When I wake up, I'm married and hostile [Quick wear]

Apart from sore waist and limbs (kidney) and sleepiness of limbs (deficiency), Xiao Yijue has no other worries.

The beastman world is really suitable for a honeymoon, he thought, and kicked Xiao Zhe out of the cabin with a blank expression.

"hiss--"

Xiao Zhe didn't cry out in pain, but Xiao Yijue gasped, the kick pulled him behind, it was so numb!

A dog man who loves to show love!

Xiao Zhe sensed his lover's increasingly hostile gaze, and quickly smiled obsequiously: "I'm going to make lunch, what do you want to eat?"

Xiao Yijue's mood was not going well at the moment, so he naturally tossed him in different ways: "Fish!"

Xiao Zhe rolled down to catch fish.

The creek was very clear, neither deep nor shallow, and the water level was just below his calf.Perhaps it is because there is no pollution in the beastman world, the water quality here is excellent, the fish in the creek are very plump, and the scales flash back and forth in the sunlight, reflecting a piece of light in the water splashes.

But as fat as they are, they're also cunning.

It took most of the day, but Xiao Zhe didn't catch any of them, and was even shaken by the powerful fish tail.The most tragic thing was that he managed to catch one, but his feet slipped, and he fell and ate shit, but the fish swam away leisurely.

Really miserable.

Xiao Yijue sat on the tree, smiling very heartily.

"If you can't catch it, you won't eat it, let's go, let's go hunting!"

He jumped down from the tree, carefully wiped off the water droplets on Xiao Zhe's face, and whispered coquettishly in his ear: "But my legs are weak, I want you to carry me on your back."

It was rare for the lover to take the initiative once, and Xiao Zhe was too happy, so he squatted down and carried him on his back.

"Hey, don't we look like mountain peasants?"

"I am a bandit, and you are the young master who was robbed by me," Xiao Zhe teased, "Do you still remember the scriptures you read at that time?"

That was a long time ago. On the eve of the ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven, Xiao Yijue lived on the words brought by Murong Ze.Recalling this scene, he couldn't help but feel slightly moved.

"Of course I remember, you bastard wants me to read you the storybook..."

"Role-playing is popular in the human world, how about..." Xiao Zhe's eyes suddenly turned fierce, "Shall we come to play too?"

"Okay, but you are a young master and I am a bandit," Xiao Yijue stabbed him in the heart mercilessly, "You are a female now, and I am a male. Logically, you can still give birth to me Woolen cloth!"

Xiao Zhe: "..."

Cosplay ends here, this day can't go on...

He thought, not only would he beat Tiandao until his mother didn't even recognize him, but he would also send all his snacks to the garbage dump!

Tiandao, who was far away in another small world, suddenly sneezed twice. Who is scolding me?

……

The hunting trip of the two of them went smoothly today, and they successfully captured a wild beast they had never seen before.Xiao Yijue planned to take a bath by the creek first, but he ordered Xiao Zhe not to peek, so Xiao Zhe had no choice but to pick mushrooms.

I didn't intend to disturb those aborigines, but I couldn't stand the fact that the range of activities was too similar, and I always bumped into them when I went out.

"The female over there, that one is poisonous and cannot be eaten..." A petite female orc pointed to the mushroom in Xiao Zhe's hand.

Xiao Zhe knew that he meant well, shook his head and said, "It's not poisonous."

Poisonous mushrooms are generally golden yellow, white or black, and have brighter colors. They smell like potatoes or radishes. These mushrooms are unremarkable, and there is a high probability that they will not be poisonous.

Seeing that he was so stubborn, the female orc stomped her feet and chattered a lot with the orcs over there, to the effect that she found a lone female... After a while, an orc who seemed to be the leader of the team came towards him.

"Female, have you been abandoned by the tribe?"

"No."

Xiao Zhe has a dark face, he is really annoyed by the title of female.

"Do you want to join our tribe?" The leader looked at him with pity, showing sympathy. No tribe would let a precious female come out alone to find food. He believed that this female was lying.

"Need not."

Xiao Zhe was so annoyed that he walked back with a big bag of mushrooms, but was stopped by someone.

