[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

"Baby, Baby, one more time~"

The sweet and greasy singing came from the walkie-talkie.This kind of sweetness is not the kind of sweetness that is shy and childish and sexy like Xiao Tiantian, but a couple from the planet "If you don't love each other, you will die, if you don't show your affection, it's like being whipped to death" Discomfort caused by tilting the head.What's more, one of the little ones has such a strong sense of competition. It must be because of the expression of our ears just now that it feels that the status of "the most perfect couple in the group" is a bit unstable... Dear Bernadette Yep, you're really thinking too much...and Howard.Although the content of what you usually say is neither healthy nor normal (of course it has become more and more normal since being with your future wife, and it seems that one foot has already stepped on the broad road of "good family man"-today I actually used the word "good family man" to Howard... You should really read it upside down for three days!!), but your voice is still quite normal, how come you sing like being It's the same as the charter woman who grabbed the curler, what's the matter with the rough and delicate high-pitched voice? ?Could it be that he got the true biography of Mommy? ?

I feel like I accidentally peeped into the truth again.

This *song sang around in the car~~~~circling~~~~ Accompanied by the dynamic beat, the notes rose slowly one by one, and hit everyone in the car heavily one by one.There was dead silence in the car—come on, this is Sheldon's car! !Shut up and die Sheldon! ! !Hey, right? ?Why didn't Sheldon speak? ?Turning his head, he saw that the person in the passenger seat was tilting his head and opening his mouth wide, and his hands were still in the same posture as when he was explaining the meaning of greetings to Amy.At first glance, this face seems to be stunned by the singing, but according to my experience, there are ten times* that he is thinking.

Simply put, he crashed.

After observing that there were basically no traces of cars, wheels or pedestrians, I stretched out a hand to touch my head and then patted my face——OK, it started to restart.

What should I do if those sitting next to me can restart, but those sitting in the back cannot?Ignoring the damn expression on Amy's face that was exactly the same as Shelly's, from the rearview mirror, I saw that Stuart had slumped on the seat, and the eyes of the big dead fish were already wet.Hey, is it because of the onset of depression? !Where is the emergency antidepressant he told me when we got in the car? ?Wait... No, what's with that sudden happy smile?Also, why did he suddenly reach out?Hey (three distasteful sounds), where did this stick out from!Is this direction touching Amy's hand? ?It will definitely be photographed...

I saw that pale and weak hand, used to flipping through comic books, showing the true qualities of an otaku, like a very timid field mouse, crossing his boundary a little bit, accompanied by the frequency of Amy's breathing, sometimes sprinting quickly, sometimes slowly prostrate.As soon as there was any disturbance, he quickly stood still and fell down, and occasionally shrank back a few steps.Stopping and stopping like this, I finally broke through the barriers including seat cushions and backrests and saw the sign of "high energy ahead".In the attack and evasion, relying on the sudden burst of man's instinct, Stuart, the future star in the comics industry, decisively chose the former—in fact, he was not so decisive.

What?Actually still hold it! !

This hard-won, yet touching first intimate contact~ I love you, you tortured little fairy~~

"Snapped"!

This sound woke up people who were immersed in the singing, including me.Sneak peek - great, Stewart and Amy are still holding hands!Happy for you, Xiao Si~

Immersed in the joy of love, Stewart unilaterally exudes the breath of "Babybabyonemoretime" from another car, and his pale little face is now flushed. Did he turn his head and think he was careless and calm, but in fact he was blatant and daring Do, I can feel the "what's going on" atmosphere in the back seat just by listening to it sitting in the front.Now look at Amy - she looks dazed as she is held by her hand - of course the irresponsible duet between Howard and Bernie definitely contributed a lot.Tilting her head, she also seemed to be in a panic. A few seconds later, she frowned and looked at her held hand, as if thinking about why her boyfriend's hand was actually smaller than her own.Then, she frowned and looked at the owner of these hands. After staring at the owner who was about to burn, she turned her head silently.turned away...

Hey, are her earlobes turning red? ?

I suddenly felt that this girl was a little cute.

"Music, being an art, is sounds arranged in a divine, pleasing way. I think Bernadette's singing insults that very definition of music. As for Howard... umm, I don’t comment.” Sheldon turned off the walkie-talkie with a pursed mouth, and the content of his speech was not cute at all, and he completely ignored the faintly broken "Vivienne" behind the cheerful and lingering singing. !! Raj and I are going to trade with you!! We are going to share a car with Stewart and Amy!!!"

