty hope for. The dream of living a long and healthy life has basically come true.

"Introducing qi into the body will prevent all diseases from invading? After that, the number of times of double cultivation will increase, and the level will increase. Wouldn't it be possible to live forever?" Cheng Jingchi was shocked when he heard that introducing qi into the body could still have this effect. Then he became happy again, and stretched out his hand to pat Li Zhan's shoulder, but because the height of the two of them couldn't be photographed, he had to take the next best thing to pat his arm, saying: "I didn't expect you to be a Yelia girl!"

"It's just that the body's resistance is stronger than that of ordinary people, and it doesn't mean it's immune to all diseases." Li Zhan didn't want to mislead Cheng Jingchi, and explained, "If you rely on your physical fitness and don't care about it, for example, like others, you don't eat or sleep. Playing computer and online games every day, day and night, will get sick after a long time."

"Oh." Cheng Jingchi nodded.

Of course he wouldn't spoil his body like that: "It's enough to have this level."

Modern society is so dangerous. Eating pork contains clenbuterol, green vegetables contain pesticides, and cooking contains waste oil. Even children who drink milk are worried that they will be poisoned by melamine into a big head, and a mosquito bite will cause fetal deformities. It is a dream to have a strong body.

Li Zhan asked again: "What Yelia girl?" He was obviously a man.

Cheng Jingchi laughed, and quickly changed the subject: "This is a legend from our side. If you get her hug, you will never grow old, just like Tang Monk meat."

Li Zhan: "..."

"It is impossible for a person to live forever and never die." Even the strong warriors, although their lifespan is much longer than ordinary people, they still cannot live forever, and they will also fall when the time limit is reached.

Well, what he originally meant was just to refer to longevity, not really wanting to live as long as the sky.While Cheng Jingchi was happy, she also felt that Li Zhan's way of explaining to him in such a serious manner was a bit cute.

"Will this kind of dual cultivation have any disadvantages for your cultivation?" It is said that it is double cultivation, but in fact, it is only benefited from one side. Li Zhan will not enjoy the slightest benefit at all, and he will lose part of his cultivation base. a little worried.

Cultivation is to warriors what blood is to ordinary people. It must be very important. Thinking that in the next two years, Li Zhan will have to sacrifice part of his cultivation to help him, and Cheng Jingchi is a little bit more happy. Worry.

Of course he wanted to practice, but if it was harmful to Li Zhan, he couldn't keep asking for both cultivation with Li Zhan so brazenly.

"No." Li Zhan said indifferently.

That point of cultivation is nothing more than a drop in the bucket for him, and how much impact it can have. On the contrary, if Cheng Jingchi is brought in, even if it is only the stage of introducing Qi into the body, Cheng Jingchi can be regarded as a warrior to a certain extent. In this strange world, there is a Accompanied by a companion, it can be regarded as a great comfort, even if the martial artist's cultivation base is too low.

But what does that matter?

In this peaceful and prosperous world, there is no need to fight all kinds of powerful and cruel wild beasts, and there is no need to always be on guard against the invasion of other races. People live and work in peace and contentment. It doesn't matter whether they have cultivation or not. They have more convenient and practical alternatives Taste.

After the double cultivation was completed, Cheng Jingchi transplanted another grass into the Qiankun Pearl. By the way, she checked the withered grass that was transplanted in yesterday, and found that in just one day, the state of the dead grass seemed to be much better, although it was still a It looks droopy, but the dead leaf on the top is already faintly green.

Cheng Jingchi was overjoyed, thinking that this Qiankun Pearl is really a magical thing, at least the effect on planting is amazing.

Since even a dead grass can be planted alive, if some rare herbs are transplanted into it, I don't know what the effect will be.

Cheng Jingchi immediately shrewdly began to think of ways to vigorously develop the magical function of the Qiankun Pearl, probably because he studied Chinese medicine with Cheng Wai Gong since he was a child, and his first thought was to grow herbs, a lot of precious and rare herbs, such as ginseng, ganoderma lucidum and poria cocos Rhodiola, the rarer the better.

