When I wake up, I'm married and hostile [Quick wear]

Xiao Yijue had just returned to Xiao Zhe's mansion when he saw a man whose face was as black as coal.

"Ach, what's the matter?" He was a little guilty.

"Where have you been? Didn't I tell you to stay here and not go anywhere!"

Xiao Yijue was provoked by this tough tone, thinking of his avoidance these days, his temper immediately became angry: "Anyway, you don't want me anymore, so I don't care where I go!"

Xiao Zhe was startled, and couldn't help but let out a soft breath: "Who said I don't want yours?"

"Then you are still running, running for so many days..." The tone was very disappointed, and there were many complaints.

Xiao Zhe knew that he was in the wrong, so he hugged him and coaxed him patiently.

When Xiao Yijue was finally willing to talk to him, he found a small bag brought back by his baby.

"what is this?"

Just as Xiao Zhe was about to open it, Xiao Yijue's eyes showed panic, and he rushed over and pressed the bag under his body.

"It's nothing," he stammered, "Anyway...anyway, you are not allowed to see it!"

Then pushed Xiao Zhe out of the door, "I, I... I'm still angry! I warn you, I'll come back in an hour!"

Xiao Zhe: "..."? ? ?

So the hard-pressed Dijun could only stand outside for an hour.

……

And Xiao Yijue, who was guilty of being a thief, was sneakily taking out the contents of the small bag at this moment and changing it for himself.

Is this how you wear it...

After touching the extra rabbit tail behind him and the extra rabbit ears on his head, he laid down on Xiao Zhe's bed in a big shape as Tiandao said.

But because he was too ashamed, Xiao Yijue deliberately turned over and turned his back to the door.

When everything is ready——

Xiao Zhe stood outside, only to hear a mosquito-like cry:

"You can come in."

His face changed, with such a weak voice, could it be that his baby was injured somewhere?

Xiao Zhe took three steps at a time and rushed in hastily.

After searching around for no one, he rushed to his bedroom again.

"baby……"

With a glance, Xiao Zhe was stunned.

The rabbit's tail is embedded in the tailbone. Looking up, there is only one thread connected to the rabbit ears on the head, and the rest is blank...

Xiao Yijue waited for a long time but there was no movement, so he turned his head cautiously, just in time to see two lines of nosebleeds gurgling down from the man's nose.

"Why are you bleeding?"

He thought that Xiao Zhe was injured, so he didn't care about his shameful appearance, so he quickly jumped out of bed, wanting to hold the man's face to check.

As a result, Xiao Zhe seemed to have been frightened by something, and disappeared in the blink of an eye, escaping faster than the wind and thunder beast.

"Ach, Ach!..."

Xiao Zhe didn't even turn his head in a daze.

Xiao Yijue was about to cry.

He squatted on the bed, the more he thought about it, the worse he felt, so he took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun.

Three seconds later, Tiandao appeared in front of him.

Baozi's face was full of pride: "How is it? It's a success!"

"No," Xiao Yijue was dejected, "He didn't even look at me, and ran away again."

Tiandao was furious: "What? He is simply not human, not a man!"

"what should I do?"

"Don't worry, don't worry, I have a way."

Tiandao's eyeballs rolled around, and he thought about it: "He must be doing this because you are not active enough, ahem, or he can't do it himself."

"No? What's wrong?"

Tiandao "coughed" a few more times: "That's it."

"which aspect?"

"The aspect that can't be said, anyway, you will understand immediately."

"Oh."

"Let's go to the human world again, let's go!"

So Dasha and Ersha went to the human world for a walk.

When Xiao Zhe finally finished his ideological struggle and came back, his baby disappeared again!

!!!

Incompetent rage again.

and many more……

Why is there an aura of heaven in his mansion?

……

"Should we still go to see Gui Daxian this time?" Xiao Yijue hesitated.

Tiandao gave him a blank look: "That's right, anyway, you saw it last time, that guy has a lot of money, so he's not cheating."

"Ok."

The two squatted by the glass again, watching the transformation of the turtle.

"Old Turtle, do you have that kind of thing?"

The tortoise asked slowly, "What kind of thing?"

Tiandao winked: "Mate|mating things."

The tortoise's eyes lit up, and he nodded repeatedly.

"Natural nature."

He took out a lot of discs from the turtle shell and stuffed them to Tiandao, with a painful look on the turtle's face:

"These are the latest editions, so keep them safe and don't break them."

"Don't worry."

Then Tiandao picked five red tickets from the turtle, and took Xiao Yijue to a big pharmacy.

"Have a bottle of Huiren Shenbao Tablets!"

The pharmacist smiled, showing no sign of embarrassment: "Please wait a moment."

Two boys who are still young came to buy Kidney Treasure tablets...

Xiao Yijue felt a little strange, but Tiandao couldn't detect it. It secretly said to Xiao Yijue:

"Remember to take Xiao Zhe on time, there are instructions in the Shenbao tablet."

Xiao Yijue nodded.

A dead horse is a living horse doctor.

Dead Horse Xiao Zhe: "..."

He followed the scent of heaven all the way, only to see that his baby was holding a bottle of... Kidney Treasure?

