[Comprehensive] IF masters have retired

8. Parents who give birth

After three years of marriage, Lixiang and Matthew still have no plans to have children.

It's not that I don't want to have a baby, I just plan to let nature take its course.

After he returned to Chaldea twice, how leisurely can ordinary people imagine?

If it weren't for the fact that they really studied magic and developed something, and were led by an excellent teacher like Weber, the two of them might have given up their burdens and gone home to live in a two-person world.

After all, Lixiang is really rich. If she becomes a heroic spirit one day, the golden rate is estimated to be her reserved skill.

Neither of the two of them had thought about their children. On the one hand, they had such a good relationship. What would they do if they had money and leisure?On the other hand, are there still few children in Heroic Spirits? !

The husband and wife are not in a hurry, but the heroic spirits really want to see the birth of the child.

They are getting tired of Lixiang's old face (Lixiang: Hey!) - just kidding, mainly because of the inherent concept of many heroic spirits: getting married means having children.

From falling in love to getting married, Lixiang and Matthew changed from 17-year-old teenagers to 28-year-old young people. According to the efficiency of the heroic spirits, they are about to have grandchildren, and no children have been born yet.

Many people wait for anxiety.

It is commonly known that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry.

So all kinds of childbirth magic props appeared in front of Lixiang and Matthew.

Fortunately, Matthew has grown up in the past few years, and he is not as shy as he used to be, otherwise he might not want to go out.

Painless childbirth is the most basic prop, what kind of external uterus, what kind of man gives birth, what kind of Holy Grail birth—?What potion—? !Wait, why is there a puppet——? !

Hello!Da Vinci!And bean dad!Why are you two again!

And Mr. Avis Bron, don't look at it for fun, just follow along! ! !

That's not how the magic workshop works! ! !

After experiencing a wave of props spawning, the two used the long vacation they had never used before, and ran out of Chaldea in a hurry, planning to go to their second honeymoon.

And said to the heroic spirit who wanted to follow up to protect them and comfort them: "It's honeymoon, don't be a light bulb."

The hearts of Gary's parents, grandparents, and grandparents were broken into pieces.

The two returned to Japan illegally from Antarctica (after all, the nominal research institute is still in Japan), planning to have a good time.

9: Hijacking

It was on the plane that Kise met the Fujimaru couple who were going on a trip.

As the captain, (the 27-year-old captain, I have to say that he is really talented and intelligent) is being held on his head by a cylindrical tube, presumably it is a buy one get one free popsicle, and it is extremely lethal tall gun.

He took a look out of the corner of his eye, what a coincidence, co-pilot, you also have one on the back of your head.

The co-pilot was older and more experienced than Kise, and he had never encountered such a thing before. His hands were shaking, and he kept swallowing, seeming to be in a state of high tension.

Kise was much calmer than he had imagined. He suddenly remembered his physical coach in high school. Compared with that adult (that's why he was called an adult), this murderous spirit was too weak.

Alright, he thought in his heart, operating the plane steadily with his hands, it's not about who is stronger than who is weaker, the important thing is, how to escape with all the passengers on the plane?

Then he heard a familiar yet somewhat unfamiliar voice: "I...can I come in?"

how come?

Because there was still a landing door, the voice was muffled, making it hard to hear clearly.

Wouldn't it be the person you thought of?

The cockpit wasn't too spacious. There were two drivers and two robbers crowded inside, so there was no room for movement. Hearing someone knock on the door, the robber said cautiously, "Who?!"

The female voice outside made a low cry of surprise, and the speaker was replaced by a male voice, "Boss, we found something!"

The two robbers looked at each other cautiously, and the leader raised his chin, beckoning his brother to open the door.

It was indeed their brothers who spoke outside the door.

Then the only two robbers who were still awake on the whole plane were attacked by Fujimaru and his wife with a slash and a crit, and three consecutive exes and treasures were beaten on the ground.

The location of the cockpit is so small, not only the driver who is concentrating on the operation, but even the robbers have already made intimate contact with the floor with their cheeks before seeing how the two squeezed in.

The stewardess and stewardess who seemed to be skilled workers in the back immediately dragged the two robbers out by their hair, dragged them to a free place, and tied them up again.

Hmph, cheap you robbers.

Can fly first class.

No way, who makes the first class have enough free seats.

Lixiang noticed Kise on the captain's seat, and greeted him naturally, "Yo! It's Kise! Thank you for your hard work, the problem is solved, and you can continue to fly the plane with peace of mind." Don't talk about the opportunity... Wrong ...cough cough...

Lixiang helped Kise straighten the earphones on his head, and by the way also helped the co-pilot straighten, "Both of you are very handsome, thanks for your hard work."

Matthew also greeted Kise, and left with his wife like the wind.

Before leaving, Kiseu heard Matthew acting like a baby to Li Xiang, "Am I handsome or they?"

what the hell?Huang Lai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and was a little envious, just like those accidents ten years ago, these two people.

10. Magical Girl

The airport command center quickly received the news that the plane had been hijacked. Not long after, the police arrived and the ambulance also arrived.

Then watched the plane land steadily, and the hatch slowly opened.

The stewardess stood at the door with a professional smile, "Please take your luggage and leave in an orderly manner. I wish you a pleasant journey."

Um…?What about terrorists?What about the robbers who hijacked the plane?

Everyone on the plane, including the Fujimaru couple, was taken for questioning.

The husband and wife were able to kill ten armed robbers with their bare hands.

It has aroused the great attention of the country's police.

Lixiang could only reveal her identity as Chaldea or the magic world. She said: We are just a young couple who go out on a date and vacation. It’s just a matter of helping each other. If you have any questions, please contact our agency directly.