So now, let's go back to Professor Cooper's classroom.

In the interactive session of "Selton Couples Popular Small Classes and Introductory Encyclopedia of Greetings", Amy was highly praised by the lecturer.This amazing teacher didn't even notice that Stoudemire had already got started - what is your theoretical research, people are the ones who really practice to gain true knowledge, and it is knowledge that changes destiny...

Before time travel, no, it should be said that the whole family moved here, I always felt that "otaku" is a word with regional characteristics, and these few in "The Big Bang Theory" can only be called special cases.Thanks to movies and TV, I think the life of American youth should be spent in endless clubbing and picking up girls. Even if it is not as sensual as "Gossip Girl", at least it has to be similar to the god movie "Friends" ten years ago. Similarly, small freshness and strong flavors coexist, and old antiques such as Rose can have a spring after another.As for another major attribute of otaku - comics.I know that Marvel is very popular, and I know that there are many comic exhibitions, but I don’t know that so many souls of the American Sao years are buried in the comic world.

Stuart, who was finally able to hold hands with his girlfriend, seemed a little uncomfortable. He lowered his head and walked in small steps in front of the two bachelors who showed all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.These two poor people had just been poisoned by Howard and Bernie's singing all the way. Before the car came to a complete stop, they jumped off in a hurry, and then leaned on the railing for breath, and were almost hit by the car behind.In fact, the word I wanted to use just now is shit.I just wanted to turn around to express my joy after being reborn, but at a glance, I saw Stuart who was "better than him in any way" and appeared in front of me grandiosely holding a human being who was not a man at all! !

So, Raj, your standard of making friends is non-male human beings... I probably understand a little bit.

"Vivian!! Let's try cosplay!! I haven't played it before~"

As soon as you enter the comic exhibition hall, the atmosphere of carnival blows over your face.People from all walks of life in strange costumes shuttled among them, and from time to time, Dr. Octopus, the Green Arrow, said hello to us.The five otaku were already too excited.Leonard, who has been working as a labor force, took off the huge backpack on his back and began to distribute everyone's props and cosmetic bags.Tsk tsk, do you mean that the money of scientists is so easy to earn-two sets of Bobbi Brown, one set of Dior and one set of Chanel-then why did you ask me to treat you to ice cream just now, Sheldon!Before coming here, she had been complaining a lot, and Bernadette, who was dragged here by Stuart, was also excited now. Of course, in her words, she had a good attitude and she was happy with the situation.

"Okay, okay, let's go over there to rent clothes?" Well, that outfit that I can't call a hero is pretty nice, so let's try it when we get there.

"No, Vivienne!!" Oh, I forgot that I had a son with me when I went out, and now he said, "You have to accompany me and help me hold my makeup box. Otherwise, others will take advantage of me to change clothes What if I took my box away??"

"...You...you can take it into the locker room..." The ellipsis at the end of this sentence is because the eyes of the person on the other side suddenly widened, full of contempt for my IQ .

"This is Comic Exhibition, Vivienne, Comic Exhibition!!" Shelton straightened up and looked around, then pointed in one direction, "Look, there are three Spider-Man over there, they can climb to change clothes The door of the room!!”

"..." Saying such words in such a serious tone, how do you want me to respond...

"No, Sheldon, Vivienne is going to play with me today, we're going to the girl's comic show!" At the critical moment, Bernie stood up (chest?) and held her little head high, imposingly Staring at Sheldon.

"Saury, Shelly, I'm going to rent clothes with Bernie, see you later~"

"But...but my makeup box..." God, Sheldon, are you staring at me? ?

"Spider-Man is busy saving the world, so I don't have time to steal your makeup box!" Rolling his eyes, well, finally spit out this slot.

"I'm going with you!" Dr. Fowler, who moved back impassively and clutched the shoulder strap of her messenger bag, told us that she was ready to go with us.

"Uh...Miss Fowler." I scratched my head and struggled to organize my words, "We are going to try on those clothes and wigs over there, just like a little girl playing house, just dressing up Myself, very naive..." You definitely don't want to play with us, just let us fend for ourselves!After changing clothes and taking a photo, I can have a cup of coffee with Bernie and chat about Penny's gossip later, eh.

"I'm a girl." The woman who was standing across from me said seriously.

They looked at each other with Bernie, their eyes were blank: "We know..."

"Girls have to go to the girls' comic exhibition."

It's all your fault, Bernie!It's okay to talk about "Girls' Comic Exhibition"! !