Miss Xu of Qiantang

As for how Xiao Qing beat up the burly man until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, Xu Xian didn't care, but Xu Shilin in his arms suddenly approached him and whispered in his ear: "If you didn't tell Sister Qing to beat that fool, I would have been in his arms." Write a spell on your body that you will die suddenly in one month!" The tone was cold, not like what a five or six-year-old child would say.

Xu Xian also laughed and said, "How can gods do such detrimental things?"

Xu Shilin laughed softly in his ear and said: "To deal with this kind of villain, we must use some evil methods." He said this lightly, as if the child in front of him regarded human life as nothing. Xu Xian frowned when he heard this, and was about to say After a few words, Bai Suzhen saw that the two of them seemed to be whispering something in their ears, so she asked curiously: "Why do you two seem to be secretly saying something behind my back?"

Before Xu Xian could react, Xu Shilin pretended to be innocent, blinked his big eyes at Bai Suzhen and said: "Brother Xu said that my clothes are too worn out, so he wants to buy some new clothes for me!" The sound of milk is childish, as if Xu Shilin is really a five or six-year-old little one.

When Bai Suzhen heard Xu Shilin say "Brother Xu", she smiled lightly and said, "We have already raised you, so you don't need to call him Brother Xu anymore." She pointed to Xu Xian and said, "Just call him daddy." !"

Xu Xian immediately rolled his eyes, he didn't want to be called father so early, he was only 20 years old!And it's really weird to be called daddy by this guy who looks like a child and is actually thousands of years older than him!

More importantly, Xu Xian wanted to be called a mother by this little ghost!

But Xu Shilin very cleverly echoed Bai Suzhen, "Okay, mother!" The voice was sweet, which made people feel even more happy for the child in front of them.

Sure enough, Bai Suzhen smiled lightly, said "hmm", then approached Xu Shilin with a smile and said, "Mother will take you to a tailor shop to buy small clothes later."

Xu Shilin nodded hurriedly, his eyes were full of stars, as if he was looking forward to his new clothes.Xu Xian saw the scene of "mother loving and filial piety", for some reason, the corner of his mouth suddenly twitched, and goose bumps appeared all over his body for no reason.

This state didn't get better until Bai Suzhen went into a tailor shop to pick out clothes for Xu Shilin and had no time to pay attention to Xu Xian and the others.I saw Xu Xian pulling Xu Shilin's little face relentlessly, "hehe" smiling, "You really know how to pretend!"

Xu Shilin rubbed the skin pinched by Xu Xian very dissatisfied, "What do you know, this is the first step of pretending to be an innocent child!"

After hearing this, Xu Xian raised his eyebrows and said, "Could it be that you still have two or three steps left?" Before Xu Xian could ask the truth, Xiaoqing's arrival interrupted the conversation between the two, "Where's sister?"

I saw that Xiaoqing just trotted out a little sweat, but nothing else was damaged. It seemed that the burly man was just a piece of cake for the powerful Xiaoqing.Xu Xian also moved his head towards the tailor shop, signaling that Bai Suzhen was inside.

Seeing that it was a tailor shop, Xiaoqing also knew that she was buying new clothes for Xu Xian's little guy, so she smiled at him and said, "Why don't you go in, you little one? Why don't you choose some clothes yourself?"

Xu Shilin said with a pleasant smile: "No need, mother's choice is very good!"

Well, this guy is completely used to being Bai Suzhen's son, Xu Xian couldn't help but slander.

Xiaoqing was also happy to hear that, this child looks very intelligent and articulate, he really picked up a treasure after walking around the street.

After a while, Bai Suzhen picked out several clothes, Xu Xian put Xu Shilin down, took them quickly and said with a smile: "My lady, you may have bought too much." No, I can hardly hold them with both hands. down.

But Bai Suzhen said to Xu Shilin with a smile: "There are too many, I just bought some clothes for summer now." She seemed to think about it for a long time and said: "There will be autumn and winter in the future, and I will be busy! "

I saw Bai Suzhen stroking Xu Shilin's hair, and said lovingly, "I'll make clothes for you in the future." Her eyes were full of concern.