Kise Ryota on the side was stunned, hello!What about the Institute of Science? ! ? !

You two are so bad-hearted!

I'm your good friend, huh? ! !Did you just lie to me?

Lixiang said, well, since you found out, I will tell you mercifully that I am a magic girl!

Kise: Pretending to be old...Pfft! (Being beaten) Cough, what kind of magic tricks do you make?

Ritsuka: I will summon servants to fight.

Kise: Then you summon one for me to take a look?

Lixiang: Didn’t you see it?My husband!handsome or not?

Kise: Wait!Can a Servant and a Magician Marry?

Hey, is it really okay for you to believe so quickly?It's wrong to complain!

When encountering such a thing, it is naturally impossible for Kise to return to work immediately. He needs to pass a series of psychological tests before he can be employed again.

For this reason, Kise, who was stranded in the local area, became an idler and was busy going out to play. The husband and wife who were completely unaffected by the incident (here specifically referring to Matthew) saw that he was very knowledgeable, and it was very pitiful to be alone.

He summoned Fufu who was far away in Chaldea to accompany him.

So Kise, who had no choice but to start raising animals: I believe it!You guys are really fucking good at magic!

Well, Fufu, you are so cute!

Suck--

11. Children

It may be that traveling is good for physical and mental health. After returning to Japan, Li Xiang found out that she was pregnant.

Pregnant women are always very sensitive, she dragged Matthew and asked, "Honey, what if our child is also a magician in the future, what if we two are summoned when we summon Heroic Spirits?"

The time flow of the Heroic Seat is not three-dimensional and linear. In theory, there may be someone who summoned Fujimaru Tachika at this time.

Roman, who was a doctor on the side, said: What kind of pregnancy sensibility are you? ! ? !

Do you want to do a research project for you to play with?

Lixiang doesn't play tricks, but Lixiang wants to raise a fetus.

Lixiang became Quanjia's most precious cub.

Ever since she found out that a younger brother or younger sister was about to be born, children such as nursery rhymes, Jack and Joan of Arc surrounded Lixiang every day, and they became very interested in the child in her belly.

This is the first time for Kise and others to come to Chaldea, and the organization is now semi-retired.The director called Huan on his lips, but in fact he would turn a blind eye to everything he did. Since they were friends of Lixiang and Matthew, he let them in.

Of course, it is also necessary to use some magic tricks to make people forget the specific location.

When they heard the sentence: "Mom, can Jack cut open his stomach, can he go in too?", their feet almost went limp, and the gift in their hands managed to escape the ground.

Lixiang didn't panic at all, she picked up Jack, and the remaining two children were held in Matthew's arms. (Hong Yanmo and Wu Zetian, who are lolita and royal sisters, show envious expressions)

"No, Jack, I will die, and so will the baby. Isn't mother's arms warm enough?"

Jack made a choice and chose Lixiang's embrace.

Turning his head, he turned his attention to the dessert again.

So ah, kids are a real nuisance.

12. Fujimaru Mirai

My name is Future, I am 13 years old, and I am a junior high school student. Uncle La Er came to pick me up after school today.

On the list of people I hate, there is also Uncle La Er.

I don’t know what’s wrong with my uncles, aunts, grandparents, grandparents, grandparents, I’m 13 years old, not three years old!You can walk home by yourself!

Uncle Earl with curly hair and kelp head who gave a strange smile yesterday is already exaggerated enough, and uncle Uncle Brown-skinned exhibitionist who will also make a strange smile today is absolutely!It will definitely make her unable to find a partner!

so terrible!The expectations of a beautiful adolescent girl for a romantic relationship!They were all ruined by these incomprehensible uncles!

"If it's Uncle Jin Xingxian who picks me up tomorrow! I'll run away from home!"

Li Xianglai was in her husband's arms, enjoying the smooth hair of kissing Matthew, and expressed her understanding of her daughter's protest.The Heroic Spirits are too eager to protect the future.

"Or do you want Grandpa Moriarty to pick you up? Or Grandpa Wang Ha?" The three of them were discussing this matter, and they almost started fighting.

Future wrinkled her nose, and showed a tangled expression on her exquisite appearance that was eighty percent similar to Matthew, "Do I have to choose one of the three of them?" The orange-yellow eyes that were exactly the same as Li Xiang's were glistening, and she said to herself Dear Dad goes on the offensive, "But I want Mom and Dad to pick me up."

Matthew Ko!

He was instantly conquered by his daughter who had the same eyes as his wife, and immediately turned to the camp, turning his head and acting like a spoiled child with his daughter, "Lixiang...wife...dear...senior...Master~"

Damn, Li Xiang scratched her face shamelessly, calling her master even though she was old, it seemed like she was playing some kind of shame play.

Generally speaking, the dead spot is the husband. The head of the family nodded and agreed, "Okay, tomorrow is Friday, right? Let's pick up our precious future, and then secretly, without telling anyone, the three of us will go out Play! How about it?!"

"Yeah! Long live Mom!" Adolescence romance is not as important as hanging out with mom and dad!

Matthew was also very happy. He wanted to say something, but Lixiang kissed him again.

There is no way, this man, even at this age, the indelible youthfulness and the tenderness of a husband are intertwined, which is particularly heart-warming and delicious.

The heroic spirits shook their heads, talking so loudly, how could they go out to play secretly?

But forget it, who is Fujimaru Tachika.

There was nothing they could do with her, never had.

Li Xiang licked Matthew's red lips for the master's paly, how about trying it at night?

She gave a smirk.

Crashing into Matthew's inclusive sight, this moment is eternity.