Why don't you see grandpa next time, see if he has any more precious herbal seeds in his hand, and plant a few to try.

Sensitively, Cheng Jingchi found that she seemed to have found another shortcut to make a fortune.

However, the joy in his heart disappeared immediately after seeing the pile of withered grass on the floor.

As far as his current cultivation is concerned, he can basically only open the Qiankun Pearl once a day, and plant a grass in it. Even if there are seeds, he doesn't know that he will have to plant them until the year of the monkey.

Thinking of this, Cheng Jingchi felt a little sad. In the past, she was worried about not having a good job and money, but now not only would she lose her job, she also worried about her cultivation base. And money is much harder.

The former has hope as long as he works hard, while the latter has no goal even if he wants to work hard.

Before he could finish his grief, he heard the door being banged loudly.

Cheng Jingchi was a little strange, who would come to him at this point?And judging by the strength of the knock on the door, the visitor seemed quite angry.

Could it be that when the vortex portal opened yesterday, the noise was so loud that the neighbors came to protest?

No, he paid special attention when he was renovating, whether it was upstairs or downstairs, or his neighbors across the door, let alone moving in, they hadn't started to renovate yet.

"Your grandfather is here." Li Zhan saw his doubts and said.

"How do you know?" Cheng Jingchi asked with a strange face.

"I heard it."

Cheng Jingchi: "..."

Well, he is a master, he can tell who is knocking on the door of his house from such a long distance in the bedroom!

But how could his grandfather run over at such a late hour?

Cheng Jingchi ran to the door quickly, looked into the cat's eye, and saw his grandfather standing outside. The old man's face was deformed, and he wanted to laugh.

Cheng Jingchi hurriedly opened the door. Not only was Grandpa Cheng standing outside the door, but his mother and brother-in-law were also there. The faces of the three of them were not good, especially the grandfather, who looked angry, and he didn't know who made him unhappy.

"Mom, grandpa, uncle, why are you here at this time?"

The old man glared at him, snorted and said, "If I don't come, I'm afraid you will be sold and no one will know."

Cheng Jingchi was confused and could only look at his uncle, Qiao Baishu gave him a helpless expression with guilt on his face.

"Go in and talk about it." Qiao Baishu said, "Dad is tired from the car ride all afternoon."

Who would have thought that it would be fine if he didn't speak, but once Grandpa Cheng got angry, he turned around and scolded Qiao Baishu: "Why are you tired?! Your wings are hardened, don't take me seriously. You want to piss me off, don't you?"

"Dad—" Qiao Baishu had a bitter face.

"Shut up!" Grandpa Cheng said angrily, looking really angry at him now.

Qiao Baishu was so humiliated by the scolding that she didn't dare to say a word.

Mother Cheng's complexion is also not good, but she seems to be calmer than Grandpa Cheng. Seeing the old man blowing his beard and staring with anger, his chest fluctuating in anger, she said, "Dad, I can't blame my little brother for this." They are all ignorant, let's go ahead and talk, and don't disturb anyone by standing at the door."

Cheng Jingchi nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, it's all my fault, it's my fault."

It was so easy to coax Grandpa Cheng into the room. Just as the door was closed, before Cheng Jingchi could speak, Grandpa Cheng asked, "Did the person surnamed Cheng look for you?"

Ever since Cheng Qiao's two relatives became enemies, Grandfather Cheng always referred to his ex-son-in-law as Cheng, and never called him by his first name again.

"Yes." After hearing this, Cheng Jingchi realized that it was for this matter, and looked at Qiao Baishu again.

"You don't need to look at him! This stupid thing wants to hide such a big thing from me. Are you going to tell me when Cheng Chi has a kidney dug out?" Grandpa Cheng saw this. , Cheng Jingchi was still secretly winking with Qiao Baishu, and suddenly became angry, and scolded Cheng Jingchi, "Is he stupid and you are stupid too? I have read all the books in college into the stomach of a dog? The finder surnamed Cheng Don't you tell me? How dare you go to dinner with Yan alone, are you not afraid that they will poison you to death?"