Seeing Bai Suzhen like this, not to mention how weird Xiaoqing and Xu Xian felt, even Xu Shilin thought it was a bit too much. He didn't expect his new cheap mother to be so full of maternal love.

Until they got home, the four of them kept going forward in a weird atmosphere.

When they got home, under Bai Suzhen's reminder, Xu Xian threw Xu Shilin into the bathtub and heaved a sigh of relief.

Thinking of Xu Shilin pretending to be a good boy on the road, Xu Xian twitched at him, "You really know how to pretend!"

To be honest, I really want Bai Suzhen to see the true face of this brat.

Xu Shilin was thrown into the bathtub by Xu Xian without paying attention, drank the water, quickly floated up, spit the water in his mouth on Xu Xian, and made a face at Xu Xian, "If you have the ability, you can tell your mother! "

Xu Xian unceremoniously squeezed Xu Shilin's face this time, "Stop pretending in front of me!" Then he said, "You can really act like a baby to Bai Suzhen." Xu Xian remembered Xu Shilin holding Bai Suzhen's hand, and kept acting like a baby. With such an innocent appearance, I couldn't help but get goosebumps all over my body again.

Xu Shilin snorted a few times, "What do you know, this is a way to please girls!" Then he said disdainfully to Xu Xian: "Look at you stupid goose, you must not understand girls' minds." Suddenly dived into the water a few times After a while, he popped up suddenly, spitting bubbles and said, "I can teach you a few tricks."

Unexpectedly, before Xu Shilin took a few breaths, Xu Xian pressed it down with a smile on his face, "Thank you for your kindness, I don't need it." The strength was not too big or small, but it was enough to make Xu Shilin suffer.

"You bastard is really hateful!" Xu Shilin managed to come out, splashing the surrounding water, and vented his dissatisfaction.

Without waiting for Xu Shilin to complain about his hatefulness, Xu Xian fished Xu Shilin out and wiped it clean, put on the pajamas that Bai Suzhen bought for him, and said: "At this moment, I look like a child."

Xu Shilin couldn't hear it, so he climbed onto Xu Xian's shoulder and said angrily: "You are the kind of idiot that is said in the book that can spoil the scenery!" He also said: "If you have not been kind to Bai Suzhen, I really don't know who Will see you!"

Xu Xian laughed and said: "She doesn't like me, I can't wish for it!"

Xu Shilin shook his head when he heard this, "He is really a guy who doesn't understand style." He pondered in his mind and joked to Xu Xian: "Ordinary people who yearn for a girl will usually send her a flower, and those who understand style will put a hairpin on her. That flower, and praise her better than the flower, but a person like you, who knows other people's thoughts but deliberately ignores the flower, and still insists on the girl to hint or even explicitly show you that she likes that flower, you are not sympathetic I would like to give her a flower, but also tell others that you have no other ideas, so that it is hateful."

After hearing this, Xu Xian raised his eyebrows and smiled at Xu Shilin: "I just heard you say you want to please the girl, and you said it in a logical way. How can gods have such messy thoughts?"

Xu Shilin spread his hands and said helplessly: "I really didn't come up with these ideas, but mortals in later generations came up with them."

"Later generations? Can you see the thoughts of future generations?" Xu Xian couldn't help wondering.

"Anyway, I'm also a fairy. As a fairy, you have to keep pace with the times!" Xu Shilin's Lingqi eyes rolled around, "But I don't know what they think, but about books or knowledge. I can have a general impression in my mind of things like that."

"Why is there only a general impression?" Xu Xian looked at Xu Shilin suspiciously. Shouldn't the gods know more specific things?

Xu Shilin gave Xu Xian a blank look, "The future is changing, so people's ideas will change accordingly. I can have a rough impression, which is pretty good."

After Xu Xian heard it, he understood immediately, and then remembered what Xu Shilin said just now, and asked: "Will people in later generations write those weird methods into books?" Strange.

"There seem to be many messy books in later generations, but those ideas just now came from one..." Xu Shilin scratched his little head, thinking hard about the title of the book that had just flashed by.

Suddenly, Xu Shilin snapped his fingers, "Remember, that book is called "How to Properly Seduce Girls"!"

Xu Xian: Flirting?What's the meaning?What does it have to do with my sister?