[The Big Bang Theory] Miss Zhou's Long Science Road

Eventually I finally cleared my relationship with Jeff Wenger.

"Our principal touches his muscles through his clothes every day, am I looking for death? I want to grab a man from him!!!"

God forgive me, in fact, I did not distort the facts at all, but everyone present obviously understood in one direction, so Penny sighed "It turns out that it is curved, it's boring".

I smear you so hard, I will never call you Wenger hostilely again when we meet next time——Dear Jeff.I made a sign of the cross on my chest.

"I'm sorry Vivienne, I just slandered your morality as a teacher." Shelton on the opposite side said to me softly.

Sheldon Cooper apologized to me! ! !

It must be the wrong posture for me to bite the burger just now!

So the topic returned to the topic of "should boys and girls study in teams", or "can Penny and Andy work together" (why Penny's partner is a handsome guy).Penny was clearly annoyed by Leonard. She smashed the napkin and yelled at her boyfriend, "What the hell are you trying to do?! I just have a male study partner!!"

"No, why don't you think about it?" Under the oppression of the Queen, Leonard groveled like all the wives and slaves, "I just want to know who your study partner is. There are so many bad guys now, I'm afraid you will be killed. Others lied to..."

"Andy is my classmate in school!!"

"Community college...Your school is mixed with good and evil people, maybe some gangsters from society also come to study. There are also many traffickers who kidnap and traffic beautiful girls."

Hey, I'm used to Sheldon's disdain for our school, but I'm not used to yours, Leonard Hofstadter.

The final result is that Penny agrees to let Leonard meet the legendary Andy, but she must keep a low profile, "Don't make all the men in the world covet your girlfriend" (Penny's original words).But to be fair and objective, it is also an established fact that Penny attracts bees and butterflies. . .

"Why don't you come to our school's big events, you know, like proms, school year ceremonies and so on." Petunia said, wringing her fingers, "Andy was there at the prom last time, and we fought Greetings, it’s just that you didn’t pay attention.”

"Which one is it? The skinny guy with the pimples? Or the fat guy with the dull face??" Leonard fired like a cannonball, "It must be the one with the necklace and earrings, right? He looks good , but it looks like a gangster at first glance! A unique gangster in a community college!!"

Sheldon, don't stop me! !I'm going to kill Leonard Hofstadter right now! ! !

"Andy seems to be very interested in the debate competition. He said today that he would go to the finals of the regional debate competition held in our school."

"Then let's watch it too!" Leonard clasped his hands and suddenly burst out with endless love for debates, "I also really like debates!"

Dr. Sheldon Cooper was willing to go to the competition site to watch the competition because he expressed his appreciation for the students of the debate team for their "precise positioning of their own IQ" and "the admiration for their high IQ expression".

"Sheldon, are you really sure you want to go to our (emphasis) school to watch the debate competition?" A jealous Leonard is enough to make a fuss, what are you going to do?

"I guided them!" The person who answered took it for granted.

"Don't you look down on community colleges!!"

"It's a fact that you have almost no scientific research results. There is a 80% chance that your expression is angry, so I added almost two words. In fact, community colleges have no scientific research results at all."

"Yes, Sheldon, I'm angry."

"Yes! Guessed it right again!!" Sheldon squeezed his fist hard and made a winning gesture, "But I don't know why, I still have classes that morning, and I like your school. I'm working hard Looking for the reason."

Sheldon Cooper said he loves a community college unconditionally!Is there any reason for me to refuse to take him to the debate?

Of course I didn't. . . .

The finals of the regional community college debate competition finally arrived. I had no class that morning and was dragged directly to the school by the principal and Annie's serial calls.

Holding a cup of coffee and yawning, he walked towards the principal's office.It's only seven o'clock in the morning, and I'm still not up at this time.

"morning"! ! !When I opened the door, I was almost frightened by the scene inside, "You, what are you doing!!!"

To the national anthem of "The Star-Spangled Banner Never Falls", the principal and Anne are performing the classic action of Jack and Rousi in the bow of the "Titanic", not to mention the ecstasy on their faces expression.

I usually only think of you as a transvestite who loves to suck on handsome guys, but I didn't expect that you would not let go of underage girls!Scum! !Scum! !

"Vivian, you're here!" The scumbag found me outside the door, and even showed a shameless smile, "Do you want to come together?"

Come come come?Come to your sister!

The teasing headmaster is really just a teaser. . .This time I was wrong about him.

"Annie said she didn't have confidence, so I led her to open her heart and find confidence and self in the majestic national anthem!" The principal said impassionedly, and little Annie nodded her head like a chicken pecking rice.

"I have the national anthem of the People's Republic of China here, do you want it?"

