[Comprehensive] IF masters have retired

What should I do if the gender of the whole world has changed when I wake up?

One person and one heroic spirit communicated with each other's world information. The amazing thing is that even if the one who signed the contract with Elesh is not Fujimaru Tachika from this world, she can still provide magic power to this silly child.

Oh no, Eresh quickly realized through communication that even in this world, his annoying sister was still a sister.

Why!

Eresh communicated his great discovery with Lixiang, and expressed dissatisfaction with the fact that Ishtar in both worlds is the same gender.

Lixiang recalled the scene where he met Ailei at the sixth singularity in the past.

As Watson, she discovers blind spots.

"Ai..."

How did she remember that Allie would borrow her sister's body at night?

How did they meet?

How did you get to know each other well?

Lixiang said in an authentic tone as usual: "What does it feel like to stay in Ishtar's body?"

"Of course it's weird—huh?!?! How do you know!"

Why do you think Lixiang doesn't know?

It took less than 3 minutes for Fujimaru Tachika from another world to discover the strangeness of Ishtar at night. Knowing about Sumerian mythology, he thought at first that the possessed person was Ishtar. Sister, after all, in fairy tales, Ereshkigal is a goddess.

As for the handsome boy with a handle who appeared in front of me later - taller and more handsome than me, I asked Fujimaru Tatsuka how he felt about it, and he said: I am used to it, he is really used to it.

What was originally a wonderful heart-to-heart conversation at night, woke up the next day and found that the other party was actually a man.

It's so difficult, it's really difficult for him!

In this regard, Lixiang, who flashed a G yellow waste in his mind, said: Isn't that better?

Thanks to the other party, Li Xianglong, who had creative inspiration in her heart, was overjoyed. She reached out and rubbed Eresh's head, rubbing Ereshkigal's head, which finally had the magic power to dry her own head, into a mess .

This action is something that Tachika Fujimaru in Eresh's world would not do.

For Fujimaru, Eilesh is a good friend of his age. Although he is sometimes arrogant and duplicity, most of the time he is an exceptionally trustworthy partner—the control group here is his energetic younger sister (X2).

The two of them often shoulder to shoulder with the elders of Chaldea, sneaking into the kitchen to eat in the middle of the night.

I have to say that Eresh is a good kid. When he receives an invitation like a good brother, fear and excitement are often intertwined to coax his head to heat up, and then he is dragged away before he can react. Do something bad.

Later, everyone also realized that Elesh's character is a person who will definitely be found out if he does bad things.

Therefore, whenever there is something missing in the kitchen, or if something is lost somewhere, they will ask Ailesh.

After realizing that he couldn't take Eilesh to do bad things together, Fujimaru initially abandoned his good brother.

Then he was moved by Eilesh Bambi's aggrieved look, there was no way, no one could stand that look!

Li Xiang could withstand it, she found that Eresh's hair was extremely smooth, thin and dense, not as silky as satin, but had a tactile feeling of inserting his hand into the rice.

One stroke wasn't enough, so she made two more strokes down the round head.

Elesh could still sit upright at first, but he couldn't help but pouted his tailbone when his head was moved a few more times—if he had a tail, he would have to shake it.

"Hmph." He couldn't help but looked up, the soothing and happy smile on his face couldn't be suppressed at all, but his mouth was duplicity, "Take your hands away, you guys, didn't you say that men's heads can't be touched!"

Did you know that a man's head can't be touched?

Lixiang pinched this guy's earlobe and rubbed it. There was a thin layer of calluses on her hand that held the paintbrush all the year round. Rubbing it on the earlobe could make the pores of half of the other person's face stand up.

The other party did look a little smaller than himself, Li Xiang finally moved his hand away.

"Eresh, you know so much."

Just about to resist the other party's excellent massage skills, and being praised again, Eresh's lips trembled.

Don't laugh, Eresh, you can't laugh, keep the dignity of your god!

"Then... of course! It's up to you to say!"

In a standard arrogance, Li Xiang flicked the other's full and round earlobe with his nails, and stood up.

"Okay, I understand the general situation clearly. Since I don't know how you came to our world, then you can stay at ease."

She added some water to Eilesh, turned around and found a large pair of pajamas and pajamas from her room—thanks she is a woman living alone now, in order to prevent thieves from getting evil, she specially prepared some Men's clothes are kept at home and are ready to be hung on the balcony all year round as a deterrent.

The sun-baked, soft clothes fell into Eresh's arms.

"Stay safe."

Do you live in peace...?

Unknowingly, the rain outside the window gradually subsided. Eresh looked at the mist rising from the glass wall, and during the chat just now, all his affairs had been unknowingly revealed.

Lixiang understood the general situation.

But what about Lixiang?

Lixiang is Fujimaru, but not the same as Fujimaru.

She is more caring, she will ask him to replenish his magic power to "eat his stomach" before asking questions; she is more gentle, and will take the initiative to provide him with clothes considering his lack of magic power; she is also more distant...

