Cannon fodder is the real god

"Tell me, are you my wife!" Yu Chiyang held onto Chu Mingyu firmly, unwilling to let go no matter what he said.

"..." Chu Mingyu pressed his temples and said with a headache, "Yes, yes, let go."

Ye Ye thought it was amazing, it was the first time he saw such a strange character with such a unique personality besides the amorous feelings.

Although he thought it was miraculous, he looked at Chu Mingyu, and became somewhat disdainful and dissatisfied with Yu Chiyang who was holding Chu Mingyu and not letting go.

Ye Ye: "Are you still a man?"

"Hi'er...what did you say?" Yu Chiyang wiped away his tears, ignored Ye Ye's words, just let go of his hand, looked at Chu Mingyu with teary eyes, and wanted him to repeat what he said just now.

Although he looked innocent, his eyes were wide open, and even the unshed tears could not hide the light in the depths of his eyes.

Chu Mingyu had nothing to say, and pushed Yu Chiyang, "...get up."

Seeing that Yu Chiyang was about to drop the golden beans again, Chu Mingyu gritted his teeth and repeated, "I can do it! Don't talk about my wife, I agree with you to be my ancestor, I beg you, ancestor, You fucking get up quickly, don't lie on me!"

Yu Chiyang is quite annoying when he commits crimes. It can be said that he is as shameless as himself.I don't care about such trivial things as whether I am a man or not.

After all, being able to do things like running around the campus in underpants, Yu Chiyang can be said to have obtained all his true biography, and even better.

Hurry up and straighten him out, otherwise when Uncle and Su Mei come and see such a big idiot calling him daughter-in-law, their expressions must be very exciting.

Ha ha……

Chu Mingyu originally thought that he had answered it, and the matter was over, but Yu Chiyang didn't expect it to be over, so he continued to ask: "You... Hiccup, do you think you like me?"

"..." Chu Mingyu only hesitated for a second, and Yu Chiyang put on an expression that I want to cry for you again, and hurriedly said, "I like it, I like it, I like you the most."

Yu Chiyang was satisfied, and he let go of his tears as soon as he said so. He replied domineeringly, "I knew you liked me too, otherwise how could you be willing to accompany me to look for underwear without clothes."

For the first time, cracks appeared on Ye Ye's calm and gentle face... no clothes, looking for underwear?The amount of information is slightly larger...

Chu Mingyu: "...shut up."

Shan En swallowed a few melon seeds, and gave Chu Mingyu a sympathetic look. If he didn't know the truth, he could misunderstand.

Feng Feng didn't know what was going on, but he remembered seeing these two men shirtless in the woods.

I don't know what I thought of, Fengqing lowered her eyelashes slightly, looked at Shan En, and said softly: "I want to play with you outside too..." The ending was long, and there was an undisguised eroticism smell.

Sean: "...shut up."

……

Yu Chiyang continued to say to Chu Mingyu, "After I went back that day, I sneaked out to look for it again at night. I found it in the woods behind the school."

Chu Mingyu: "So what? You still want to wear it when you find it?"

Yu Chiyang was a little shy, "I won't wear it anymore, I'll give it to you."

"..." Chu Mingyu looked at Yu Chiyang like he was crazy.

After Yu Chiyang finished what he wanted to say, let go of Chu Mingyu, full of love for his wife?Under his gaze, he lay back on the bed next to him with a satisfied face.

When passing by Ye Ye, she gave him a provocative glance.The meaning in the eyes is obvious:

Xiao Mian, did you hear, she is my wife.We also have a token of love, which is underwear.

Yu Chiyang had cried enough, only then did he realize that he was still in pain, and immediately cried out ouch.

"Quack doctor, come and give me medicine."

Ye Ye rolled his eyes, threw the bottle on Yu Chiyang's bed, and said flatly: "Wipe it yourself, men and women can't kiss each other."

"Women and women can't kiss each other!" Yu Chiyang was furious. After gaining confidence, he spoke very confidently, not to mention that now his wife is still watching, so he can't lose his position.

"Believe it or not, I'll show you if I'm a man or a woman on the spot! You're just jealous of me, you single dog, you'll be single for the rest of your life!"

Ye Ye: "Wipe it yourself."

Yu Chi raised his eyebrows and asked, "Is the money our teacher gave you for nothing? Hurry up and rub the medicine on me, or I'll bring your unlicensed business to the bureau."

Before Ye Ye could speak, Feng Feng, who was sitting at the side peeling melon seeds for Shan En, put down the melon seeds in his hand, gracefully took a piece of paper from the table next to him, and wiped his hands carefully.He wiped the mouth of Shan En who was watching vigorously, and then said coolly to Yu Chiyang: "I didn't actually give any money."

Yu Chiyang was taken aback for a moment, his whole body was in Sparta, "No money?"

Fengfeng smiled, "No."

Ye Ye glanced at a few people, turned around and walked back to the room, turned his back to them and said, "The rest of you need to apply the medicine yourself, I don't have time."

Yu Chiyang froze, didn't pay, and didn't hold back.Chu Mingyu glanced at Yu Chiyang, and sighed resignedly. After all, the mental retardation was the injury he helped himself, and then picked up the tube of ointment that Ye Ye threw on the bed.

