When I wake up, I'm married and hostile [Quick wear]

Taking a towel to wipe his wet hair casually, Xiao Yijue walked out of the bathroom.

As soon as he stepped out of the bathroom door, a musty smell hit his face, almost making him sick.In the dimly lit room, underwear and paper balls were thrown on the floor, and there were leftover instant noodles and a few crumbling Coke cans on the bedside table. The whole room was lifeless and lifeless.

Xiao Yijue took a deep breath, "Baozi!"

Bai Tuan'er rushed out of the sea of ​​consciousness obediently.

"Clean up this place, and remove all useless things."

"Yes."

Baozi's white and chubby face immediately drew back, and he looked at the mold in the instant noodle bucket without tears, and once again experienced the difficulty of living after the "green hat mission".

Resignedly, it took out the gas mask from its belly and started to clean it.

If the original owner is really poor, even this house was left to him by his deceased aunt.The house is not big, on the seventh floor, one bedroom and one living room are about 60 square meters, which is more than enough for one person, except for the size of the original owner.

While Baozi was cleaning, Xiao Yijue opened the curtains.The warm sunlight dilutes the haze in the room, he can't help but relax and close his eyes.However, at the moment of closing his eyes, a dazzling light flashed.

wrong!

Xiao Yijue drew the curtains and closed the windows abruptly, covering himself tightly.Sure enough, less than three seconds before and after, a small "click" sound came into his ears, and there was a muttering of unintelligible local words and angrily stomping his feet.

There are even paparazzi...

There was a coldness in Xiao Yijue's eyes: "Go."

The power of the source is like a cloud of black mist, which cuts off all prying eyes from the outside world.Its scarlet pupils stared at the paparazzi on the opposite floor, and slowly raised a ferocious smile——

The unaware paparazzi was fiddled with the camera in his hand, checking his day's battle situation.

"This fat man looks really disgusting, but this photo is enough to sell for a good price." He thought happily, but he didn't notice that the head of the person in the photo suddenly turned around, staring at him with pale pupils. he.

There was a sound of "呲啦", and black smoke suddenly came out of the camera, and the color screen turned into a large snowflake.The paparazzi felt as if their palms were being burned, and "slapped" the camera to the ground.

He was grinning his teeth in pain, but something hit his ankle.Looking down, it was a gray and bony hand, the black nails seemed to be horribly poisoned. The hand stretched out from the camera and wrapped around his ankle and even his calf like no bones. , a circle...

And on the monitor facing his face, a pair of scarlet pupils finally appeared, with undisguised... malice and mockery.

"Damn it!—"

Xiao Yijue felt relieved when he heard the scream.When he was hunted down in the early years, many celestial powers hunted him down with consciousness. During that time, he could not sleep day and night, and his spirit was exhausted to the extreme.Although he escaped successfully later, he left shadows, and his aversion to prying is one of them.

But this paparazzi is also to blame, let him release the picture, and An Ke may be infamous. In this era of Internet violence, a random report by these paparazzi can ruin a person's life!The public is most easily influenced by the media and public opinion. If it weren't for these people's criticism of Anke, how could there be the death of Anke's father and mother?

The phone thrown on the bed had already been turned off, and after Xiao Yijue restarted it, the entire memory card was immediately filled with countless calls and text messages.At a glance, they were either greeting the [-]th generation of An Ke's ancestors, or directly attacking him personally. Xiao Yijue asked Baozi to record these numbers, picked out a text message from Anke's father and mother, and replied seriously "" All is well" four words.

After finishing all this, Xiao Yijue opened the wardrobe of the original owner again.Anke has always felt inferior to his body, so he doesn't pay attention to his clothes.His wardrobe is full of middle-aged and elderly men's clothing, which is simply unsightly. Only a few black T-shirts are normal.

In order to repair the wound on the wrist before, there is not much power left. What's more, the power of the source can only eliminate toxins and impurities in the body, and it is basically useless to fat.If you want to lose weight, there is almost no other way than relying on your own perseverance.Xiao Yijue touched the fat on his waist, and immediately asked Baozi to formulate a weight loss plan.Three meals a day must be controlled. In addition, exercise intensity must also keep up.It's not that the original owner didn't lose weight before, it's just that he couldn't persist because of lack of perseverance, and later he gave up on himself and allowed his weight to develop, which made him what he is now.

"Big devil, the planned materials... are not available at home, and your bank card balance is less than 1 yuan. After accurate calculation, due to insufficient funds, the chances of you wanting to lose weight by combining a treadmill and a nutritious meal Less than 10 percent." Baozi said worriedly.

"Then what else does the original owner do besides cooking?" Xiao Yijue didn't care.

"Eh..." Baozi was speechless.

"What does he do in the company?"