Apart from being able to confirm Lixiang's identity, Elesh didn't know anything else.

What is she doing now, whether she is working or studying, whether she is in college or high school, how is she doing, why is she living alone, why is there no one in Chaldea.

She didn't say anything.

Eresh is not the Ishtar who lives unscrupulously. The evaluations of other heroic spirits are: a gentle gentleman, not to mention that he is usually reserved for everything in the underworld, and he has an introverted personality. , has his own code of conduct.

And tenderness.

Eilesh didn't choose to ask aloud, he just stepped forward and stretched out his hands.

He had dried himself with magic.

Seeing his action, Li Xiang laughed and said, "Why?"

"Thank you for the hug." Eresh blushed and said, "Thank you for taking me in."

No one would refuse such a hug.

Lixiang took the initiative to step forward and hugged Eresh. She smelled a strange breath from him, which was neither warm nor beautiful, and it was so gloomy that it matched this cloudy and rainy day.

But that heart is warm.

Li Xiang hugged him vigorously, and in his arms, Li Xiang realized that Eresh was much taller than she imagined, "Nice to meet you, Eresh."

"Me too, and thank you."

"So..." Lixiang's head was still buried in Eresh's arms, her voice came out muffled, her breath was all in Eresh's heart, "Is my chest... soft or not?"

???

Elysh:? ? ?

Is there really something wrong with Fujimaru Tachika in this world? ! ? !

Lixiang didn't deliberately try to tease Eresh, it was because the other party's reaction was so amusing.

This kind of joke is really only conscious when it is played on a person who has a strong reaction. Thanks to the other party, Lixiang has a very good idea in his head.

She wants to draw it.

Thanks to her and Eilesh, Nozaki Umetaro next door also has a lot of ideas.

On the way home, Sakura Chiyo was trying her best to stop Nozaki Umetaro from drawing his next-door neighbor into the manga.

"You have slandered Nozaki-san like this! Think about it, they might just be friends!"

So your supporting roles of S-shaking senior sister and ignorant tsundere elementary school boy appear in the comics, what do you want to do!

Besides, no matter how you look at it, this setting is not the range that innocent high school girls like!

Although the rain stopped outside, Nozaki Umetaro still chose to send Sakura Chiyo home considering that the ground was full of water.

After all, she is so small, if she is flooded, she will be responsible (Nozaki Umetaro's original words.)

Having gotten used to the thick lines of this straight man, Sakura Chiyo is even more funny.

She finally convinced Umetaro Nozaki that such a setting is not the orientation of shoujo manga readers.

The road to the subway is long enough to dispel the creator's absurd idea: the road to the subway is also very short, not enough for a young girl to relive the solitude of two people.

Sakura Chiyo carried her schoolbag and followed Nozaki Umetaro with an umbrella.

Umetaro Nozaki is a straight man who is too traditional, and his steps are always sold very big.

No matter how traditional he is, he still has a soft spot.

Sakura Chiyo was already able to keep up with the opponent's footsteps, and the opponent was unconsciously adapting to her pace.

Playfully, she jumped over a puddle.

Nozaki Umetaro was splashed all over, he backed away silently, not stopping Sakura Chiyo from playing.

"Hee hee, Nozaki-kun!"

Nozaki Umetaro didn't answer, but said, "Sakura-san, we're at the subway station."

"Go back early, be careful on the road."

"Good night."

Oh, straight man.

Early the next morning, Eilesh woke up from his sleep, and he recovered from the state of being hungry and lacking oxygen in his head at noon.

what--!

He huddled under the blanket, trying to escape reality.

last night!What has he done!

He, he, he——why do you still feel the initiative to open your hands to hug Lixiang!

Who gave his dog gall!Istar?

Eilesh couldn't help but gave himself two hammers through the quilt, smashing him back from his dream to reality.

Last night, his dreams were full of soft steamed buns, which were soft and fluffy, constantly tempting his appetite.

This dream was so realistic, the sweetness of steamed buns kept surging on the back of my tongue.

Take heart, Eresh!You're a grown-up god, don't act like a kid!

Li Xiang knocked on the door of the guest room, she never had the habit of staying in bed, she cooked breakfast early, saw movement in Eresh's room but no one came out, so she went over to call for someone.

"Eresh? I came in?"

Eilesh shouted quickly: "Ah——wait a minute!"

Lixiang had already put his hand on the doorknob, and upon hearing this, he wanted to open the door even more.

She deliberately said: "What are you talking about~?"

"I didn't hear it!"

"I said don't open the door! Mantou!"

Steamed bun…?

Lixiang raised his eyebrows, "In order to distinguish me from Fujimaru, is there a new nickname for me?"

Eliesh didn't care how strange it was to speak to the person behind the door, he jumped up from the bed and shouted: "No! No! You heard it wrong!"

"Then shall we have steamed buns tomorrow morning?"

The author has something to say:

Reminded by the little cutie!I changed Ere to Eresh! !

This is more like a cute boy!

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