Senior, I will have a baby

Xiao Han made a solemn promise: "How could I drive you out? I will never in this life."

"But..." I was very sad, sobbing uncomfortably with trembling legs, crying until I hiccupped: "I~ hiccup~ but I'm a little monster."

"Don't say that." After Xiao Han finished speaking, he pinched my chin even higher, and gently bowed his head and kissed my lips, "You are the best, the person I like."

"... Woohoo," I rolled my eyes, taking advantage of the pain in my stomach, "You lied to me, so you wouldn't like me, I... I~ hiccup~ nothing, or~ hiccup~ it's a little girl The monster, there... still looks very strange, different from others."

Thinking of being watched by Xiao Han just now, my cheeks were hot, and I would definitely be hated.

No one likes a deformed little monster, ~~~~(>_<)~~~~

"It's not surprising," Xiao Han pinched my chin and shook it, with a naughty smile: "Very beautiful, very beautiful, it is the paradise that every man yearns for."

"Woooo..." crying angrily!People say it's serious!

"I don't believe it, after your menstrual period is over," Xiao Han's lips widened, "I'll let you know how much I like, want to kiss, really want to."

"!!!" I puffed up my cheeks a little angrily and turned my face away, wishing to find a crack in the bed and sneak in. Obviously, the former seniors were so pure-hearted, except for telling me to write, read and read, and memorize. Except for "fear of the cold" and hug me at night, he usually looks like a gentleman.

Could it be that I had my first period today, and he happened to be in love today! ?

"Okay, okay, I was wrong." Xiao Han poked my puffed face flatteringly, and said softly: "Xiaobei, I like your intentions, isn't it obvious enough in the past two months? "

Me: "..." flustered.

"Hey~" Xiao Han sighed: "Could it be that I'm not good enough for you, so today you are being treated harshly by the formula? Do you hold grudges like that?"

"No...not..." How can I not feel it, but I am useless, a bumpkin university scum is neither male nor female, what does Xiao Han like about me, I can't believe it: "I~ hiccup..."

"Speak slowly, don't worry." Xiao Han clung to me tightly, conveying the warmth of his body to me, as well as the warmth of his hands, "Do you want some water?"

"..." I shook my head: "You...you are so outstanding, and there are so many people who like you, how could you...like me?"

Xiao Han suddenly lowered his head and kissed me deeply, kissed me deeply, and kissed me with his tongue.

I froze in shock and stopped hiccupping.

"How can it be impossible." Xiao Han rubbed my lips with his fingertips, and smiled softly: "You are so good-looking and so obedient, you can warm the bed," Xiao Han said, rubbing me, I She blushed and lowered her eyelashes: "Besides, there are eighteen kinds of meows."

"That!" I turned around suddenly, and for the first time I had the courage to stare at Xiao Han with wide eyes: "The ones who can meow like cats are so much better than mine, you, will you also like them? .”

"Haha, why are you so cute?" Xiao Han spread a smile on his face with a bit of helpless pampering: "If you say that I have liked you for almost a year, believe it or not."

I:"……!!!"

"Before the end of this year," Xiao Han touched my face, my nose, and my lips, then lowered his head and lightly 'tweeted' the tip of my nose, and said, "When Aunt Yao is calling you, The mobile phone was in arrears, so I lent her my mobile phone."

Me: "..." I stopped hiccupping, I felt much better, and looked at Xiao Han with teary eyes.

Xiao Han: "That day, Aunt Yao told you about ten minutes before returning the phone to me. I didn't know until I cleared the memory of the phone a week later that she accidentally tapped the call recording."

I:"……"

Xiao Han said with a smile: "I didn't know what it was at the time, so I turned on the recording, and then I heard your voice, it's very nice, soft, like a kitten."

I lowered my head shyly, wanting to rub against Xiao Han's neck, but I didn't dare, so I had to shrink my neck and hide in front of him: "It's because my voice sounds good."

"..." Xiao Han: "Yeah, especially, you haven't seen your mother for so long, and you still have to take care of your grandfather in your hometown. At that time, I was a little worried when I heard your voice. Later, as if on purpose, I went to The hotel just chatted with Aunt Yao to inquire about you."

Me: "Is my voice that nice?"

Xiao Han: "Of course, the key is that you are still so good-looking. When I saw your photo on the screen saver of Aunt Yao's phone, I was fascinated by you, a little fairy."

I was a little hot: "Then, then you recognized me the first time you saw me on the street, so you helped me?"

"That's right," Xiao Han lowered his head and rubbed his lips against my forehead: "My money didn't come from a strong wind, how could I do something without reward?!"

I slandered: Sure enough, rich people in the world are as dark as they are: "Then, that, that...then did you already know that I am neither male nor female?"