If someone is lucky enough to pass by the president's office of such an ordinary community college on such a morning, you will see a wonderful show that has never been seen before or since.Along with the Chinese national anthem, a white American man of European descent yells at a Jewish girl: "Be yourself!! Come on Annie!! Hear this majestic song from the East? Feel it!! Be part of it!! Make it part of your blood!! oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”

Who will save me, I almost died laughing. . .

"Annie, are you okay?" I worriedly asked the girl slumped on the sofa.Anyone who can feel the national anthem indoors for an hour with his arms raised flat will have to lose his strength, let alone the one with small arms and thin legs.

"I feel very confident now, as if I just took a drug!" The girl on the sofa suddenly jumped up like a fish, "I want to repeat my opening argument!"

"Well, my method is really useful." The principal smiled happily.

Hey, did you really not hear the student say "drugs" just now?

The final was arranged on the school's indoor basketball court.Originally, as an instructor, I was supposed to sit on the rostrum with the principal who was the chairman, but when I saw Leonard sitting next to Penny and Shelton, who were completely unaware of the situation, glaring at a handsome guy in white clothes not far away, I was shocked. He rushed to the stands quickly.

"Vivian, don't abandon me!!"

Principal, you don't feel ashamed, and I feel ashamed.

"Golding's novel "Lord of the Flies" illustrates that human beings" Anne quickly took out a hand and stretched out, this designed movement was made extremely stiff by her, "after being left to their own devices, they will fall into chaos and sin .” She clapped her other hand to the one she raised just now, and squeezed it into a fist.

"Are my usual movements so stiff?" Shelton leaned over and asked me.

"Roughly the same.."

"Looks like I have to go to the gym." The voice sounded terribly frustrated.

Annie herself and the principal were relieved, at least, there was no jam or forgotten words.Wenger on the player bench, no, Jeff frowned, it seemed that he didn't approve of Anne's performance.The thoughts of the audience seemed to be similar to Jeff's, and the symbolic applause was sparse, probably half of which went towards Anne's face.

"Now, Jeremy Simmons from City University comes on stage to make a presentation."

"Wow!!!" Even though they are in an away game, the cheerleading team of City University looks much stronger than our school's. Listen to the uniform shouts.

A boy in a wheelchair came out of the debate stand. He seemed to have recognized that Jeff was the leader of the team. He gave him a provocative glance, then squeezed his fist of victory and entered the stage amidst cheers. up.

"This man is really annoying." Shelton said in a small voice.

The person who came seemed to have a lot of aura. After the shouting lasted for a few seconds, he withdrew his hand, and the shouting stopped.The judge who was yawning just now when Annie made a statement also raised his head with interest.The situation is very bad.

"Last year in the United States alone, there were 23000 kidney donors." His voice was calm and rigorous, but somehow provocative.Coupled with his natural body language, everyone's attention was drawn away by him, "Human nature is good! Just when I entered the door, a bald man with glasses opened the latch on the door for me." He pointed his finger To the principal Doubi, the accused person also looked extremely excited, "Human nature is inherently good!!!"

The overwhelming cheers. . .Annie's face was as white as the wall.

"Vivian, we will definitely win, right?"

Shelton suddenly turned his head and asked seriously.

The following free debate was basically a solo show between Jeff Wenger and Jeremy Simmons. The two used their masculinity, personal charm, and on-site support to create momentum for their side. The scene was inseparable.Jeff is worthy of being a former gold medal lawyer. Even if it is a truth that is completely untenable after calming down, once he says it, it seems that it should be like this by nature.I kind of understand why so many people are willing to turn around his buttocks. Look at the principal, are there tears in those eyes? ?

The scene is getting closer and closer to the side that favors our team, and Sheldon is so nervous that his hands are about to turn red.

"We're almost winning, aren't we?"

"Well, yes."

Seeing that the failure was imminent, Simmons over there suddenly looked at Jeff, Anne and the principal standing together, showing a strange smile.has a problem!I stood up uncontrollably, and several people on the stage also showed vigilance.

Simmons suddenly sprinted towards Jeff in his wheelchair, leaping just before hitting him, and Jeff hugged him reflexively.

How can you be so shameless! ! !

"We are opponents, and he subconsciously caught it and was about to throw me down! Human nature is inherently good!!!!"

City University cheerleaders are going crazy, and the victory is about to fly away!

Sheldon also stood up at this time, with a smile on his face.

"We're losing, Sheldon!"

"Their IQ should still remember what I taught them!! I believe them!"

Annie on the stage suddenly turned Jeff's face, which was standing there in a daze, and kissed him on tiptoe. Jeff, who was stunned again, dropped Simmons in his arms to the ground.

"He accidentally dropped him on the ground because of *!" Annie excitedly let go of Jeff, who had too much information today, "Human nature is evil!"

"Pasadena Community College wins!!!" The on-site referee gave the final decision.

"We won!!!" Sheldon and I hugged each other, blushing with excitement.