Senior, I will have a baby

My name is Xiang Bei.

I heard from my grandfather that everyone in our village is the descendant of General Xiang Yu, maybe I still have the blood of General Xiang Yu in my bones, but...

I don't believe it at all!

One hundred percent do not believe it!

First of all, whether Xiang Yu has any heirs has been controversial for thousands of years.

It is said that he is addicted to Yu Ji Qingqing, love and romance, and has never had children in his life. He is a very fashionable DINK family.

Of course, it is also said that Xiang Yu still has a wife and children besides Concubine Yu, but when the hero is at the end of his life and the beauty is in his twilight years, it is common sense to worry about being killed by his enemies and make preparations in advance to hide his wives and children.

Thus, there was a legend that his wife and children actually lived in a peach blossom village.

If so, there are quite a lot of peach blossoms in our village, and half of the people in the village make a living selling peaches.

Also, no matter male, female, old or young, and...my name is Xiang.

Oh, by the way, except for the little daughters-in-law hooked up by the men of our village.

But I still don't believe it! →_→

Because it is said that Xiang Yu is eight feet long, with a stalwart figure and a burly face. He is powerful and imposing. He looks like a bearded man from a distance, but he is fine-skinned and tender-fleshed, handsome and extraordinary. He is a proper large man.

Now, it is definitely a walking hormonal body, which can fascinate a bunch of girls wherever they go.

Look at me again, I'm not even six feet tall, and I'm still 1.6 meters, so forget it, let me tell you...

Me, me, Haw is very small.

Me, me, I have a little secret.

A little secret that only parents know, not even grandpa.

Fangzheng, I am not anyone, male, female, old or young, huh~

Apart from these, my only advantage is probably good-looking.

But... there's no need to be named class flower for four consecutive years from junior high school to high school!

Crying QAQ.

Especially the fact that I don't hook up with men, and have my own men to hook up with, has become a problem for me over time.

I feel uncomfortable all over, and I have an inexplicable feeling of being taken advantage of by others.

However, I'm finally going to transfer schools!

Go to the big city that everyone in our village yearns for.

Like many rural families, I have been a left-behind child for many years.

I lived with my grandfather in elementary school and went to Hope Primary School in the village.

Since I was in junior high school, I have been studying in the only middle school in our town. I usually live on campus, and when I am on vacation, I walk more than ten miles home on a field path.

This kind of life continued until June of this year, when I graduated from high school.

The holiday this year was not very peaceful. On the second day after I started the holiday, a flood broke out in our village due to continuous rain.

Although no casualties or large-scale persecution were caused, it was the season of peaches, and waiting for a year's harvest was considered in vain.

My family also planted an acre of white melons!

Then my grandpa suffered from a leg problem, and couldn't fall asleep because of "Ai Yao He" all day and night.

Coupled with natural disasters and a bumper harvest, grandpa was getting thinner and thinner visible to the naked eye.

On the third day of my grandfather's illness, my parents who were working in the city finally came back day and night, and then told me that the two of them actually bought a house in K City two years ago, and only handed over the work last month. Use the summer vacation to decorate the house and pick me up to go to school in the city.

Hearing this news, I was floating all the time until I entered the city.

Next, my parents only stayed for two days before visiting relatives and friends, cleaning up the empty house with only chairs and beds, taking away some half-old pots and pans, and some clothes of my grandpa and me. Three days later, my grandfather and I rushed to City K.

This is the first time I have walked out of the small hill where I was born and raised me since I was a child.

The first time I entered the city, the first time I saw the bustling city, I was in awe.

I thought to myself, my parents are amazing and I'm so proud of them.

Of course, when I walked into the ten square basement, I suddenly lost my excitement.

Not to mention the small and oppressive place here, it is almost dark, the air is filled with a damp musty smell, heavy, there are many mosquitoes and bugs, even mice.

In other words, as a country bumpkin, I really always think that there are no rats in the city.

Here, in my heart, it was as beautiful as heaven.

However, it was probably because my parents had planned to pick me up and grandpa before going back, and the newspapers stuck to the walls looked quite new.

For no reason, I feel sorry for my parents.

Sure enough, as grandpa said, the glamorous big city is not so easy to mess with. The stories behind the neon lights are all dreams woven by heartache and sweat.

Because the new house is still being renovated, I live in the basement with my grandpa.

Mom stays at the house of a friend who works as a cleaner in the same company as her, while Dad lives in a semi-finished new house.

By the way, my mother works as a cleaner in a five-star hotel. I heard that it is not up to standard, but the job is stable and the salary is okay.

And I started to take my grandfather to the activity spots in the major squares every day, get free medicated oil massages, try massage chairs that cost tens of thousands of yuan each, and try various foods, hoo hoo.

Suddenly I feel that big cities are really good!

For this reason, my dad specially gave his best suit to grandpa to wear.

I also have two decent sets of stall clothes.

At least it should be more glamorous, right?

Our "thick-skinned activities" have been going on for more than 20 days. Grandpa's legs and feet are obviously much more comfortable, and he no longer hums at night.

While my grandpa was having a massage, I went out to look for something to eat again—try it!

Under normal circumstances, with my sharp eyes and ingenuity, I can get sixty percent full, and when I'm lucky, I don't even have to worry about drinking.

"I'm sorry," but, when I was about to leave after I was too embarrassed to eat any more, the promotional lady said 'sorry' and grabbed me hard: "You haven't paid yet."

"Pay?" I blushed, glanced at passers-by on the left and right, and whispered, wringing my hands, "Your place...doesn't it say free tasting?"

"It's true that we have a free trial here." The 40-year-old aunt raised her eyebrows: "But do you know what a trial is?"

I pretended to be pitiful: "..." Boom.

I understand, you don’t have to pay for it, but I didn’t dare to say it, huh~

This Obasan's arm is thicker than my thigh.

"Try it, that is, everyone can only try it once, to taste the taste!" The aunt stuck her waist and continued: "Little girl, you have come here three times this morning. I won't talk about the first two times. You just ate our two complete macarons, the total is 24 yuan, please pay the bill."

"Who, who is the little girl..."

"What did you say!"

I pouted, forget it, gender is not the point: "Why is it so expensive, I don't have money...and, and..."

No wonder you are so generous this time, give me two yuan, scheming bitch! >c

"Little girl, I didn't bid for you to sit on the floor. It's clearly marked on it."

"But, but..." I lowered my head and felt the crowd surrounding me. I wanted to cry immediately, but I could only drag the seam of my trousers and defend myself in a low voice: "You didn't say...you didn't say that you asked for money before eating. .”

"We didn't tell you!" the aunt bluffed loudly, "But you are not a three-year-old child anymore. You don't know what tasting is. You should know the word. Each macaron is 12 yuan, and it is clearly marked on it. Clear!"

I took a step back in a panic. I really had no money, so I only had 20 yuan in my pocket, which was the lunch money for me and my grandpa at noon today.

I definitely won't give it to her.

snort!bad guy! ╭(╯^╰)╮

"Little girl, why, I want to run after eating!" I really didn't want to run, but when I heard my aunt say that, I immediately had this idea.

So I took another sharp step back and jumped directly into someone's arms.

This meat pad is a bit hard. ≥﹏≤

"Hey!" Suddenly a shrill female voice sounded behind me: "You don't have eyes when you walk, you bump into others! What kind of porcelain do you touch in broad daylight!"

I was terrified, and just about to run away, I was hugged by the tall man with tendons: "Be careful."

"!!!" I threw my head back in panic, followed by the boys behind me and lowered their heads: Oh my god, me, me, me, what did I see!

A big star with an outstanding appearance! ! !

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