"What do you mean?" He said coldly.

The leader said seriously: "The forest is too dangerous, we can't watch a female move here alone. Don't you have any males?"

For the sake of the good intentions of these orcs, Xiao Zhe didn't make a move, but disappeared in place in a flash, so it's useless to say more.

All the orcs dropped their jaws in shock, and the team leader rubbed his eyes in disbelief.

After a long while, they all knelt down and shouted: "Beast God is here..."

They regarded Xiao Zhe as a beast god, and what the beast god said was naturally correct, and the little female just remembered the appearance of the mushroom.On the same day, they picked a lot of the same mushrooms and went back. They tasted them and found that they were not poisonous.

The orcs, who were already short of food, cheered happily. You must know that this kind of mushroom can be seen everywhere in the forest. With a new source of food, there is no need to worry about the severe and long winter!

The orcs in the tribe burst into tears, and once again thanked the beast god for the gift.

These are all things to talk about later.

When Xiao Zhe returned to the tree house with the mushrooms, his lover was still taking a bath.

The water level of the creek was very shallow, and Xiao Yijue was mostly naked, showing an imaginative back.The water droplets flowed down the tight back, and finally sank into the thighs.

In this situation, Xiao Zhe's eyes were straightened, and his green eyes were fixed on his lover, like a hungry wolf.

How could Xiao Yijue not feel it?But it's up to him.But seeing that the man didn't have the slightest sense of self-awareness, he could only yell angrily: "Hurry up and cook!"

"it is good!"

Xiao Zhe quickly disemboweled the beast and regenerated the fire, just like a house husband.

After Xiao Yijue took a shower, his meal was ready.

Lunch was fresh meat and mushroom soup, and Xiao Yijue drank more than half a bowl by himself. With the delicious barbecue, the two of them sweated profusely and felt comfortable.

"I don't see it, but you have the potential to be an adult..."

Xiao Zhe smiled helplessly: "I will do it for you forever."

I don't know who did this, who did it...

……

When they got tired of eating barbecue and seeing the scenery, the couple returned to the main world.

The first thing Xiao Zhe did was to blow up the Heavenly Dao Shrine.

Tiandao, this cunning guy, hides snacks in three places, one under the bed, one in a conspicuous place, and there is a large box in the storage ring.Xiao Zhe felt it was a pity to throw them away, so he packed them all up and took them back for his lover to enjoy—a typical bandit pie.

The sad Tiandao wants to cry but has no tears, and has to face the pursuit from Xiao Zhe.

"Then what... I am not adding interest to you..." Tiandao hid behind Xiao Yijuan guilty, his voice getting smaller and smaller.

Xiao Zhe's black energy overflowed, and his moves were fierce.

Xiao Yijue took a step away without making a sound, and watched with his arms folded—a typical example of emphasizing sex over friends.

final result--

Tiandao was ashamed: "I was wrong, I really knew I was wrong."

"Then how are you going to compensate me? Mental damage fee!" Xiao Zhe remained expressionless.

Tiandao burst into tears: "Screw me... If you want money, you will die!"

Xiao Yijue & Xiao Zhe: "..." Shameless!

Later, because it was too boring, Xiao Yijue became an employee of the Transcendence Division, and Xiao Zhe followed, and the two became the perfect couple among the gold medal employees.

But that's another story.

——The extra episode is over.

The author has something to say:

"Arrogance" is over here, I am really grateful to all the little angels for their support!

I know that my writing still needs to be improved, and there are many bugs in the text, so thank you very much for accompanying me all the way, encouraging me and supporting me, so that I can maintain a good attitude and not always doubt myself.

Then, on 3.24, "I Hammer Ghost in the Horror Game" will be updated, and we will see you then!

Determined: Killer in the world. Morbid personality. Pippi shrimp. Women's smoking addiction attacking the pool drunk (holding a hammer) x external surface paralysis. Inner counseling chicken. High IQ. Abstinence elite accepts thin ice (pancake), hammer cake husband and wife take over, The main attack is strong and unlimited flow~

To tell you the truth, the hairline I have written is bald. I hope this story can bring you more happiness and fulfillment!