"Don't say that, and say that again, you play PP!" Xiao Han shook his head and said, "You are a cute little twin, do you know that you have the most precious bloodline, the most beautiful appearance, the most perfect body, and are human beings?" More advanced evolution!"

"..." I bit my lip in embarrassment, almost cried without being moved, and nodded vigorously: "Yeah!"

"Hey, kiss~" Xiao Han kissed me naturally as if it was him or not me who was the thief at night: "Okay, to answer your question just now, knowing that you may be a bisexual person, yes The day I went to your house for the first time when school started."

"Ah?" I was a little confused: "My mother didn't tell you, did she?" Even my grandpa didn't know about it.

"Fool," Xiao Han laughed, "You can tell by the expressions on your and aunt's faces."

Me: "Sure enough, you told your mother that you mature early, have many eyes, and are smart!"

"Also," Xiao Han raised my little chin, and chirped again affectionately: "Good vision."

"Yeah!" After I was happy, I still couldn't help worrying: "But... I... am I the one who will lose you if I don't study well, I... I will study hard, you... can you always like me?"

"Baby, I will never force you to do your homework again. If you are a scumbag, you will be a scumbag. You just need to be able to warm the bed."

"..." Me: "No, I know, you must think I'm ashamed."

"That's not it!" Xiao Han pinched my nose: "I, I want you to learn a little bit. When I go to T University next year, I can take you there. High school life is too hard. I will accompany you through it." It’s okay, I’m reluctant to let you suffer here alone.”

"..." It turned out to be like this, I said, "But my grades, even if I study for another three years, I still can't get into the university you want to go to. That university must be very good."

Xiao Han: "It's okay."

Me: "...you don't want to repeat studies with me for a few years, do you?"

"I don't want it!" Xiao Han said with a smile: "I have the best grades in the city, and I won't leave after being admitted to university. I want to be in the headlines of the news. It's okay. The big deal is to spend money to let you enter university. I'm happy."

I tilted my head and thought for a while: "Then...that's enough for you to meet several people who are better-looking than me and have a better name than me... who are not little monsters."

"I just like to pick on you," Xiao Han's smile deepened: "I don't want to pick on others, I only pick on you in this life."

"I..." I was so moved, why did my beloved confess to me when I came to my aunt, "But I... I can do nothing but warm the bed."

"No." Xiao Han came close to my ear and said something special: "It will still warm me (beep~)"

"I..." I blushed, and hugged Xiao Han's arm coquettishly: "Actually, I will have children."

"Yeah." Xiao Han said with a smile: "Yeah, my Xiaobei is very powerful and can have children. I almost forgot. When your period is over, let's start discussing the issue of having children."

Me: "Hey~ Meow...Senior, do I sound nice?"

Xiao Han gritted his teeth and kissed the tip of my little nose, and said in a deep voice, "...it sounds good."

Me: "Then, senior, can you only pick on me in the next life?"

"Okay!" Xiao Han: "In the next life, in the next life, forever and ever, I only like you."

Me: "Meow..."

Xiao Han: "Fairy! Shut up and sleep!"

[End] The extra episode is uncertain...

The author has something to say:

【Senior is as sweet as honey】The introduction is as follows:

The cool and fried hairy senior was attacked by the X black loyal dog junior, Ziwen, a high school student under the next year.

Copywriter:

After the hero Wei Chen saved a beauty, he woke up and switched bodies with the beauty he had a crush on, Senior Su.

Since then, Senior Su:

The white lion head that never left his hand was changed into a small round mirror, and the signature gesture changed from winking to lip licking.

She has drawn a clear line with her ex-banhua girlfriend and ex-ex-ex-department flower girlfriend, and the current school belle girlfriend has broken ties.

Rejected the mad bee, wave butterfly, and sister, and chased after the fierce man with gongs and drums, and dominated the headlines of the school every day since then: Su Da Huihui blocked Wei Xiaobai in the corridor again, which is indescribable...

From now on, Brother Wei:

He dyed his hair, failed a course, and flirted with a girl.

Molested the old lady Professor Liu, beat the son of the head teacher, and molested the childhood sweetheart girlfriend of the principal's grandson.

Also... being teased by Senior Su every night, I almost fell in love with the beautiful and beautiful 'Senior Su'...

'Senior Su' said that he was satisfied with the status quo until one day→

Wei Chen jumped out of the bathroom with two pretty little feet screaming, trembling his bloody little legs: "Senior, senior, I really didn't do anything, blah blah~"

Senior Su rolled his eyes calmly, took out a piece of aunt's scarf and slapped him hard on the face.

So Wei Chen experienced dysmenorrhea for the first time in his life, woo woo woo...