[Comprehensive] IF masters have retired

In fact, there is not much fun in the school festival. There is a maid cafe in ten steps, and a haunted house in three meters. There is really not much new idea.

Let’s talk about the food, it’s even less special, after all, it’s a mass-produced item, and most of the people who prepare it are students, so the food is just fun.In addition, everyone is coming and going, lively, and more importantly, the atmosphere.

Li Xiang and Jiu Jian were next to each other, and the two of them took a closer look at every store, and when they encountered interesting food, they bought a small portion and shared it.

With the old sword, the big eater, the two of them tasted what they had eaten and what they hadn't eaten; what they had seen and what they hadn't seen;

It also made some sense.

After taking a bite of the small balls made by a certain class, Li Xiang stopped eating. There were still nine small balls left. She didn't return the old sword directly, but took a wooden stick and picked one up. He blew lightly on his mouth, and handed it to Old Jian's mouth.

A series of movements were done naturally and smoothly, without any sign of embarrassment.

I don't know what she is embarrassed about when she usually faces her boyfriend's handsome face.

Fujimaru Tachika: How is that the same!

The old sword has also been used to it. Logically speaking, he would not do such an inappropriate thing.

But what is his most important identity now?

The sky and the earth are of course the biggest girlfriend!

Of course, the first identity is Lixiang's boyfriend.

King Arthur?Arthur?Se what king?

What happened to eating something fed by your girlfriend on the road?

Small octopus balls look cool on the surface, but as soon as you bite them open, the hidden heat inside can't wait to show its charm, and it explodes in your mouth immediately.

Even the old sword couldn't help opening his mouth and exhaling hot air.

The temperature outside is actually not too high. When he opened his mouth, white smoke was blown out of his mouth.

Like the boiling kettle.

This scene rarely appeared on such a dignified person as Jiu Jian, and the occasional embarrassment brought a novel charm.

Li Xiang laughed straight at the sight, stretched out her hand to make a fan, and slapped her boyfriend's mouth, her voice was mixed with distress and gloating, and she asked, "Is it delicious?"

It was really hot, even if it wasn't the cat's tongue, Arthur didn't expect this little thing to be so powerful.

He subconsciously revealed his pink tongue, and stared helplessly at his girlfriend with a bright smile.

"good to eat."

I don't know what is delicious.

Li Xiang looked at the other party's tongue, and subconsciously came up with some yellow pictures in her mind that were not suitable for appearing in public, and she couldn't help coughing.

Try to change the topic to the right path: "Then we will do it at home next time?"

Jiu Jian thought about the number of home appliances that have been increasing since school started.

There is also Lixiang's guardian in name: "Shiro Emiya" sees more and more things, and his face becomes more and more unhappy.

He thought about it, and said: "No, the point is that the food that Li Xiang feeds with his own hands is delicious, and it has nothing to do with what the food is."

Not realizing the reason why her boyfriend said this at all, Li Xiang began to feel shy again, and she snorted: "How can you speak sweet words?"

Old Sword: I... Isn't this the truth?

The two of them first passed by the Miss Campus contest held on the playground, and Lixiang naturally pointed to the beautiful girl Teruhashi Shinmi who was sitting on the referee's seat, and said, "Arthur, look, that girl who can shine with KIRAKIRA , is my friend."

When Xinmei Zhaoqiao saw Lixiang and Lixiang's boyfriend, she subconsciously thought: I can't lose.

How could she lose to Lixiang's boyfriend in terms of beauty!

So Xinmei Zhaoqiao increased the power of her charm halo, and the light emitted by her whole body was even brighter.

Arthur will also do this trick, although he doesn't know the principle, but when he wants to use his skills: intuition, he will emit light.

So he asked his girlfriend for advice, "Is the other party...provoking?"

He suddenly shone such a dazzling light on him, and the smile on his face was also very official, no matter how you look at it, it looks like: Ha!I will shine!Lixiang boyfriend, will you?

Li Xiang didn't know why, she didn't know the logic of these humanoid self-propelled light bulbs, she said in a daze: "It should be just to welcome you? After all, it's the first time I introduced you to each other."

Then he probably knows the strength he needs to use when he shines. Arthur immediately tightened his stomach and straightened his chest, with a standard business smile on his face just like Teruhashi Shinmi - he used to use this smile to negotiate .

His side also began to glow.

Fujimaru Tachika: Arthur!Star!There are stars falling from you Hey!

Fortunately, most men and women did not see this particularly weird scene because of Zhaoqiao Xinmei's sudden effort just now.

Lixiang immediately squatted down and picked up the fifteen stars, and pressed them one by one on Arthur's V-neck exposed chest. The stars disappeared in her hand in a flash.

She smiled embarrassedly at Zhaoqiao Xinmei, and pulled her boyfriend away quickly.

The following trip to the haunted house was not very smooth, it seemed that because the lingering glow of the light just now hadn't been removed, the two of them walked in the dark haunted house, and the radiance shining on the old sword was even more dazzling.

In the dark, as the only light source, it made him even more handsome.

Lixiang stared at her boyfriend's face the whole time in the haunted house, her hands curled up and straightened unconsciously.

[Ah, ah, so handsome!Don't talk about dropping stars!I deserve it! 】

[Oh oh oh!I should have touched Arthur's chest twice more when I stuffed the star back. 】

Generally, when seeing such a dialog box, everyone should know who should appear next.