Tiandao was still saying something next to him in a serious manner, which is not expected to be a good thing.

Xiao Zhe was so angry that he laughed instead.

He walked into the pharmacy with a grim expression on his face.

Tiandao & Xiao Yijue: w(Д)w

Xiao Yijue hurriedly hid the small bottle behind his back, sweating profusely: "Azhe, why are you here?"

"If I don't come, I don't know that you have done so many good things."

Tiandao lowered his head guiltily.

He thought to himself: It's over!

Afterwards, Xiao Zhe returned the Kidney Treasure Tablets and those small discs to the turtle, and God, Xiao Zhe personally went to its bedroom and sent all the snacks it hid under the bed to the garbage dump.

Tiandao cried with snot and tears, like a poor child who lost candy, miserable and miserable.

The last one is Xiao Yijue. He was pressed on the bed by Xiao Zhe, and the world was turned upside down. He had to die and die, and he exhausted the postures in those few small discs. After the day was over, he was sluggish. come over.

Clutching his trembling waist that would break if he folded it, Xiao Yijue seemed to understand the true meaning of life.

And Xiao Zhe proved a truth with practical actions——

A real man doesn't need a kidney treasure!

……

Later, even though Xiao Yijue was ordered not to associate with Tiandao, they still met frequently.

The location is naturally the Luoshui River.

"What is this?" Xiao Yijue looked curiously at the yellow bag in Tiandao's hand.

"It's called a prescription, it's a kind of snack."

Baozi's face was bulging, and his answer was vague.

"Prescription?"

"Potato chips!" Tiandao swallowed the food, his face flushed, "Here, let me try it!"

Xiao Yijue reached out and took a piece.

"How is it swollen?"

"So crispy and delicious!"

Tiandao began to be proud again: "Isn't that right? I'm the king of snacks."

Then it took out a series of snacks such as Fangyang brand chicken feet, daddy brand beef jerky, egg yolk crispy rice, and began to eat with Xiao Yijue.

While eating, Tiandao asked, "Is your waist okay?"

"It's okay." Xiao Yijue laughed awkwardly.

Tiandao glanced at him and said, "It's okay, don't worry, I'll get you some tiger whip next time."

Xiao Yijue: "Actually, I don't really need it."

"How could it be? Young man," Tiandao thought in disbelief, "Don't spend all kinds of money just because you are young, you will suffer it sooner or later!"

"It's like you're old."

"I am very old, but I have existed since the beginning of the world," Tiandao said, "My Father God is Pangu..."

"Pangu?" Xiao Yijue suddenly felt a headache, as if the mention of this name made his hostility start to stir.

"Oh yes," Tiandao suddenly asked, "Have you met anyone from the heavenly realm?"

"Heaven? No."

The Luoshui River is on the boundary, and Xiao Yijue has only been here the farthest.Moreover, Xiao Zhe always restrained him and prevented him from running around, especially told him not to leave the boundary, so Xiao Yijue basically never went anywhere.

"That's good," Tiandao seemed relieved, "When you see people from the heavens, run away quickly, those people are all lunatics."

"Huh? Are they going to kill me?"

"Yes." Tiandao's expression became serious.

"Why? I didn't provoke them."

"No reason, your existence has already provoked them. If you encounter them, remember to bite the buns immediately."

Xiao Yijue nodded, indicating that he remembered.

In the evening, Xiao Zhe came to pick him up and go home.

"Why are you staying with that guy again?" The tone was sour.

"Tiandao is my good friend, don't say that."

"Then what am I yours?"

Xiao Yijue blushed: "Husband."

"That's about the same," Xiao Zhe pecked lightly on his forehead in satisfaction, "What did we talk about with it today?"

"Tiandao shared his snacks with me. The yellow ones are called potato chips. They are very delicious..."

"I buy for you."

"It also said that people from heaven will kill me, do you know why?"

Asking this question, Xiao Yijue felt that the man hugged him tighter: "It's all nonsense, I will protect you, and you should stay away from going out in the future. It's not peaceful recently."

"Uh-huh."

……

Above the Nine Heavens—

A cold and indifferent voice sounded: "What you said is the truth?"

"Yes." Teng Snake bowed and said respectfully.

Wearing a snow-white robe, the Emperor of Heaven walked down the steps slowly.

From the appearance alone, he has a very approachable temperament, the word "kindness" exudes from his whole body, and his face is even more gentle.Compared to Tiandao, he looks more mature, and compared to Xiao Zhe, he seems to be more reliable.

Teng Snake was overjoyed, thinking that he would get a rich reward.

Unexpectedly, this seemingly gentle Emperor of Heaven crushed his head in the next second——

"Let me see your memory."

The moment his head was crushed, there was still surprise in Teng Snake's eyes, like a kind of bitter irony.

The little fairies standing on both sides had already seen the strangeness, and no one raised their eyes.

Scanning all kinds of pictures in Teng Snake's mind at a glance, his eyes were finally fixed on a certain boy.

The young man is ignorant, ignorant of world affairs, and even unable to use his own power.

However, Yun Rong still chuckled in a low voice: "The remnants."

Full of infinite killing intent.

The author has something to say:

Tiandao: You will find out later that I am not a pig teammate, but Xiao Zhe is~