Cheng Jingchi was so ashamed by the scolding that she argued, "Grandpa, I'm not alone..." They didn't dare to poison.

"Shut up!" Grandpa Cheng was furious, "Don't you know how the surname Cheng treated you, your mother, and your uncle back then? How dare you go to see such a person alone? Isn't he afraid of being tricked into selling his organs?"

Grandpa Cheng hated Cheng Bozhou deeply, and whenever he mentioned him, he would have a bad face, but most of the time, in order to take care of Cheng Jingchi's emotions, he seldom said how Cheng Bozhou was in front of him. Cheng Jing lost face.

"Dad, no matter how you say it, it's Chi Chi's father—" Qiao Baishu had a helpless expression on his face.

His father is 70 years old, but he still has such a bad temper, and he gets angry at one point. The older he gets, the more childish he is.

"Is there anyone who is a father like him? The child has been left alone for more than ten years, and now he wants a long-term kidney, so he goes back to look for the child. Does he lose money?!" Grandpa Cheng was really angry.

Not only is Cheng Jingchi so confused, but also Qiao Baishu is so bold that he dares to hide such a big matter from him. Does this mean that he is old and useless?

"Dad, he is Chichi's biological father after all. If he wants to see Chichi, can he still hide? It's just a one-time meeting, and it's a public place. What can he do with Chichi in public? Chi is no longer a child, so he won't fall for his tricks." Mother Cheng also persuaded.

Speaking of it, mother Cheng is the most miserable in the family, but now she has to turn around and persuade Grandpa Cheng, saying to Cheng Jingchi: "You are too, why don't you discuss with me and your grandfather if you have anything, and be alone Just make up your own mind. After your grandfather found out, he didn’t eat any food, and even drove into the city in such a cold day, for fear that something might happen to you.”

"Mom, I know, I won't donate a kidney to her, and I'm not stupid." Cheng Jingchi was a little helpless, the elders in the family cared too much for him, almost everyone forgot what happened, he was already a 25-year-old adult It's no longer the little child who couldn't do anything but wait for them to take care of and protect him.

Grandpa Cheng got angry, gradually calmed down, and said to Cheng Jingchi: "No matter how sweet his words are, don't be fooled. The Yan family is so rich, how could they not find a kidney source, but there are so many children and nephews in the Yan family And the two of them, no matter how they can get together a kidney, don't be stupid."

"I know." Cheng Jingchi nodded and assured, "I'm not that stupid, why should I take out a kidney when I'm fine? Maybe people think my kidney is poor and not noble enough!"

"It's good to know."

Grandpa Cheng also heard about the daughter of Cheng Bozhou's family, knew that he was planning Cheng Jingchi's idea, and even asked him out for dinner.

That is a living kidney, not just a piece of hair or a piece of nail, so how could it not be rushed.

In his life, he only has Qiao Baishu and Qiao Huangqi, a son and a daughter. Qiao Baishu likes men and will never have children of his own in this life. The only junior in their Qiao family is Cheng Jingchi. Naturally, he sees it like an eyeball. How can he tolerate it? After Cheng Bozhou killed his own two sons and daughters, he came to kill his only grandson.

"No, I have to go to that bastard and tell him not to think about it later." The more Grandpa Cheng thought about it, the more angry he became, and he wanted to go to Cheng Bozhou, but was finally persuaded by the family.

It was getting late at this time, and Cheng Jingchi refused to let Cheng's mother and the others go back, and kept them at home. There were three rooms in his house, and they could still live in them if they squeezed.

According to the law of opening the vortex portal that he has been counting, after it was opened once yesterday, it will not be opened again for at least three days, so Grandpa Cheng and Uncle Cheng lived in the master bedroom, Mother Cheng lived in the second bedroom, and he and Li Zhan Go live in the room that he treats as a miscellaneous room with a lot of messy things.

Grandpa Cheng was angrily helped back to the room by Cheng Jingchi, full of displeasure, unexpectedly when he entered the room, his gaze fell on a pile of weeds that Cheng Jingchi had casually piled on the ground, and his eyes widened immediately.

"Where did you get so much old grass?"