When Lixiang and Arthur came out of the not-so-scary haunted house, they met Saiki Kusuo and his party by no surprise.

He looked at Lixiang with an indescribable gaze, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: [Should I be glad this is your boyfriend, or you really did something indescribable...]

[That's a crime! 】

Li Xiang chuckled and wanted to refute: [How could I——]

Saiki Kusuo pointed at Arthur's neckline vaguely.

The arc of the V letter seems to have a downward trend. According to the surrounding folds, it can be seen that it is artificially caused.

Heck, that's the bad thing about fitted sweaters.

Under Saiki Kusuo's reminder, Jiu Jian also realized what was wrong with him. He blushed a little, but he didn't have the consciousness of blaming Lixiang. of. 】

Lancelot of the flying pot:? ? ?Isn't it handsome?Feel the conscience and say!Isn't it handsome!

King!You can't insult my aesthetic!

Fortunately, Qi Mu couldn't hear the aesthetics of the old sword, otherwise he might have to complain about the other party's partiality by the way.

After Lixiang greeted Saiki Kusuo's parents and Rantangli's mother, and introduced his boyfriend by the way, he heard Jiu Jian whispering in his ear: "Lixiang, I have to go and get dressed. "

Li Xiang also knew that it was her fault, so she had no reason to disagree.

So things turned into a situation where she, Qi Mu's mother, and Rantang's mother stood outside the men's toilet and waited.

Qi Mu's father didn't want to go in at first.

But the kidneys of middle-aged men are just like the continuous light rain in spring, which disappears for a while and then reappears for a while.

After standing at the door of the toilet for two seconds, the other party changed his words and said he wanted to go in.

Then the four men couldn't come out in the toilet.

No-out-come-out? ? ?

Lixiang was stunned, her boyfriend was just arranging his clothes, why was he silent?

Ran Tangli and his mother are in the same line, and the other party seems to be planning to break in.

Qi Mu's mother had some common sense anyway, she wanted to stop her, but she underestimated the fighting power of a guy and a woman who gave birth to Ran Tang Li.

Hey, Qi Mu's mother, after all, you have given birth to two wonderful girls who are talented in the sky!Can't lose!

In the blink of an eye, Qi Mu in the toilet made a choice between his father, Fujimaru classmate, and Fujimaru classmate's boyfriend.

【Fujimaru-kun, I need your help! 】

Will Fujimaru Tachika live up to the trust of her friends at this time?

She didn't even need Saiki Kusuo to say anything more, she had already realized that something must have happened in the toilet in a flash.

She took Rantang's mother's hand behind her back, showing a cute smile exclusive to the younger generation.

"Mom Rantang, may I ask, what is your lipstick number?"

This sentence is a coup for women all over the world to change the subject.

"I wanted to ask just now, but I'm really embarrassed to say it." Lixiang showed a shy expression. Anyway, she did this a lot in front of Arthur. She is familiar with the way, and her acting skills are smooth and natural. I especially call you, you look so young. Even younger than Mr. Rantang."

[Isn't it? Rantang and his mother look like twin siblings. 】

【Sai Mu-kun!If something happens, solve it quickly!Don't stand still! 】

Having said that, it is naturally impossible for Lixiang to neglect another elder, and she said to Qi Mu's mother: "The same is true for Qi Mu's mother, what is your secret recipe for skin care? You look so young! Qi Mu 90.00% of her handsomeness is inherited from you!"

"Allah?"

"oops?"

Immediately, flower-like smiles bloomed on the faces of the two elders.

Kusuo Saiki teleported to his home with his own father, Lixiang's boyfriend, and Ran Tangli who was turned into a stone because of taking away his eyes: [King Arthur, it's not easy for you. 】

Arthur didn't understand why he glanced at the super-powered boy, and after confirming that the other party was harmless, he didn't choose to control Li Xiang's friends more, but he was able to have a few words with the other party.

"what happened?"

Saiki Kusuo shook his head, falling into the weird reverie that King Arthur was actually a good man who saved millions of single men.

"Please help me lie."

"It's okay." The upright King Arthur is also flexible, and he doesn't mind using things like lying when he has to.

He glanced at the young man, but still couldn't help telling him, "Don't be afraid of your abilities, fear will only bring you powerlessness."

As for how to lie about the disappearance of Ran Tangli after teleporting back to school again.

Hearing King Arthur's instructions, Saiki Kusuo smiled and thanked: It's a small thing.

Fujimaru-san and her boyfriend are both good people.

Taking everyone (except Rantangli's stone sculpture) back to school, a group of people successfully reunited in the class.

Under the praise of Fujimaru's eloquent tongue, not to mention such a big-hearted parent as Rantang's mother, even Qi Mu's mother has forgotten that she has a husband and son, and she is unwilling to let go of Fujimaru.

nice guy...?

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Summary: Rantang took the eyes of Saiki Kusuo who was washing his face, and was petrified.

After a series of operations, it was deemed that the sculpture was brought to the class, and successfully won the leader of the day for Class 3.

Saiki Kusuo is also credited as the creator of the Sendori sculptures.

(For the sake of Qi Mu's image, let's delete this paragraph 23333)

Although he has no image to speak of~

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

(*^ω^*)10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!