Feng Feng was quite satisfied with Ye Ye's attitude, which was not like a doctor or an uncle, he got up and turned to the table in front, picked up another ointment, and asked Shan En, "Do you need me to apply the medicine for you?

Shan En glanced at Feng Feng, his eyes were very strange, and there was a strange excitement in his black eyes.

Sean got goosebumps all over his body, and he refused decisively: "No, give me a mirror and I will do it myself."

"Hey, okay." Feng Feng said, with a very regrettable expression, just missed a hundred million.

Sean: "..."

Shan En took the medicine from Feng Feng, took a mirror and rubbed the medicine on the wound on his chin.

After wiping off the medicine, looking at the face of the person in the mirror, Shan En suddenly froze.

In the mirror, there is still a face that is so handsome that he has no friends, it is cold and tasteful, it looks familiar and strange at the same time.

For some reason, Shan En seemed to see his own appearance through the mirror, with a handsome face and glasses on his nose, he seemed very cold when he was not smiling.But you can still laugh, it’s sunny when you smile, and the ice and snow melt.

"very nice."

A coquettish smile came from next to his ear, Shan En came back to his senses, all fantasies disappeared, Shan En was silent for a second, feeling slightly bitter in his heart, it was beautiful, but unfortunately it was not mine.

Feng Feng put away the smile in his eyes, not knowing that Shan En's sudden silence made him feel a little uneasy.

The air seemed to freeze for an instant, until Yu Chiyang's scream broke the strange atmosphere.

"Stop screaming, I haven't done anything serious yet!" Chu Mingyu tightly squeezed the ointment in his hand, forcing himself to be gentle and patient with patients.

As soon as he squeezed the ointment onto Yu Chiyang's shoulder blades, and just touched it with his right hand, the man let out a heart-piercing howl like a slaughtered pig, which made people's ears almost deaf.

"Not yet... haven't you started yet..." Yu Chiyang turned to look at Chu Mingyu with an embarrassed expression.It's overdone and a bit of a failure.

Chu Mingyu smiled gently at Yu Chiyang, "I can't let you scream for nothing."

Yu Chiyang was a little confused. He didn't understand Chu Mingyu's words, so he could only look at him with a blank face.

Chu Mingyu didn't say much, and explained with actions directly.He raised his hand and slapped Yu Chiyang hard on the place where the ointment was squeezed on his back.

Feng Feng had quick eyes and quick hands, and immediately reached out to cover Shan En's ears.Sure enough, three seconds later, Yu Chiyang, who was half a beat slow in reacting, screamed miserably.

The voice was tragic, passionate, and utterly tragic. Those who heard it wept, and those who heard it were sad.

When Su Mei and Xu Dehong came to the clinic, the first thing they heard was Yu Chiyang's scream.My heart trembled, and I pushed open the door with trembling hands, and what I saw was Chu Mingyu riding on a boy who was violently rubbed with medicine, and the ravaged child lying on the bed was crying so much that the pear blossoms were raining.

Su Mei: "..."

Xu Dehong: "..."

Su Mei: "What... the situation?"

Su Mei looked around, and soon saw Shan En, and was slightly taken aback when she found that Feng Feng was there, and there was a wound on her face.

Feng Feng got up and said hello in a gentle and reasonable manner.

Su Mei: "I don't mean to help others..."

Feng Feng nodded, smiled slightly, and said to Su Mei and Xu Dehong: "I originally wanted to drop by Enen and Mingyu, but I ran into someone bullying me on the way."

After all, he looked pointedly at Yu Chiyang who was lying on the bed screaming miserably.

Su Mei understood, "Is he the boy who was beaten? What about those bullies?"

Fengqing: "A few ran away, the leader didn't run away, and now he is squatting in the police station."

Su Mei breathed a sigh of relief, "That's great."

Xu Dehong next to him was completely attracted by Chu Mingyu's movements. He watched quietly for a minute, and felt a little distressed, "Mingyu, be gentle, rubbing medicine is not like this..."

The child cried too badly, I couldn't bear it.

Chu Mingyu's movements were a little lighter, but he still said, "Uncle, the doctor said that the harder the medicine is applied, the better the penetration effect. Look at his body is full of injuries. If he doesn't do this, when will he be able to recover?" good?"

Xu Dehong: "..."

Xu Dehong: "What the doctor said...really?" He really couldn't believe it.

Chu Mingyu lied with a smile, "Really."

Yu Chiyang originally planned to endure it, but when Chu Mingyu said the word "uncle" in class, he suddenly didn't want to bear it anymore.Now that you've met your parents, you should be miserable first, "Uncle! I'm in so much pain."

Chu Mingyu froze, then knelt directly on Yu Chiyang's waist, and said with a grinning smile, "Screaming? Call again?"

"Aww - it hurts, hurts, hurts!"

Yu Chiyang's eyes turned white from the pain, and then stretched out his paws to beg for mercy: "Student Mingyu, I mean, help me, it hurts, it hurts! Yes, help me, it hurts."

The author has something to say: How can you collectively laugh at me?Why, am I not your favorite little sweetheart? !