"Intermediate programmer."

"Okay, I'm going to contact the program coding work on the Internet," Xiao Yijue urged, "The original account is canceled and replaced with a new one, and the ID is whatever you want."

"no problem."

The focus right now is to lose weight, make money, and practice cooking.The first two, Xiao Yijue, don't think it's a problem. He has hacked into the protection system of the heavens many times, causing chaos in the heavens. Even the top hackers in this world may not be as good as his little finger.

Only cooking, for a hostile body who has not eaten or drank for hundreds of years, seems to be a concept that has never existed before.He held his forehead helplessly and thought about it.

Three years later, Kyoto Airport——

Many female passengers were whispering.

"very handsome!"

"Is it some celebrity? The legs are so long~"

"Oh my god! There are no dead ends in 360 degrees, I really want to take off his sunglasses..."

Lin Miaomiao is also one of them.She originally went to the airport to pick up idols, so she even brought her best friend along for this reason, but unexpectedly, both of them were confused by the sudden appearance of the little brother.

Don't blame them for their Yangou, it's because the little brother is so handsome——

A black windbreaker outlines the perfect waistline, matched with a simple beige high collar, looks elegant, ascetic but a little seductive.His walking posture is very beautiful, neither outer nor inner, and he is not like many traffic stars with chest and hunchback. Instead, he has a sense of strolling in the courtyard. He looks like a nobleman from some aristocratic family, full of demeanor and style .

Particularly striking are his two legs, wrapped in black slacks, which are long and thin, with well-proportioned bones.The calf muscles are clearly defined, but not exaggerated, and anyone with a discerning eye can see the power contained in them at a glance.

And a good figure is not enough to make them so excited, what is even more exciting is the "face kissed by God".Sunglasses did not detract from his fairy appearance at all, but on the contrary, it made his skin fairer.Don't look at his eyes, just look at the bridge of his nose and the shape of his lips, Lin Miaomiao can be sure that this is a rare "fairy little brother".

Because the bridge of his nose is not particularly high, but the shape of the tip of the nose is very beautiful; the lips are not the thin lips that are popular nowadays, but slightly sensual, rosy and full, which is more attractive than the thin lips.

The two are like a match made in heaven, but I don't know how elegant those eyes are.Lin Miaomiao thought regretfully, unable to extricate herself from the obsessed look.

And the man who made all the girls scream crazily is Xiao Yijue after he lost weight successfully.

Three years ago, he made a little money by designing programs, and brought his father and mother to H country to settle down.Firstly, the climate of country H is similar to that of country A, and it will not be difficult to adapt to the past. Second, the population management level of country H is the lowest among all countries. Immigration is not a problem.

After earning enough principal, he put the money into the stock market again.With the cheating tool of Baozi, he soon became the famous "God's Hand".

Then, he founded AK Company, focusing on the research and development of holographic games and software design, which can be regarded as helping the original owner realize his technological dream.The economic crisis in the past three years is a disaster for others, but it is a business opportunity for him. With the closure of more technology companies, AK has gradually entered the public eye.

Today, AK is already a well-known international company, standing tall with high-end technology and endless new ideas.Many live broadcast companies choose to cooperate with AK and use holographic technology for holographic live broadcast; even many variety shows have invested heavily in using holographic projection to give viewers a better experience.

After finally accumulating enough capital for revenge, and settling down with his father and mother, and ensuring that they have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of their lives, Xiao Yijue set off and returned to City A.

His home in Huicheng had already been smashed to pieces—on the third day after he moved to country H, a group of Yang Xiaofans violently demolished the gate of his home, rushed in and smashed it, smashing the things that the original owner once cherished. Everything was smashed to pieces.They took photos of the messy house, proudly posted the photos on Weibo, and told the world:

This is what happens when you dare to scold my idol!

If Baozi hadn't been monitoring the original owner's Xiaojia all the time, and left this video, Anke might really die.Xiao Yijue still remembers the overwhelming hatred and despair of the original owner when he saw this video, and he cried blood in his heart:

What am I doing wrong?

Xiao Yijue couldn't communicate with him, but could only feel the wailing in the depths of his soul.As far as the original owner is concerned, he just wants to live a normal life. He never does evil to others, and never hurts others easily, but he never thought that the executioner who killed him would destroy his last thought in this world .

So he asked: what did I do wrong?

Xiao Yijue couldn't answer him, because his only fault was that he was too weak and deceitful. His fault was that he overestimated the kindness of human nature and underestimated the danger of human nature.

He should have known a truth:

——Cannibalism is just human instinct.

The author has something to say:

The freshman year is very busy, and I will work hard to update my essays during the winter vacation.

The stupid author will definitely persevere, thank you little angels for your support hhhhh!